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would you fuck a horse for 500 /b/

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would you fuck a horse for 500 /b/
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That's a little expensive, no?
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>>733223587
id do it for free
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I'd pay $1,000
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500 what?
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>>733223883
O'm guessing 500 times.

And yes. If given the chance, I would. For free.
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>>733223587
Sure, but only if I can do it enough to get pregnant

I know there are zebras woth matching human chromosome sets, so if we get some scientists on it, we can have centaurs
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here we go now boys, am mare right
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>>733223587
What is horse?
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you bet
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You'll have to give me a bit to get the $500 but sure.
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Id pay 500 to get fucked by a horse sure
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>>733224337
ponies are pussy shit.
we talking a big beautiful animal, bruv.
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>>733224890
suit yourself
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>>733223587
What if it went wrong and horse didnt wanna fuck a ugly ass nigga horse jumps up pushed you off balance the stomps your nuts head and chest into the ground, aka horse rape backfire
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>>733224057
Sign me up, i read a couple dozen Xanth novels
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Ahem
If I may ask, where are the hot horse photos
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>>733226030
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>>733223587
could I pay it out over 6 months? what kind of rate?
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I would pay for that
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here you go, fellas.
what a damn sight.
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>>733226699
quadruple doubles. not bad, if I do say so myself.
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>>733226774
God I want to bury myself in that.
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the prettiest of pinks.
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>>733223587
$500 hell no
$500k nah
$500kk definitely
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>>733227632
Wtf is $500kk? There's no such thing as five hundred thousand thousand dipshit.
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>>733227837
kk is million you faggot
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>>733227906
No its fucking not. 1 million is $1M. Where the fuck did you learn that shit
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>>733223587
Wouldn't do shit for 500 /b/, just the one is enough>>733223587
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>>733228137
If u wanna be real 1 million is 1MM
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>>733227906
>>733228431
You niggers are all retarded
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>>733228431
Less money talk, more horsies

Personal favorite feature of these magnificent beasts, mayhaps?
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>>733226939
>>733226774
Where's the gifs at?
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>>733228137
1k - 1.000
1kk- 1.000.000
500kk = 500.000.000
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>>733224337
>>733225803
>>733226258
>>733226559
back to /mlp/
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>>733228912
none on me, I'm afraid. :(
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>>733228940
Fucking retard who the fuck told you that
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>>733229137
gotchu
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>>733227906
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>>733228940
"kk" is not a thing. Either you're making it up or learned it somewhere from someone who's a moron.
1k - 1000
1M - 1,000,000
1B - 1,000,000,000
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>>733229217
more
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>>733229217
Oh fuck, more?
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Just post the horse cock already
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>>733229168
Thank you. Someone with some god damn sense
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>>733228940
What about 500kkk
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>>733229217
Good man
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>>733229239
This
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>>733223587
I figured people who fuck herses pay in the end.
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>>733229331
>>733228940
4chan the place where you can argue about numerical symbols in a horse porn thread.
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now for something completely different.
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>>733229217
moar
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>>733229217
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>>733223587
In one room you have a 12 year old girl with the body of a 21 year old. In the other room you have a 21 year old girl in the body of a 12 year old.

Which one do you fuck?
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>>733229503
Tight
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can't remember how good these are but i have some good ones, i'm in an OW game so thread might be dleeted before i can make em
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>>733224057
Nigga you for real??
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>>733229624
Both.
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>>733227906
>>733228940
>>733229331
Google $1MM please
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>>733229331
6kkk
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>>733229217
Any male horses on females?
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>>733229624
What do you mean, which 'one'?
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>>733229365
This
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>>733229217
>>733229660
>>733229807
>>733229518
Thank you based anon, please
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>>733229886
unsure
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>>733229886
>>733230262
found one
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>>733230407
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>>733223587
id go give her a go for free
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>>733226839
right? looks tasty af
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>>733230562
from the same video
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>>733230407
That's good too,
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>>733230562
Uhhh
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>>733230672
hmmmm
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>>733230856
HMMM
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>>733231021
benis
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Threads like these made me realize that i'm horny enough to fuck anything. But i'd really love to have a go at some horse puss. wonder what it feels like?
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>>733231304
slightly different approach
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>>733231544
>>733231484
Moar
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anybody know how to get in contact with other people who want to / do fuck animals, i want to so badly but i have no idea where to locate my fellow freaks.
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so how safe is it to save these?
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>>733231869
nobody gives a shit, just don't have actually illegal shit like CP otherwise they'll lump beastiality in with it for a longer sentence.
save this shit alone won't do anything ever.
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why do you keep posting this post mister.
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>>733232060
someone asked
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>>733231869
use truecrypt or veracrypt on a folder or drive
if your like me (from /x/) and paranoid as shit do your whole computer
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>>733231484
but i don't want horse cock i want horse pussy
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>>733232357
and you're getting it
gotta have something for all the kids, mang.
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I'm dun.
Have an oinker.
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before 4chan warped me, definitely no way.

