Me as well

>>733268842
I'm an FBI agent that monitors these threads and records the ip of all of you.

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>>733270556
I'm retarded enough to laugh at that horrific excuse for a joke

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i am an underage girl from Greece.

>>733270716
I hate Greeks

>>733270556
nice try but agents know you dont have access to IP without warrant, faggot

>>733268842

I'm 32 and fucked a 16 year-old last year. The vagina felt totally different from an older woman.

>>733270753
hate me daddy

>>733270884
Ha. Good one.

>>733271000
Gee I can't imagine why

>>733270556

>I'm an FBI agent that monitors these threads and records the ip of all of you.

No, you're just a tubby little neck beard with a bad case of acne loafing around in your mother's basement with a slice of cold pizza in one hand and your tiny tiny dick in the other.

>>733268842
You should be castrated you pedo fuck.

>>733270884
all they need is a probable cause

>>733271148
>Implying his penis can fill a human hand

My friends were talking about cp and how they wanna view it to see why some really enjoy it. I think I'd just feel dirty if I say someone underage, nude in a photo online

>>733271000
>>733271000
Who when how why

>>733271213
they still cant just sit in threads and collect IP

>>733270716
b&

>>733271148
Lol, imagine being the FBI agent assigned to browse 4chan all day.

I've fucked a couple younger girls I've tutored over the years. All legal though.
There were a few 14 year olds who had a crush on me, but I wasn't willing to spend 20 years for that.

I would like it if this thread could serve it's intended purpose and not become a tinfoil-hat circle jerk.

>>733271148
but cold pizza leftovers are the best thing ever

t bon

>>733271216
It sure filled your mom's hand faggot

>>733271416
Age of consent is 34 in your country? Man, that's strict.

>>733271451
fuck off, OP

>>733271490
but his mom is a midget

>>733271501
16

>I'd love for some pedo hater to fuck me while raging, like really pound me hard, and cum from the prostatic stimulation while he has a heart attack.

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>>733271229

>>733271519
I ain't OP nigger

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>>733271405
It's the special ed department
>Pic related. It's the agent

>>733268842
I wanna buy a boat and do some vile things in international waters to a loli, no murderino tho

>>733271593
sure, you're not fooling anyone, you fool

>>733270716
How underage

>>733271655
fuck off with this gay shit

>>733271148
>getting that mad at the stupidest joke

You must not be fun to hang out with.

>>733271763
No u

>>733271545
You missed the joke doofus.

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>i pretend to hate pedos just to bump the thread for content

>>733271655
Lmao I do have glasses and shave my head. Damn

For that I'll remove you from the list.

>>733271907
Kek

>>733268842
>ITT anons who believe the only reason they can't fuck young girls is the law.

Makes me laugh everytime.

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>Be OP
>My son asks me to babysit his 16-year-old, the good guy OP i am, i accept.
>Be there, parents left
>She's in her room, i'm downstairs
>Go up, open door, sneak her up from behind
>pic related happens
>Shout "where is your penis?!"
>I'm OP after all

>>733272085
What an emotional rollercoaster

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>>733271897

>>733271819
fuck off newfag

I want to watch my wife get fucked by a guy with a big cock. Unfortunately she will probably never go for it so I resort to showing her off thru kik and have guys tribute her and tell me how they would use her.

>>733268842
She kinda looks like Ivanka Tramp

>>733268842
Is this pic legal?

>>733272188
>If I call him a newfag I can disguise myself and then no one will realize my true identity! A newfag!!

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>>733272159

>>733272188
Kek you're the one having an autistic meltdown over a picture you didn't particularly find funny. Im no oldfag, but you're definitley a retarded newfag

>>733271767
>You must not be fun to hang out with.

Your mom likes it.

I want to fuck a midget and predend she's my 9yr old daughter

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>>733270716
pls no.

>>733272188
saying newfag doesn't work anymore this isn't 2012

>>733272259
yeah, pulled from reddit legal teens sub

>>733271490
Dude radical mom joke bro xD xD like that should go on the top 10 mom roast of all time

>>733268842
Why not just go to Germany where the age of consent is 14?

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>>733272319
Normally i'd believe you're right, but he has dubs.. Soo...

