Public masturbation thread. GO!

>>733162358
>its always some paki

my favorites are the vids where the perv gets busted

>>733162417
holy fuck
this guy was caught and he just hung around

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>>733162627

>>733162627
I think he stepped up next to her and told her she had something on her leg.

>>733162734
and a tip for you m' lady

>>733162712

Welp.....respect that guy.

>>733162664
haahahaaaaaa

>>733162664
HAHA, is it real?

>>733162993
everything on the internet is real

>>733162993

ffs no. goddamn.

>>733162634
i like how she just has to look at it again and again

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>>733162358
>those eyes

>>733162559
this gives me anxiety. I hope its fake

>>733164563
why?

>>733162559

hahahaha lmaoo dat nigga thought he wasn't gonna shoot like dat today, hahahaha u can just hear him think: "i just made a huge mistake" :D:D

damn this thread had the potential to be thread of the year and you cucks just fucked up.. sad.

>>733165415
why?

can we get more vids?

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>>733165415
RIP in peace

>>733162712
He's like "Allah help me!"

>>733165701
This bitch is hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykWsXfx2wsA

>>733162634
Why does she keep looking at it again and again? Is it turning her on or what?

>>733165774
Nice,

Sauce?

>>733165975
Yes

>>733165773
totally normal for her

>>733165975
yes u should try it, i get sex everyday like this. I fuck hot girls everyday because of this, only 10's. 9's sometimes but everything under is just fucking too ugly for me, sorry

>>733162906
If he was alone with her, he would have made a move so stfu.

Shit, these guys got some balls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81nN0ymCy4

There was one witch metal gear solid music the guy got caught and started running

>>733162358
I kekd

>>733166414
Kek, i need this shit

sd

>>733162712
She probably had a dick.

>>733166898
sauce

MOAR, LADS, I NEED MOAR

>>733166898
did he died?

>>733167352
I have no idea. I had to cut the shit out of it to make it fit under the 2mb limit.

>>733167523
LMAO he missed all the cumshot
so close...

>>733162559
Where can I find the video?

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>>733166898
sauce

>>733167594
...........and went to heaven

>>733165701
Sauce pls

>>733167957
WHY POST THESE WITH NO SAUSE>

>>733167792
>>733167352

>>733168040

i wanna all the sperm on my face

>>733167957
>>733167998

http://www.xvideos.com/tags/steph-kegels

>>733168377
maximum sauce. thanks anon.

>>733162688
"evening ladies"

>>733162734
Hah, the poster over her head, you are not alone.

>>733169041
that's the dog fucking chick isn't it?

>>733167352
Inside the pizza hut

I've called the police. You pervs are getting locked up where you belong

>>733169041
source faggot

>>733169240
Mods

>>733169240
Oh no the internet police , what ever shall we do

>>733169154
whitney? i think so, yeah

>>733167713
>>733167792
glorious day. found it
https://xhamster.com/movies/3366953/unknown_girl_agreed_to_masturbate_his_dick.html

>>733169337
yeah, it's whitney wisconsin

>>733162664
Sauce?

>>733166141
how the fuck do these people pull this shit

>>733162688
>Tips weenie
M'lady

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>>733169240

These dudes cumming on women unknowingly for lulz should just cum in a container and than throw it on them, fucking losers

>>733169635
>not the same

>>733169439
congrats

>>733169635
they should actually cum in your face you Faggot

>>733169635
That's even more disturbing you fucking creep.

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>>733165555
checked

>>733169635
That's just sick, dude. What's wrong with you?

>>733169240
neck yourself you fucking pathetic waste of space go back to 9gag where a nipple gets you banned if you have to be such a faggot

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>>733169041

>>733171277
kek

>>733169336
Run Johnny, run

>>733171277
che-kek

>>733162993
it's from a porno. I vaguely recognize the porn star, it's one of the generic "i'm barely 18 stars"

Does anyone have the video of really hot chick offering to "help", I think she was blonde and wearing black?

>>733169499
Because it's totally staged.

>>733171983
no, some guys just have bigger balls than you

>>733169041
whitney wisconsin. besides the fact that she fucks niggers, this bitch does some filthy hot shit

>>733172262
>this bitch does some filthy hot shit
so, I shouldn't ask her to marry me?

>>733165975
no, you fucking psycho, it isn't

>>733162712
That's the least sexy thing I've ever seen in my life

>>733165975

Dont listen to >>733172534 he is gay
every women crave cock
if you go to work/school in bus/metro try it you will be surprised

>>733171277
>those tabs
Lol

>>733165774
wtf?

>>733174276
I know you are having lunch but could you pass me the sauce?

>>733162417
Did she get a baby ?

>>733173765
sauce!!

are there any more where he jizzs off a balcony?

