This is my penis Should I an hero

shave it and become a trap

I have a question, how is fucking from a logistical stand point? Serious cuestion.

>>733250773
You can get people off with more than your cock you know

How do you even fap? Use only two fingers?

>>733251103
i don't want to be a trap ;-;
>>733251139
no idea, never had sex. or kissed. or hugged. or touched a girl.

>>733250773
I have a 6 1/4 inch dick erect, and this is what it looks like flaccid unless I fluff it, or I have to pee.
What are you working with hard?

>>733250773
Yeah probably should :[

>>733250773
Very similar to mine op.

Best advice is to get jacked and become an alpha, maybe take up learning an instrument.

Become better than the cucks that got lucky with their DNA.

When you get with a chick make a habit out of being a baller at fingering and eating them out so that regardless of their size they'll come back to you for the sheer fact that you made them cum buckets.

Dw op, some of us just get unlucky, just dw and keep cruising my friend, don't fret about shit you can't change, fret about shit you can change then change it :)

>>733250773
My dick is literally that size but it grows out to 6 in

>>733250773
Post erect.

>>733250773

Does it get bigger when its hard?

>>733251179
yeah i had no idea
>>733251189
basically
>>733251262
no idea, sometimes 5.5 sometimes 5 sometimes 6. depends how depressed i am
>>733251265
i know. strongly considering it.

>>733251394
this anon speaks the truth

>>733250773

You could try not being fat. That normally helps.

Timestamp is photoshopped

Mine looks like that too when its not erect. About 12-13 cm in erect state. I have a wife who is happy about it and we have a kid, so its no problems to not have a pornstar dick.

>>733251394
oh man i've never even hugged a girl. this seems very impossible
>>733251437
same, sometimes
>>733251438
can't rn, i tried but won't get even remotely hard today
>>733251440
yeah
>>733251537
yeah, even when i weighed 100 lbs less it was the same size flaccid.
>>733251545
how in the fuck. what can i do to prove how ridiculous that statement is.

>>733251545
Shit.
You're right.

It would be top kek if you hero because of your dick and in the future new forms of having sex which don't have anything to do with your dick are born.
Something that can potentially happen in your lifespan.

>>733251682
Paper is at an angle.
Timestamp is not.
I almost fell for it, but I'm too /b/

>>733251766
>>733251545
FUCKING HOW YOU RETARDS.

>>733250773
Slim up. 90% of your dick is covered up by your fat.

>>733251394
Same guy here OP
>>733251682
The first time I ever kissed a girl was when I was 19, and yes, this was most likely derived from the fact that I was always super self conscious of my downstairs, but the kiss turned into a BJ and sexerino.

Mine is around 4 inches hard so I had nothing to work with, but as I said, don't fret about shit you can't change. Start working out OP, you'll feel better and look better. Pick up a guitar, it will make you feel better and give you a sense of being somewhat interesting to women.

Seriously OP, start being social and going out to clubs and shit, you'll be an alpha in no time, or some beta-alpha mix such as how I see myself currently xd

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>>733251920
If this was true I'd have a 32 inch penis

>>733251959
Post erect

>>733251959
That's the exact timestamp from OP posted over another photo.

>>733251986
I meant his dick specifically. Fat people typically have shorter dicks because there's more fat covering the base.

>>733251959
The real question is, can you endure the pain of death?

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>>733250773
Nah, man, it looks like mine but i'm really fat so it's even worse. Just find a girl with a shallow/narrow vagina. I lucked the fuck out on that. Then again, mine grows so I can't speak for you. Anyways, it doesn't really matter and it's nothing to be butthurt about because it's something you can never change.

>>733252068
That's why my ex gfs always said my dick was 'deceptively large'
Ain't been laid since oct 22 2014, though

>>733252068
that's true...
i've lost 40kg this year already and still working on more... and my cock looks bigger than ever before

>>733251920
>slave at the gym and diet for months
>3 inches instead of 1

>>733251959
Post when hard and push down on the fat underneath it.

>>733251394
you made my day
i've had depression over how small my dick is
thank you anon

>>733252199
>finally look good enough and the confidence to get a girl
>she laughs at the toothpick in your pants

Ya you should. Please stream it.

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>>733251959

I have both of my testicles.
The right one; however, doesn't like to grace us with its presence.
I picked up a girl once based on telling her I am a cancer survivor with one testicle.
>mfw both are out when she takes off my pants
I told her I had a prosthetic.

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On the same boat op

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>>733252044

>>733253201
looks like a turd

>>733253006
lmfao

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You're not alone OP

>>733250773
1- day/month/year, you faggot

2- kys

>>733252631
MY SIDES KEK

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>>733253201

>>733251394
damn actual solid advice, and my dick is almost 7 inches

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>>733250773
>>733251959
>>733253201
I'm with you, anons. I also know that feel.

>>733250773

If you think you should be an hero, please read De sade. You will learn that you can have pleasure whitout pleasuring anyone and nature made you like that. Juste use your small dick as your ticket to real freedom, to follow your passions whitout thinking about anyone else.