/b/, what's the most fucked up thing you've ever done?

>>733240903
Discover this site

I purposely spill chocolate milk down the sink.

>>733240965
is it really spilling if you do it on purpose?

>>733240903

My ex. What a whore.

>>733240903
I fucked a niggress.
Never do this.
Their pussy is loose and smells like ass.
You can smell it from a mile away.

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Post to this thread actually wishing you are a female who might take a bus to see me and have my kids

>>733241067
I want people to think I spill unintentionally but secretly I do it on purpose.

killed a man

I fingerbanged a fat chick while drunk in my dorm bathroom and then right before i was going to fuck her, i left.

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>>733240903
Is that a scar on your collar bone?

>>733240903
you got more of her?

>>733240903
Gonna need more

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>>733241557
>>733241465

>>733242573
Thanks.
anything a bit more lude?

>live in a duplex-type home
>aunt lives with us, in other "house"
>want her ass so fuckin bad
>not gonna do anything trackable, but ocassionally go into laundry
>never get lucky with dirty laundry
>always have masterbate with it cleaned
>has this one pair of leggings
>so soft looking
>one day its hanging there drying
>sneak into my room
>put it on
>masterbate, also use 6inch gluestick for anal stimulation
>imagine its her ass im grabbing
>put back
>no one will ever know

Once my step daughter turned 16, is go into her room and find her asleep in her bed with only a blanket covering her nude body. She was a very heavy sleeper. So I started out fingering her at first. Did this a couple of times before I moved to eating her pussy until she would cum. She never woke up while I did this to her. She didn't have a clue. Well after a few months gone by I would go in there and fuck her. I could roll her on her stomach, put her on her back, put her ankles over her head, and even a few times put her on top of me and would fuck her. She never had a clue I would go in there and fuck her. This went on for 3 years until she moved out. She was a good fuck while it lasted.

>>733245011
Why wait for her to turn 16 ? (Not ped, just wondering if there is any reason)

copped a feel on my sister when I was like 13

>>733245527
I didn't think fucking her before 16 was right. Plus she started wearing shorter shorts and tighter shirts when she turned 16. I got turned on by it.

my friend's boyfriend raped me but i liked it and now we fuck regularly

Had a baby with a man I don't love

>>733246049
Do tell
Tits?

>>733246751
tits or gtfo

>>733245709
Age of sister?

>>733245011
No way she was sleeping

>>733245011
>She never had a clue I would go in there and fuck her
Maybe your dick is very small

>>733245527
There was one time her friend stayed the night also she a couple months older than my step daughter. Well I was left there at the house for the night with them alone. Her friend kept asking me for a beer after my step daughter went to bed. I told her I'll give you a beer but you got to lose one piece of clothing for it so she took off her shirt, then her shorts, then she took off her bra and her 38dd tits where hanging there just popping out at me. I kept looking at her tits and she smiled and asked if I wanted to feel them and suck on them. So she laid on my couch and I touched them and sucked on them. So she went and grabbed my bottle of jack and said I'll do whatever you want as long as I can drink on this. So I told her drink up and get drunk. Anyways had her sucking my dick until I got hard and bent her over on the couch and fucked her. I needed up cumming in her pussy. After we fucked I told her she should get in the shower and clean herself up and get in my bed with me. Got in bed and we fucked again. We feel asleep naked under my covers. When morning came around she hurried up and put her panties and a shirt on and creeped into my step daughter's room and acted like she slept all night in there. Her and i would fuck almost everytime I went to go pick her up to bring her over to the house. No one has ever found out.

I voted for Hillary...in the PRIMARY. And not for feminism. I just hate Bernie sanders.

>>733246878

would have been 17

>>733246948
She slept very heavy. Had days where she slept all day and she didn't have a clue she slept all day

>>733247106
My dick isnt small, good try tho

>>733241072
Is the girl in the pic your ex, or are you saying your ex is the most fucked up thing you've ever done? If the later, do you mean she is fucked up as an insult to her not working properly insinuating she is "messed up" in some way, or that she is fucked up because you are being cocky about how hard you did said fucked upedness?

>>733240903
Ate out a black chick in a hotel room after lying to her and telling her I wasn't married. She got pretty suspicious about the mini van with candy wrappers and shit in the back.

