non-porn webm-thread

>>733169153
Smoking Moron + Gas Main = Instant Karma :D

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>size xxs

>>733169365
before i click on it, its shovel dog right?

>>733169516
No

>>733169541
What is the fucking story with this?

>>733169365
dear god it isnt

>>733169516
just pure happiness

>>733169389
i really want that idiot to be killed

>>733169415
>Darwin

>>733169612
Looks like makeup

>>733169612
Some one pranksed her, told her that KFC was closing done.

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>>733169470

>q.t.

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>>733169264
Damn thats too bad that older lady tried sooo hard to use her telekinesis mind powers to stop that truck.....

>>733169389
Wait wait wait... are those simple teenagers or do I detect LGBT in the lot?

>>733169295
Gas explosions are this intense?

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>>733169702

Did the paramedics fly out of the back or was it just equipment? Anyone know if they were ok?

>>733169863
Here come the footfags!

>>733169969
>won't you flyyyy hi- bam

>>733169316
Cat.exe has stopped working

>>733170071
Hens are angry motherfuckers, they often attack small snakes as well. And don't even get me started on turkeys...

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How does this happen?

>>733169264
syracuse in da house! I'm so proud!

>>733169153
Holy shit, that's awesome.

>>733169516
one of the cutest dog videos i've ever seen

>>733169365
thanks anon! this was great!

>>733170191
>>733169316
The cat has a rubber band or sth similar tied around its tail. Loses its balance because of it.
Kinda mean but still fun to watch.

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Some amerifat claimed that one of the women sued. Info?

>>733169970
they're called gas explosions. not gas tickles

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I love this one. Everything is so perfect.

>>733169612
It was part of a video promoting a horror movie.

>>733170393
what the hell were they expecting?

>>733169437
Jesus Christ, looks like it went pretty far in. Would like to see the damage.

>>733169365
than you anon

>>733170393
Dunno, but I probably would too, if I were dumb enough to stay in front of the Snowpiercer.
Seriously what dumbass thought it would be a good idea to clear snow off the docks but not the rails?

>>733169855
allofmywat

>>733169782
it's nothing without a sound
all the pain in his voice

>>733169612

fake and gay

>>733170527
this is a boat or alien anti-gravity attack?

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>>733170660

>Seriously what dumbass thought it would be a good idea to clear snow off the docks but not the rails?

How do you clear snow of the rail?

Btw, considering how little love Americans have for their rail provider Amtrak I doubt they'd have money for that.

>>733170474
summer

>>733170406
Gas tickles is the scientific term.

>>733169796
>You
>Faggot

>>733170527
What is going on in this one?

>>733170934
looks like someone else tried to eat their corn with a drill
it's okay, soup is fine you know

>>733170527
>nerve gas

>>733169365
who is that literal 10/10 GRILL OF COLOUR?

>>733171093
another day in Ferguson?

>>733171093
background?

>>733170250
Hell yeah, 315

>>733170989
I've never seen it but I assume it's on a cruise ship.

Or telekinesis.

>>733170989
Tourist sea cruiser on storm.

>>733171093
>the positive discrimination approved by Obama

>>733170838
lucky son of a gun

>>733170952
what kind of projectile?

>>733171093
This is why you don't go to black majority schools.

>>733169600
what

>>733170838
>How do you clear snow of the rail?
Oh, I don't know, salt, shovels, snowtrucks, several ways to do that. Let's say shovels are out because of the electrocution hazard, but come on. And if you tell me that the train itself is the cheapest and easiest solution, then don't open the docks to the public...

>>733170071

fucking dinosaurs man.

>>733170527

That could be from a Chaplin movie.

>>733170247

it's a cyst, probably from an internal infection.

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>>733169488
he didn't wanna grab the weiner

>>733171223
They're culturally enriching some crackers. Don't they look enriched?

Btw, CNN would still be talking about this story if it was a crowd of white kids beating the shit out of three black kids.

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>>733170527

That could be from a Chaplin movie

>>733169264
Damn that one old bitch on the left saw it coming and didn't even war the other to people

>>733171283

Looks like some armor piercing discarding sabot variant.

