faces of /b/
Threads boi
>>733207978
You look like early emo Boxxy, I shall shave that tiny bit of furr from your chinny chin chin and have you suck on my penis while you're wearing a dress.
>>733207978
is this a cringe thread
>>733207978
hello there
>>733208817
Guzma?
>>733207978
>>733208817
>>733210384
Official cringe thread
>>733210384
show that dick
>>733210888
trips of truth
>>733207978
i has a beanie as well
>>733211243
Josh?
>>733210982
They all look like twins and cousins. WTF is going on here?
The fuck do I do this shit for
>>733211416
um yes?
>>733207978
You look like someone who would eat Andy sixxs shit.
>>733211655
You look like a white nigger with gay hair. Seriously you have nigger features.
>>733211655
god damn your face looks pissed off.
You're gonna murder people.
I bet nobody really likes you even when you're smiling.
Just your big ass lips and nose look like they were made for someone who is on edge.
>>733211921
I bet my more than average thick lips have a part in that
>>733210384
You look bisexual. In a good way.
>>733211971
It's 2.40 midnight here and I had a rough day man... Cut me some slack will ya
>>733210384
You look cute as fuck like this.
Keep this look. You're so adorable. Would mistake for a girl.
>>733212130
Doesn't look like a girl. Looks a bisexual guy.
>>733212190
*like
>>733211987
Don't forget that wide nose breathing all the white mans air.
>>733211655
nice cock sucking lips
>>733212219
Don't worry dude I look past your flaws
>>733212333
>when youre actually an attack helicopter
>>733212190
No, there's two factors influencing your judgment.
Once you have the 'idea' in your head that one person is a certain gender, you fail to recognize features as they are and cannot see them otherwise. It's a common phenomenon.
Secondly, the lighting is making him look very skinny in the face, but that's just what monitor lighting does.
He without a doubt is completely mistakeable for a girl.
And don't disagree again or i'm gonna flip my shit at your stupidity.
>>733212333
I don't get it.
>>733212394
Bisexual.
>>733211655
Bisexual.
>>733207978
Bisexual.
>>733212437
>He without a doubt is completely mistakeable for a girl.
No, he isn't. I immediately could tell it's a man.
I'm bisexual, and still attracted to him.
>>733212547
brittany?
>>733212613
I'm a dude.
>>733212465
Asexual pangenderkin.
>>733212394
You like dick. And pussy.
>>733212547
Yes you could immediately tell he is a man because you had the preconceived idea that he was.
He could definitely trap.
>>733207978
Fuck off, troll. Couldn't make it anymore obvious....
>>733207978
r8
>>733212788
have
>>733212489
You know more about me than I do, what are my sexual preferences exactly
>>733212985
women>men, you like traps and girls pegging you
>>733213058
>/thread
>>733213142
>42
>>733213095
Cool thanks, now I know what to set my shit to on dating sites
>>733213272
Bisexual.
>>733212939
bisex
>>733212938
bi bi bi
>>733212931
bi bi bi
>>733212985
also you're cute, pls post moar
>>733213299
>>733213329
>>733213358
>>733213058
>>733212489
>>733212078
Everyone is bi now
im actually straight : P
>>733213483
>Everyone is bi now
We always were, society is just being more honest these days.
..
>>733213484
how old are you?
Bunch of queers posting their pics.
>>733213484
clearly you are not if you enjoy the gay attention so much
i bet you're getting hard thinking about guys jacking off to your pics
>>733213424
Oh boi here we go, whadduyawant
>>733213709
ass, dick, and feet, ideally
>>733212547
Lol. If you enjoy both penis and vagina youre just a faggot who is so traumatized at being g a faggot that you convince yourself you're bisexual and not actually gay like dick liking gay like the other faggots
Lol, altered self perception
>>733212929
wtf happened to ur hair
>>733213299
I have a girlfriend you fuck
>>733213745
I ain't no hoe, I shouldn't have asked what you wanted in the first place, damn... I gave you hope
>>733212929
age?
>>733213272
Brit or Aussie/10
>>733213924
idk man
which one of us is the bisexual and which one is the virgin?
>>733213971
And I bet she has a very feminine penis too.
>>733213864
Or, you know, I'm attracted to two different kinds of things. Both. I like them both.
Why is this impossible for you to fucking understand, nigger?
>btw, I know it's because you're "str8" and all and you HATE the idea that a guy who likes gay stuff ALSO likes straight stuff, because somehow that makes them more like YOU and less like the other gays...
well get fucking used to it nig nog, we're here to stay, kill yourself if you can't handle it.
>>733214105
Both and both?
>>733214105
make sure ur greasy hair dont catch on fire
>>733213971
>>733213971
>>733213971
I'm bisexual and I also have a girlfriend.
