Aliens. What are they? Are they real and have they visited our

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Personally I think aliens are super evolved humans who are time traveling to understand and document their own origins.

This episode was so funny. The part when Alex started stuttering and they both couldn't help but laugh was hilarious.

>>733173198
Why are these aliens always naked?

>>733173953
If they are a space fairing people they would have perfect climate control. No need for body hair or clothing.

>>733173953
I like you anon

>>733173198
They're us. Yes. And yes. Only life out there is here. Time is space.

>>733173198
They do exist, space is so important it's stastically impossible for us to be the only life in it. But the kicker is the universe is so large I highly doubt we will ever contact each other

>>733174384
We just have never seen, even a trace of life like ours, ever?

>>733174475
We really haven't even explored our solar system and space is so big life has to out there else where. Earth is not special

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The universe is infinite. So, stuff is out there.

The term alien is vague.

Something is alien is like saying something is a monster. It just means an invader of some kind.

>>733173198
Have you seen Elon Musk??

>>733174731
Anyway I think we people are most technologically progressive from all species in universe.

>>733173513
PSYCHIC VAMPIRES AND INTERDIMENSIONAL CHILD MOLESTERS!!!

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No one believes because of something like a "chain of veracity"...
No one believes after friends, family, workmates.
Even scientific facts or world events (sometimes) experience this thing where locally, it's accepted at face value, but the more socially diffuse it gets... the less likely it is to be given credence.

>>733173198
Aliens are nothing but us from the future. In the future something happens to mutate the human race to what we see as aliens. They are coming back to their past to collect genetic material that is not contaminated in order to correct whatever happened. If you think about there has never been a UFO that came to earth from space. They have always just appeared. It is easier to travel from one place in time to that same place in a different time then it is to travel a distance.

Fuck your shit OP


The real question is this: What's the aliens' end game?

We know they exist. What do they want?

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>>733175607
Die in a fire you comatose cock.

>>733175678

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>>733173198
I have been abducted.

>>733175273
t. Someone who knows almost nothing about physics

>>733175273
you're trying to sound smart but you clearly know fuck all about space-time

>>733174384
this

but not only so large, but that we have existed for only a blink. another system could have evolved completely different life that existed for a million years, but it happened 2 billion years ago. we still will never hear their radio transmissions if we lived another 100k years.

just too much space and time to ever meet one.

>>733176024
<----Someone who bases their understanding of physics only what they know, not why another species may know.

Maybe they have another form of energy or have a different understanding of physics from humans and what we see as impossible or difficult is normal or childs play for them. Stop seeing the universe through a closed system and mind.

>>733175273
Suck balls

this 'existence' is a simulation.

a higher being(s) is running it. to what end....?

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>>733173198
Aliens r reeal but the fbi hacked my computer cnn wont talk about it or any other news sites or station wont talk about my story of what had happened to me i went on an undercover fbi website and all i did was look at pictures and i didnt download nothing just looked at pictures and now the fbi has tapped my phone and made my neighbors laugh at me becayse the fbi sting i downloaded 1 picture but deleted it and tge fbi perverts r trying to get me. They gave my neighbors drugs like meth n maerijuana so they laff at me when ever i go outside my computer is tapped fbi is watching pls help do a story or tell my story to the news fbi perverts are listening

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>>733174384
This.

Somewhere out there there will be another Goldilox planet.

Every galaxy has millions of stars.
Every star is a sun.
Most of those suns will have some form of floating debris near it.
The energy been used by that sun will be creating a vacuum.
That vacuum will be sucking in everything.
One of the debris been (really quickly but in our time frame really slowly) sucked towards the scorching fire ball that will inevitably cause anybody that isn't wearing factor 500000 sun block to have a bad day.
It's almost impossible for there not to be a planet somewhere to be the correct distance away to support life.
infact every space ball spiraling into the furnace will probably support life at the correct distance.


They may be more or less advanced than we are but the planet as a whole will be very similar to this one with a few evolutionary dependent differences.

>>733176087
Another person assuming their tech and physics would be based on what humans know which is very limited.

>>733175273
I saw that movie too.

>>733176399
There has never been a movie based on this concept. KYS.

