>That will be $19.95 + tip Honestly what do you do in response?

>>733221533
no pineapple? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. TAKE IT BACK YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!

Give the guy a twenty dollar bill and $3.94 in pennies

Here in UK we don't dot give a fuck about tip's

>>733221533
ask him why he opened it

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>>733221533>>733221672
>>733221682
>>733221744
Ha, yall are faggots, I'd take him into my time machine and travel back to a pre 9/11 world so that we can stop 9/11 by throwing hot pizza cheese on the terrorists but crash the plane anyways because why not?

Go pick it up if you don't want to tip a driver

"A tip is voluntary. I usually tip 20%, but since you feel entitled to it, all you get is $20."

I've never had a pizzaboy fag ask for a tip before, and ive ordered many many pizzas, so I assume this doesn't actually happen. But if it did, I would tip nothing and proceed to leave negative feedback on the website in hopes that they fire the piece of shit.

>Tell him I need to grab some extra cash for his tip
>Invite him in while I go get my wallet
>Take him by surprise and lock him in my basement
>Put the pepperonis on my nipples and tell him to eat them off
>All of a sudden the stench of onions fills both of our noses
>Ohno.jpeg
>Shrek busts down my basement door with a grin
>His long rod is already out and hard and he rips through both of us in one stroke
>Intestines spill all over the floor and his green ogre sauce sprays all over the joint
>"This pie is on the house" exclaims Shrek as he flies off into the distance

>>733222447
Bullshit. Gb2reddit

>>733222644
Not bullshit, it happened last Tuesday

give him $25 cuz i'm not a spastic

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Ask him he wants a blowjob from my wife for a tip

>>733221533
No one has ever said that to me.

This one restaurant I go to always says

>would you like me to add the tip to your card?

I'm thinking of just always paying in cash and leaving nothing just for the question.

There's is a spot on the receipt for tip. She's just trying to put people in the spot

>>733221533
Tip him $4 or $5 depending on what I have because I'm not a trailer trash PoS.

>>733221533
Give him $20 and ask for my nickel back.

>>733224357
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

If they ask for a tip then I will not tip them. Normally I would give the regular delivery guy about 5 bucks for gas.

>>733221533
Jerk him off

>>733221533
"Here's a tip: don't be such a greedy twat"

Demanding a tip makes it a fee.
A tip is extra, making it mandatory is no longer a tip.
> protip: get a real job

>Answer the door with my shotgun
>Tell him to leave the pie on the doorstep
>"Run, boy"
>He runs back to his car, but one of my sons, Randy-Joe has already cut his starter
>As the liberal pizzaboy runs for the woods, I set loose the dogs
>I know these woods, boy
>We track him down, I let the dogs go in for the kill
>I drag him to the garage, bleed him out and make leather with his skin
>Dump his car into the pond out back a piece
>Let the dogs eat the pizza, it's a liberal Jew food, anyway

>>733224627
no one ever asks for a tip

>>733225063
Shut up, Watson.

>Answer door
>"That will be $19.95 + tip"
>"Who the fuck says + tip?"

>>733224831
lol Americans crack me up. You people order millions of pizzas a year, but you treat your service people like fucking garbage. Sometimes I wonder if slavery was ever outlawed at all. If you order pizza and your too lazy to pick it up yourself, you require someone to bring it to you, that's a real fucking job, faggot. And since most of you cucks would starve without someone delivering food to you, I'd say it's a pretty important one at that.

>>733225335
You fail to realize that pizza dude chose that job. It was his choice. Nobody is obligated to do anything for anyone else.

>>733221533
Hand him a 20
>Keep the change

>>733225459
...The only way to get a 'real' job is with some postsecondary education (inc. trade school, etc). A lot of people need to pay for that by working as something else... say, a pizza driver. They don't pay their employees enough to survive, so it falls on the consumer to pay a tip. Optional tipping is the reason why food is more 'expensive' in europe.

>>733225459
Yeah, its not like he isn't getting paid to work there. If he wants to get paid more, he should expect it from his employer.

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>>733225459
Oh, I get it, you're a conservative, AKA a fucking shit-stained scumbag.

give him $30 keep the change
>Had 2 pizza's delivered few hours ago
>pizza hut 2 large for $20
>$24 with $4 delivery fee
>still gave him a $6 tip

>if you cant afford to tip then drive your ass and pick it up yourself

>Open the door
>Grab the pizza as fast as my fucking pupils see em
>open the box faster than climate change
>dump pizza all over my face mouth closed
>scream a blood curdling cry
>hand him a 5 and give him a high five for the show

>>733225970

I have replied to you comment, tip please.

