Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

bump fuckers

Are you a wizard yet

>>733167300
Why are you a virgin OP?

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I don't understand. I'm an artist. About to settle down with a cute 19 year old... what could anyone possibly glean from your un enviable life choices?

>>733168155

It's a lie bro.

>>733168233

Maximum autism.

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>>733167300
You must have faltered in your task. Where are your powers? Did some harlot steal your seed while you slept?

>>733167300
Lost my virginity at 31. Don't give up bro.

>>733168605

How much did you pay?

>>733168696
Nothing. I stopped being a little bitch and asked a girl I was working with out. We started dating and fucked man times.

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>>733168322
>artist
>settle down
Pick one

>>733167300
>>733168454
Maximum Autism huh? Can you tell us a little bit about yourself. anything from a lifestory to an experience you had would be nice.

Bruh getting laid is so easy. I lost mine at 12, didn't even ask for it

>>733168764

OP here.
So your problem was only that you never asked girls out? Because I've asked quite a few girls out during my life.

>>733168808

I have no story to tell or any meaningful experience.

>>733169135
>So your problem was only that you never asked girls out?

That or I just never made a move. I had plenty of chances at one night stands but never made a move.

>>733169131
Story?

>>733169131

Did your uncle's cock hurt?

>>733168764
>asked a girl I was working with out
Never shit where you eat, retard.

>>733169219

OP here. I don't remember any chance at all.

>>733169257
Yeah I broke the cardinal rule of never dip your pen in the company ink but it was worth it. Until she broke up with me and sent me on a downward spiral.

>>733167300
Begin a virgin is the least of your problems, it's the fact that you got to 30-something without being laid. Sex is something that should've happened organically as you went through life making relationships with other people (not just for sex).

>>733169351
Yeah I guess on second thought if you're a virgin in your 30's, fucking your own mom would have been worth it.

>>733168605
You have given up your powers? You disgust me.

>>733169634

That's true. I don't have any friends either.

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>>733167300
How do I not become you?

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>>733167300
Can you give us an average run-down of your day/week?

If you don't have any friends or relationships I'd like to have an idea of what it is that you do on average.

How are your finances?

Trying too hard can make you a lifelong virgin.

>>733169924

Suicide is a solution.

>>733169928

I work in a supermarket, while looking for a more stable job. Yes, that's my fault for slacking off in university.

And in my free-time, I primarily do sports (climbing/bouldering, cycling, running, gym), cook, read and play video games.

>>733170291
E.g. I went bouldering once I cycle and walk to work and play Vidya every night.

>>733170291
I don't understand how you haven't lost your virginity yet, let alone kissed anyone. From the sounds of it you do enough to get yourself out there (if you do go out and do sporty shit often).

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

>>733167300
Do you get more powers after 30?

>>733167300
What are you so fucking afraid of?

>>733169247
kek

>>733169928
Easy,

Slavewagery, eat, sleep on weekdays.
Eat, sleep on weekends.
Nights either porn or wishing I was dead.
Gaming is surprisingly low, it's no longer fun.

>>733170699
Are you me?

No, I've had lots of sex in the past. You sound like me now though.

>>733170503
>if you do go out and do sporty shit often

Just because you are out there doesn't mean that relationships form. And yes, I work out on average 2h a day.

>>733170518

Nope.

>>733170549

Fucking bears.

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>>733170828
You're gonna have to elaborate on your autism to give us a better explanation as to why you haven't had sex yet.

Give us an example of how you act around a girl you're into or how you talk to people.

Have you ever been to a psychologist?

>>733168322

>artist

I don't think you should lecture anyone on life choices

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>>733170828
Lol (bears) more like confronting truths.
If you weren't so fucking afraid of whatever it is you even fail to acknowledge you'd be swimming in it. Loser.

>>733169291

OP, we can help you out if you post a pic, so we can see what we're working with

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>>733171022

Google Jordan Schlansky.

>>733171087

Yes.

>>733171337

Are you swimming in it?

>>733171344

Face

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>>733171442

Body.

>>733171442
The topic is you, not me. Stop avoiding the question for the last 31 years.

>>733171508
With that body you shouldn't be where you are. Who/what has so severely eroded your self confidence?

>>733168789
>>733171267
I found it stranger you two didnt comment on how this flying dumb sack of shit said he was intending to settle down with a 19 year old.
>>733168322
You are just one gigantic handful of dumb

>>733171508
so you really are just autistic. are you afraid of talking to girl? Or are you just awkward/creepy around them

>>733171723
>Who/what has so severely eroded your self confidence?

Experience and a basic degree of introspection. But don't worry, I had phases where I was very sure of myself and it didn't make difference.