>>733247508
I fucked women in our family mini van telling them that I bought the van to fix up and put a bed in it so I could fuck women in it. Never put a bed in the back

>>733240903
I stole my roommates weed. Felt so bad. Started with just a pinch,. Ut he smoked so slow it added up and I realized by the end of the week he hadn't smoked, so I took it all and acted like someone must have stole it when he left the door unlocked

>>733247386
She slept around with everyone but me

>>733248079
So post them now? Right everyone? Is this your first day?

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>>733248079
>>733248228
>GF
what the fuck dude

>>733246806
my friend called me, asked if I could help her bf fix something and i said i would. He picked me up and at first it was just like every other time we hang out. After about an hour in the car I realized he had started to groom me. Talking about relationships, smoking weed and drinking Jack, eventually asking me if im a good kisser. i said i wasnt sure and he started making out with me. He asked me if i wanted to have sex, but i said no. He laughed, called me a pussy, and fucked the hell out of me for 3 hours. im so tight that he couldnt get off because every time i came it would push his dick out and edge him. it started to hurt so we stopped and did what we were supposed to be doing in the first place. then he fucked me again on the way home and came in me. it was probably the hottest sex ive ever had, definitely the most spontaneous.

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>>733246806
forgot tits

>>733248099
Were you sleeping with her tho?

>>733245011
She probably was awake and pretended to be asleep because she was just too scared to say anything.

Fucked my best friend's mom

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>>733249310
Scared or loving it?

>>733249433
both. otherwise you'd be in prison.

My ex used to have sex with me while I was asleep and I always woke up.

Fucked a mormon chick with 4 kids and a husband in the martial bed in SLC. She told me to cum in her pussy so I did. Good fuck too, she really wanted me bad.

>>733247116
easy there fantasy boy, don't wanna wear your cum-ridden keyboard keys down any more.

Fucked a 19yo AfAm girl from Craigslist and came in her pussy while wife was out of town, sex wasn't great but her ass was cute

Fucked a 47yo lady from a homemade pornsite who wasn't getting any from her husband. We met up and fucked like rabbits for 6hrs in a cheap motel. She was a squirter too. I carried on a FWB thing with her for awhile, best fuck I've ever had. She'd pay me a booty call, we'd fuck, cum and she'd leave and go home with my sperm in her. Yummy.

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>girl hooks up with me
>starts crying over her ex
>horny and annoyed so I grabbed her and tore her panties off, pushed my cock against her pussy and said if she's really sad she won't push back against me
>become erect as fuck as she rolls her hips back and cries a little

joined Grindr out of curioisity. Got talked into experimenting.

>>733250576
Like gay shit?

>>733250576
I experimented when I was 15. Classmate was gay and talked me into trying a bit of penising, so I sucked him and then he fucked my ass. I really didn't like it, but it was oddly arousing all the same.

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>>733250689
So he experimented with strait shit on that gay sex app.....

>>733250689
Nah dude, alchemy. Homeboy transmuted his mouth into a receptacle for dicks.

When we were in high school I jerked off into the crotch of my cousins tiny bikini bottoms that were wet and had been hanging on the line while she was in the house. I wiped some of the cum off, and hung them back up.

She came out, grabbed them, and put them back on 20 mins later, still damp with water and some of my jizz. I had to go inside and furious jack off again watching her lay by the pool with what was left of my cum rubbing all over her pussy.

I fucked 3 girls in a park (not at the same time, nor same day).

When I was 16 I dated a 13 year old girl. She was wild and crazy and would let me do whatever I wanted. It was great at first, but she turned out to be weirder than I ever would have thought. After only a month together she told me about how her and her sister used to have sex with her dad and uncle until her mom divorced her dad. But she told me about it while she was in the middle of sucking my dick. She then started to talk about her sister and the things they still do together. I think she's lying so I tell her that's hot but there's no way it's true right? She insisted it was true and then called her sister I tried to cover my dick but she kept on sucking it and I'm not made of stone. Her sister runs in the room looks at my dick smiles and laughs. She says I know what you guys are doing. My gf tells her little sister to show me her hoo ha. And the her sister lifts up her dress and pulls down her panties. I'm staring at her little sisters bald pussy while my gf sucks my dick. I'm not sure what to think but she's still doing a good job on my cock. My gf waves her sister over and then my gf sticks a finger into her little sister who giggled and closes her eyes when it happened. She then put that finger in my mouth. That was it I was gonna cum. I shot my cum into my gfs mouth and she swallowed it. She took some of my cum that dropped on her chin and put it on her finger. The same finger she stuck in her little sister. Then she put the finger in her sisters mouth and her little sis opened right up for it. She said it didn't taste as bad as dads or uncle anons. I was completely shocked but it was nothing to them. From that point on she included her little sister in most of our sex as long as mom wasn't home or was asleep. But it wasn't all heaven she had crazy mood swings and would hit me in the balls sometimes when she was mad. She also legitimately tried to stab me with a fork more than once and threw a brick at me once. But she was the craziest thing in bed to.