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>>733225459
>"Nobody is obligated to do anything for anyone else!"
>"Christian nation"

Wew lad.

>>733224962
kek

>>733226151

There's a difference between private donation and the government taking money at gunpoint.

>>733225970
>fuck everybody
>I me mine
That's not conservative, that's neo-conservative.
He's not conserving a noble ideology like he's been told he is, he's looking for justification fir being a fucking stain on the face of the country and humanity in general.

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>>733224962
lol

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>>733226300
>YOU order a pizza
>You are too lazy to pick it up yourself, so you expect someone to bring it to you
>"T-this is the same as the gubment t-taking muh HURRRRD earned money at gunpoint!"

>>733226482

I was referring to the picture from your CTR staff folder retard.

>>733226596
Or you could, you know, just admit you're a piece of shit who hasn't done a damn thing for anyone.

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>>733226151
well, time to open up the new box of bandages i just got, those edges are sharp

>>733226843

If you're so adamant on helping the poor, I'd be happy to sponsor your application to the KofC, we do a lot of great charity work in a lot of countries.

>>733221533
Here's a tip, get a real job you faggot

>>733227150
>That moral platitude
>Implying I am not already involved in helping those less fortunate

>>733227305
Like the one you had at McDonald's making that $9.00 an hour?

>>733221533
Give him a $20

>>733221877
Hahaha so random xD

>>733225335
well usually eurofags complain about tipping in America,
it's fucking stupid and painful to see it spread in the world

>>733227455

Morality went out the window when you mixed progressive tax with over-encumbering government programs.

>>733221533
Give him 20 and tell him to keep the change

>>733227881
Over-encumbering government programs

You mean those ones that gives millions of disabled, elderly and poor children things like healthcare and food? Those over-encumbering government programs?

>>733227835
Filthy pinkos think they're entitled to something for driving and carrying a weightless object to the door. Hurr such slavery durr why me so oppression

>>733228090
How about this: sodomize the weak. Foad Marxist bitch.

>>733225335
Most places have a delivery fee these days. It's usually $2-3 depending on location. So go fuck yourself with your liberal aids dick. If some faggot delivery boy needs more money, they should get a better job. Delivery service takes a toll on your vehicle. Not many places actually supply a car for deliveries.

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1,995 pennies.

dropped on the ground.

>>733221533
pay 25.00 bucks cause I am not a jew...

Never been asked for a tip by a driver.
What I tip depends on how hot the bitten of the box is and if he read the instructions on the receipt.
Always says to call when here. Do not ring bell.
If they ring bell they get 1 dollar if that.
Wake my kid up or make my dogs bark.

>>733228090

The ones your country can't afford and is dropping its credit rating for, yes.

Helping the poor is nice, screwing over everyone to do it? Less so.

everyone who says they don't tip is either a lying white 13 year old trying to sound cool on the internet that wouldnt have the balls to not tip for real so their parent's don't ground them, or a greedy nigger living in the suburb that treats delivery drivers as a way to get back at white people for slavery.

protip: no delivery driver asks for a tip and they're still courteous even if they don't receive one. it's an unspoken rule everyone knows. this is just a bad troll.

>>733221533
give the guy $25 and tell him to have a great day

I have a great job now make 150,000+ now but I have worked every shit job you can imagine. I tip 20% + always because I have been there

>>733225335
>this is bait
>chooses not to acknowledge muh voluntary transactions
>capitalism you retarded faggot, yes is why we're better than you

delivery drivers are worked like slaves and treated like shit by their employers. delivery charge is NOT a tip. they are not reimbursed for gas. the only luxury of being a delivery driver is time goes by fast during busy hours and can make more money with less stress than working at other entry level positions. being on the road is like a paradise. a break from getting yelled at by the management for a few minutes. it's really nice out of store and really shitty in store.

>>733221533
Tipping is shit

>>733228209
You are literally advocating slavery in this post by expecting them to work for free.

>>733228311
So edgy, my dude. So edgy.

>>733228757
you.
should.
get.
a.
better.
job.
you dumb fucking faggot. only teenagers should do minimum wage jobs

not everyone can get a better job. the good job market is flooded. even people with degrees and college education sometimes have to end up working the entry level jobs because there's just not enough jobs opened up in what they studied for.

