I am an Indian. AmA. (pls don'tt be rude).

Do you smoke meth when you hail Satan?
Or do you wait until after?

What's with the baby eating Shiva thing?

>>733149365
Why dont you like clean things? Why dont you use toilet and toiletpaper? It's not so hard to understand. The reason ya'll indians got them diseases is because you are dirty ppl living in filth. Why not become clean like everyone else in the civilized world?

>>733149574
I haven't seen anything like that. Do you have a pic?

what's up with your country being the rape capital of the world? I'm seriously asking.

And why do all your fathers rape/molest their daughters- every single one of them.

ghandu

why are people from india so prone to harrassing women

>>733149365
Teri maa ki chut.

>>733149624
India is poor country. Nearly half of people live below poverty line. They cannot afford to have hygiene facilities.
Plus, water is scarce in India. It rains only two months in year, and draughts are common thing. It all affects the hygiene.

Do all indians study engineering?

>>733149808
Ok, then keep finding excuses too die in your own excrements. I'm out.

>>733149669
India is not rape capital. India has a large population -1.3 billion. So in proportion of this large population, the number of rapes also seem larger than other country.
>all your fathers rape/molest their daughters- every single one of them.
That's plain generalization and your extreme ignorance

>>733149790
Don't be rude or gtfo

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>>733150012
Ok

>>733149830
No. Hardly 1% of indian population studies that

>>733149684
Most people are uneducated and ignorant. They live in patriarchal mentality.

>>733149974
I am not giving excuses. I am merely stating reality.

>>733149365
Most Indians I've met are stingy with their money. Why?

>>733150337
Maybe because they have less money. What do you expect them to do? Throw up all their money?

>>733150457
I meant here in America. They're the stingiest people I've ever met. High school, college whatever. It's equal chance here for money.

>>733150337
They are jews, all shitskins and darkies are jews

Are cows holy? Never had a good steak? What would you consider a big penis in India?

>>733150678
Might be many reasons. They might need the money to settle in America properly. If they lose job there, unlike born americans, they don't have anything to fall back to. They could have been saving some money to send back home. I But it's not right to stereotype a whole community based on your experience with some people.

>>733149509
/Thread

>>733149365

where's your nearest designated shitting street?

>>733149365
>pls don'tt be rude

your country is shit

>>733150771
Cows are considered holy in hindu rereligion. I don't believe in that shit.
Yes, had good steak many times.
Biggest I've seen was (in a porn video) around 10 inch. Average length might be 5-6 inch.

>>733150736
>>733151003
>>733151094
Gtfo.

What do you you think of gange ?

>>733151182

sorry.

i meant to say your country is /literally/ shit

as in literally drowning in shit

lrn2use a toilet

>>733149365
I work with a bunch of Indians that are South Indian. It seems there are North, West, South, East and very South Indians. What's the cliches about these particular types of guys. All I know is they hate the very South Indians. Said they are now friendly with Indonesian then fellow Indians

>>733150678
hey man, indians are stingy but pakis are fucking next level foul with that shit, those guys will rape their own mother for a buck.

>>733151183
Ganges is biggest river in India. The whole north region is dependent on this river. It's considered holy in hindu relgion.
And it's not totally polluted, as you might think. It is polluted only near big cities like Varanasi. The rest is fairly clean.

>>733149365
How on earth did you expect people to not be rude on /b/?

Also, why are some many of you named Steve? it doesn't sound like an Indian name but that's what i keep hearing when i call tech support.

>>733149365
What is this? Why is there no poo in the loo? Where are the shittings at?

>>733151363
my sides

>>733151363
I'd never an Indian named Steve, even in Christian communities of india. Probably the indian you met could have born in US.

>>733151363
I'd never met an Indian named Steve, even in Christian communities of india. Probably the indian you met could have born in US.

>>733150913
No, this is a real thing. I know an Indian guy here in murica and he's a doctor but he steals the hospital shampoos and such. The Guy's a doctor with an expensive hyundai and owns a house which is another weird thing. Indian doctors like to buy expensive things but like cheap expensive. Like a lot of the line Dell. Or like the most expensive dish at red lobster. I dont get it at all

>>733151684

and they actually know how to use a toilet right?

and how not to be rapey fucks?

Indians, for whatever reason, have almost no ability to integrate with America. Latinos can. Chinese can. But Indians can't. Why is it so difficult for Indians to become Americans?

>>733151331
South indians are considered as clever in India. These people put a heavy importance on education. But they're relatively uglier than north indians.

>>733151348
>Thinks you can only pollute part of a river

Bad news friend. Like the water, pollution travels with it.

>>733151821
Because skincolor

>I love your cultures food
>I dislike the concept of the cast system massively.
>you guys are horrifically rapey.
>you guys seem to value education considerably more that westerners.
>you all do seem to have a culture of general money grabbing-ness.