>>733272472
because 14 is too old

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>>733272436
>posting literal Reddit content

You have to go back

>Be male
>Be 8yo
>Have 2 male cousins, ages 6 and 8
>We find my father's stash of erotic magazines
im8andwhatisdis.exe
>We discuss the best course of action
>We get naked and experiment
>We kiss, we lick and touch each other
>This goes on for some years till we lose contact
>We never get to have full blown sex, but we got very sexual the three of us
>Adult now, pedo, bi

I so miss those days

>>733270884
>Implying 4chan won't hand them over willingly.

Get 7 proxies nublet.

About 70℅ of my bookshelf is made out of stolen books, and I steal faster than I read them

>>733270716
>starting a relationship with someone who has no money

yeah nice try

I love sucking older men cocks.
I've sucked uncles and friends of my dad, I just love a big mature cock down my throat

>>733272706
thats admirable

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>>733272706
That's the most boring thing in the world to steal
Stealing gum from a dollar store is more exciting than that

>>733272706
A nigger that can read??

>>733271490
They teach you that at Quantico?

>>733272853
I love to read, it might be the most boring thing to steal but I enjoy them
>>733272880
Kek, not even black

Ive fucked with an underaged niece, licked her feet and cum on her flat chest.
She's older now but I still want to fuck her senseless

I've never done a greentext before but here ya go

> Be 25 on tinder.
> Match cute 19 year old blasian.
> Chat for a bit. She's fucking crazy. Has some serious attention issues, but that's just a good indicator she's dtf.
> We make plans to meet after I get off work one day. She lives with her dad but says he gets home late.
> fuckyes.jpg
> She's snapping pics to me at work of things I should clearly not be opening at work.
> Leave office, fully erect.
> Get on motorcycle, fully erect.
> Get somewhat lost in her neighborhood, fully erect.
> Find her place and she takes me straight back to her room.
> We lay on her bed and watch netflix for a bit.
> Kind of bored. The crazy is starting to bare into my skull.
> Start making the moves. Put my hands on her waist. Pull her a little closer. Act like I can't see the screen and move my face closer to hers.
> I'm in.
> Start making out and taking clothes off. 14/10 body.
> Slide in. Tightest fit I've ever had. Nearly bust immediately.
> See her phone by the bed. Pick it up and start filming snaps of fucking her.
> She sends them to her friends and exes.
> Hnnnnnng
> Make an educated guess on her crazy level and start choking her.
> She fucking loves it.
> Slap her just light enough to keep those cheeks rosy.
> 12hot6me
> I'm about to bust. Pull out and grab her head.
> She swallows every bit.
> Chat for a little while and start to actually connect a little.
> "Oh shit" she turns around and peeks through her window blinds.
> "My dad is home you need to go NOW"
> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
> Put on pants.
> Put on shoes.
> Grab jacket and helmet and start walking to the door.
> Forgot my phone.
> Run back to get phone.
> The fuck is taking this man so long?
> Kiss her. Walk out door.
> Not but 2 feet from around the corner of her door is her dad.
> Make eye contact and don't break stride
> "Hey"
> Get on bike never to be seen again.

>>733268842

i really want to have sex with underage girl too, think its called turning 30

Used to "wrestle" with my younger niece when we were both little, she was 6 I was 12, or thereabouts. Wrestling consisted of throwing one another around on the bed for a while, then her dry humping me until I came in my pants.
Once pulled down her pants and stuffed my tongue between her pussy lips too.

>>733273231
nice.. you keep in contact with her?

op here, especially into younger girls as a 22 year old school teacher

>>733273231

> Cut to a few months later.
> Stay friends on snapchat
> Snap stories seem to take place in what looks conspicuously like a highschool class room.
> "Happy birthday to me"
> "Daddy got me a car"
> She was 16.

>>733271463
it's like having food ready with 0 effort.

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>>733273541

>>733273541
well, at least she didnt say you raped her.. 10/10

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keep this thread alive :o

>>733273687
Yet

>>733274188
how long ago did this happen?

YOU SICK BASTARDS

Becouse of you sick pervs 4chan will be ilegal,MODS PLEASE

>>733274600
Bump :3

>>733274763
There is actually nothing illegal in this thread

>>733274951
Anyone believing these fictional stories to be true are fools

yea buth you are all waiting to something illegal pop up

>>733274763

If you count your stupidity as illegal, then yes, kill 4chan already.