>>733228336
Good job missing the point, Trumpkin.

i give him 16.95 because delivery charge is 3 dollars

>>733228921
i didn't say i was a delivery driver retard, i just know how it is for them

>>733228311
k when you're a weak little bitch living in a nursing home someday I hope a nig rapes that asshole. Because sodomize the weak, right?

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I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

>>733228967

CTR pls go

>>733229016
lying. the delivery driver doesnt have to give you the food and can take it back to the store if you're unwilling to pay the price on the ticket. if you underchange them and take the food you can be banned from ordering again or even arrested for stealing if reported to the police.

>>733228878
Working for any corporate entity is wage slavery at any rate. The bitch still gets a pay check, and the two dollars I opt out of giving him is utterly meaningless beyond a symbolic gesture that shows "pls don't spit in my food"

>>733228394
>All those autistic requests

How about you just fucking drive down and pick it up yourself?

Fuck lazy assholes who want to be catered to.

>>733229129

"Hello police, this man ripped us off three dollars. Please send at least five swat teams and a helicopter, it was a whole three dollars!

>>733228921
how about everyone who works 40 hours a week doing what the economy deems is a necessary job should make a living wage that allows them not to live in poverty?

don't like government? move to fucking somalia.

>>733228430
>Muh tax dollars

Helping the most vulnerable has jack shit to do with your meager paycheck. The old lady down the street getting $50 a month for food is not screwing anyone. Your corporate overlords are the ones on welfare.

>>733228955
That's their own fucking fault for sitting there and saying "I want to study something i'm interested in" rather than "I'm going to study something that has a good chance at providing a job because the market is leaning towards X".

Either study for something that is actually useful, or take up a trade. People are just too fucking lazy to get up and do it.

>>733229241
people have been arrested and sent to jail for less.

>>733229244

How's this, I want to work for a company. I am willing to work for X amount of money, except if X is too low the government steps in and tells me I can't enter this voluntary contract.

>>733228911
No. I will fuck you.

>>733229040
>implying I intend to live long enough to have my will infringed upon. I will cram my girth inside you as well.

I can tell you are both, if not samefag, europoor pinko shits who need a culling.

>>733228700
>2017
>Actually defending capitalism

Capitalism is an utterly broken and failing system. It's why you'll be a third world nation in 20 years time.

>>733229283
studying things tend to be a 4 year commitment. things change in 4 years and it's too late at that point to do something else. you're already committed idiot. are you retarded?

>>733228921
>Just get a better job!

Coddled 13 year old bitchboy detected.

>>733221533
Firstly, I would be asking why one fucking pizza is costing me $19.95.
Secondly I would be saying thats a no to the tip son. It's not customary to pay with cash normally, and when paying online or by card there is no option for a tip. *if* I paid in cash, he could have whatever the change is because I can't be fucked with coins.

The only time I will tip, is if I am paying in cash and I have received service that I think it extra special. I'm not giving you extra money for just doing your job, mainly because our government are not savages and actually require employers to pay their staff a minimum wage which is plenty to live off.

>>733221533
$20+ bucks for a shitty roni pizza?
Fuck that OP. I'd slam the door in his face.
Also how dare the delivery slave open my food box.

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>>733229158
>All those autistic request
Kek
Calling instead of ringing a bell is not that hard of a request.
You probably can't even take care of yourself let alone a kid and dogs.
Go have mommy warm you up some tendies, lil faggot

>>733229281

Corporate overlords? When did I say anything like that? Why don't you read what I type instead of inserting whatever MSNBC tells you those "conservatives" think. Corporate wellfare should also be cut.

>>733222447
You shitty storyteller.

>>733229376
the government can and should do everything it can to prevent private industry from damaging society. these things are called negative externalities. just like pollution, low wages damage society by trapping people in poverty and forcing government to subsidize industry by providing their employees basic needs that their wages don't allow them to provide for themselves. this is inefficient and unfair to companies that are willing to pay their employees a fair wage. just like pollution regs prevent the market from punishing companies that don't want to poison their community.

>>733228921
But then who would deliver your pizza/tendies? If all the delivery drivers got better jobs? Your too lazy to make or pick up a pizza yourself.

It's petty but lots of drivers keep tabs on which addresses don't tip. Pretty much asking for your pizza to have a dick near it if you don't tip.