Having a girlfriend doesn't make you not bisexual, if anything it embraces half of what bisexuality is all about, heterosexuality.
Why the fuck is it so hard for people's brains to work?
>>733214145
>we're here to stay
That's why god made HIV
>>733207978
>>733214100
whats the concept of your hair
>>733214301
trap or nah?
>>733213272
u gay or str8?
>>733214358
i wake up and thats how it looks
>>733214336
The laughing one look either forced as fuck or awkward as fuck. I love that shit
>>733214365
Look at this cool muffucka.
>>733213864
That literally makes no sense. If a guy is willing to admit he's bisexual, then why wouldn't he already be willing to admit he's gay? He's already admitting he is homosexual, but also heterosexual. That's what bisexual means.
There's literally no reason to come out of the closet as bisexual if you are gay, the only reason to come out as bisexual is if you ARE BISEXUAL.
The same stigma is applied against you by retarded homophobes regardless.
Bisexuals exist. We exist. We are real, valid, non-invisible, and there is not a single fucking thing you can do about it other than fucking deal with it.
>>733214279
Oh shit yeah, it's 2 o clock in the morning here, I'm half asleep let me off ey?
>>733214316
>god
>existing
>pick one nigger
>>733214469
All packed up to leave in his bathroom, cool af
I am cow
>>733214442
The funny thing is that that thing is fucking right, cuz when i'm forcing a smile i look exactly like that tho.
>>733214435
he's bi
>>733214511
enjoy your hepatitis and aids faggot
>>733214598
>he's
are you posting someone other than yourself?
>>733214145
I love whine with my correct diagnosis of your altered self perception disorder. Moar novel that I won't read
>>733214471
>/thread
>>733213598 r8
>>733214365
Wow.....would violate him on the spot and cum inside his anus. Would drag him to my house and lock him inside my bathroom without any clothes on his body for a week or two so I could fuck him again and again whenever I'm feeling horny. No homo.
>>733214639
>I love whine
>whine
>FUCKING WHINE INSTEAD OF WHEN
You are officially not an entity worth communicating with. Your brain is broken. Kill yourself.
You nor any other retard can succeed at propagating lies about the truth of sexuality, which is that it is most certainly not black and fucking white.
It's-a me, the faggot whose picture was sideways a second ago
>>733214827
phonefag
>>733214903
Accurate
E V E R Y O N E
I S
B I S E X U A L
>>733214768
I'm no it whined like four stanzas at me and I found it too long to bother reading but was wondering if the nerve I struck would earn more from him. Lol umad at altered self perception poor thing
>>733214827
You look like a hipster fag
>>733214979
You can't even fucking type. Put yourself out of your misery.
>>733214827
Don't worry I'll take your spot
>>733214940
>>733214981
Hipsters are too mainstream
>>733215085
Waaah. I can't type. Get my noose mom a faggot roasted me on the internet. Excuse me. Bisexual faggot my bad
Hi b
>>733207978
James?
>>733213299
Straight
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>>733215252
I bet you are from South America
>>733212394
You're 18 or younger.
>>733215312
>>733214940
A E S T H E T I C
E Q U A L S
B I S E X U A L I T Y
>>733215312
Cool does this count for Europeans as well?? Would like to know for a friend
>>733215336
You'd lose that bet my dude
>>733215312
fuck you fag
>>733213598
cute grumpy you
>>733215620
Potential rapist.
>>733214052
atty whore
>>733215595
Thanks ha
>>733213272
And, circumcised or uncut?
i want someone to dominate me
>>733215108
thing is he's 100% correct, anon
everyone is one the spectrum
and if you were 100% straight you wouldn't even be able to masturbate
Hi guys
>>733215796
gtfo faggot
Why not
>>733215827
hai babe
>>733215827
Wish that was your pick .. tits or gtfo
>>733215962
Google the image newfag, ain't his
I look like a 12 year old lesbian, I know
>>733215827
give me a pic to cum on
>>733215710
No idea what "atty" is supposed to mean... I'm not a native English speaker
>>733216015
Where did you bloody came from?
>>733215962
Im not a whore1 Wont show titties
>>733215091
You're fucking hair is amazing
>>733216067
just gtfo fucking faggot with pubic hair
>>733216091
Canada?
Beta male thread?
>>733214052
You are pretty fucking sexy though dude. Good job. Hopefully your not an awkward fuck who can't talk to woman. But I don't think so.
>>733216200
kek
>>733216168
I'm from Spain.,
>>73321601 been here since 2012 but never learnd that lol
>>733216015
Same fam
Fuckin 12 year olds have taken over /b/
I'm out
>>733216282
How is Spain
>>733216295
Which province?
