/nz/ - NZ General

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>>733147257
inb4 why are ids even gone

Why are IDs even gone?

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Why are flags even gone?

>>733147685
fake news, youre not the real idbro

I only need another 5000 cryotic to make Trinity Prime. Someone wanna run me through an excavation mission?

>>733147257
Can we have shadbolt tomorrow

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>>733147903
Sure

Check out our twitch channel!
/gorecorps

Geraldine reporting in. top kek

>>733148651
faggot. Shave your crusty beard.

Dunners reporting, send help, so cold. Food stocks running low, may need to eat flatmate...

Central reporting

>>733149177
Hey Thor :D

I'm a bit further south than Welly atm and not handling the climate. know your feels

>>733147903
Jonkey was so obsessed about the flag, maybe it should be his turn tomorrow

>>733149142
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

>>733149674
Ask your Navy Seal buddies to teach you how to not cover your stream with stupid shit. Get a green screen and learn how to use it. You will never make it as a streamer.

>buy $20 triple dip
>win $21
>buy $20 triple dip and 1 strike line
>win $22

Im coming for that 23mil, eventually.

>>733149771

They suck you in with the penny ante, then screw you over when you hit the big time

>>733149771
It will only take you 23 million weeks at this rate. Don't forget about me when you're loaded.

>>733149754
We will see about that you cuck

>>733149771
I won 67 bucks last week off strike.

>>733150007

My old dear got $47 off of her mothers day tickets. We almost broke even

>>733150078
don't worry.
I will win the 23,000,000 plus the 1,000,000 from normal lotto.
I will have over 24,000,000 in my bank account by this time next Friday.

Will post a print out from the atm to confirm.

>>733149616
I don't think that Dunners is actually thor.. i think it's just someone using Dunners to say Dunedin.

Dunners always posts with a picture of a car of somekind.

>>733150206

Its all good mate, but us all a tinny and we will call it even

>>733150321
Yeah haha I realized that as soon as I said it, and he usually says hi back quicker than that.

I say hi to you all anyway xx much love

Dunedin reporting.

Fuck the snow was average, until I went out FWDing with a mate in the snow, that was eventful.

might post a few clips later on from my story on snapchat.

>came across a stuck Altezza
>White Female was in passengers seat
>Female was owner of said Altezza
the whole "White females that own Altezza's that don't actually drive them" statement is still true.

>>733150513
Hope all is well with you? Snow was fun in the 4WD with my friends.

>>733150575
It's bloody cold in Geraldine (with the fam) back to Welly monday morn. i is very good :) :)

>>733150528

If you and your friends didnt rape her on the roadside, then what kind of man are you really?

>>733150689
Yeah, it's a tad chilly down here too, lol.

>>733150713
We're not as perverted and/or horny as you

Threadly reminder to report Quercyposting

>>733150827
It's pretty nuts ae. defo time for bed soon, 3 layer blanket that shit and a onsie. I'll be good

>>733150895
what does this mean?

>>733150827

You know how you got a semi from helping a damsel in distress? You'd be hard for a week if you'd given her what she actually wanted.

>>733150931
>she was with a group of friends, we just pulled over to give them a hand with pushing the car away from the ditch as they got towed out

>>733150922
It's definitely like that, though. Electric blankets are OP.

>>733151047
Yeah I think I might get one when I get back to Welly, ganna see how long I can ride it out. I struggle enough getting out of best as it is

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>Christchurch

>>733151141
Yeah fair enough!

>>733150895
Seriously bro what does this mean?

Please someone come save me, I'm bored as fuck in wanaka

>>733151835
quercy is a attention whore who posts her nudes all the time seeking validation

>>733151973
fuck off scotty

>>733151913
>wanaka

I think that's your problem there, buddy.

I'd save you but I'm almost 3 hours away in Dunedin. If i were at my parents which is ~45m away i'd attempt to help out.

>>733152039
Ah damn it. Help a brother out. This village is so fucking shit

>>733151973
The man chin one? Is it true she sucked dick on cam?