I've also broken linear order and delivered to the next house on the list rather than the non-tippers house first so they would have to wait. Pay for my gas money, fat asses.

>>733229478
Nigga please. Simply googling current job trends and future predictions in your area gives you plenty of information.

>>733229241
>>733229327
Some guy that was in a work alternative program sat in jail 30 days cuz he stole a banana out of a fridge from where he was placed. Made a fucking example out of him.

>>733229410

Oh I forgot it was current year, how silly of me

>>733221533
$25.00 since the pizza was probably 16.95 then they tack on that 'delivery fee that is not considered a tip' fuck them. and i only buy pizza's from places with bogo deals. so fuck them more.

>>733225335
It's the foreign fags like you that don't tip. Must be bait.

>>733229722
making life decisions based on predictions instead of facts.

you truly are retarded

>>733229141
You must be a blast at parties.

>>733229630

Industry is measured in product, the poor make little, the dead make none. No company will profit if its workers are dying on the line

To the the non-tippers ITT : the second time that delivery driver comes to you, you're eating cum/fecal matter/snot or whatever the fuck they feel like spiting you with, hope it was worth the couple of dollars, shit-eaters

>>733229244
Fucking THIS.

>>733229869
Parties are lowest common denominator socialization. Fuck that and fuck you.

>>733229803
>Making life decisions with no data at all, just picking a path at random and hoping for the best.
>and I'M the retarded one.

>>733221533
Give him a $20 because I'm not a massive cunt who doesn't tip then I rape him

>>733229878
lol are you serious? you are woefully ignorant of the history of the industrial revolution. dumbfuck confirmed.

>>733221744
Tip's what

>>733229283
>I me mine ME FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

>>733229986
yet here we both are, arguing on 4chan.

who's the high and mighty losers now that make good decisions.

enjoy your snot sauce hidden under the cheese

>>733230006

Ah yes, because the "Worker's paradise" turned out so much better.

Where were the worst conditions for the poor again? Oh right, the government run workhouses.

>>733229376
>I have a right to work for less!

Holy fuck, this is the most autistic fucking argument you can make. No one fights for a lesser wage you fucking shitstain. Put the meth pipe down.

>>733230101
Yeah, we have something called food standards, plus a government that actually mandates all workers are paid a decent wage so tipping is not even a thing here. I'll enjoy my pizza safely.

>>733229387
Yes, try to "cull" me, faggot. See how that works out for you.

p.s. I'm American.

>>733230110
the largest period of industrial growth in the history of the world happened in the united states, after the workers rights struggles at the turn of the century, and fueled by entirely unionized industries like steel, coal, auto, and big city construction. it's hard to make valid arguments when you're completely historically illiterate isn't it?

>>733229129
i simply rotate between the 100 different pizza chains in my city. after a while they forget you.

>>733221533
Order online and pay 9 bucks for an extra large

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>>733228430
exactly this.

go straight dad mode.
"You wanna tip? dont look at the sun" then i'll give a dad chuckle and close the door

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>>733229563
>Minimum wage
>Plenty to live off

How the fuck are you posting from 1944? There is no state in the union where the min. wage will afford even a ratty apartment, even working full time.

>>733230362
See, why use a sketchy site for this? Inflation metrics are kept by the government and using this makes me question your biases.

>>733221533

I would ask him if he was new. If yes, I would tell him that you don't mention the tip like a doofus, and I would tip him like $1.50.

If he wasn't new I would get my pie and say fuk off m8.

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>>733229600
>Please don't wake my child support payment that I deeply regret
>Don't make my dog bark!
>Tip toe through the tulips are call me!!!!!!!

Do you expect him to change that shitty diaper while he's there?

>>733230475
$630 a week here for a 40 hour week. 2 bedroom apartments cost around $250-$300 a week. Share with another person, down to $125-$150 a week for rent.

Seems to work pretty well to me.

I tip and have no problem with it but if you expect a tip like that, you can get fucked

>>733221533
You can not ask for a tip. If you do, I will be reporting you to your manager. You are being paid at least minimum wage, and tips are an extra bonus that you get for providing great service. If you ask for a tip it means you are being a greedy fucker and you don't deserve it.

If you need tips to survive, find another job.

>>733229630
You sir, are a gentlemen, and this board is quite simply, beneath you.

>>733221533

I give you $20 and tell you to keep the change.