Why not
This right here is some weapons grade faggotry.
everyone is bi
>>733216240
Havin' trouble with small talk with any human because that shit is weird to me. Actual conversations are fine imo
>>733215252
U a virgin?
>>733207978
I can smell OP's Deviant art page from here.
>>733211655
> The fuck do I do this shit for
because you are a compliment seeking twat who is expecting everyone to tell you that you're attractive. Your external locus is huge and you constantly crave the approval of others while pretending you don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Sound about right?
>>733211243
Your manic pixie dream guy bit is sickening. "I has a beanie"?? Are you fucking autistic?
>>733212465
I'm sure your music collection is extensive and full of artists we've never heard of. I hope that keeps you warm at night.
>>733212929
Your hair and eyebrows appear to be locked in an epic battle for forehead space. Your brows are losing. RIP brows.
>>733212931
k-pop looking simpleton
>>733212939
Six? Is that the number of times you've been compared to a breathing avocado with bangs?
>>733212985
Pewdiepie's retarded love child.
>>733213272
Black and white hides a multitude of sins and yet there you are.
>>733213598
Clearly a child molester.
>>733216127
I'm trying to get it as long as possible just to see what I can do with it
>>733216537
bisexual/10
>>733216510
bisexual/10
>>733216067
bisexual/10
>>733216015
bisexual/10
>>733215827
bisexual/10
>>733215796
bisexual/11
I have a terrible cold.
>>733216468
>How's Spain?
Beer, wine, Jamón, no money, bulls & bitches.
>>733216641
Dam rather have the pewdie thing outch
>>733216641
You got me spot on, I am sad I am this way
>>733216583
I agree man. I do maintenance at a hotel and the amount of small talk that is forced upon me is overwhelming sometimes. But come to my house or vice versa, one on one or a group, conversations are easier than the first chick I ever fucked.
>>733216775
When you are fucked
>>733216468
Oh lol not from Canada I just also happen to be compared to lesbians a lot
>>733216639
Kind of? It's a long story...
>>733216775
Age?
>>733216911
Elaborate plz
>>733216856
So much this
r8 me an my girl u virgo fags
>>733216756
hell yes
>>733216641
>>733216775
What kinda headphones are you wearing? They look comfy as hell
>>733216805
Meat, liquor and women should keep you satisfied despite your financial problems
>>733217025
Audio-technica ATH m-40x. And yes, they are VERY comfy.
>>733216876
Oh hahahah well good to know I'm not alone
>>733216775
What ?
>>733216858
What ?
>>733216928
AGE :
the length of time that a person has lived or a thing has existed.
"he died from a heart attack at the age of 51"
>>733217008
Just look at all the underage b& ITT...
would be a shame if a mod came through and seen all these smooth cheeked kids' pics and had a field day issuing out bans like hotcakes
Im probably the oldest person here
>>733217329
I is safe
>>733216951
>girl that is infatuated with me really wants sex
>not my type but have been friends for a long time
>makeout in car
>clothes come off
>she's extremely insecure
>I say we don't have to if she doesn't want to
>she really wants to
>put dick in her and blood everywhere
>she Freaks out and we go home
>>733214105
why do you use a lighter? ever heard of lights?
>>733217450
Oh shit I have that onesie as well
>>733217639
But you're not str8...
>>733217725
u need the tie and the cookie, or else you can't be a yogi bear
>>733217329
I can't go a day without some old fuck telling me how young I look and how I'm "gonna appreciate it when I'm older" I'm almost 20
>>733217886
I don't have the cookie is that a problem?
>>733217927
>12
>'almost 20'
>>733217990
I wish I could tell you otherwise, but no cookie no yogi
>>733218169
Well at least the rules are simple
>>733216641
genuinely loled at breathing avocado with bangs
>>733215231
Lol last word, whine and stanzas. Winning rocks
>>733217639
guess that's what happens when you're uncut
>>733217815
I'm mostly straight
>>733219879
there is no mostly straight (or mostly gay), that's called bisexual with a preference for women
>>733219995
you truly are an idiot
>>733216537
dude thats kim taehyung nice try
>>733214301
looks like we got a fucking joker hahahaha
get eliza out of here fag
take my mugshot
>>733222275
You look like id by weed from you
>>733222275
You native to California?
>>733207978
https://youtu.be/n5ha7HbeLlI me
>>733212679
are you sure??
>how cold must your 3rd world home be that you have to wear a big coat and stocking hat inside the house?!
we out here
>>733224283
ethnicity?
>>733224283
Post full face plz
>>733222275
j-jonathan?
does a picture of my dick with glasses on suffice?
>>733220145
how is he an idiot for being honest and making sense?