>>733171093
this isnt racism this kids just playing

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>>733169977
I see this like every day. do marathon runners often shit themselves? Pretty sure if that happened to me I'd quit the race

>>733171093
>>733171223
>>733171185
wasn't that the day a bunch of black teens robbed and attacked passengers on the subway in san francisco?

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>>733171283

exploding arrow

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>>733171466

>They're culturally enriching some crackers

Most niggers can trace their history in North America back far longer than most crackers.

>>733171555
just why ?

>>733169389
Failure. Should die.
Someone should hit "RESET" on his life.

>>733171555
>spend six months training hard 18/7 to be prepared for marathon
>shit yourself halfway through

and you'd quit? moron

>>733171555

well it's a 3+ hour race and you can't stop, you carb load the night before and protein load in the morning. When you gotta go you gotta go.

>>733171624
>allofmynope.jpg
I'm serious, don't look at this shit.

>>733171629
no offense

>>733170527
Poultrygiest

>>733170653
That is either some serious talent or boredom

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>>733171376

>snowtrucks
>rail

You are a fucking retard.

>>733169739
Spaghetti arm

>>733171555

Hodor starts to run away at the end.

I love when huge dudes are huge pussies.

>>733169365
You will never be snuggled by a girl like this

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>>733169153
>>733169295
>>733170255
If you look closely, you can see that the explosion blow one shoe clean off of his foot and took it half off for the other one.

>>733171515
That 'old bitch' was practicing self-preservation. Unlike you who will walk into traffic.

>>733171627
I'm gonna be that guy and call fake.

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>>733171662
you'd shit yourself? moron

>>733169612
That the fake shit must be stopped from being posted.

>>733169389
That nigger's mother was on the news recently crying about how, "He a gud boy. Dindu nuffin'," and whining about how he shouldn't be tried as an adult because he's retarded.

Fuck him. Technically, they're almost all retarded, that can't be used as an excuse.. If that was my son or brother he niggered like that, I'd bury his ass in a shallow grave.

>>733169612
Makeup artist

>>733169389
typical nigger behavior

>>733171624
I almost puked

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>>733171283

>>733171093

I never used to be racist, i'm super liberal, but ferguson, BLM, and monkey riots like this have completely changed my attitude about it.

>>733169389
Sneaking up with knuckles on. Can't be any more of a pussy.

>>733171815
Obviously. Who the fuck is so fucking retarded that they train hard for the marathon and then just quit because AW SHIET NIGGUH I JUST CANT POOP MAH PANTS!!!!!! You must be the kind of lazy quitter scum that just run away as soon as there's a toothpick laying in the way.....

>>733171917
How about no Jeff.

>>733171279

>Thanks Obama!

The meme lives on!

>>733171757
Very well then I hope you don't miss your train when you're covered in 10 feet of snow you fuckface. And don't even try to sue, you asked for it.

>>733169488
When obvious convenience isn't always.

>>733169415
I thought he was about to stick that up his ass

>>733169739
>jackass.webm

>>733169389
niggers should be hanged

>>733171984
That'd be a bit corny

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>>733171927
whatever you say Mr. Poopypants

>>733171629

goodbye foot. Glad to see you went out kicking.

>>733169437
wtf that went fucking deep, was she hurt alot?

>>733170393
I don't know. Why do your Russian comrades stand there staring at an avalanche coming straight at them and not move?

>>733169612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhDtB0ViMXI

probably some art project thing

>>733171956
is that homer simpson ?

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>>733171555

That kid should be charged.

>>733172075
>Mr. Poopypants

What are you, five? Go gargle cock on 9gag, kiddo.

>>733171757

does he really think no one notices, lol poor kid.

>>733171777
nice trips

>>733169930
They are teens, anon. They are allowed to dye their hair still.

>>733170989
Poseidon Adventure for real.

>>733171927
Tell me you're trolling please. I don't think you fully appreciate the consequences of shitting your pants and keeping on running.

>>733171730
>implying boredom makes you talented

>>733171093
ferals

>>733169537
lazycontractors.webm

>>733171920
That's why Hillary lost and Hollywood can't understand it. They've got body guards and live in communities where the average house costs 5 million dollars, so they are completely flabbergasted when the majority of Americans don't wan't niggers around them. They think all niggers are like Jay Z and Beyonce.