>>733221533

>why are you holding the box with the top a already open you get no tip

>>733229722
>Believing educational planning, and life in general, is this simple

Are you a fucking cartoon?

>>733221533
Don't tip in the UK, yeah boi

>>733230697
plot twist: he didnt have the phone on vibrate or silent and it rings really loud and makes the dog bark or kid wake up. somehow still the delivery boy's fault and won't tip him.

or the phone WAS on vibrate or silent mode and he never notices the phones going off. delivery boy forced to knock to get your attention. again doesn't tip.

people that don't tip dont need a reason to not tip. they already decide before they even order that they're not going to tip. nobody that tips orders food without having their money + tip readily available before ordering.

>>733230898
So you're just going to sit there and make life decisions without any planning at all? Seems legit.

>>733229799
Because we pay our workers better than starvation wages.

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4 or 5 dollars

>>733230774
delivery drivers aren't paid minimum wage. usually like 3 dollars less than minimum cause they know tips are involved to clear the gap.

>>733229982
You're such a deep and interesting person. Tell me more, senpai.

>>733230263

I'll work for less then you, and get the job.

>>733230944
Nah man. I have the money ready. And I tell him to look at the receipt does it say to call when here?
If it does I pull the few bucks I was going to tip him with out in front of him so he knows.

But that would be some shit waking the kid by the phone call. Is just be phased at myself.

>>733224413
LOOK AT THIS GRAAAAAAPH

>>733231157
Id just be pissed at myself**

>>733231157
most places have shitty lazy people that work the phones that don't change delivery instructions from previous deliveries in their systems. a lot of the times if not most of them delivery drivers that have been working for a while eventually learn they can't really trust delivery instructions because there's no indication that they are new or just old instructions attached to the address. in almost all cases it's usually not the driver's fault.

>>733225627
Ya filthy animal

>>733221533
no one i've ordered pizza from has EVER mentioned a tip, just the price. but i tip them 15 percent rounded up to the nearest dollar

>>733230700
What is the min. wage?

>>733231481
$15.75 an hour.

>>733221533
Give 20, say keep the change, take pizza, close door.

>>733231121
In short, I'd force objects varying in shape and size through your rectal canal if you were to shoot those gayass anime memes at me in person, and it would happen so fast nobody would believe what was occurring, let alone be able to stop it. Also, check this out: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_w9S7uTkTsE

>>733221533
Pay the man and take my pizza
>Stop being autistic

>>733230944
This.

>>733231143
okay, fine, but then the race to the bottom will leave everyone working, but starving. so how about we set a floor for the market where everyone can survive, and then the people who are worth extra money can earn it? wouldn't that make sense? it's almost like these rules have been thought about for a long time before putting them into place. the only problem with the minimum wage is that conservatives hate the working poor and have refused to update the wage or permanently index it to inflation, so the purchasing power of the minimum wage is dogshit. it should be over $20/hr if we tied it to productivity.

>>733231357
If it says to call on the address or phone number I'm calling from why would I want to change it. And if that's the case than there should be more communication within the business.

>>733231683
This. What kind of dumb ass topic is this?

>>733231157
lol I just love how Americans insist on playing this game of "Dance for me slave" at every interaction. Slavery truly is ingrained in this society.

>>733225063
But most of the time, people tip nothing or one dollar.

>>733231562
We're talking about the U.S. of course you can afford it wherever you are. In the U.S. min. wage is $7.25 most places. You can't afford shit on that.

>>733225459
You couldn't do that job. You'd quit within four hours because you're a bitch.

>>733231809
Those who are worthy will survive. Stop being a bitch and choose either to do your best or to die. I kill Marxist hippy bitches like you early in the morning so I can get stoned on the drugs that inhibit them, but sharpen me up, by breakfast

>>733231646
Please gape my quivering asshole, senpai.

>>733225829
They pay five dollars an hour maximum, usually four. The business owners have a monopoly. They would fire everyone and hire new people. They are foreigners who can't afford to pay anyone

>>733232006
Everyone is actually a slave to the almighty dollar. I don't care where you're from. Unless some third world shit hole or you live off the grid. In which case they wouldn't be ordering pizza or on 4chin

>>733224962
Why all you fucking Americans insist on calling an innocent pizza a pie?? You all have the soul of guy fieri and will burn in hell wearing thick white frame sunglasses for eternity

>>733231909
welcome to the world of jobs run by lazy teenagers who don't even want to be at work at all. you should tip them based on you even got a pizza at all. lmao

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>>733232222
You wouldn't last 10 minutes in a real job, bitchboy.