>>733268842
I fell in love with someone over the internet who lives very far away and maybe we'll never see each other but I still love her even though she gave up on us and married another guy

like when you google family nudist beach its all ilegal girls and its legal on the internet all becouse of you

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>>733270556

>>733275452
pics?

>>733268842
a "friend" of mine was in a situation with two underage girls for about 5 years. Started off with tickling and rough play and moved to kissing and then to actual sex. The friend took both of their cherries, and they were both so eager to learn. Friend has been married now for many years, but still misses those girls and their willingness to try anything, and be dtf anytime.

>>733275342

>Illegal girls

Man, stop, seriously. You're gonna pop a vessel or something...

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>>733275452

MODS ARE SLEEPING TODAY OR WHAT?

I sleep with 16 and 17 year olds all the time. They are attracted to me because I'm their boss

how can you be attrackted to a child?,Are you thinking that someday you be a Father ,and what are you thinking that some 40years old dude is fapping on your child?

>>733275518
I had a similar experience with two girls who were dating. They claimed to be lesbians but were really bisexual. Only one was a D virgin though. It started out just as play fighting. Next thing I know they knocked me over and they were making out on top of me. One of them slid their hand down my pants while they were on top of me, and then the clothes started coming off. The hottest thing to ever have happened to me. Life is pointless now

>>733272226
Post a pic then faggot

>>733272706
>and I steal faster than I read them

a little kek was shed

>>733275714

Do you really think they're gonna delete this without any illegal content?

somebody need to putt it and than the thread is gone

>>733276535

No, the pic would be gone, and the poster banned, the thread would still be up.

what are you than waiting

MODS ARE SLEEPING

>>733277141

Go go, suit yourself.

>>733268842
Before I moved out of my parents house I deleted all my little brothers save files on his ps3

>>733277411

go die a painful death

>>733272703
>NSA sends intel to
>FBI then uses
>parallel reconstruction

>>733272521
kek. love these intelligent discussions with a hard arguments.

you are all waiting to see a naked child SICK PEOPLE

>>733277708

Seems to me you're dying to see one, and can't stop screaming because noone posts it...

Go kys...

>>733268842
Dud
I have a site for Tor of girls this site have evrything..it have tags like in pornhobe and like 10000 gods..there's is boys too

>>733277932
You have a site? Brave man, man. Ask the owner of Playpen how that turned out.

>>733273231
>"hey"

almost makes it believable

>>733278199
Why...
If u use it and delete history after that it all good.just don't save it for longer than 2 days and I will be fine

>>733274763
Why do new fags come here, just end 4chan and let's make another under a different name. It can go back to the before time

>>733271148
im NSA that monitors fake FBI posters, we have your ip in our databanks

>>733275502
Find a real job or catch trump doing stupid shit fagget pedo

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All of (You)

>>733276059
Kill yourself you worthless fucking faggot.

>>733277411
Your brother deserved it fo not having his shit password protected

>>733271000
Que Wallace??

Fucked a 15yo in the Philippines before. Was pretty damn great tbh

Modssssssssssss

>>733270884
You can thank george bush for eroding your rights faggot. They just have to make up an excuse.

>>733279008
Cool! I've fucked a 12yo in the ass and a 17yo in the pussy but never fucked a 15yo in the Philippines. Does it feel smooth and wet like a pussy or dry and shitty like an ass?

>>733279243
>.>

I'm 14 and I'm responsible for around 5% of the poster on /pol/

>>733270556
I'm a Federal Agent with a hankering for this, too. Still playing big-time, and it helps that I'm FBI, oddly, to hide in plain sight.

WT actual F?

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>be me
>spokesperson for shitty sandwich company
>the life of subway is the life of teens everywhere you turn
cant swing a dead cat without hitting sexy teenage grills
>make comment about sexy middle school student
>try to get webcam set up in her room
>buddy gets busted for cp
>ohshitwetradedemails
>get busted
>go to jail
Was it worth it? Yes.

>>733279483
browsing /pol/ won't make you any friends at school if its half as cucked as it was back when

>>733279243
it feels like getting ripped off.
i paid for a 10yo