REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

hopefully

>>733170384
Why is this shit everyday.. does she cone prebusted up?

Give me luck on my date tonight

If god really exists, he'll make this happen.

Let's see.

imagine..

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>>733170384
I'm replying for like the 25th time now, no girlfriend.

>>733170384
loser virgin here, lets see if it works

>>733170860
Your time will come anon.
Keep trying!

Ok.

I hope she is not a skank but a woman of honour.

Hope

Last time I did this, I broke up with mine

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>>733170384
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

ok

>>733170384
no wa- shit

Oh why the fuck not

>>733170384
yes please

Yee

We'll see 'bout that..

>>733170384
No

yeah sure ok. whatever

>>733170384
boom

>>733170384
Faggot

>>733170384
Thanks motherfucker.

>>733170384

Eff this.

>>733170384
come on work ffs

Will she just like appear at my front door, do I have to sign for her?

>Im sorry anon I promise ill acidentally bump into you on tuesday. I like feeling you because we hugged before.
Lol go home op, you're drunk.

It better be Hannah

And not the weird Hannah, the hot Hannah

replying bc i like the girl next door to me and she likes me i think

>>733170384
>Roll

why not

Right

fuck you 4chan

>>733170384
please

>>733170384
make her not move out of country next year and well see.

>>733171634
She'll ask her middle school friends where he lives then knock on his door.

Well, here is to hoping

>>733170384
first time ive ever replied to this shit
my girlfriend broke up with me about 6 days ago and ive been treating her like a goddess ever since
hoping to god she realizes the error of her ways
praise kek

>>733170384
rply

Thank you OP

>>733171916
>I WANT TO GO TO SUNRISE LAND YOU CANT STOP ME DESU JUST TRY AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just talk to him/her jeez

Hey, I replied to this last week, where is she?

>>733170384
I'm bored, let's try anyway.

>>733170384
Doubtful

Ok

>>733170384
All of the doubts

>>733170384
I do but i am not trusting you

>>733170384
Praying

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>>733170384
ok

why do i still have hope

so pretty much ITT we be sad pathetic human beings

Fuck man

I wish

Just trying

pls

It won't happen.

Sure why not, perhaps the power of mememagic can save me

grbbers

>>733171928
And then what?

Ok.

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>>733170384
everyone replying to this

finally :)

reply

hell yeah

>>733170384
It should better be true

Ok

>>733170384
ok

>>733170384
Ok

reply

plz

jokes on you
i already have one

sure , why not

I NEED IT

k

>>733170384
Pls

k.

Hopefully

>>733170384
Thanks man

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Maybe this time it will be true.

>>733170384
em

>>733170384
Fine this is a post.

>>733170384
Replying

Let's go

Bet

Will she have a pulse?

>>733170968
I'm worried about it , cuz all the girlfriends I have had even a few doe years and getting.places with them , but they cheat on me I kick em out and and start another round of being.bummed out and distrustful for months on end

>>733170384
Plz

>>733170384
qt3.14 brunette pls

>>733170384
finally

Ravioli ravioli

>>733170384
I think it might be possible this time guys

let us hope

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Someday we'll all find the second part of our life

waifu get

>>733175797
what about those who died a virgin ? did they?
I dont think so.

meme

Don't be lying

plox

I wanna die

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lol in my dreams

>>733170384
Ok OP I hope this time is for real. Last reply didn't cause a thing - but I admit maybe bacause of my lack of faith... So let it be, I'm desperate

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>>733170384
i need

what the hell why not?

What if I don't want a girlfriend?

>>733170384
ok buddy.

B real dis time

>>733170384
worth a shot

>>733170384
Yay

thanks

Check

>>733170384
Come on hottie GF!!!

Need my first pls ((22 y/o))

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doubt it

>>733170384
K

>>733170384
I want to care for her

>>733170384
she has been paying more attention to me so I think that I'll keep trying, thanks you op

>>733170384
reply

this is stupid

kek pls give gf

Reply to this thread and your mother will die of cancer within a month.

>>733170384
My wife might not like this... oh well.

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she'd better be 2D

>>733170384
well, you'll see soon.

Poop

>>733170384
Hopefully

Lies

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Let's hope

PLEASE

Nah dog, I just upgraded my PC with $2.5k, wont have time for a girlfriend for a while, what u mean. fuck that. Going all in with 1440p 144mhz 27''screen hell ye homie. fuck the gf

fuck fuck fucky fucky fuck cunt shit shit fucking

Well

>>733170384
op is funny

>>733170384
i wish

Ok

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Nice bait

>>733170384

maybe

>>733170384
hah

yeah, right; I don't even want one

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Check em'

That'd be cool.

pls

>>733170384
I want my old one back

>>733170384

If only...

>>733170384
Rolling

:(

>>733170384

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>>733170384
Just in case...

Also, pic related is the perfect girlfriend.

Oogabooga

GIB GF>>733170384

>>733176721
Visit /fit/

>>733170384
>4gag.me
>cp board, loli, rekt
In God we trust, Satan we obey

Ok

>>733170384
I came here to laugh at you.

Lies

ok

Did I log onto Facebook by mistake?

>>733170384

Let's go then.

Lies but what eva

Fuk awf nigga

Reeeee

I thought that was a piece of bacon on her nose...

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i want a girlfriend that will fart in front of me

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>>733178763
>4gag.me/LOLI

>>733170384
only if its the one that got away....

>>733170384
REEEE

>>733170384
Ok

oioioi

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plz dade

por si lasmo
por si las moscas

PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH

>>733170384
It's never worked, but here I go trying again

what sorcery is this

>>733170384
I dont want one. ha! im finaly free.

bless me

>>733123456

>>733170384
pls

I hate women

>>733181449
I hate humanity

I'm optimistic

this better work

give it ago

fuck

>>733170384
oh boy let's add some more fuel to the fire

Don't toy with my emotions, you son of a bitch.

always wyd never hyd

fucc

>>733170384
blep

Please roll

okay

>>733170384
Wow e-z.

Please

>>733170384
Shit I'd hope so but the circumstances would be incredibly fucked if it's the girl I hope it is.

last time I tried to have a gf, I almost end in jail. I will be alone all my life

ayy

rolling for 69

hontoni?

smh hopefully its the girl I like

I've been threads like these and always the same girl on the pic. Who is it? Why does she have blood on her face and hands?

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>>733170384
This shit ain't gonna work for shit. Shit.

i guess

I already have a gf

PLEASE GOD

>>733179476
Its all fun and games until she forgets to wipe carful what you wish for.

please god I have faith

>>733170384
Sigh I do this Everytime better keep it up

>>733170384
work this time

You're not lying to me are you? Also check 'm

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>>733170384

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>>733170384
well i hope this works

kjuy

ok

>>733170384
My last hope, dont fail my thread magic

chek um

>>733170384
s

>>733170384
yes

wat

Shiiiiiiiet

>>733170384
The saddest part of this post is that, it won't work anyway