>>733152091
As i said i'd totally help out if I weren't in Dunedin. :)

>>733152178
Hahaha I know. I tried

>>733152012
Lol fuck off quercy, seriously get over it.

>>733152125
there's a webm of her sucking dick im pretty sure, but yeah that one

>>733152178
Might be moving to donnas in the next few months.

>>733152214
Do you live up there? are you a male or female?

I'm trying to think if I'd possibly know you considering the area is pretty small. I'm from Clyde. (but live in Dunedin)

anyone got some pingas

>>733151913

Youre an hour away from nightlife central in the south island. If youre bored there then youre going to be bored anywhere. Maybe its you thats boring.

Of course, Wanaka is fucking awesome. Its got all the good leisure shit without being a total tourist trap

anyone got weed in dunedin?

>>733152285
>without being a total tourist trap

LOL

>>733152260

You got the $?

>>733152244
Why are we reporting her posts? Does she spam nudes or something

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>>733152260
Here you go.

>>733152352

Yeah mate #

>>733152337

> Queenstown is a tourist trap
> Wanaka is a tourist town

Theres a big difference, and if you cant tell the difference then youre the tourists they are hoping to trap

>>733152285
You clearly don't know shit about Wanaka, Queenstown.
>>733152259
Male, have been in Wanaka for the past 6 years or so, have an afro, sleep around a lot and I'm not originally from nz

>>733152383

They jelly

>>733152383
pretty much. people are sick of it

>>733152440


fuck off, i know the difference. Queenstowns great to hook up with a tourist or pay $20 for a 6 pack of speights

>>733152477
t.quercy

Any lads in Auckland had any luck with mushies yet? My usual spots are dry as a bone

>>733152564

Found a bunch under the kyber pass bridge yesterday

>>733152452
Yeah, okay. I doubt I know who you are then.

Unless you know a few people from Alex/Clyde area?

>>733152477
Haha gross, what is there to be jealous of?? Give it up quercy

>>733152496
Not sure she's getting the message though

>>733152612
Ah fair enough. I know everyone in Wanaka and heaps of people in qtown. A few in Timaru/pleasant point. But that's about it.

>>733152677
>>733152496
I'm not getting sick of it, i quite enjoy it.

>>733152703

Just go on tinder a fuck a filipina nurse ffs

>>733152703
Simmer down quercy

Where's the Dunedin buds pls

>>733152728
lol
>>733152749
not quercy, at all.

>>733152452

Only 6 years? Ive had family there since the 80s, and family in cromwell for generations.

I know Wanaka has changed, and continues to change to earn those tourist $, but it still remains a much more human place than the money machine that is queenstown

Has Quercy reached IDbro level fame yet?

anyone in auckland wanna smoke? I'm bored as fuck and have weed

>>733152769
Each to their own bro. You can have her, no one else here seems to want her

>>733152285
>Youre an hour away from nightlife
>>733152780
That's what I mean. You don't know shit about nightlife or you're the type of people i despise.

>>733152833
kek no, idbro is leagues ahead.

>>733152833
Fuck she wishes.

>>733152833
people actually like idbro

please vote

http://www.anonvote.com/poll/e545891o

>>733152Lucky for some. You on them tonight?

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>>733152833
No, but she's a fan though. So she's okay in my books.

>>733152906
This

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>>733152908

>>733152698
Oh right, that would mean I don't know you at all.

Have you heard of Jody Chisholm or Teegan Louise?

>>733152956
Quercy post reported. Fuck off.

>>733152956
she doesnt even fucking know who idbro is, literal bandwagon attention whore conforming to the thread meme to try and get validation

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>>733152956

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what food do you wish was more widely available in NZ?

>>733153011
They're fucking kids. How old are you

Where's the Mastercunts at?

>>733153069

Those Thai redbulls

>>733153103
They're just two random names I knew from up there.

>>733152882

Go on then. Theres Christchurch which gets the occasional big band, but then Dunedin gets the occasional pity party.