Now that I'm mentally broken, before I answer that question I need to know.....:

as a dude, what do I have to do to qualify as having "fucked" it?

500 of what (currency?)?
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>>733227837
kek
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>>733231856
this
my dick craves the sweetness of nice tender horse pussy
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>>733233130
take it up the pooper till you climax
500 MERICAN dollars
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>>733233061
this one is new, thanks
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>>733231304
Oh before I go.
Imagine sticking your dick in the squishiest motherfucking thing in the world and having every single milimeter of your cock pulled and tugged on by its vaginal canal while simultaneously being pumped in and out of it. It's very wet, very slipper and incredibly soft to the point of being plush.
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>>733233061

Any more oinkers? I don't see them very often. I bet they are pretty tight, at least compared to a mare.
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>>733232836
fake cream
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>>733233061
heard owning a pet pig can be a problem, especially females since they get horny as fuck and will fuck anything in sight.
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>>733233350
>Imagine sticking your dick in the squishiest motherfucking thing in the world and having every single milimeter of your cock pulled and tugged on by its vaginal canal while simultaneously being pumped in and out of it. It's very wet, very slipper and incredibly soft to the point of being plush.

MUH DIK
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Horses are capable of constricting their muscular inner walls and normally do so pretty much constantly. They back into you so you often go balls deep without trying, they can be reluctant to let go so if you pull out they'll push you back to try and get it back in and if they're fond of you, you've made a bond over months/years, they'll present their hindquarters at random for you to fuck.
Their lips are soft, pliable and they "wink" which means their labia "flares" open, their bulb of a fucking clitoris is pushed out and it rubs against the base of your dick and balls.They do this a lot.
If you fuck them for quite a while in one session they become increasingly wet and will even piss themselves / orgasm all over you. It's best to pull out at this point and back off a bit as they can and likely will inadvertently hurt you by knocking against you.
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>>733236084
i saved the vid of the guy with the black horse
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>>733236180
Many thanks
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>>733236180

yo fam you a life saver
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can someone re-upload the webms somewhere? dead on arrival
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>>733236180
Mmkay gr8 I'm a horsefucker now
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>>733236569
this, i was on mobile when they where up and couldnt get my computer until now.
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>>733236569
>>733236812
only one of the videos i managed to get
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>>733236956
many thanks, anon. you are not a faggot today.
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>>733237069
just doing my civic duty
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>>733236956
not judging but is he wearing panties?
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>>733236956
Holy shit.

>>733236180
Was right, she backed right up into him. wtf
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>>733236956
You're a real human being and a real hero
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>>733236956
Godspeed anon
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think this is my proudest moment. for once i have done some good for the world. never woulda thought itd be horse porn tho
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Look up Best Mare Pack on TPB if you just want a big bundle to fap to, I doubt mods are gonna let these sorts of threads stay for long
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>>733236080
anybody?
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I feel like it might smell like shit with that big asswhole there
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men simply can't compete with BHC
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you're all fucked. die.
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No I fuck horse because im a degerate not for money money
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>>733237560
i mean, theres worse things. have you seen that thread with the dying dog? shits fucked
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>>733237560
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>>733236084
i've got 4chan x so i can still see it
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someone still didn't answer whether or not you can get jailed for owning this

there are like no places on the internet with info on laws or anything related to this anywhere except actual bills which are vague or a blog about some guy somewhere that recieved a $500 fine