>>733250764
wow, I'm fucking retarded.

>>733250689
Yeah, he had me screaming back at some spot he liked to take guys.

>>733241189
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>733240903
A relative of mine died. I didn't really know him but I used his death to get out of doing work in the 2nd grade. I think I may be a sociopath.

>>733250898
How old was the little sister.

>>733251023
Maybe, but kudos for taking advantage of the moment.

>>733250898
That's pretty fucking fucked up while also fucking hot. Wow.

What was the sister's age at the time?

>>733250898
Please tell me at some point this ended up in a double blow job where they each swallowed some of your cum.

>>733251086
She was 7.

>>733248969
TX by any chance femanon?

>>733251023
what makes you think you are?

>>733251167
That happened. I also came in them both in the same day many times. They really kept my nuts drained.

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Catfished my GF, and I regularity post her nudes on anon-ib.

>>733251296
You are an utter bastard and I like you a lot.

Make friends with several girls to get some nudes.

:)

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>>733251216
sorry m8

>>733251576
Your life must be pretty okay. Congrats, buddy

fucked a friend while she was sleeping, she woke up while i was fucking her

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Steal a hard drive from a co-worker, then post nudes. Like everywhere

>>733251745
Thank you!

>>733251832
jew bitch

>>733251824
and?

>>733251074
Maybe, idk I could've just been a weird kid.

>>733251247
I think the only trait I relate to is manipulating people. I'm not a malicious person, I don't seek out to manipulate people but I know I could. I feel like everyone feels this way though. Other than that I'm pretty regular guy. I lift, go to college, like cars, listen to a ton of music, watch tv/movies etc.

>>733240903
Fucked the wife of an ex good friend. made nude pics of her while she was sleeping and sent the pics to him

>>733251824
Go on....

>>733251932
*you

Took pics of my college girlfriend dorm mate passes out ...

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>>733251978
Devious

>>733252017
Well It was there for the taking, I took a while to go through all the harddrive backups. So there was SOME work involved

>>733240958
kek

>>733240903
I cant even tell you honestly. My moral compass is so fucked I wouldnt be able to tell you which thing ive done rates as "the most fucked up." I mean I can tell right from wrong of course but other than that no.

>I've made a woman secretly eat my cum more than 50 times.
>I've fucked countless women while they were to intoxicated to say no.
>I've followed a man to his home and shot him in the leg with a .22 pistol because he cut me off in traffic.
>I gave my sister GHB so I could see what her pussy tasted like.
>I've exploited drug addicted women for depraved sexual abuse acts with money.


There are actually some things now that i think of it that are worse but i wont put them here. For my own protection of course.

>>733252259
>I've followed a man to his home and shot him in the leg with a .22 pistol because he cut me off in traffic.

Maybe that'll teach em.

>>733252259
You can't say you have better shit and not tell us what it is.

>>733251953
>>733251985

sorry for bad english, here i go


it wasn't my intention at first, but we had a party at my place and there wasn't beds for everybody, she had to sleep in my bed with me

i got horny, hugged her and she liked it, she was still probably a little drunk. she fell asleep some time later and i pulled my dick out and rubbed on her, she did not reacted, so i pulled her leggings down and started fucking her

15 minutes later she wakes up a little dizzy, realize what was going on and hit me with her elbow. she stares at me and feel sorry for hitting me, gives me a quick peck on my lips and we sleep again.

we never talked about this

>>733252488
I sure fucking hope so. God, i was so pissed off that day. The look on his face is still to this day one of my favorite moments.

>>733252259
>>I've made a woman secretly eat my cum more than 50 times.

lol how?

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>>733240903
Masturbated on my friends cat when I was 16.

No clue why I did it.

>>733240958
^^^^^^^

>>733250898
So the whole situation was fucked, i get that, but what exactly was the worst thing that ever happened between the three of you?

>>733252510
Alright, I'll tell you all one of them. Im not trying to get vanned though haha.