>>733231809

It's not about livable wage, it's about a person's right to work for what they choose. Raising the minimum wage would only increase the price of goods, look at education inflation.

Also why is your argument both "no one argues for less" and "everyone will argue their wages so low they'll starve?"

>>733232440
Yeah, I still have the guy a dollar. The sad part about it, the guy went to high school with me. Ten years ago

>>733232153
This is the point of the argument. The US system of tipping is fundamentally wrong.

>>733221533
>I answer the door,
>My sweaty asthmatic bettus lardass gets out of the power chair...
>I waddle towards him huffing and puffing needing a slice.
>Delivery mob boss screams "you shall not pass, you need to ask these questions 3."
>As I weez and chuckle, a draw my ninja katana ans sai combo weapon.
>I say," indeed you may have questions my dear parcel devivery person, but I have the sword."
>sweat drips down my cratered face and manly neckbeard
>he seems to get my drift since I farted and the air caught it.
>"That would be $19.95 + tip plox." He jeers and smirks
>I have to walk up stairs to my room to get my wallet.
>I go upstairs to get my wallet it takes 10 minutes just to get up the stairs.
>20 minutes finally arrive back to the door.
>The parcel delivery person is angry. So I pay him $19.99 and take the pizza.
>He's now red in the face pissed off, "IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A TIP?"
>I smirk at him, and say. "No. This is a proper tip."
>I look at him in the eyes and gently and gentlemanly, TIP MY FEDORA...

>>733232222
Welp, we found the middle schooler who read Ayn Rand on his summer vacation.

>>733232456
I'm a structural steel fabricator, and I outwork even the hungriest wetbacks. I was born to sodomize pieces of shit like you. Cram a hammer and sickle into your pussy, faggot.

>>733221533
Edge him because he's late

>>733232466
>A person's right to work for what they choose

That is such a bullshit corporate cop out. NO ONE FUCKING FIGHTS FOR A LESSER WAGE.

>>733232712
>implying ayn rand wasn't a faux-moralist kike in philosopher's clothing. Foad untermensch.

>>733232865

Market competition never happens?

>>733232685
comedy gold

>>733232466
when you say education inflation, what you mean is the rising cost of college, right?

that actually has literally nothing to do with the minimum wage, and everything to do with the fact that the baby boomers decided they'd rather cut their taxes and buy mcmansions than fully fund public colleges and universities as a public good like their parents did. also, the fact that a college education is seen as mandatory to compete in the global economy, costs have gone up as people feel obligated to pay whatever it costs. and financialisation of our economy has created a market where lots of people are willing to invest in funding student loans, particularly when they can't be discharged via bankruptcy. you really are a very stupid person. can we just admit that not once have you had any idea what you're talking about and stop this one sided asskicking of a debate?

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>>733232685
>Huffing an puffing needing a slice

Thank you.

>>733221744
Do you give a fuck about grammar?

>>733228484
This is true. I have never asked for one and I have been stiffed most of the time while making five bucks an hour. It was a really poor city though, with very high taxes. It still doesn't justify assholes not tipping, but there's no point in being rude to them. Sometimes we'd be very friendly and I'd meet their dog and shit. Then I check the receipt...
There are perks though. Immunity from cops (you basically own the streets), under the table cash (high taxes), and you can reek like cigarettes all you want.

>>733221533
Oh puh-fucking-lease faggots. As someone who's delivered pizzas for Domino's, we never ask for tips. We tell them the amount and no matter how much they hand us in cash we say something to the effect of "Thanks, I'll get your change in just a moment" so the customer can tell us whether or not to keep it, give X amount back, or say nothing and take all of it back.

This is stemming from people who are pissy that they're expected to tip delivery drivers. Get over yourselves. If we drive across town so you don't have to stop watching fucking Thirty Rock with your autistic cousin and pack on as much weight as possible, you'd damn well be willing to tip a few bucks for gas.

I always give a larger than normal tip. I order from the same places. I also get faster and better service. If you are so poor that leaving a 50% tip on a $20 to $40 order - then you are mostly likely a poor faggot nigger and should be working harder to increase you income.

>>733232752
Of course you are. Now I want all those toilets cleaned, young boy. Chop chop.

>>733233161


"One sided asskicking" holy shit you're autistic. You've yet to say a factual thing. I weep for America if you're their standard.

