>walk in kitchen >see this >what do?

Become upset that she put on so much weight. She used to be hot chunky now it's just too much.

walk out

>>733260364
i don't rember buying a ham at the grocery store. let alone a ham planet.

Put the pork back in the oven

>>733260364

Run a defensive screen between it and my fridge

>>733260364

become aroused

name?

>>733260480
lel

slam that piggy

put more dishes in the sink.

>>733260364
open all my doors and windows and hope the pig waddles back into the wild before it shits on my floor

do fat chicks actually suck good dick?

>>733260547
lucy collett/ lucy vixen

she went from skinny to stunning

fuck the shit out of it

>>733260364
Consider buying new locks

I'm gonna have me some of that!

>>733260547
Only right answer

>>733260647
>>733260709

she doesnt do hardcore though? what a shame

>>733260647
and then too far

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this is now a pork stuffing thread

>>733260644
Yes. They seem to feel that they have a point to prove or some shit like that, so they suck dick like it's got the antidote in it.

>>733260644
Mine sucked at sucking dick. It just ain't worth it.

Tell that fat cow to get off my counter before she breaks it

>>733260772
indeed, would love to see her getting smashed

>>733260364
Im not a nip I dont eat whales

>>733260364
id call the WWF, maybe id get the harpoon out

Do a 360 and leave.

Laugh at all the insecure fags who passed up the chance to get their dicks wet all for the sake of what they feel a woman 'should be'... then... proceed to have a good time fucking her like crazy

>>733261124
sauce me brotha !

>>733260364
grab knife, slide it over her gravy laden titties, butter some toast, continue my day as usual..

>>733260822
You've got bad luck my friend, most big girls can suck dick

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>>733261180
the hacker named 4chan

personal dishwasher, yay!

>>733261013
Perfect... who is she?

>>733260364

Impregnate. Then go on to find a small spinner chick to deposit my brogurt into. It's nice to have variety.

>>733261238
Gru?

Ask her to get dressed and mow the lawn.

>>733261368
Who?

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I SOOOO want to impregnate this one

>>733260364
work the nips and breats to the point of orgasm. Then move down to the clit

>>733260364
Fuck her senseless

>>733260364
get the fuck out of my kitchen plz

>>733261150
You're gonna get loved tenderly

>>733260546
Good idea, saran wrap is useful shit

>>733261168
Virgin neckbeard detected.

>>733261834
that little bit of peach fuzz on her stomach in the light .... so good.

>>733260364
Rub more oil all over her sexy body.

>>733261988
who dis ?

>>733261658
FUCK me two

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>>733262070
a girl of the female persuasion.

>>733260364
fuck it, then throw it back into the ocean, like any true b/tard

>>733260587
>windows
As if that thing can get off the floor!

1 - Throw bag of flour over her
2 - Aim for the wet spot
3 - ??????????
4 - Profit

>>733260798
I can confirm this. I've been with two porkers and they gave the best blowjobs I had ever experienced. By far.

>>733262160
got more ?

>>733262160
Would you look at the time . . .

>>733261900
I needed a laugh. Thanks. Keep telling yourself that

>>733260891
anyone know who this is?

BEST THREAD 2017

>>733261524
siri

I can see why people say she's gone too far but I still think she's hot and I absolutely would.

>>733263831
Where is she from?

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Done a similar bbw. Already roobi. Royal

>>733260364

>implying that you'd see here anywhere else but the kitchen
>maybe on the toilet

>>733261218
kek

>>733260546
Top kek

>>733264058
Anna?

>>733260364
Wonder how the pork got out of the oven