>>733169702
BTFU AMBULANCE I GOT PLACES TO BE

>>733171437
This guy is a lying, incompetent faggot.

>>733169389
people are triggerd

>>733172220
Sure I'm aware of that but those weird tits, the clothing and the hair dye, bit too sketchy if you ask me.

>>733170989

nerve gas. they all got a dose and it made them loose their balance and think the furniture was moving.

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>>733171863

>I'd bury his ass in a shallow grave.

And then go on death row. Clever. Oh, wait Arkansas ran out of lethal drugs so at least they won't execute you for murder.

>>733171815
Isn't this the boys mom that saw him on television and went down to where he was and beat his ass?

>>733169702
>When you catch the paramedic that been tryna slide in your girl's DMs

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>>733172345
Fucking this.

>>733170952
fucking railgun

>>733171093

how come i never saw this on the news :^)

>>733169977
The good old indian shimmies

>>733171559
>everyday

>>733171283
railgun projectile

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>>733171969

>Very well then I hope you don't miss your train when you're covered in 10 feet of snow you fuckface.

Where I live in mid-western Europe we can only dream of that much snow, unfortunately. But I'd like to try that once.

>>733171927
or you make sure you shit before the race

>>733169537
I hope those two agents can't be found in common domestic cleaning products... CAN THEY?

>>733169153
What was that?

>>733172365
I'm not.

That nigger is getting tried as an adult and is looking at 10-15 years in prison, a piece of shit skater fag got his face pushed in, and a ton of white people watch that and have learned to never relax around blacks.

That is what is what I call a Win, Win, Win.

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>>733172155
a gift for you

>>733170527
That they had no provisions set up for this is ludicrous.

>>733172585
cigarette meets gas leak

>>733172389
>he thinks police would look into the disappearance of a ghetto jigaboo.

lol. They'd call him a runaway and go get coffee.

>>733172474
Why do you think?

>>733171648
You got me

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>>733172474

Probably because it didn't happen where you live, you dumb shit. Normally they don't feature ever nigger beating on international news. Now go cry to the other cocksuckers about a gubbament cover-up by Obama, even though he isn't in office anymore.

>>733172345

Truth. My liberal reasoning understands that actually spending more on educating the nigs would make them less violent. It's a long term solution.

They actually can be assimilated into society, of course they'll still be nigs, but they can at least have some low level shitty office jobs. And of course there's exceptional people of all races, we'll get a few genuines out of the bunch that we'd otherwise lose out on, which couldn't hurt society and scientific progress as a whole.

It seems the conservative solution is to just keep making their lives shittier and shittier until they have nothing left but to act like enraged monkeys.

>>733172295
Please enlighten us about those "consequences" then, moron

>>733169863
the birb in the background. professional stunt flyer

>>733172850

i'm i love

>>733172455
got it with sound ?

>>733172400
Yes. She also stopped paying her rent and was evicted from her home.

>>733171624
Yeah, as farm equipment.

>>733172537
Because things always go as planned, right? You take a shit, then you gotta go an hour or two later, but you're in the middle of a 3h race.

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>>733172075

Is that the chick from Die Hard 4.0?

>>733172345

Hillary lost because she's completely a uncharismatic robot. Trump isn't charismatic either, but at least idiots are more likeable, because they're clearly human.

>>733169739

KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA

>>733172850

Interesting. Why do you think it is they show random cops from small towns shooting people on national news regularely then?

>>733172952
Fuck that nigger and fuck you niggerlover.

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>>733172999
No, it's Melania Trump

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>>733172607
lol you can tense up your buttcheeks all you want ...you still gonna git cracked

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>>733172952
Eat shit nigger

>>733172851
>It seems the conservative solution is to just keep making their lives shittier and shittier until they have nothing left but to act like enraged monkeys.

Actually, that's the liberal solution. Look at places like Chicago and Detroit. Those places have been run by Democrats for decades. The liberal solutions removed their fathers and left generations of single mothers dependent on welfare to survive. Which liberals are fine with as long as the ghetto continues to vote Democrat.

Conservatives want to wean them off the government teet and teach them the values and self-respect needed to form positive families and provide for themselves.