I dislike meeting indians because they have the cast system so engrained they begin to size you up immediately as to where you lie in relation to them in the cast system.

You are horrifically money orientated, I dislike this quality in westerners but you fuckers are awful with it, behaving superior to people around you because you wear a ralph lauren shirt.

Ive had indian shopkeepers short change me like 10c thinking I wouldnt notice or trying to overcharge me for stamps/a lighter, so fucking petty.

Oh yea, super fucking rude to women, Ive almost killed one of you brown fuckers when you walked full speed into my girl knocking her into the road, do you not have the concept of chivalry in your country or protecting the weaker in your species ?

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>>733151623
>>733151684

>>733149624
>India
>Civilized world
Pick one.

>>733151857
>Bad news friend. Like the water, pollution travels with it.

You really have no idea how rivers work kiddo.

>>733149365
All the Indians i know from europe are rich and most of them are really smart, but they fking smell. I don't now why but your food smells really bad how the fuck can you like that.?
I had indian neighbors, they used some bad smelling candles for praying or something that was like hell and they were always loud, they didn't care about others.

>>733151821
Actually that's total bullshit, all the Indians i know assimilated way better than literally ever latino I've met.

>>733151964
It's just a little bit water. How hard can this be?

>>733151929

It's a nation of people who haven't worked out the old saying of "don't shit where you eat" yet, you can't expect too much from them.

>>733151742
funny you say that, I noticed they love really tacky furniture like headboards with rhinestones in, or stupid chairs that you couldnt sit on properly. Its like the most tackiest awful multicoloured furniture from the worst porn set.

>>733151929
The education thing is fake. Indian colleges teach high school level things and are filled with corruption. They are basically diploma mills and thank God people are starting to realize this and are now requiring Indians to get American college degrees

why do all indians fucking stink, everytime one walks past me they never wear deodorant and stink like shit, why

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>>733151904
That's not true. Like I said latinos and asians can. I even know a lovely girl from Africa. Indians are always too busy hitting on girls they don't know on Facebook to let me get a positive impression.

I'd call tech support if I wanted to ask someone in India questions.

>>733152111
>Designated shitting streets

every single comment on a popular/fitness womans instagram page is rapey indians in broken english professing their love for these girls or saying how they wanna do awkward things to them, weird cunts

>>733150913
Indians make on average the most money in America compared to sny other race.

Why are you such a curry smelling nigger look alike?

>>733152236
nah, i live in australia and they all stink like shit

>>733152154
Tits?

>>733149790
chutiya hai woh rehnde

>>733150913
Why is it that Indians constantly feel they have to defend everything Indian to the extreme and get offended about the slightest comment.

>>733151951
Funny, one of the oldest civilization in world was in India.

>>733151762
>>733151762
Yes, educated indians do know how to use toilet and they do use toilet.
It's the uneducated and rural people who don't know to be clean.
>how not to be rapey fuck
India has a large population -1.3 billion. So in proportion of this large population, the number of rapes also seem larger than other country.

Kyo aa gaya idhar beizzati karwane?

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>>733149365
How are your women?

>>733152482
Pajeet detected

See this
>>733152402

>>733152402
That's a quality person of any nationality shares

>>733152532
I like dem

>>733152589
No, Japanese, Americans, Canadians, Germans, Italians will all day the bullshit their country has done, currently does, customs that annoy them. Etc.
Indians refuse to say anything negative about India ever

>>733151742
Same as turkroaches here.

>faggot

>>733152706
India has a space program u dumb motha fucka

>>733152706
>Indians refuse to say anything negative about India ever
If you have really asked Indian people, most will whine about how condition is bad back at home

>>733152921
Don't be rude or gtfo

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>>733149365
Ever woken up next to a tigress after really long night of partying?

>>733152955
Not like that. They'll say something like "there is a lot of poverty and it is sad", that's not a criticism, that's just stating a fact.
Indian music? The best, all of it.
Indian movies? The best
Indian cuisine? The best and healthy
Indian women? The best
Indian actors, directors, etc. All the best
Indian going to be a super power, everything in India is getting better, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc
I've been working with these guys for like 6 years and the worst I heard was one of guy privately told me that Indian kids are misbehaved compared to American kids and poverty is sad.
That is some absurd levels of nationalism

>>733153204
Everyone does. Those tigresses are Indian wives

>>733153279
So does many other countries to. Take Americans for an instance "We have the best freedom", "our proud fore fathers", "we won ww2 for u", "America has the most modern society", "best hamburgers", etc.

>>733153279
If you hate indian music, that's fine. Why you expect every indian to hate it too? I personally love indian music. The sams goes with movies and women. If you hate our movies and women, go on hating it. But do you mean to tell me that I should hate it too?
And India is not going to be superpower. Anyone wbo claims that is a fool.