My next door neighbor had a smoking hot 17 year old daughter. I hate his guts cause his dog was always shitting in my yard. I went through his mail a lot and found out what his email was. I sent him an email with a key-logger virus in it. I made it look like it was from one of stores he regularly gets email from. Once installed I monitored it for a long time. Got his wifi password for his home network. His house had been broken into so he had security cameras set up at some locations outside the house that connected via his wifi. I was able to get into their stream and noticed he had cameras throughout the rooms as well. I eventually got the passwords to all his bank accounts and basically everything of importance, even his facebook account. I changed everything. Password, security questions, everything. I then sent him very specific instructions on what he would need to do next or everything in his accounts would be gone. I was able to get some bad conversations about his manager and enough dirt that i could have ruined his career, wiped his bank account, and practically destroy his life. I had mailed him a vial of some GHB from a discreet location. Told him to dose his daughters drink on a night where his wife wasnt home. Then proceed to fuck the dog shit out of her passed out on the cameras as i watched. one of the best 10 minutes of my life. I held up my end of the bargain. Gave him all his info back. Then wiped everything that tied me to the event.

>>733252668
I kept a small vial of it on me and i would put it in her food or drink whenever she wasnt looking. It was satisfying as fuck.

>>733252778
bless you anon

>>733253429
nice

>>733253372
>>733252259
>>733253429
This is some good shit, anon. Thanks for sharing.

>>733252259
Tell us about what you did to your sister

>>733253025
What do you mean by worst?

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Cum in my daughter's food and panties-- pic related.

>>733254439
this is messed up, lmao

>>733254439
Which one is her?

>>733254556
does it really matter?^^

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>>733254556
Second from left here.

>>733248969
nice

>>733254439
that's fucked up

cool

I made out with a girl who had just finished sucking my brother off. She swallowed his load, came into my room and we made out while I asked about who was bigger and where he came. Ama?

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>>733254600
WWYD? I'd like to post our address some day when she's home from college and comes back drunk after partying with her hs friends.

>>733240903
faked my own death in front of a group of friends as a prank

Convinced a few strangers in a nightclub to hit on my best mate's girlfriend (who was my former fwb). The guys ending up taking her home and my best mate had to pick her up the next morning. And he was completely fine with it

Fucked a girl while watching Kids React on the REACT/FBE youtube channel.

>>733254600
Post your daughters feet anon

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>>733254699
Watch her get gang banged by strangers.

I'm a colossal asshole, so this should come at no surprise:

I once masturbated in front of a child, forced her to watch.

I raped my gf cause I was really mad with her cheating on me with a friend, hit her multiple times, choke her proceding to come inside and left her crying on the floor.

After that happened I fucked most of her friends and cheated on her multiple times even though I lived with her, used to bring my sides home and said they were just my friends.

We're married now.

>>733254270
Well, I suppose that's a matter of perspective. I guess it depends on whether you ever went any further than getting head from the little sister. If she ever had you fuck her then I'd say that's worse

>>733255159
Fuck you.

>>733255424
nice

tell more

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>>733254815
Pics or it didn't happen

>>733255227
Yea sex was regular with both of them. I tried whatever I could think of and when I ran out of ideas they had some. They both knew way more about sex than I did at that age even tho I was older. I guess one of the worst things we did was giver her drugs. We would let her drink, we smoked weed with her, and my gf gave her E a few times. But they also did that stuff without me by themselves.

>>733255491
how old was her younger sis at the time?
was her dad/uncle still fucking them at this point?

>>733255491
Damn. Must be a hell of a case for some therapist now. No way she came out of all that totally normal. Did it leave any issues for you? I imagine it'd be tough to ever top that, so to speak, excitement-wise

Spit in a mong's ear

>>733254815
no thanks
>>733255424
thats normal right?...right?

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>>733255450
>be me
>on date with qt
>she has too much to drink
>she's hanging all over me all night
>take her home
>she gets naked
>lies on the bed speed eagle
>I get naked
>get on top of her
>sex happens
>she doesn't move much
>I'm drunk too so we both pass out after
>she doesn't remember sex the next day
She wasn't upset but I still felt bad. I didn't realize she was that drunk. Yes we kept dating and having sex.

>>733255629
She was 7. And no they were out of the picture before I met the girls.