>>733176359
Goldilocks only applies to us, not other life. They have their own goldilocks that we probably couldn't survive on.

>>733173198
Given the vastness of the universe, aliens are likely real, but we have no evidence they've ever visited Earth.

>>733175678
Endgame has to be different for different races.
Benign or beneficent races probably want what a peacemaker at a good party wants... for the good party to rock on without asshole spoilers.
A peaceable assemblage of like minded races (imagine Federation) would only have an inclusive endgame, which also helps put to rest divisive and warlike behaviors in the race they hope to uplift and include.
A warlike race may have an endgame of domination or elimination, depending upon their strategies.
Scientific or practical commercial concerns probably have no endgame, just as we have no endgame with an apple tree... We just want a few apples now and then.
Prime commercial concerns may be the ones with the stickiest "endgame".

>>733176274
kek you are really gonna doubledown on your retardation aren't you? nicely done

>>733176561
That only proves they are intelligent.

Was actually a really good JRE episode. Never even batted an eye when I heard the name Alex Jones but he does know some shit.

>>733175273
I legitimately cannot tell if this is well-crafted bait or industrial-strength autism. Enjoy your (you)

>>733176656
Closed minds like yours is the reason the human race will fail and the great reset will happen.

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>>733176687

>>733176776
Th'fuck are you on about? You've been babbling bullshit this whole thread. Shouldn't you be holding a sign down on K street?

>>733176365
>traveling through time is easier than traveling a distance
please provide proof that your so-called "time" exists at all. Please faggot, I'll be right here

>>733176776
what you are describing has been described thousands of years ago by minds far greater and less bogged down by autism as yours

>"the path to immortality is hard, and only few find it... the rest await the Great Day when the wheels of the universe shall be stopped and the immortal sparks shall escape from the sheaths of substance... Woe unto those who wait for they must return again, unconscious and unknowing, to the seed ground of stars and await a new beginning"

also trying to discuss the hypothetical technologies of alien races we don't know exist is retarded, but carry on

>>733173198
This episode confirmed for me Joe is a fucking moron. I'm cool with somebody being right-wing, I'm cool with someone being open to new ideas, but to hear somebody ramble incoherently about psychic vampires and not even follow up on it implies serious retardation

that movie "Unacknowledged"
It was good, until the very last sentence ends with the word: imagination.

Essentially telling the viewer...after TWO HOURS! "ha ha, another pointless questionable UFO conspiracy movie to mindfuck you a. SHamalamabingbong style."

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>>733173198

>>733177062
vampires =/= metaphor for ((bloodsuckers))
psychic =/= metaphor for psy-ops, scoial conditioning and engineering

I wouldn't expect the average /b/tard to keep up though

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>>733176560
No it doesn't.
It refers to anything that is just right.
What's Goldilocks to us may not be Goldilocks to them, correct.
But Goldilocks basically just means not too hot / not too cold.

Whatever species is referring to Goldilocks becomes Goldilocks.
They will always go for mummy bears porridge.

Now please stop saying retarded stuff. Thanks.

>>733173506
I'm no dermatologist, but ET's skin looks kind of fucked up. Those freckles could very well be precancerous growths. He should get himself checked out

Aliens
Asians

Coincidence?

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>>733177357
go home /x/, you're drunk on markers again

>>733177607
that's one of them right there.

I shot Alien Gonzalez while he was floating on a tire.

>>733173953
For a more dramatic effect.
You would be more surprised seeing someone full naked than in clothes wouldnt you ?

>>733177357
enlighten us then, faggot. Because you sound like a homeless crackhead

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>>733177357
ur nothing more than a simple loser.

>>733177367
You even read what I wrote? You just repeated the same thing.

When we look in the sky and say "There's a goldilocks planet", that only applies to us since we have no idea what goldilocks is to other life.

Now fuck off.

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>>733177865
>>733177978
I am not going to show you the way, you have to search for it.
FIND IT

>>733177796
kek

>You wanna go to Disneyland?
>No
>Yeah, how about Disneyland
>No, I wan to go home
>OK, Let's go to Disneyland!

Good times

>>733176007
What did they do to you?