>>733153703
Yes, we say that but we also say bad things about our country. Like the healthcare system, minimum wage, Bridges, outsourcing, lost American values, the gap between the poor and wealthy, that our food is too artificial and fattening, the Vietnam war, our fore father's were slave owners. Most Americans will talk endlessly about how their country sucks. Usually liberals complaining it is not like Europe and conservatives complaining that it's not like the past

>>733153749
Most Americans like and hate different movies, music etc. Some people like Lady Gaga many people hate Lady Gaga. We don't just automatically love all American music because it's American and it seems like all Indians love all Indian music, movies, etc. Just because it's Indian.

>>733153847
>Most Americans will talk endlessly about how their country sucks.
That's totally bullshit. Whenever I hear an American, he's bragging about his 'best country in world' and insulting other poor countries

>>733153931
>seems like all Indians love all Indian music, movies, etc. Just because it's Indian.
How do you even claim to know that? Have you asked every Indian in world if he loves indian music only because it's Indian?
And I hate some of the bad movies in India. But our music generally listenable and good (to us, probably not to you).

>>733153960
Maybe on /pol/
Trust me, liberals complain about America constantly, love Canada and love Europe. Hell, Bernie Sanders entire campaign was based entirely how we should be more like Scandinavia. Trump constantly talked about how America isn't great anymore and how we are going to make it great again. Conservatives don't think America is currently the best but used to be and liberals think America was never the best and see us as a jingoistic evil empire. I grew up going to school and learning about the trail of tears, slavery, etc.

>>733151821

Clearly you've never met one or youre not even american

>>733154176
This is what I'm talking about.
>our music generally listenable and good (to us, probably not to you)
How is it you can lump all Indian music as good and listenable to all Indians.
No one is like that here and it's weird.
Like no one would say "American music is listenable and good to us"
Like, lots of different Americans like lots of different music and lots of Americans hate ALL American music (like some death metal fans only listen to German. Kpop and jpop is popular amongst some girls and they won't listen to anything else etc)
Only in India so I see people refer to like all Indians like all Indian music

>>733154505
>How is it you can lump all Indian music as good and listenable to all Indians.
The same way you lumped all indians by saying that ALL indians refuse to say anything negative about india

>>733149365
why do you smell?

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>>733154822
Think for example I said "all Chinese people seem to like all Chinese music"
Something that is true and I said to a Chinese girl I knew once.
Her explanation was that there is a lot of Chinese nationalism and the communist government requires people to have a consensus of opinion and that is taught in schools so Chinese people will innately defend Chinese things and there is a lot of social pressure to fit in.

I ask you the same question and
Immediately offended.

>>733154923
You mentally ill?

>>733155031

India is not China. India has a secular government and people are free to express their views on everything, especially music.
And did you just say that every chinese person like every chinese music? There must be at least one person in china who didn't like a particular chinese song this year.
And I didn't give a slightest hint of being offended. So far I have been talking rationally to you. If I was afraid of being offended, I wouldn't come to /b/.

>>733155336
also free to shit on the streets

>>733155336
You are acting defensive as fuck and sure, there are outlier in literally everything so it's not really part of the topic is it?
Or maybe you have never experienced another culture to be aware of what I'm talking about so you see it as normal but it looks abnormal to us

>>733149365
why you are an fucking rape nation?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/indiahome/indianews/article-4505264/Woman-20-gang-raped-spurning-proposal-India.html

>>733149365
whats the size of your dick, i heard shitskins have small dicks.

>>733150110
rarest pepe ever

>>733155604
> You are acting defensive as fuck
Is that a bad thing? Someone said something that is not true about my country, then I am not allowed to correct it? And you don't need to assume that I have not experienced any other culture.

>>733155896
Most people would not get that defensive and that is what I am curious about but I guess I'll never know because Indians are too defensive to know that they are being too defensive.

>>733149365
OP, why do Indian people (like niggers) breed like they're going extinct ?

>>733149574
He didn't eat the baby he cut of his son head. Because he wasn't allowing him to enter the house because her mom told the baby that she's going for a bath and don't let anyone enter the house. And Ganesh (baby) respect her mom alot so he didn't even let enter her dad enter the house and shiva became angry and cut of his head and then he plants and elephant head in order to save his son from dying. This is what my mom told me

>>733149830
Not necessarily the reason why alot of Indians pick engineering is mainly because of Parents and high salary

>>733151986
Bad smelling candles are called 'Agarbatti' and they're for Holy purposes and it smells good tbh ( depend on flavor you buy ) and idk why Indians smell lol

>>733152154
Most of them are illiterate and don't know how to respect girls. Even Indian girls face same situation lol

>>733149365
Which State are you from?
I'm from Kerala

>>733150265
even though there are countries far poorer than India that all have much better hygiene. India is BOTTOM of the list

>>733149365
Is your name Pajeet?

>>733149365
do you have girlfriends ??


lol i get asked that by a lot of indian people why is that??

also what do you think of poo in the loo video

>>733149365
Why do you worship steak and shit in the street?