>>733207978 cunt
>>733210384 cunt
>>733211243 super cunt
>>733211655 euro cunt
>>733212939 man with womens hair cunt
>>733216775 jew cunt
>>733222275 biggest cunt here
>>733222915 sup man
>>733224666
trips of truth
henlo my dudes
>>733224666
Why do I have to be the biggest cunt?
That's OP's job
Been a shitty week, how's everyone?
>>733224315
>>733224326
>>733224896
Ice beer moveing tomorrow whats good
>>733224896
i feel fine i see a lot of (you)s too
>>733224929
Indian?
>>733225026
hispanic
>>733225255
Then, cut or unsnipped?
>>733225021
bisexual boy <3
>>733225295
what?
>>733225364
As in, circumcised or not lol
>>733207978
That one kid that /b/ doxed and threw a rock through my front window
>>733225295
First time I've been asked I'm actually cut x)
>>733225569
Interesting, are you happy for it? And were you also left with a thin brownish ring as a result?
BIG OL BOTTLE OF PISS
can't get anymore neet than this
>>733213484
shave your hair, grow stuble, get angry, weight lift, fuck bitches. youll do fine
>>733226268
im working on that last one got thiiiis close last thursday
>>733214630
You need to get out of /b/ religious nuts have no place here.
>>733213590
I hope this is a joke. I've never been attracted to a man. I mean i support the cause and all, but don't make shit up.
oh god....
should i post cat?
R8 me
>>733214666
>>733208055
>>733210888
>>733211655
>>733211688
>>733212333
>>733212711
>>733212788
>>733213299
>>733214100
>>733214233
>>733214511
>>733214533
>>733214677
>>733214699
>>733215166
>>733215300
>>733215544
>>733215888
>>733216200
>>733216466
>>733216911
>>733217122
>>733217422
>>733223922
>>733224666
>>733224977
>>733225255
>>733225411
>>733226033
>>733226944
God damn look at all of these gets.
>>733227479
23/100
thoughts?
me and my girl
>>733227758
which ones the girl?
>>733227807
lesbos?
>>733227807
the short one dumbass
>>733227855
hmmm are you sure about that?
>>733227595
i was really hoping someone would get this
23 is how many times Caesar got stabbed
rome had 100 senators
What is up my /b/rethren
>>733227908
my dick's bigger than your self esteem so
rate me /b/
>>733228015
i must have negative self esteem than
>>733227979
my dick might be thicker than this nigguhs wrist
>>733227979
HI WELCOME TO CHILLIS
>>733228086
that's on you m8
If a grill posted rn it would make chaos in the /b/ world
>>733228093
>>733228257
is that chelsea manning?
>>733228173
>gets mad over a troll
>says troll has no self esteem
>go literally kill yourself
>>733228186
???????
>>733228354
rocking that oblivion npc look /b/ro
>Everyone on /b/ looks better than me
Back to /r9k/ I go
>>733228257
he should be shot repeatedly from the knee caps upwards with low calibre incendiary rounds like the good old days
>>733228477
at least we can all agree on something :)
>>733207978
Heres my dick
>>733227527
too bad u couldnt get
THIS
My cat decided to join a photo op earlier after I forgot to feed her on time
>>733228658
going to find cat(s) now
>>733210384
seriously though you should do trap porn
>>733228717
These threads are infinitely better when they just devolve into pet posting threads.
>>733211243
>>733211416
>>733211688
I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THIS
>>733228942
i cant find kittens but other cats chilln
here is papa cat
>>733228969
pic related
>>733217725
damn pewds shouldn't u be busy making the jews more mad?
whore mom cat
she been pregnant like three fuckn times
>>733229034
Aw. Here's my parents 2 cats
>>733228865
stop encouraging him to be something he doesn't want to be. its like your nan asking you to have sex with her dog because she strongly recommends it. its mostly just horrifying or uncomfortable for the individual
anyone want me to mail you a kitten?
i got like eight since this fucker keeps shooting them out
>>733228865
if i do ill post my first video on 4chan with a picture of me
>>733229329
Why not just get them fixed?
I posted this look on /fa/ what are /b/s thoughts on it?
>>733214398
Hot
it is sunday good sirs, i want to sleep
>>733229430
i got one of them fixed, but that shit is expensive
kitten wont hold still
>>733228658
Put a fucking clean shirt on. Have some self respect.
>>733229351
AC Slater and Zack Morris had a gay baby - it was u, nice 'spenders preppie
>>733229573
it looks like a dare shirt, it's probably like 15 years old. hard to keep clean at that point.
>tfw when everyone on /b/ isn't a piece of shit like yourself
drinking that walmart brand pepto bismal
stay classy /b/
>>733214336
>>733229573
What
>>733229706
Said. I've had this shirt for 14 years. Its not dirty.. its water damaged/sun bleached
Not like im leaving my house today
>>733229832
you get me drunk enough and I would play with you