>>733255668
Eventually cps took them from Thier mom and they got put into foster system. I never saw them again after they were takin away. As for me the gravity of what we did didn't hit me until I was an adult. I knew what we did was wrong but they made it seem almost normal when in the moment with them. When I masterbate its always to thoughts of them but other than that I'm ok and normal. They probably aren't though.

I forced my ex gf to let her dog lick her vag and record it while showing me on webcam. Was hot as fuck, but she said she didn't like it, despite her whimpering throughout

>>733256381
5 buckeroonies she still does it secretly

>>733256510
She probably does, if not more. She broke up with me shortly afterwards but I still watch the video to this day, so meh.

>>733256713
deliver it

>>733256381
That's hot! Let a friend finger and fuck my wife while drunk

>>733256713
any chance of sharing it with us?

>>733240903
came to /b/

>>733256760
>>733256798
I'd have to edit it first, if you have kik?

>>733257117
No. But i can create an account

posting in this thread

>>733257117
yes, my kik is anoscorm

>>733257117
mine is letitlinger

I've been having an affair with a convicted and released serial killer. He was in prison for 15 years and has been released for 3 years.

I raped my little sisters hamster while wearing my grandpas underwear and my mom's bra and i whispered DJ Khaled's ''another one'' in it's tiny cumfilled ear everytime i shoved my dick in it. After the hamster had died I put it in the blender with some apple juice and drank it all up and told my sister it had run away so noone would ever find out about the true fate of her hamster. elhcton

>>733257755
why?

Dated a family member.

>>733257803
He's hot af and has the best dick

>>733258085
fair enough

>>733241127
What a joke.
*Her pussy was loose and smelly
How can you make generalisations about ~1 billion people based on one shitty sexual encounter (which inevitably was mostly bad due to your inadequacies)?

>>733257182
>>733257493
>>733257730
I'll add you shortly.

>>733248969
story how he did it ?

>>733258242
Found the black guy.
Jk. Why waste your time on that guy?

>>733258839
Not black. Just makes me angry. Fucking losers with everybody to blame but themselves

>>733258636
How he did what?

Cousin practically lived with us from 7th to 12th grade. And on certain days of the week she'd just sleep on our couch after school until her mom picked her up. I liked to pull pranks on her and after drawing a few things on her face and not waking, I figured nothing would. I tried playing loud music and what not to test how comatose she was, even put ice cubes on her. Years later, Parents at work and horny as fuck I looked at her dozing off. Never really thought about her sexually but noticed that she had quite the ass as she lay face down in the usual spot on the couch. Got the idea to just stand over here and play with myself. After a few more wank sessions like before I found the opportunity to do more when she decided to wear our schools gym shorts, and I thought easy to remove! Moved very fast after they came off, but left her underwear on. I rubbed myself along her legs and eventually got to humping her ass. As I got more into it I got more handsy, which she seemed to react to. Pulled her panties to the side after seeing a small but growing wet spot, and saw enough sexual stimulant to last a life time. It didn't take long before rubbing myself against her wasn't enough. I took the plunge not thinking about what if she bleeds or what if its not a safe day. I flopped over her for I don't know how long until I was just about to explode. Again not thinking about anything pulled out but didn't know where to cum so I grabbed her shorts as I was cumming and got very lucky that it didn't get anywhere else. Then came the problem of her shorts. I ran to the kitchen sink and scrubbed till the school logo was almost badly damaged. No time to dry them well, I started putting them back on and hoped she wouldn't notice. If she had I would have said I spilt water on her while setting next to her watching TV. While pulling up her shorts the sight and smell almost made me go again but I felt I'd gotten away with too much already. Ended up doing it a few more times.

turned neighbor's daughter into personal slut for a few years, until she went to a party and got gang raped by niggers, got HIV, got pregnant, and kept the baby

>YOUNG AND WILD (TEEN GALLERIES)..


http://young-and-wild.still-virgin.net

>>733259250
I smell bacon!

>>733259128
same age as me...

>>733253372
interesting if true. if you get caught you are looking at 20 years in prison or more.

I was in brazil dating this chick. She loved anal. I wasn't that crazy to try but I bagged up to try it. The fucking smell and shit smear on her panties still haunt me to this day. I was going limp in the middle of fucking her just from the smell. Condom was covered in streaks.

Last time I tried anal.

>>733240903
I showed up to a DUI hearing completely inebriated.

>>733260038
Hahahahahaha!!
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

>>733240903
I let my kid key scratch the car of our neighbor, no reason I just really don't like that fat old drunk and decided to vandalize his precious Toyota without getting my ass in trouble.