>>733172081
>are you afraid of talking to girl?

No.

>Or are you just awkward/creepy around them

Yes.

>>733172139

Well, the only way to get good at talking to girls is to talk to them more. So talk to chicks at the gym or something

>>733172106
Sounds like you need you get out of your own head. ie, get a life/hobby that isn't fucking YOU.
Try doing something altruistically for someone else. It will free your mind. Trust me. Volunteer for some other fucking cause than yourself.

>>733171442
Apparently OP acts like this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP-IX4mdnFY

>>733172273

It's not that I was some kind of social outcast when I was young. I got the same experiences as my peers but my peers actually matured socially while I didn't. So it was never the lack of experience that started this shit but the inability to learn from experience.

>>733172443

Good idea.

>>733172565

Yes.

Have you considerer killing yourself?
I'm only a 19 kisseless virgin myself, but it's so depressing. I genuinely feel like I'm gonna end it all before I hit my 30's since I see no way out from this loneliness

>>733167300
Why haven't you gotten a hooker yet

>>733168322
Let us know how that all turn out, dipshit.

>>733172729
Why haven't you even kissed anyone yet? Do you just sperg out around girls or something?

>>733172729
>Have you considerer killing yourself?

I haven't. Not enough self-respect.

>>733171508
Thats not hes body fucking seen this pic hundreds of times honestly i feel like a old fag around you summers

>>733172729
No worries, concentrate on getting a degree and a good job, and then pussies will jump on you... and you will be the one which decide.

Females are like that; seeking for a male which can grant them a relaxed life and wealthy children.

Steroid faggots are just used one or twice by them, but everything ends when they realize that gym-fag is more interested in his body than in hers.

>>733173118

OP here. My fucking body. It's not the first time I opened this thread.

>>733172926
Don't have the self steem to talk to girls, I know i'm fucking retarded.
Everytime I see a cute girl from my class I want to start a conversation, but nothing comes out and before I realize it class starts or she just goes with her friends.
>>733173155
Thanks man, that's what I'll focus on

>>733173173
Timestamp it then

>>733171442
So it is you you've been posting this shit for years I want to say, just get a hooker ffs

>>733173337

Give me a minute.

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>>733173337

Fucker.

>>733173258
You have nothing to say because you don't have a fucking life.
Do you think she wants to hear about your night alone trying to blow yourself or maybe the funny thing that happened last night at some event you went to that wasn't all about YOU. JFC get a clue.

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>>733173258
I am same as you OP.

I have no life, just drink and watch shit on YouTube / game. You are not alone brother.

Whats so weird about it? I did not reach 30 yet though. I have friends, I study and can talk to women just fine. Im neither fat nor ugly.

Had a few bad experiences in my teens and shortly after found out about TRP. Now I simply dont care and wont even flirt.

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>>733174566
This is me

>>733174465

OP here. That's not me. I at least have some hobbies.

>>733174566
what is TRP

I wish to die virgin, and pure. Untained by women or men.

>>733174895

The Red Pill

>>733174949
>>733174895

It is kind of over the top. Somewhat like>>733174738

But there are some interessting things.

hump

>>733167300
what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

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idk why are are you complaining op seems like you have everything necessary to smash some pussy, even if you are fucking awkward there a lot of bitches who just don't care about it when they are drunk because they found funny most stuff when they are smashed, me on the other side I don't go out unless I go to study and only past my time studying animation and getting good in art, the reason? idk I think I'm just a dreamer I did have girlfriends but they told me I was too good for them yeah right. just fucking go and fuck some drunk bitch you are not going to feel any better I can ensure that.

>>733176798

OP here.
I only have average looks. But looks don't matter. Personality, charisma, humour etc matter and I have none of those.

>>733177432
What you have is undiagnosed depression.

>>733177580

I've been treated for depression for years. Didn't make a difference.

>>733177804
That means you still have it.
Sounds like you're perfectly comfortable exactly where you're at as you have an answer (excuse) for everything. Enjoy wallowing in your own shit, OP.

>>733178338
>That means you still have it.

When I was treated, I noticed a great improvement regarding my general mood. But it didn't change my personality or how I interacted with other people.

>>733167300
This isn't a question, but just know it will likely only get worse from here. I'm 36 and haven't been laid in two years. I used to get snatch left and right. So you're almost my age but you already missed your golden age.

>>733178713

I'm aware of that.

>>733178888

>>733178908

Wut?

>>733179999

>>733173831

Faggot why don't you do any bench press?

You are trash.

>>733180649

OP here. I am.

Does bruno mars is gay?

>>733167300
ah you again. we talked b4 on earlier threads of you you came from germany right??

>>733181267

Grammar certainly is.

>>733181513

True.