How can they actually find out if you have downloaded this? Will they ever know outside of busting into your house and searching? I don't own CP or anything like that, but i'm genuinely curious
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>>733237518
Horses are clean. They have specs of shit, obviously, but if you use a warm non alcoholic wet wipe to gently clean them they don't smell at all. Or rather, they smell like a horse.
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>>733237495
just get one yourself. they're pretty cheap.
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>>733237811
obviously you're a UK fag because no one else worries about this except for immigrant police state brit cowards
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>>733237811
i doubt it, again truecrypt that shit and it will never happen. the worst is probably they take the computer and fine you at best
>>733237914
i know (theres dirt cheap on ebay) but it extremely difficult to do on oneself.
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>>733223587
I'd fuck one for free m8
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>>733237982
No I'm just a US citizen surrounded by hippies in the current year timeline where the NSA is a thing. I just want to fap to horses and not get caught and publicly shamed for someone else's unjustified moral grandstanding
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>>733238023
they make them with various handle lengths. shouldnt be too difficult
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>>733236023
>>733236076
Reminder that horse-porn isn't against the rules; mods are fags
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>>733238167
im just more concerned about doing it right. if you slip whist closing it. thats a hospital stay, a visit to the local mental hospital and they probably would save the balls to also would bet insurance would tell you to fuck off. if - when i get that done i will post it of course.
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>>733238543
gonna keep the cock?

i'm planning on losing mine but keeping the balls
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>>733238729
>>733238543
holy kek I didn't know /b/ was quite this degenerate.
Horsefuckers sure, but you clowns?
do it and post timestamp btw
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I just fucked the shit out of a horse
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>>733238729
nice nice, im i gonna keep it? probably not. ballz are more of a problem now and there isnt really a chance of bleeding to death compared to cutting the d off. good luck on your quest aron
>>733238861
re possibility of death, also fail to see how genital mods like these are worse then the horse stuff
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>>733238861
what?

until i can get my dick removed, i might as well enjoy using it on some nice canine pussy.

i'd like to try a horse before it goes, but i doubt it's gonna happen
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>>733239030
yeah, bleedout, and keeping the urethra open are the issues. i'd prefer to have mine done by a surgeon if i can, but i dont wanna wait more than another year or two
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>>733238729
>>733238861
>>733238956
>>733239030
>>733239062
Someone should print screen this thread just for fun
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>>733238956
...the horse pooped on you?
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>>733239629
yeah, burdizzos are a great solution for balls. i wish they worked on other things
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>>733233740
WHAT WAS THE PIC?! I NEED IT
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>>733239030
Why the fuck would you want to cut your dick off? Honest answer plz.
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>>733236956
That mare is Just the right height, no bucket required
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>>733239030
errrrr..... how do you pee?
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>>733239884
can't speak for the guy who just ones to lose the d but ive always just disliked them, im practically a trap anyway
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http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/Videos/
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>>733240119
what do you think about modded cocks?
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>>733239851
Now: 12:23
> I was about to get some food...
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>>733240119
But the balls are the best part about traps.

Lose the dick before the balls.
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>>733239884
dunno man, it just needs to go. it's a love hate relationship. i know i'll miss it, but i also know i dont need it to get off.

maybe part of me wants to punish myself for all the zoo stuff i've done over the years. i'm sure i'm some kind of mental case or another
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>>733240000
the urethera runs under the balls up through the penis and out. so a new pee hole was made behind the balls pic related
>>733240240
how'd you do dat homie
>>733240287
balls are easier to lose plus it would make breast grow better
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>>733239868
there wasn't a pic is was just text but all the nice horse pussies pics from before made it even hotter.
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This castration stuff is interesting. Can you elaborate on how someone urinates if they cut their dick off? Reminds me of pain olympics.
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Did the thread just get jacked by trannies talking about cutting there dicks and balls off?
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>>733240470
same didnt think i was mental until /x/
thanks /x/
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>>733240204
Zoo folder.
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>>733240493
Opened my piss hole up with repeated small cuts
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>>733240586
they just reroute the urethra down into your taint.

>>733240625
i'm no tranny. besides animals, i'm arrow straight. just want my dick gone. gonna keep the balls for hormonal balance purposes
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>>733240625
a bit yeah
>>733240586
>>733240493
i has simplified it for yeah guys
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>>733240662
I was born with one that big.
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>>733223883
For 500 /b/
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>>733238499
moar
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>>733240794
>i'm arrow straight. just want my dick gone
kek
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>>733223587
Stop making the same thread over and over again. Be original.
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>>733229056
>/mlp/ doesn't allow porn
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>>733241020
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>>733240625

Not if I can help it.
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would /b/ fuck a husky?
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>>733241137

If you don't like it you don't have to post nigga.
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>>733240625
dunno, today is kinda strange day on 4chan...
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>>733241609
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>>733236956
Looks exactly like my dick kek
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>>733241486