I baked cookies for an Undertale fanartist who drew things I didn't like, albeit the cookies had needles in them - apparently she survived after biting one unfortunately.

>>733260668
??????????

>>733260814
This happens a bit to fan artists and fanfic writers on Tumblr, write/draw one thing wrong and the I'm Offended Squad decides to enact revenge.

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What has /b/ done in the name of petty revenge?

>>733252617
Fake

>>733240903
Molotov'd a dudes car with friends, he owed my friend a good sum of money and a good amount of stress.

>>733246841
I'm a boy btw

>>733259009
And she was asleep the whole time?

>>733261742
yep.

>>733260668
That's just pathetic dude

Where to begin...

>when I was 17 I fucked 3 sisters, youngest was 12. How old their mother was when she got pregnant her first. None of them ever told eachother. I'm 30, currently working on their milf. I want the set.

>actually have a thing for doing the families. Dated and fucked the shit out of my exfiancee's little sister, fucked my ex fiancee while her cuck husband watched their kids on mother's day.

>have had sex with cousins (mostly when we were all under 13)

>left a cum filled condom tied to the door to science class in 8th grade.

>I fuck entire circles of girls who are friends too. One time I finger banged one while the other best friend rubbed my cock under the blanket. Only one of them knew I was 2 timing them and was cool with it. Tried really hard to hide the drooling while my fingers were in her twat.

> last but not least, for some reason if you have parents permission in my state, statutory rape isn't statutory rape anymore. For some reason mom's love me and encourage me to date their way too young daughters, well I took a couple of them up on that in my early 20s (at the same time), 8th grade cheerleaders do everything best. Completely cock hungry and subservient.

>>733259009
bullshit. I could buy rubbing against her till you nut'd but you went in. You practically raped your sleeping cousin and she didn't wake? BS!

>>733240903
married a 2

Catfished almost every female friend I have, even a female cousin of mine. I've also used my girlfriends old Snapchat account to catfish some of her best friends by pretending to be my gf and got nudes.

>>733261827
Lucky.
Mother.
Fucking.
BITCH!

>>733261943
):

>>733262129
In truth, I have a lot more similar stories.

>>733262762
Teach me the ways of No Fucks Given and slamming tight pussy left and right, sensei!!!?????

>>733262064
yeah? well i married a 4.

that refuse to try anything other than missionary, cowgirl (NOT reverse), and receiving oral..

and she fakes orgasms, to get it to stop.

after like 3 minutes.

might as well be dating a friggin god-fearing priest.

i tried breaking up with her over it before we got married, but she convinced me to continue, promising she'd get more adventurous.

ITS BEEN 2 FKIN YEARS. i've been very careful not to impregnate her so it's easier to divorce her, for this very reason... it's tiem

>>733263092
You ignored the red flags dumb ass. You'll never leave her and you know it

>>733240903
Fallen in love with someone and let them break my heart

>>733263207
`i'll do it later`

`now is not a good time`

`just waiting until i get some vacation`

..and repeat.

what *should* i do, though?

>>733262077
Pics or didn't happen

>>733263395
Lick her shitter like an apple fritter.

Gonna have to leave her or cheat.

>>733263395
40days 40nights challenge. On the last day, give her a vitamin(Plan B), rape her till you fill her donut pussy with heavy cream!!

>>733263021
>be an old fag
>sociopath
>act like the nicest guy ever
>actually act like you care about what they feel and think
>make them laugh
>lul as you fuck their sister.
>always pick girls you can convince anyone that they are lying if they ever blab
>show absolutely no fear around parents
>be a good sweet talker that can lie without flinching.
>fuck like a champ, be a good kisser
>have heightened sense of smell where you can actually smell who is horny and your type from 30 feet away -- I've actually caught gfs cheating with that, smelled them in a store and found they guy that's been jonesing after her pussy.

>>733251192
I'm going to pretend that's fake so I can sleep at night

Installed Cerberus on a girls phone and randomly took pictures to try to catch her nude.

>>733263580
I'm attached to emo, scene, jailbait and chubby white girls with lots of issues. I'm also a 7in thick dense fuck head to attraction. How fucked am I?

Posted my ex all over the Internet.

She was very popular on the "Facebook exposed" threads from back in the day.