>>733171093

white privledge

>>733171624
Damn, that's a lots of ramen noodles

>>733172455
I'd beat the shit out of this piece of shit. Fucking disrespectful nig nog.

>>733169389
Cheap shotting someone with knuckle dusters, then cracking them again and again, hardcore. His balls must be the size of grains of sand

>>733172535
He handed that sheet to the humans like a fucking pro

>>733169316
Poor kitty. :c

>>733171624
What the hell is going on here? Why is she so happy? Why are gooks working on her?

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>>733173085
Ewww

>>733172953
Well, There goes my theory about one of them being civilised. lol Thanks for the backstory Anon.

>>733173172
racist

>>733171757
girl here

girls have the right to be beautiful cheerleaders without getting remotely raped by a creepy ass cracker

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>>733173125
u mad whit boi ?

>>733173011
That is also a reason. But another huge reason was because the liberal policies Obama had been shitting onto America for 8 years weren't doing much for average Americans. Liberal elites can't see that from their Los Angeles mansions and Manhattan penthouses, so they chose to blame racism and invent Russian boogeymen.

>>733169415
What a fucking idiot.

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>>733172089
>Train is clearly an Amtrak

>>733172575
Construction foam.
Also, probably. Just not in nearly that quantity.

>>733173251
Taking the bandages off he/she after a sex change operation

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>>733173300
What about literally raped by a knuckle dragging nigger?

>>733173251
I figured it out. That's a man getting the bandages removed from his fake pussy.

>>733169600
Ay man something's wrong with your face dawg.

>>733171624
What the fuck is that

>>733173044
just wanna hear wat that nignog say at the end and why people dont even react

>>733172455
Backstory to this?

>>733173449
>typical black boyfriend.webm

>>733173299
Because that is a nigger. There is a difference between a black person and a nigger. Niggers are savages who think it is OK to sucker punch people who did nothing to them. Hence the retard in the video is a nigger

>>733171648
JESUS CHRIST THAT SNAKE IS HUGE

>>733173125
The kid is blowing in it's vagina so it stretches, which triggers a hormonal reflex which allows the cow to be milked. You see it's calf standing right next to it, which is also needed in order for this to work.

In the west the cows start lactating from the sound of the milking machines.

>>733173365
Here comes the endless stream of whores getting paid to perform bestiality as proof that real white women love niggers.

Newsflash, even porn actresses charge more to fuck niggers. You can literally spit in their faces, but fucking niggers will cost extra.

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>>733173365
This isn't a bestiality thread you ape.

>>733173535
dont fall for it

>>733173449
literally why

>>733171956
It's the permanently grumpy shapechanging faggot from deep space nine.

>>733173512
He probably says something in ebonics, and people don't react because shit like that happens all the time in places where niggers live.

>>733173449
This is why i support death to niggers

>>733173449
why didn't she just grab an assault weapon (easily available in america only) when the nigger was upstairs and empty an ammo clip into his black nigger ass?

>>733173643
figuratively because

>>733173561
thought /b/ stop being that stupid and fall for low quality bait
Typical insecure beta

>>733172607
Are you saying that skating makes him your enemy or something?

>>733169920
fucking dying over here

>>733173532
That was a home break in. The negro was caught.

>>733170169
somehow I find that pretty hot

>>733169788

well you're in luck because a brass knuckle to the temple likely killed him

Any of niggers getting BTFO'd?

>>733173728
She was probably a liberal and believed the police - who are 10 to 15 minutes away when you call - were supposed to protect her instead.

This is now a nigger hate thread

>>733169600
i never knew wtf was that

>>733173571
Niggers in their natural habitat

>>733173728
You don't see the child on the couch?

>>733173066
Fake, her eyes don't widen

>>733173760
Yes.

It makes him the enemy of any decent human. I'm not saying he deserved to get sucker punched by a nigger, but I'm not shedding any tears for him either.

>>733173723
That's not very constructive.
Just because one bee stings you doesn't mean every bee is going to sting you.
Think about it.

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>>733173853

>>733171093
This is how we deal with white bois in my neighborhood.

>>733170169
Fukken saved.

>>733169537
what is this?

>>733173505
It's not a baby. It's a guy getting the bandage packing removed from his new vagina. He says I'm a woman at the end.

>>733170071
The cats lost its instinct along the way