>>733232752
Oh, you're an obese smelly redneck who wears a cumstained NASCAR t-shirt on the daily and smokes Pall Malls.

>Muh work ethic

>>733229016
Delivery charge doesn't always go to the driver. It depends on the business owner's policies

>>733233422
Me too. It's nice to get the hottest, freshest food and most pleasant service for the sake of a few bucks that I will never miss

>>733229563
Five dollars an hour

>>733233161
FATALITY

>>733233557
>5'8 180lbs
>speak american english without accent
>not interested in sports
>only smell bad at work, this is the price of being a maniacal fiend for competition in the workplace. Easily go home and shower after work
>I'm probably better dressed and cleaner than you as we speak

>muh inherent worthlessness and slave morality

>>733233622
I don't think it ever goes to the driver in a direct sense. The company obviously pays the driver a (low) wage but a good chunk of that money is kept by the company in overheads caused by simply engaging an employee and of course profit

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>>733229410

>>733223413
that is my kind of porno
it got me really turned on it the weirdest way

>>733221533
I always tip my delivery driver (assuming normal conditions) but if they ever tell me to tip them before I get the chance then they're not getting anything.

Also who the fuck pays that much for that shitty looking pizza?

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>>733230664
Reasonable!

>>733234045
>Maniacal fiend for competition in the workplace

I love when hicks try to over-compensate for their shitty lives. It's adorable.

>>733231646
That was the most random shit I've seen all day. You don't get paid to boost views, do you?

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>>733221533
Give $20, "don't ask for a tip next prick."

>>733221533
Whenever I give people a 20 I never ask for change back and usually slip in a few extra bucks if it's a pizza guy since I don't order anything very often. I tip because I want to, not because I have to. I feel bad of I don't since no one takes a pizza job for fun but they shouldn't really expect everyone to tip all the time.

>>733221533
if you ask for a tip face to face, you dont deserve it, its a cunt thing to do

>>733234613
What do you have against competition? Could it be that you always lose? I love when useless pussies try to use their cognitive dissonance to justify their lack of ambition.

>>733233557
>>733234613
>Said the lonely underweight virgin on /b/

>>733229631
teenagers are a renewable resource. do you even read? perhaps you're stuck as an assistant manager?.?.?.?.

>>733229531
>30.
> never worked minimum wage

good try socialist shill

>>733233243
I doun't think so, m8

>>733234771
I just thought it was a good video. Jim Carry is one of very few men I can say rivals me in terms of virility.

>>733229410
I'm so broken with my extraordinary living standard since I was born.
never been above middle class, still better than anyone but .0001% outside the US.
>b-b-but just wait and see!!

ok socialist faggots of the world. we'll see if you run the internet then, and I'll come begging to you.

>>733234046
Are you trying to justify not tipping because of delivery charge by explaining exactly how delivery charge does not go to the driver?
What the hell is the cost of engaging? There is none.

>>733226843
funny how you don't deny being part of CTR

fuck off pathetic cuckold

>>733229244
how about no.
you're obviously no older than 21 so I'm going to let it slide. your argument is morally sound, but in practice, as soon as the government enters, it casts a shadow, disrupting the market and making it impossible to conduct truly voluntary transactions. lurk Moar

>>733235493
I liked it, it just was less related to the topic than spaghetti 9/11. Virility is an interesting word choice. I wouldn't say that he isn't, I've just always thought it was his shtick. Good actor.

>>733235823
that's a bunch of horseshit. not all freedom is good or valuable. the government's role is to prevent stupid, short sighted choices from damaging the community at large. when managed effectively, the government does this to great effect.

also, i'm a 31 year old executive at a manufacturing company with a master's degree in economics. eat a larger than average bag of dicks.

>>733235823
How is agreeing to work for a business owners voluntary? You either bend over for minimum wage or live on the street.

>>733224413
Underrated post

>>733236204
>the government's role is to prevent stupid

A government with this mandate would be insanely totalitarian

>>733236204
>not all freedom is good or valuable.

stopped reading right there. thank you for confirming my hypothesis. my right to fuck and live are about the only rights I hold above my freedom to work/produce/make money how I chose.

you must be from Europe! how are things going over there...
economically?
I know you guys are super into diversity

>>733236585
i didn't say prevent stupid, i said prevent stupid from damaging the community. this is literally the same thing building codes do.