>>733241458
Not sure if retarded or just this new

>>733263748
The types of girls you like are the types that look away, smile, and look back at you while you're talking to them if you smile while you do. Except the chubby with issues girls are usually very direct. So you're not screwed, but emos give it up easier. I managed to fuck around with my ex fiancees sisters best friend while I was with her. Emo, low self esteem, will take what they can get if you have the balls to hit on them.

>>733262077
run us through the process, anon?

>>733240903
Looks alot like someone i know, got a name?

>>733264141
I suck at convo. Tips

>>733245527
>>733246948
>>733247106
>>733249310
You're all retarded if you believe that happened.

>>733240903
beat autistic girl, just because she make funny noises when got punched. Fuck, i was dick. I really hope she is well and happy today

>>733253372
How can you be this fucking messed up ?

>>733247216
I voted for Hillary in the primary and Trump in the actual election. I was republican all along :)

>>733263580
>>have heightened sense of smell where you can actually smell who is horny and your type from 30 feet away

Fucking kek
ITT : delusional kids talk about the superpowers they wish they could have

>>733263580
Adding to this, when I was 18 I broke up with my gf, then fucked around with all 3 of her hot ass best friends. One day they actually took turns playing the winner on some game while the third got on the bed with me to fuck around. Musical Cock? Later they all took a shower together, had me come in with them, glorious things happened. They let me take pictures (forever mad that I permanently destroyed that hard drive trying to fix it)

>>733261827
interesting, if the 3 girls father's name began with a P i may have done them as well.

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Fucked a fucking sand nigger troop up. Found out that most of them were kiddos with fucking guns and grenades.

Got my second silver star for it.

>>733264774
Kids, I'm 30. Not delusional and that's not really a super power. It's also documented some humans can smell pheromones, and distinguish different people by them like dogs.

>>733264861
Thank you

>>733252610
Now this I can believe

>>733264833
Couldn't tell you, father's always been out of the picture. Mother's name begins with C

>>733257117
lemme get in on this, kik is propj

>be year 10 design and technology student
>Making wooden boxes because shitty secondary school curriculum
>Finish building box
>SuperiorCarpentrySkills.png
>Preggo teacher bitches me out in front of the whole class for not building my box the same way as hers
>you're going down bitch

Three days later:

>Find box of thumbtacks in my room
>Go to see teacher at lunch, check if she's marked my coursework
>"Anon go away can't you see I've got more important things to do than grade your useless coursework?"
>Operation Tacky Butt is go
>Get bro to call preggo teacher over to the side
>Get box of thumbtacks and place them spike side up on preggo's chair
>BookIt.jpg
>She screams louder than OP's mum in bed
>Hear a big THUD sound soon after
>Preggo teacher lying face down on the floor
>Ambulance comes, takes her away
>Never see her again

It turns out she fell off the chair straight onto her baby and had a miscarriage

>>733257117
My kik is mariov1294

Raped someone after my high school prom. It was blamed on her prom date.

>>733265270
>Making wooden boxes because shitty secondary school curriculum
>Finish building box

You made her miscarry because she dissed your fingerbox?

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>>733250887
^ found the pedo

forced my girlfriend's cow-titted roommate to give me a blowjob. it was a fucking amazing bj too

>>733265597

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>733255707
fucking kek

>>733261827
what state?

>>733265011
fuck you

>>733261827
>>733262762
>>733263580
>>733264832
>>733265717
The last being the one I'm replying to, the rest are me omitting others comments of mine that were also true, everything I said isn't fiction.

>>733240903
A chick friend zoned me, so i masturbated on her tooth brush.

>>733253429
>Carrying around a vial of your own cum

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Stole this from my sisters bfs laptop

I half heartedly fucked a girl I knew, I feel so dirty boys. I really didn't want to do it, but she wouldn't stop. Fuck I need to go lie down.

>>733258510
>>733257117
Vidz69
Plz!