Queenstown gets plenty of tourists so its always buzzing, and then theres some spillover into Wanaka.

I stand by my statement that the nightlife is in queenstown over christchurch most days of the week. Maybe dunners during O week could beat the lot, but they will fade out fast as their loans runs out

>>733153145
They like little medicine shots of syrup. So good man

>>733153145
i get them pretty easy, as long as you have an asian supermarket in your town. there are a couple of good ones.

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>>733153069
in-n-out, shits good

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Any car guys there?

>>733153208

I did a week in Bangkok of slutty awesomeness high on meth and those red bulls.

>>733153231

Oh really? I'll check them out

>>733153164
Ah I see.
>>733153195
Hahahah let me guess, clubs, dubstep, rat rail, ftp tattoos or being announced everywhere whilst wearing drop crouch pants, and a farmer's t-shirt, drinking Speights? Pretty much a fucking Bogan.

>>733153337

Ye bro, Help me my VK commy has some A piller rust it failed a WOF on. Can I just bog it and spray, or will that also fail?

>>733153358
Post stories

>>733153069

I'd love a dirty english style kebab, instead of the souvlaki style they have over here.

Even the NZ chinese food is a different style. In the UK we have Hong Kong style chinese food, which is subtley different to chinese style chinese food

Pls gib weed in Dunedin

>>733153461
post a pic of dirty england style and you might get some help

>>733153447

I pulled a 3some with two chubby thai girls I pulled in some club, shit was sick. I also got knocked thefuck out by some enforcers at a whorehouse coz I paid this absolute stunner 8000 bhat to have a spitroast with me and my mate and then she claimed when we left to go to the hotel we didn't pay her.... not recommended

>>733153417
If its recorded as needing to be fixed i would say it needs to be welded, but if they cant see its bogged should be sweet.

>>733153363

Go to bed, youre too wasted to make a coherent post. Youre just stringing words together without making a point. If you think dunners is better than queenstown then Ive got no arguement, i know queenstown is a tourist trap

>>733153593

Do they poke it or anything?

It got checked 3 years ago last and it's been off the road in storage til now, but i got it checked from some random mechanic near my house. Can I go to another mechanic and they won't see the previous report?

>>733153661
Bahahahah wtf are you even saying. Never said anything about which is best you dumb fuck

Should I eat noodles and canned fish or rice and beans?

>>733153725
Rice and beans all th3 way

>>733153667
Not sure man, I think all the info is stored on their computers.

>>733153725

Tuna, get that proteins

>>733153766

Cheers man, anyone recommend a dodgy wof in auckland?

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>>733153530

This is the same kind of idea. Ive had a couple of good kebabs in Welly and in Oamaru. Most places have actual grilled meat wrapped up in a tortilla, instead of meat off of an 'elephant leg' wrapped up in a pita bread

>>733153725

Have both on different days. A balanced diet is everything

>>733153461

English style sucks a dick, "oh lets dump some meat on lettuce on top of a pita with half an onion and whole chilli peppers". Give me NZ style in a heartbeat. You english cunts don't even bother to put the meat inside the fucking pita

>>733153895
like a gyro? Ive def' seen them around, there was one place in papanui in chch years back that did them.

>>733153943
ok but right now? I need to choose because it involves getting out of bed in the cold but I can't make decisions for myself

>>733154032

If you have the cooked noodles put some oil in the frypan with loads of chilli powder to make a bogan chilli oil and fry them with the fish once heated up

>>733153965

Holy shit, you put the lettuce ON TOP OF THE MEAT?

Ive been putting the lettuce UNDER the meat all my life. My whole life has been a sham up until this point. Thank you for enlightening me

>>733154032

No, eat both, right now. Thats a balanced diet. Then go work out twice and get twice as swole

>>733154106

>>meat on lettuce on top of a pita

Can you even reading comprehension

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denver dsouza look me up, I'm am the epitome of alpha

>>733153895

Why don't they put it in the pita, how do you even eat it

>>733154006

The first gyro I had was at a resteraunt in utrecht my dutch friends had taken me to. I was mildly stoned and it was some of the best grilled meat I have ever eaten

>>733150513
How come you don't come on tinychat anymore?

