It's Caturday Post Pusses

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this is what i was waiting for. ill deliver.

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>>733150210

So my ex-wife stole the cat since we had no kids. I'm looking at getting a new cat. What breed is the Alpha cat?

>>733150718
if you dont want to spend money look out for a siam-normal hybrid. proportions are nice and they usually have the siam eyes. also smart fuckers.

>>733150718
Spend the money in court. win that cat back!

>>733150625
dis nigga mad

>>733151080
tommy's a nice kitteh

>>733150718
>What breed is the Alpha cat?
Get mongrel moggie from rescue.
1. Genetically better then pure-breds
2. It needs a caring home

We got a rescue cat to take care of mice in our country house. Cat was an amazing mouser, cleared the house and then started on the county. Lived until 19 and was about 3 when we got her.

Miss that damn fleabag

>>733150641
Australia is a vomitted hairball.

>>733151238
>Australia is a vomitted hairball.
I've heard that said

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>>733151217
Pic of her looking at me with usual contempt for humans

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dubs

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>>733150210

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Dumping pictures of my cats. It's been a while since I've posted them.

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>>733151975
End of dump. What do you think of my kitties? I love them very much.

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>>733151976

>>733151976
How the fuck do people dress their cats up like this?

if 'd have tried this with mine she'd have flayed my arms and trashed the costume

>>733152141
All cats are different anon. Some have a higher tolerance to our shit than others.

>>733152141
i have no clue.

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bub

quads?

>>733152194
We had a succession of cats when I was a kid. Different personalities, but none would have put up with that shit without going postal on us

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>>733152027
They're damn cute cats, anon.

>>733151488
That one needs to go on a diet

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>>733152328
I wonder if cats in the same litter usually act somewhat similarly? My cats in pic related act like swiping at you doesn't even cross their mind. If I pick them up and give them kisses they just push me away with their paw and meow. It's really weird how non-aggressive they are. Even when my dog bothers them they swipe but they don't swipe with their claws out.


>>733152338
Beautiful kitty anon. Give him pats for me?

>>733152516
>I wonder if cats in the same litter usually act somewhat similarly?
Thinking about it, they were all rescue cats who were adult (or adolescent) when we got them. Perhaps it's being socialised and messed about with from very young kittens makes them tolerant.

To me that conditions out the "fuck you" contemptuous attitude that I love in cats.

if I want something daft I can fuck about with I'd get a dog.

>>733152516

It's all just dependent on how your raise them. You gotta get them when they're really young if you want to get them used to certain things.

Like one cat I had, who had absolutely zero problems with being held/carried literally all day every day. This came about because when he was very, very little, he had an eye infection and it involved having to wash his eye out a lot and eventually a trip to the vet. He got used to being manhandled at a very young age and it stuck.

So yeah, you want a lap cat? You want a cat that'll sit on your shoulders as you go about the house? Get them doing it when they're young, and they'll very likely be doing it of their own volition when they're older.

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>>733152223
bub

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>>733152767
That's also a possibility. At the time we got them my sister worked as a vet and someone just dropped off a box of kittens. And when I say kittens I mean their eyes weren't even open yet. Early human interaction sounds like a safe bet for a well-tempered cat.

im sure its a experience and not a genetic thing.

also noticed differences between appartment and outside cats.

>>733152925
Yeah I got them when their eyes were still shut so that's a safe assumption. I love the little bastards. It's a shame how hard it is to home a stray and get it to act correctly.

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My Fur Turd, Bram

>>733153134
That's a cool name. How'd you come up with it?

>>733151287
Oh shit, the cats are uprising and making personal appearances on the battlefield. Surrender now. They would never show up on the battlefield unless they were confident they are not in danger.

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>>733153289
I didn't. I went to the shelter to adopt a full grown cat and I found him. He was an abandon with no name so that's what they called him.

I liked it a lot so I kept it.

Its an "aww" as opposed to an "ahh" sound

>>733153579
So it sounds like Braum? At any rate, he is a very pretty kitty.

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>>733153686
Yeah, pronounced like that, I considered changing the spelling, and thank you. He's a brat but he's super lovable. Wont stop scratching the fucking door frames though, so now he gets these.

>>733153125
>Yeah I got them when their eyes were still shut so that's a safe assumption

It's not an assumption. I'm speaking from experience. I got all my cats to do or tolerate the things I wanted them to because I conditioned them for it from when they were little. From sitting on my shoulders, to eating out of my hand without thinking my hand flesh was edible meat, to putting my finger in their mouths for shit and gigs.

Hook em while they're young. That's the key.

>>733153844
Aw shit is that really an option? I close my door when I play games with my headphones on and if I don't open the door when they meow they try to tear up carpet where the door it. Does this really work? Only one of them does it and it's the fat black cat in my pictures. She's very saucy.

>>733154352
yeah, if theres 2 people, one to hold the cat, one to clip the nails and apply them it takes about 5-10 minutes, then they last 3-6 weeks.

I buy them in packs of 40 for $15 and it gets me about 3 months. I use them 10 a month, and the last 10 I use whenever if one falls off or he manages to pull on off which will happen from time to time.

>>733151959
Cinco de mio

>>733155023
That's cool! And stylish too. She hasn't been doing it lately but if she starts up again I'll check these out. Thanks!

>>733150718
if you have enough money, buy a british short hair. they are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OC - Sir Gabriel Chocolate Doughnut Lionheart the Cuddlefluff I, King of the Shedroom.

Can anyone assist with why he pees on the bed? I've rubbed the nose, tried the water spray, he knows the box and it's clean. He only pees on the bed where he was sleeping -- but the weird thing is that he then lays down in it.

rrrr

>>733155265
Maybe /an/ can help. I haven't heard of this behavior, but I'm betting it can be fixed. Have you googled how to break him of it?