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>>733177357
>vampires =/= metaphor for ((bloodsuckers))

you realize that means those things are NOT the same, right? You're probably trying to use an almost equals sign (the squiggly one), but you're getting tripped up on your fetal alcohol syndrome

>>733178251
I did make a typo but at least someone was smart enough to see past that. Doesn't mean that you are not still missing the bigger picture though, because you are

>>733178094
Your response of "NUH UH" and clumsy shifting of the burden of proof is extremely convincing. I apologize for ever doubting you

Its almost like a intergalactic universal troll. They pull up toin planets in birthday suits. CASH.

>>733176479
Yes there has, faggot. No thought is original.

>>733178367
if I show you the path to enlightenment how will you ever really learn? that is implied of enlightenment.. and here I thought you might have been smart enough to pick up on that

simply put, you aren't ready

>>733177357
test

>>733176479
Elements of it have shown up in approximately 70% of all sci-fi movies made in the last 50 years

>>733178642
sssssssss

>>733178597
Name please?

Thought so.

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>>733177979
No they are referring to planets similar to ours.
Our only proven medium of conditions fit to sustain life.

Now why don't you fuck off, grab a pineapple and go live at the bottom of the ocean for 10 mins Spongebob?

>>733178690
Elements are just that. They are not the complete concept. SO KYS.

>>733173198
I saw alien like beings when i opened my third eye, they had no eyes or facial features though.

>>733178690
This is exactly that idea. An 'alien' turns out to be a future human trying to rectify problems because we've fucked our genome arsing about with stuff.

>>733178911
Forgot link:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110715/?ref_=tttr_tr_tt

>>733178251
>the squiggly one
nice terminology, are you 10? It's called a tilde and it's right next to the 1. Both you and the faggot you're talking to are complete morons

>>733178642
If you can't provide evidence to support your argument, it is a bad argument. This isn't a question of "how can I make this philosophical doctrine work for me" (in which case a lack of hand-holding is sometimes appropriate, though never to this extent)-- this is a question of "is this completely batshit claim about the basic aspects of scientific knowledge in any way defensible?"

Protip: if you can't give a shred of evidence, it isn't

>>733179016
a tilde is only one, you fucking mongoloid. Almost equals is two, and that's the actual name.

>>733176479
you serious faggot?

like half of alien movies out there, as well as a ton of episodes in Outer Limits, Star Trek, and other late night shit.

>>733179147
You absolute fucking retard. It doesn't have to be two of them

>>733178642
Suppose I want to learn. Can you recommend any actual literature on the subject, or is your path to enlightenment comprised of mouth-breathing conspiracy videos on youtube and the ramblings of drug-addled radio hosts?

alex jones is SCP-661

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>>733179387
you don't have a god damn clue what you're talking about, dumb shit. Using one to denote equality is incorrect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equals_sign

>>733178835
THAT'S WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID!

Are you fucking with me? How old are you?

>>733178094
why do I get the feeling you're a basement-dwelling dropout who thinks the earth is flat?

Besides the fact that you're posting on /b/, I mean

>>733179064
the Tao doesn't require your "evidence" it moves forward regardless.
>>733179392
daodejing
corpus hermeticum
protocols of learned elders of zion

you can start there

>>733179513
it clearly says that you type ~= to mean not equal to. Thanks for proving yourself wrong

>>733178835
time to call in the comfort dogs and break out the fidget spinners

>>733179513
∼ (U+223C), which is also sometimes used to indicate proportionality, being related by an equivalence relation, or to indicate that a random variable is distributed according to a specific probability distribution
∽ (U+223D), which is also used to indicate proportionality

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>>733179708
I've read the Hermetica. You do realize it's the foundation for a lot of Western thought, right? The same Western thought that has built upon the foundation of works like the Hermetica by adding to it with factual, peer-reviewed methods of expanding human knowledge?

Do you know shit about shit? Jesus Christ.

>>733180174
I assume there is a point you are trying to make. But alas it is lost

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>>733179586
I'm calling bullshit, nigger.
You never mentioned Spongebob or pineapples.

Also considering my post was 1st and
>THAT'S WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID!
you've just null and voided your own fucking argument.

GTFO.
Have a nice day faggot.