>>733162596
this is insane to me
i can never even look at a girl without her immediately looking back at me if she already wasnt looking
how to fuck can men be invisible to women even with their dicks out

>>733171277 kek

>>733172194
I love the videos of these guys

>>733176805
omg how brazen

You autists do realise that these are all fake right?

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>>733177400
mine are the real deal

>>733172763
she wanted a taste

>>733177400
yours are also shit

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>>733165774
It's new way to get suncream

help me anons
https://www.gofundme.
com/andreass-stopmasturbating-fund

>>733171277
congrats on your dubs as well as your post

www.strawpoll.me/13004539/

Rig this reddit poll with no's

>>733177507
The worst deal

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>>733178156
time to up my game

>>733165773

When youve got your dick out in public and a girl thats talking to you doesn't even notice

>That's how you know you've got a small dick

>>733176440
They don't give off creepy vibes. Seriously, you would be amazed the difference you will have with women if you stop giving a fuck. I don't mean 'fake not caring' I mean, tell yourself there is no way you will ever get with any women, and stop looking at them with anything resembling lust. When you just see them as people, idk why, but it's like your whole atmosphere changes, and women feel much more comfortable around you. You may not notice it at first, because you actually don't care, but soon you will see women approach you, talk with you, start trying to flirt, and when you remain non-giving a fuck, they try harder, you become the reward..it's fucking weird.

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>>733169635

just wtf man??

>>733168944
THAT BITCH IS HYDROPHOBIC LO FUCKING L!

We really need more shit like this

>>733162417
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>733171277

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>>733162358
koin.com/2017/05/19/man-accused-of-throwing-semen-on-women/

>>733162634
She went home and murdered her family pet

thread is so hot. if you want to take it off line, i'm czaralexsmith on gmail.

>>733177538
some women actually enjoy watching a man cum

>>733169473
>>733162993
>>733162908
>>733162664
Fake as fake can be.

Paid actresses.

Everything else before that in this thread is real though.

>>733178971
Lol, because what he suggested is weirder than what they're doing, right? lol.

>>733166141
His sperms be crawlin on her back and shit

>>733165996
This is a classic.

>>733172194
Fuckin hoes in the lowes

>>733178287
kek that faggot was pathetic

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>>733180888
trips confirms

>>733181304
typo in filename killed my boner.

>>733178929
you speak the truth man, let girls chase you

>>733162734
i love the way it looks like its walking down the corridor.

>>733165701

Gross

>>733165996
>>733166141
brown people have a weird way of reproduction.
does the sperm know where to go?

>>733181488
You don't like flasking cock?

>>733182276
I had a bad experience as a child (pervert uncle)...

>>733162843
HAHAHAHAHA

>>733178062
is this literally a kmart ad

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>>733168944
>In flight refueling

>>733183139
|What the fuck...where did that even come from?

>>733162664
>fake penis
lol

>>733169635
http://www.kgw.com/news/crime/man-throwing-semen-on-women-in-portland-grocery-stores-police-say/441286381

>>733162712
Too late man. She already got pussy juice all over your hands.

>>733168944
literally can see the hand throwing something, nigger pls

>>733165773
Shit was too dark to notice.

>>733185075
i put the no in mondays

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>>733185075
they both look disappointed

This is titillating whereas ones where the men are coming on bitches, that's more sensational >>733162634

She's biting her lips, a sign of slight interest >>733162734

>>733165975
she's probably afraid and just keeping an eye on him in case he'd try to do something to her. Cause jerking off in public transportations is a seriously psychotic thing to do

>>733165230
yup

>>733162712
is there more? shes hot

>>733185697
Normie

>>733165975
I would doubt it. Women are turned on by emotion no by seeing cock.

>>733185833
>she

>>733175847
girls gone wild nigga

>>733162734
Dub in the music from jaws.

>>733183139
Did he died and leave you $10 million dollars?

>>733185697
Nope, that is the look of someone who wants to watch but knows it's shameful.

>>733179085
you must be new here

>>733181304
so staged

>>733186333
yes but only ~$400k

>>733162417
what the helll

>>733165230
get that nigger twitter shit outta here

does anyone have one with traps

This is art

>>733186538
when its real, and thats almost never

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>>733178929
Unless youre a fat neckbeard /mlp/fag fidget spinning autist, then they'll never approach

http://mrstiff.com/movie/cumming-on-girls-in-public-5759395

>>733162906
i would do the same thing

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>>733172194
I knew that store was gay.

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>>733162712
sauce please

>>733178287
slenderman

>>733187311
no point. thats all there is to it

>>733162627
>this guy was caught and he just hung around

This is why I wonder if some of these are staged.