>>733248939
doesn't really sound like rape

>>733253372
I wish i had your motivation to do follow shit through

>2009, high school prom
>my date was a friend of mine
>we went with 2 other couples
>one of the girls with us was so hot she made my balls hurt just looking at her
>we all went to one of my friends house afterwards to party
>we all got super drunk, hot girl ended up going upstairs to sleep
>her date went up with her to make sure she was ok
>other couple went to the basement to fuck
>he was planning on fucking her but ended not due to her drunkness
>frustated, he decided to walk home
>only tells me while my date (just a friend) was in the bathroom
>me and my date just hang out for about an hour, then I drive her home
>go back to party since i was the ride for everyone else the next morning
>other couple are still in the basement doing their thing
>I go upstairs and hot girl is completely passed out
>I shake her a bit to make sure she won't wake up
>She doesn't respond
>decide to take advantage

>I slowly take all of her clothes off and take my pants off
>lick her pussy to get it nice and wet
>I then proceeded to switch between fucking her pussy and was
>fucking loving it and spend about 30 minutes up there
>end up cumming in her ass (don't want her to get pregnant)
>get dressed and go downstairs and just chill then pass out

>next morning she came downstairs looking mortified
>She asks where her date went
>explain that he left early and walked home
>She thought it was her date that raped her

>>733257117
Plz! Vidz69

I lived

>>733240903
watched mlp

>>733256381
Vidz69

>>733240903
I have never seeded any torrents i've downloaded, not a single one.

throw a tear gas grenade on a children carnival

used to feel up my old roommate while she slept (she slept on a couch bed thing in the living room so it was pretty easy to get to her). she was a super deep sleeper with huge tits and a cute little ass. I'd usually play with both, and cum on her feet and then gently wipe off the cum. Never got caught either

>>733266975
MODS

>>733266975
We're going to hell together buddy :^)

>>733240958
Truth

>>733265979
Not sure if FBI, or...?

>>733240965
You animal...

>>733241067
Is it really intentional if you caused a car accident?

>>733266773
Damn. Did she report him? Did he ever get in trouble for it?

>>733248370
both dead.

guess guy forgot about

https
colon
//archived.moe/b/thread/733240903/#733248370

>>733264861
I'd rape the female troops then kill them

Have sex with underaged niece, lick her feet and ass, bust on her flat tits

Go in to rape my cousin, walk out mid penetration cuz the "guilt"

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>>733240903
this

Got gangbanged by Latinos and now I love big brown cocks

Suck dick for a passing grade

Gropped my cousin while she was sleeping,came on her hair

>>733244149
Basic creepers like you are pretty obvious but you never know it. They just ignore it because it's awkward.

>>733247216
You monster

>>733258242
nigger spotted

>>733264861
Well if they were the enemy and had guns they would have done the same to you.

>>733240903
While my wife gave me head I watched a video on my phone of our daughter at the beach.

I busted down her throat staring at my little girls swimsuit wedged up her tiny bottom.

>>733263836
I didnt find any similar image, he might be unironically hitting on OP's pic

>>733240903
Convinced a buddy who was trippin off CCC that he sucked a dick for a cigarette. He broke down into tears and nearly tried to kill himself cause "I'd rather be fucking dead than a fucking faggot" we eventually came clean. But goddamn that was a funny night.

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>>733248370

>this is a copy of the posts


The most recent is I convinced fatty reserved GF to finally send me nudes and I immediately posted them to show off to everyone...

killed 8 sandniggers

turns out they were kids who found guns and were attempting to get out.

I got an award for this.

this is why soldiers kill themselves.

Post my girls nudes all over /b/ and now she's an online slut

>>733269286
pics?

>>733264465
Nope, nothing I say is ever planned. No general idea, nothing. All I say is what fits the situation

>>733263092
Wife sexually abused as a child by father.I did not know this. Sex got worse and worse, less and less. I love her, but my whole life is wasted, as far as sex is concerned. Women are head cases.

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Where do i begin

>never seed my torrents
>have a tumblr
>hate cats
>hate chocolate milk
>reported the original moonman video
>report all loli threads
>like stalin and lenin better than hitler.
>enjoyed boku no pico.

Come at me y'all

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Posted friends gf online

>>733269872
You sound edgy. I hear suicide is edgy, try it :)

>>733270064
Is she from Texas?

Slept with a married woman whilst her husband was looking after their 5 year old son who was in hospital under cancer therapy

>>733257781
What the double fuck.

>>733268051
M/F?

>>733270445
F

>>733269345
Ok. IE: don't fear failure

>>733256017
wow cool story, i'd like to know how they ended up... I lost my virginity to two sisters one was 16, and one was 13 and they were also fucking the older sisters boyfriend too... I don't know what happened to them either but I have no doubt they are fucked up by now...

>>733270582
I know it's messed up(rape is my fetish) but, thinking of what happened to you is a turn on

>>733270762
I didn't enjoyed how it happened but I ended up loving latin cock, so it wasn't all for naught