>>733180263
Don't cite as evidence for why you don't need facts to understand the universe one of the most fundamental works in the canon of "why we use facts to understand the universe"

Could you follow that, dipshit?

>>733173506
why does the alien have the same muscles as men? and also two eyes, two nostrils and a mouth??
coincidence???

>>733180482
It's because the greys are a composite of human features. That's why they get "sighted" all around the globe

>>733177062
OP here. Joe addressed this on a later podcast. He said he didn't feel like like his job was to confront alex Jones but rather to allow him to speak and allow the listeners to judge his insanity for themselves.

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>>733180335
>goldilocks is every planet out there

got it

>>733180477
I never claimed to understand the universe or cited any evidence. I was asked for some recommendations so I gave them.

I was asked to hand-hold anons to enlightenment and that I simply cannot do.

>>733180706
Oh, cool. I still think he should have followed up (he didn't have to confront him; he could have just been like, "I don't understand. Could you explain that a little for me?"), but it's neat that he clarified later.

I don't listen to every JRE podcast; do you by any chance know which one had the response?

>>733175273
the earth and the solar system are moving. if you'd just traveled in time, but not in space, you'd not end up on earth, but floating in space where earth used to be in the time you traveled from.

>>733180917
What if you traveled exactly one year? Wouldn't you hit the Earth in the same place?

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>>733180771
Not what I said but close enough I suppose.

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>>733180706
>>733177062
I liked Alex Jones's press conference recently where he started talking about glowing monkeys and human chimera hybrids and a cameraman started laughing. Alex then asked the guy why he was laughing and what he thought about the subject and the cameraman said he couldn't say one way or the other. Right after that I paused the video and did some googling and it turns out glowing monkeys and human chimera hybrids are actually real.

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/413616/glowing-monkeys-inherit-jellyfish-genes/

>>733181111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhgZBn-LHg

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>>733178231
Said sup. then did some shit. Got a brain tattoo.

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>>733181219
>no planets are goldilocks

check

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>>733181380
Not what I said but close enough I suppose.

>>733178899
oh yeah?
and how does one go about doing that??

>>733181252
Cool. I actually learned something, which I have to admit I wasn't expecting when I got on /b/ today

>>733181237
Okay sweet. Now redpill me on the psychic vampires and flies clouding around Obama

>>733181252
no.
because of the precession of the orbit and also because the sun itself moves throught the galaxy, bringing the earth with it. Although if you traveled just ONE year, you'd be close to earth, but not on it.

>>733181649
yeah, brings up some serious issues with time travel, doesn't it? like there weren't enough problms with it already.

Oops!

>>733182070
was for
>>733181111

>>733180477
No.

This whole thread seems like a bunch of off topic definition arguments.
Ultimately,
>Earth is unlikely to be the only planet with life
>Life can only exist under the same conditions that we have as far as we know, and we can't prove otherwise
>Aliens could be very similar to our life, since our designs are pretty good. Or not, who knows
>No confirmation of aliens visiting earth. Despite sightings, "government cover-ups", etc, it hasn't been proven yet.
>Alex Jones is a cancerous NEET who is probably more of a loser than most on this site

If anything we really ought to investigate Alex Jones.

>>733182891
fuckin /thread

>>733182891
>>Earth is unlikely to be the only planet with life
True, but too many possibilities in location and time to probably find intelligent life.

>>Life can only exist under the same conditions
False. Life could exist in literally any condition. Look up "water bear".

>>Aliens could be very similar to our life
They could, but probably not. What if gravity is 2x ours? What if they have no land? And what "life"? Surely a centipede differs from a cat, and a cat from a virus. What if aliens were intelligent tadpoles?

>>No confirmation of aliens visiting earth
True. So far all accounts fit in with mind tricks like the boogeyman and other imagined humanoids.

>>Alex Jones is a cancerous NEET who is probably more of a loser than most on this site
Very true, except for one E, because he keeps getting work.

>>733183762
Fuck, forgot about water bears. Literally learned about them a month ago in my zoology class.

>>733173198
No aliens, only machines.

>>733183762
>life could exist in literally any conditon

Condition: no life

Checkmate, atheists

>>733183762
Anyway, thanks for the feedback. Well thought out and polite. I agree with you as well for the most part.