>>733186992
If you are into MLP, you probably care what women think. I may be massively judging these people, but, none seem to have any chill at all, and care way too fucking much.

>>733162634
She was looking at his reflection in the window when she wasn't looking at his peepee.

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>>733187516
Wuts she gonna do? say clean this shit off kek

I want to know, if there were two people in a room, and one started masturbating, what percent of the time would the other join/help/watch - vs - yell/leave/call out.

We need a scientific study ASAP.

Any big dicks flashing?

It's kinda pathetic seeing all these little wieners doing it

>>733188827
man. if someone came on me like that i would kill myself

>>733166898
She's doing it with her left hand so it feels like someone else is doing it.

>>733165555
checked like a doc appointment

>>733188962
There is one somewhere online of a dude ona bus. He stands up, jizzes on another dudes head, and sits down.

It's the sole reason I will never use public transport now.

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>>733188827
What about like this?

>>733169240
kek

>>733188827
cuming on girl in ok but crocs no fucking way this guy need to be put down

>>733175328
Rilee Marks

>>733162664
Been look in for this for ages. Sauce

>>733162734
There is a New sheriff in town

This must be some ninja masturbator shit. Not a single fucker getting caught.

I can't even nut in my own house without being bothered.

>>733162417
The hero we deserve

>>733179324
Looks like Freddie kruger

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>>733188165
>talking to women while jacking off is the closest you'll ever get to sexual interaction with women.

>>733178135
done

>>733162664
kekek

This is sexual assault. MODS!

>>733176805
this is the saddest thing i have seen all week

>>733162734
It looks like he's sniffing her out.

>>733184605
>http://www.kgw.com/news/crime/man-throwing-semen-on-women-in-portland-grocery-stores-police-say/441286381

>a short Hispanic man

is there any other kind?

>>733187306
i dont get it

>>733191111
check

>>733184790
herp, hpv, yeast and cottage cheese as well

>>733166067
Nigga! You looking for a whole porno? What the fuck do you think sauce means?

>>733165651
Source?

>>733166141
This nigga is a strait fucking sexual predator. This is so fucked up.

>>733166898
She's a prostitute you idiots.

>>733185388
kek and nice hitlers

>>733165896
libs would call this beautiful art

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>>733171277

>>733181304
Nice thumb

>>733191002
indeed

>>733181797
How tf is that gross

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Trollla everywhere

>>733192205
and give him a $40,000 grant to do more

>>733175328
Riley Marks

>>733166311
don't do what this idiot says, you will get arrested and have to register as a sex offender

>>733162688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyHx-dPz2RA
Someone needs to make a mashup of this

>>733178929
>women flirting with men
people will fall for this

>>733168944
cum sniper

>>733193835
90% of getting laid is being there. Women are just like men, if you don't believe me, it's because you have no experience with women.

Women are just as dirty as men, they are just better at hiding it.

>>733194082
Kek

>>733175847
you're new here aren't you?

... Like insanely new to the internet.

>>733183206
heh

>public masturbation
>it's all guys
gaaaay

>>733169565
KEK

>>733172763
Pretty awesome if its real

>>733169240
Shit, the cyber police! They've backtraced it!

>>733178929
>I no longer look at women with lust
>Now I can finally cum on them

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>>733162358
Does this count?

>>733171277
>male feminists
KEK

>>733178287
You need to be in jail, Glenda the bear will let you be naked whenever you want.

>>733169473
>>733190079
>>733162664
found it
https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1565668864

>>733167523
Jesus Christ that must've been the best nut of his life

>>733188504
I think the statistics would be, unsurprisingly, gender specific. Women don't actually enjoy sexuality. For the most part it is about reliving trama or seeking it out, the other 80% of the time it's a means to power and materials.

>>733188962
Why wait?

>>733198065
You are retarded if you think women don't enjoy sex.

Oh, I get it, you're a fucking muslim. Gotcha.

>>733178929
but i'm awkward around women and men

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>>733198065
You must have such a miserable life if you truly believe this. You really ought to just end it.

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>>733166141
Sometimes I wonder what others must be thinking of these girls when they see their backs, asses, legs, shoulders, whatever covered in cum.

>>733194146
Literal autism

>>733162688
>>733162664
>>733162634
>>733162417
this is a fucking YLYL thread dont bullshit me

>>733198065
>Women don't actually enjoy sexuality.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not even using this as an insult, you're a virgin. I'm not even that attractive or have any money but I've slept with a decent number of women and this is just fucking bullshit. Women are filthy, you've just obviously never been intimate with one. I once had an ex and we once masturbated to see who could finish the quickest. I've been with the loudest in the group and the quietest in the group. They're both the same in the bedroom. You're a fucking idiot with an Internet education to women.

>>733179324
is that ImmortalHD?