>>733154230
I couldnt find a good picture but it is essentially all crammed in the pita. Its not wrapped up like most of the souvlakis I get here. Theres naturally a lot of meat and veg spilling out the sides that you can eat if so inclined

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some weird gay guy messaged me on a fetish site asking if I wanted to sell him my socks/shoes or meet up with him and make him lick them. I'm a straight male and don't like feet even on women, but I like money, would it be gay for me to carry on with this? I asked him to put 15$ in my account to prove he's not just wasting my time over some fantasy and he did it.

>>733154393

I'd eat it anyway haha

When I lived in the UK I used to get a burger which had 2 lamb patties and shaved kebab meat on top. Best hangover food

>>733154482

Do it bro, who cares. Everyone has a price.

Does anyone in Lower Hutt want to be my friend? I don't have any.

>>733154482
sometimes it can be a scam as in they blackmail you over fb. also if you do it through paypal theyll just do a charge back. ask for a prezzy card or amazon gift card

>>733154631
I will be your friend but ONLY if you show me your penis.

>>733154670
Do I have to put it in your butt though?

>>733154727
no, I'm not gay.

>>733154727

I found out I'm bi last night, turns out I like being a bottom

>>733154496

That shaved doner kebab meat is where its at. I'd normally have a mixed kebab with it in it, but its not a kebab without doner meat

took me ages to find this flag...

Whats the best online shop for nicotine vape juice in NZ. fucking shosha is a ripoff

>>733154814
Dairys sell smokes. Buy a pack or a pouch.

>>733154884

Holiday blues it is

Should Kaitaia Fire smell of vinegar? I have never had it before?
>>733154814
Best way is to make your own.

Otherwise, a few places. If you can wait for overseas delivery, vapewild.com. If you want is ASAP try nzecigstore.co.nz (wellington) or vapo.co.nz (auckland)
Vapo doesn't have nicotine in their juice though.

>>733154814
Have you tried just going to the doctors and getting patches?

>>733154631
Dunno man.

>>733154992

Yes, vinegar is an ingredient in a lot of chilli sauces.

Thanks for the vapewild suggestion bro

Evening shit eaters.
See we're on the hate bandwagon again.

>>733155133
Please. I'll give you compliments.

I can deadlift 100kgs guys, feeling strong as fuck

>>733155217

Looking at 66% hating, but 33% 'normal' people. Its turning our way now the kids are being sent to bed

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>tfw have to make myself shower and wash my hair tomorrow
reeeeeeeee

>>733154482
The absolute madman

>>733155161
Normally have tobasco but I thought I would go kiwi, it's weird.

Vape Wild does DIY too, I highly recommend DIY, it's like 1c per mL

>>733155380
>having personal hygiene
Fucking normie.
Also, sup G

Sometimes I wipe my bum.

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>>733155380
Fuck that normie shit just be greasy and smelly

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>>733155418
if i was a neet i wouldnt shower for weeks but if i dont people will complain i smell at work and thats a nightmare i never want to live through.

>sup G
kill ourselves when. i dont need to bathe in hell

>>733155519
I mean, if sausage is what you want I have a pretty average one for you ;^)

Then we can stab each other to death.

why does Stuff selectively allow commenting on certain stories only?

Hello, I'm French, what's the best places in NZ to visit, looking for November this year. I like Queenstown so far, is this good?

>>733155699
because it's a cucked website and mainsteam news. They steal half their stories from reddit.

>>733155728

What do you want to do/ what do you think would be a good time?

>>733155728
Queenstown is a winter town, don't come in November if you want to go to QT.

>>733155838

I like to party and also outdoors

>>733155918
Party in the cities. Outdoor in the not cities.
Auckland, Hamilton (lol), Wellington for party. Literally anywhere else for outdoors.

>>733152833
I dont think she ever will.
In 2 years, she will be gone and forgotten.
But IDbro will always be there.
I mean, none of you remembers anyone from these threads 2 years ago, right?