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>>733152338

Give our kitten back Anon :O

>>733155460
Will ask them, it's really weird and exhausting for me. I just wanna cuddle the fluffly lion, but I risk him peeing even on me when I sleep. Everything I found on Google was the basic stuff really :[

>>733155637
spy special equipment.

>>733155615
My cat stopped eating a couple days ago and I'm dealing with another sick one. I understand the exhaustion thing. Good luck. Looks like a great cat. Very cute.

>>733155682
It's a dangerous game. You need backup.

>>733151238
Ausfag here, can confirm

>>733155265
nasty cat. difficult thing. u could make some test. cage in an empty room with nothing but the box and see whats happening. also dont clean it when he lays down on it and see if his behaviour is changing after 1-2 days.

>>733155265
Does your box have a door? Try removing it. Maybe buy a second box, sometimes they prefer two. But since he lays down into it, I don't think its that.
Is he alone often? Maybe he needs a companion. Is he castrated? Maybe its some weird "my territory" thing

>>733150718
Tabbies are the smartest in my experience.

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family got a new cat last week.
always wants cuddles.

>>733155787
I'm not entirely sure what to suggest for the one who won't eat. Although I do know when my previous cat got a paralysis tick, my grandad got me to feed him cat milk with an eyedropper thing and that helped him to recover when he couldn't eat, so maybe that can be of some use?

Might I suggest maybe some complimentary type foods, they got Gabe to eat when he got a sick tum and wouldn't touch his normal food.

That and I know Vegemite might be of some help to the sick one -- friend of mine works for a shelter and said they often give it to sick cats because of the salt content (I suppose that depends on the sick tho).

I hope your furbabies recover soon.

>>733155922
He's not tho, that's the thing. He's loving and affectionate at all times, even cooperates with baths. He's a rescue and I do suspect some blindness in one eye and wasn't sure if that would have some effect. I also can't leave the blankets on my bed -- it's only my bed that he will pee apart from the box and it's only sometimes.

>>733155265
It could be some kind of anxiety thing

>>733155939
Open and very big box which I clean regularly. I haven't tried a second box so it's worth a shot. He's got a kitten in the room with him and I cuddle him for most of the evening when I get back from work. He is desexed as far as the vet could tell (rescue cat).

I did wonder if it was a territory thing, but if so, shouldn't the nose rubs fix that? What else can I try?

>>733156446
I did also wonder that. Cuddles would be the best cure?

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>>733156577

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>>733152338
holy shit clean your lens or something

>>733156757
that fucking pipe lagging. Ficking russian progamers

PLEASE DONT 404

>>733150718
Maine Coon

>>733151616
Kekols

>>733156397
gimme some more details:
other cats around?
only inside cat? if so recue from longer terrm outside?
how oft does it happen(the bed thing) and ratio to box?
same spot on bed?
duration per day hes alone?
noises from outside sometimes? like planes etc.?
you saw him while doing it? describe
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(tell sticking out things)

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Rate my pussy

>>733158349
n1

>>733158745
10/10
would fuck

>>733155787
one of our cats was doing this, took her for a checkup and its a symptom of her thyroid being overactive, shes gonna need one removed, it can also be a symptom of kidney disease

please take your cat for a checkup anon i hope you see this

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>>733151453
Obvious faggot cat, Kill it

>>733155022

:D

>>733151976
More of these

>>733150718
Whatever you do, don't get a nigger. They're the black looking ones with the greasy fur

Cats lay on your chest when you are sleeping and suck the life out of you

>>733161081
>Obvious faggot cat, Kill it
No need - it died; and the rodent population round here rejoiced at the demise of their scourge

>>733161350
butters

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She was put in a freezer bag and thrown in the bin

>>733156262
Thanks I'll check out these ideas

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My old lady is turning 9 soon

>>733164443
Fuckers... Glad to see you saved her.

>>733159560
Thanks. I'll bring her in if she doesn't get better

>>733164589
>My old lady is turning 9 soon
She's not old; she's in her prime. Mine lasted until 19

>>733164614
I;m glad you saw my post anon, if shes losing weight and lethargic pls get her checked asap, I hope its nothing serious.

>>733156770
shitty iphone, don't how or if I even can.

>>733155637
Evil villain cat in training

>>733151453
Torti are the bomb.

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Kitty #1

>>733165485
>Torti are the bomb.
They are indeed. Good old healthy mongrel tortie.

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>>733165635
And my newest addition

>>733151703
This one would be a pretty good candidate for "internet in one picture"

>>733165668
my cat does that too!

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is my pucci overweight?

>>733165642
My ex had a Torti who had the most personality I have ever seen in a cat. She has since gone deaf but is still great.

>>733165668
Why do they do that? I swear I never coaxed mine in any way, the older female just crawled in there while I was having a shit-n-read and the male followed after a moment.

Any ideas why?

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>>733166228
No idea dude but it trips me the fuck out. The tabby in my first pic uses my drawers as a hammock when I shit

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>>733166228
same reason why they like to crawl in bags

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This is my neighbor's cat, Josephine. She comes through my kitchen window sometimes and shits in the sink

>>733166228
>Any ideas why?
It's warm, comfy and it freaks you out - three things that all cats love

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>>733150718
You want an alpha cat?

Get your arse down to the animal shelter. Pick up an ex stray 3-5 years old that likes people. They are fucking nuts. I have one and he just gives no fucks. Even the dog is afraid of him.

>>733167689
I like you anon, you give good advice