>>733198519
If you live with a woman, it will take less than 1 month before they start hitting on you. If you shut that down, it will be less than 3 months before they are texting you 'I'm horny, come to my room\ and shit like that. Women are horndogs and just by being there, eventually you'll get laid.

>>733198519
This guy just hit the nail on the head and you're calling him autistic. You're an ugly virgin cunt.

>>733178062
There's something uniquely hilarious about watching a man masturbate in front of a slightly blurry Kmart in the distance. Something truly artistic.

>>733198294
>That's not an argument.
>Female brain confirmed

>>733198592
Exactly this. That dude is retarded, or Muslim.

>>733195719
LOL WTF IS THIS

>>733198226
Did you miss my example i gave of when they do enjoy sex? Or do you just feel like boosting you ego by just going kevin spacey yelling "wrong!"

>>733198951
You didn't give a single example, in fact, your exact words were...

>" Women don't actually enjoy sexuality. "

I can't imagine being as stupid as you are, tell me, is it hard to get through daily life? I'm shocked you haven't accidentally killed yourself yet.

>>733162417
That guy should be shot on sight.

>>733198592
Are you purposely acting as if i didn't give an example of how they "enjoy" sexuality? Or are you so triggred you couldn't remember anything else i posted after that? I'm married. I have a daughter. All women are fuck pigs and use your lust to cage you amd steal from you. Don't worry eventually you will learn too.

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>>733189026
underrated

>>733162358
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=551362087

Only ever saw the gif before and found sause looking for it. Hot AF looks real.

>>733188302
lame

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>>733198766
>ur uh femail

You know you're on 4chan, right?

Also, you're correct that it wasn't an argument. It was a statement of fact. Do you enjoy life? Do you know how wonderful it feels to have a woman wake you up by sucking your dick? Do you know the joy of cooking a beautiful meal for the woman you love before she lays herself down with a smile for you to do whatever you want?

My guess is you're alone and miserable. You probably hate yourself, but you have to cover this up by finding faults in others. I really feel sorry for you.

>>733199305
You say you're married, but then you proceed to call your wife a "fuck pig." That's your fault for being stupid enough to not use a condom with the dumb whore you're stuck with now.

You sad, sad, faggot.

>>733198065
Everyone gets triggred when i claim women don't enjoy sexuality. I'll propose this question to all you white knights. How many men are in prison or just arrest for public masterbation of flashing? How mamy women? How many men called the cops on women? How many women call the cops on men?
No, your right though 100% even.
.
.
.
Tards

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>>733199469
Had the child after marriage. Wanna take another wild shot in the dark about my like so i can laugh?

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>>733169240
>Calling police
Git on my lvl

>>733199469
>Do you know the joy of cooking a beautiful meal for the woman you love before she lays herself down with a smile for you to do whatever you want?

Lmfao idk if you are a virgin but u def. Have never been married.
Only a child would have such a disney perception.

>>733199410
>Hot AF looks real.

Definitely hot, but definitely staged. That's his girlfriend.

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>>733199909
Oh so you're an even dumber idiot. I think we're done here.

>>733200184
Fuck no, I've never been married. Why the fuck would I bind myself in a legal contract when I already have feelings for someone. You're a sucker.

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>>733176805
>>733177507
>>>/weeniehutjr/

>>733199640
>How many men are in prison or just arrest for public masterbation of flashing? How mamy women?
I don't know. Maybe you should educate us with some numbers. I'd be surprised to find out that many men are caught considering the only people I hear of are women teachers in the news. Not saying that the (((news))) is always a reliable source, but it's the only one that I'm constantly exposed to.
I'm not calling you out, I'm genuinely interested in where you're getting this info from.

>How many men called the cops on women?
It's been stated time and time again that men aren't as likely to report abuse inflicted by woman, especially sexual abuse. This is just very basic psychology.

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>>733199469
Time stamp neck beard.
Where's yours?

>>733200312
It's never gonna happen with your internet wifu neckbeard

>>733200448
Cause of patriarchy?

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>>733200630
timestamp what? I could take a picture of my hand holding a piece of paper with some writing on it, but what am I trying to prove? You have yet to actually put forth any real defense for your opinion, and you've now gone from calling me a woman to a neckbeard. Which is it, buddy?

>>733200800
Triple dubs

>>733200630
Also clean your disgusting finger nails. Christ

>>733200994
#bluecollarcreeper

>>733200870
I figured only a women would claim women want sexl as often and with as much vigur as a man... Or somepne who has never been in a relationship. This isn't ground breaking shit. Simple observations. Simple easily umderstood examples (protitution, massage parlors, strip clubs). I really didn't think this needed an in depth explanation here but hey... Newfags, am i right?