A doggo is fine too.
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>>733240794
>i'm arrow straight. just want my dick gone
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>>733240794
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Where the webm's at
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>>733241570
LOL EPIC POST /B/RO LEL POSTED TO /R/4CHAN XD LOOOOL
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>>733236180
>will even piss themselves all over you
lost all interest
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>>733242329
dont worry. doggos are clean, tight, and delicious.

they wont make you smell awful or piss all over you
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>>733241926
only one way to find out aron
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>>733240794
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>>733243103
looks kinda like my dick too lol.

at least for now
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>>733223883
zimbabwean dollars
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>>733241486
rather than a horse
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Is this as a Jeopardy question?

>I'll take beatiality for 500, Alex
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>>733236180
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>>733223587
fuck no.
My reputation and ability to live with myself is worth at LEAST 100
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>>733243103
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>>733244445
based aron
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>>733244445

Damn, that is one wet horsecunt.
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>mfw this thread
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>>733244423
burdizzos look painful as fuck man, but i guess it's the easiest way
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>>733244445
why?
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with protection for 500 i would...
but only if im alone and no one ever knows it happened...


never a dog or any other animal, horses are big and i think they would not feel anything
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>>733244824
burdizzos just a pinch, elastrators this, they die and rot off. then theres surgical which would be the go to but is difficult to get
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>>733223587
Risk-reward ratio is way off. I could die.
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>>733245102
you dont do it with horses that arent comfortable with you.

and you take it slow, even when they are comfortable. you dont just go sliding your dick into random horses, there's a process to it.

forcing yourself on an uninterested horse can indeed be fatal though
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>>733244852
nice I have like the same reaction frame
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>>733244852
the better question is, why not?
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>>733244870
>>733244445
cute and more
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>>733229503
oh dear
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>>733245906
dumps usually get shutdown pretty quick, but here's one more
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>>733246336
Aint nuffin wrong with just nudity

thanks though
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>>733238023
Where are you located? I'd be willing to do it with anesthesia for a small fee.
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>>733246437
the mods tend not to agree
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>>733246798
close to seattle wa
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>>733246977

Opposite coast, unfortunately.
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>>733247107
damn. well thanks based aron
curious as to how much you'd have asked for ($ wise)
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>>733246977
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>>733223587
pssh, i can have my post end with 500 at any time on /b/. check em.
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>>733247846
dont need that dick anymore. should just go smooth. catheter is already there anyway
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>>733247928
the dream, nervous about a cutter though
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>>733248270
are you planning for this month?
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>>733224057
I remember you, you and some other anon talked about setting up a breeding farm with a scientist with no regards to ethics or your will. That was pretty weird but i still fapped to the thought.
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>>733248491
been planning on it for years
>>733248526
Wha!?!?!
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>>733247223
About $200 to replace meds and sterile supplies purchased from the derp web.
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>>733223587
I really need the money. So yeah. Shit, I'd do it for a zero interest loan of 500
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>>733248730
for surgical? right
if so thats kind of what i was expecting. personally think its a bargain
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Pretty broke atm so I could afford maybe a 150$ horse
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>>733248838
There are a few people out there that do it. Sort of like back alley abortions used to be, just be careful out there, anon.
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>>733243697
Maybe for a hundred trillion.
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>>733249015
thats why im a bit paranoid about it and would prefer the burdizzo as id hopefully be able to get it done quickly and leave without serious drugs or bleeding. also would probably be a bit cheaper too
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>>733241432
Jtrhnbr
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>>733223587
I pay 500$ to fuck a horse (male)
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>>733229503
oooooooooo that would be a tight fuck
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>>733223587
but if he gets pregnant? that would be awkward and i don't want kids.
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>>733249476
how stupid are you
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>>733249516
new fag
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>>733223587

500 /b/? i don't know if i need all that /b/.
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>>733249568
nope old fag looking to lose ballz
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>This thread
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>>733249757
dont worry aron, you can join in the fun
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Six hours and this thread is still running. Impressive.
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>>733250280
damn straight homie, /b/ can run a thread that probably shouldve been taken down ages ago by someone
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>>733249757
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>>733250489
What is this?
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>>733250640
no sadly not. one day though
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>>733223587
500 and recorded on vids?
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>>733223587
Add another zero to that 500
Thread posts: 250
Thread images: 88


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