I guess our next question is, is Alex Jones an alien?

>>733174852
That would be naive.

The universe has existed for billions of years. Human life in only a few million.

There has been so much time for another species to exist, get to our level of tech and go extinct millions of times over. And likely trillions or quadrillion of liveable (by our standards) planets, not to mention ones that could host life which we could not imagine.

>>733173953
Well, artist's rendition. I'm assuming the reasoning is that they're more ok with their bodies than we are, and clothes just seem silly to them.

>>733180911
I don't know which one it was. I don't watch the JRE in any sort of chronological order. I just remember him mentioning that he took a lot of heat for that episode.

>>733184164
Dude humans in our current form are 300,000 years old max. Most scientists think it's closer to 100,000.

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>>733181252
That vid is good and it's actually broadened my horizons slightly.
I've never took in to consideration the fact the sun is moving too.
This then sets off a tangent of thought that isn't worth discussing since I had no clue about it until now but that can completely change the world as we know it.
We'll never get to see these changes except they keep moving my bed time every half a year and add a day every 4 but on a grand scale it is game changing.

>>733175273
>time machine
>stays in the same place
>moves through time
>appear in the middle of space lightyears from Earth because Earth is moving around the sun, the sun is orbiting the center of the galaxy, and the galaxy is always drifting in space (currently towards the Andromeda galaxy), and will never be in the same "place" as it ever was previously.

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AYY

>>733184164
>Human life in only a few million

More like 200,000. Unless you count apes and shit. We are a very young and "lucky" species.

>>733184679
uhh no sweetie god made us haven't you ever read the bible

>>733184679
I was just pulling numbers out my ass. I can't be arsed to remember how long we've existed as homo sapiens.

>>733184808
oh yeah, and in his own image too. what a dumbfuck.

>>733173198
who knows... Given the size of the universe it's reasonable to think they exists but when it comes to proof, well... nothing there.

>>733184972
What an asshole! Why would he even do that?

>>733185300
He thought too highly of himself.

Honestly, if you had the power to create a new being, why would you make yourself? If someone dropped a pile of clay in front of you and said "Make a new Creature", Hurr durr I'm unoriginal, Imma make myself.

>>733184944
>I can't be arsed to remember how long we've existed as homo sapiens.
>remember
Good luck with all your future endeavors anon.
Please hurry up and shoot Trump. I don't dislike him but us Britbongs are gonna kek when it happens.

>>733185621
I'd make myself with a disproportionately large wang, which is why I believe God has a micropeen

>>733185734
He must have been taking drugs the day he made me then.

>>733185734
kek

>god sits down
>starts sculpting
>I'm gonna make these dicks yuge!
>5.5" average

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>>733173198
>>What are they?
Alien is actually a very broad term but in this context it's safe to say you're talking about organisms (specifically sapient) not native to Earth. In which case they could be anything since we have no reference point to start from regarding the idea of complex life in any form from outside our own biosphere.
>> Are they real?
Seems likely that if we exist there would be intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.
>>Have they visited our planet?
It seems safe to say no.
>>What is the evidence?
There is none.

>>733186019
stop ruining this conspiracy thread with logic and reasoned arguments, nerd

>>733186019
>specifically sapient
Stop jumping to conclusions faggot!

>>733185892
forgot the peen? just smashed his fingernail in where a pelvis should be?

>>733186554
Tits or GTFO!

>>733186431
Well if we're discussing alien life in a grander sense I'm sure we'll find something both groundbreaking for science and underwhelming for the average member of the public buried under the ice of a moon somewhere in our solar system. Does that count?

>>733186722
hey newfag, you're a bit late to the party on that one...

>>733187249
Unless you're ordering my sandwich filler from the deli counter, speak when you're spoken to.
What a cunt....

Oh... you also forgot to add the timestamped pic of your milky udders to your post, Desu!

>>733187165
I don't even know where to start a counter argument on this?
I'm just gonna let bygones be bygones and assume you're either a troll or catch a yellow bus to school.

>>733175273
You need to watch some STS footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS4GYJtVqkY

>>733189378
>The jerkiness is due to camera motion.
That's what they all say.