>>733236246
almost too dumb to make me respond, but hey, what the fuck? voluntary=I do it if I feel like doing it, otherwise I fuck off and do whatever.

>>733236752
and you think it's a good thing we're protecting and shepherding the stupid??

goddamn buddy, open your eyes

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>>733236585
>removing a sentence fragment from its context to discredit argument

Lowest form of debate, tbh. Try harder next time.

>>733223142
I'd do this everytime if I could afford to do it.

>>733236682
actually, i work for a manufacturing company in ohio that has tripled in size in the last 8 years i've been working there. we pay our employees $10+ to start with full benefits. we attract good talent, and pay them accordingly. factory is run on an entrepreneurial model. we reward productivity, but we don't treat our employees like shit just because we can. freedom =! liberty. liberty is freedom with discipline. you're an idiot, and a terrible person, i'm sure. how's trump working out for you? are we great yet?

>>733236752

>Ban all fossil fuels
>Ban fatty foods
>Ban beekeeping
>Ban internet
>Ban smoking
>Ban Alcohol

Why do you want to live in the future from Demolition man (Also banned, violence damages the community of impressionable youth)

>>733236919

Take the full sentence, point still applies.

>>733236682
Except any right you believe you have has no basis in reality beyond circular "I'm a person,, I'm entitled to respect" logic. You don't fucking matter. Just die.

>>733237121
lol wut?

>>733237329

All things that damage the community.

>>733237218
No. Stupidity that is harmful is much different than general stupidity. Please stop.

>>733237491
See
>>733237121
>>733237481

>>733237120
God I'm glad I'm not a Midwestern fag. you know everyone smart loves on the coasts, right?
>we pay 10$ to start
>we attract good talent

a Wendy's chef in Santa Barbara could do your job and get paid about the same as she's getting there. try living somewhere decent and competing, it's a little harder.

and I can be an incredibly proud American without having voted for trump

give him $20 and close the door

then again tipping is never expected here

>>733237242
i don't know where you live, but I was born with inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
not that I'm entitled to respect.
I have the ability to act as an agent in any way I chose that doesn't directly harm my fellows or my society

Why are you showing me my pizza? This isn't some car show
Close that shit it's cold out
>Gives 22.00

>>733237593
I'm not interested in the petty moral bullshit you fags argue for, I'm criticizing the hackneyed bullshit youre using to argue. Use firm logic instead of fucking party tricks.

>>733237917
>I have the ability to act as an agent in any way I chose that doesn't directly harm my fellows or my society
>can't jerk it to loli in most states
pick one

>>733238053
aaaah i messed that up

>>733221533
nobody says "plus tip", you fucking faggot idiot

>>733238053
haven't been arrested yet, so suck it

>>733237608
i said starts at $10 to illustrate we don't pay minimum wage. after a year or two we have people making $15-$20/hour and have several press operators that make $85,000 a year. I make $150,000 a year. we're a highly profitable company owned by a billionaire and we employ 250 people. we're the largest company in our industry, and we're located in the midwest because that's where all of the supply chain in our industry is located. also, do you have any idea the lifestyle a family making $300,000 a year leads in ohio? while you're struggling to live in santa monica to afford a teardown worth $800,000 we have a 5000 sq ft house, 3 cars, and a boat and take two family vacations a year all while sending kids to private schools and saving for college and retirement. eat a dick coastal fag.

>>733238019
jew

>>733237917
>inalienable right to life
>gets murdered for no reason
>the universe weeps not
>clear portrayal of the reality of such reasoning

>implying any respectable food service worker asks for a tip

Tips are implied but not necessary

>>733221533
Probably tip the normal amount I would have in the first place because I'm not a passive aggressive faggot

>>733238042

"I don't care if I added nothing to the conversation, and the argument you used doesn't change at all when applied to the full statement, making my entire point void, you should have copy pasted more"

>>733238294
so no one has any rights and you can treat them however you want?

must be nice being 12, stay in school

>>733238493
>argument doesn't change

Yes it does you fucking retard

>>733238192
the more you brag about your life and job on the internet, the more convinced I am that the only part that's true about your story is Ohio. I think you make 13.50 an hour sweeping up metal at a machine shop and go home to lust after your roommate nathan, knowing he'll never fill you up the way you really need him to.

>>733238514
You can. There may or may not be consequences, but it doesn't change the actions that can occur. Keep clinging to those morals like theyre inherent truths, retard