>>733156050
This. No one has made more of an impact in these threads than IDBro.

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chch reporting in, cold as balls down here fam. Everyone keeping warm?

>>733154300
link?

I'm going on Omegle. Maybe I'll see you there nigs.

>>733156366
cold as balls up here in Auckland too. Probably not chch cold but it's the cold I know.
Howzit ginga?

>>733156387

tinychat com nzcam

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>>733156495
Yeah I'm all good, just been been playing Prey. It's good but the monster will bitch slap you like a car through a group of people.

>>733156495

Not that cold up here bro, the fuck

>>733156665
Prey is interesting, I like the idea that the monsters can be literally anything so you can be scared pretty much at any time, but it's a little ridiculous that a monster can be a carton of milk.

I liked Alien Isolation, probably the best horror game I have ever played.

>>733156495
Oh man, I am coming in 2 months to NZ. Will I freeze to death?

>>733156665
Fucking freezing in wellington girl. I'm ready to curl up.

tfw want new jammies

>>733156694
It's 12° and I was born in Australia, so for me it is cold.

>>733156804
Unless you are from Sud de la France then no.

>>733156878
Im from Germany.

>>733147257
Cancer
The least you could do is Fuck off to /bant/

Sure is summer

>>733156997

You'll be sweet, it's like German winters in the south, the north doesn't snow. I Was in Berlin when it was 2c, felt so much colder than here

>>733157028

Nice edge bro, Mike and Dom at your place?

>>733156997
Then no

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Dunners reporting.

Ran the car out of petrol for the second time in my life tonight, but nonetheless a good night.
>>733149177
Nice dubs. Do you want some bread to make a flatmate sandwich?
>>733149616
Hey Jenga! How much further south? Snowing?
>>733150321
And if ya don't know, now ya knowww, nigga
>>733153337
Right here, my dude.
>>733153477
It's in and around. Ask people!
>>733154297
That you, M? I remember the homie getting yelled at by people on Facebook for posting this when that kid jacked a car in Aucks way back.

>>733147346
>long island sticker
sauce?

>>733157041
Sweet. :)
Though I know your insulation is shit

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>>733156797
Alien Isolation was comfy. What I hate most in prey is the wheel thing and how some items won't stack even though their stackable. Grinds my fucking gears.

>>733157337

Yeah and powers expensive. Just don't live in a shithole Dunedin flat like half the poor retards on the NZ reddit board and you'll be OK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qxJ-a9DO0

Reggae time

>>733157411
reddit?

>>733157399
If you do auto sort it will stack them, I am sure it will come in a patch.

Also, how many sad cat pics do you have and post them all please.

If this post gets 50 replies I'll range ban Quercy.

>>733157665
fucking kek
do it you madman

>>733157665

Havent you got better things to do?

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>>733157633
I think that's all I have, but I have a lot of cat ones. Do you want them?

>>733157958
I don't want to save them, but sad cat is how I know who you are. And sad cat makes me happy for some reason and I don't know why. Perhaps he makes me reflect on my own existence and realise it's not so bad.

>>733158033

uh

>>733158033
wat

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here's a webm from my adventures in a 4WD today

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>>733158033
what about laughing whores?

>>733158428
>>733158464
Existential crisis averted by sad cat is wat

>>733158528
I know that big titty witch, from some PS3 game?

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>>733157665

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>>733158479
>tfw it doesnt snow in auckland
And why do I keep paying a fortune to live here?

>>733158684

So you can bang asian chicks on Tinder and get stuck in traffic

>>733158684

I heard Auckland had a pretty mean chinatown district

>>733156050
>>733156095
TFW IDbro will never post in your nzg lifetime

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>>733158864

Keeping it 219 like IDbro

keeping it 300 - 219 like IDbro
where the bitches?

>>733160680
Check your math bro

got buds if anyone in welly wants to score

>>733158864
He did in my /nzg time.
some 3 years ago

>>733162032
yes