When was the last time you ate a sit down meal with a female

>>733143909
like 3 days ago

Wednesday lol

A week ago. I'll ask in turn, when was the last time you took speed?

Never

>>733143909
about three weeks ago for a one on one. Last Wednesday for female plus another dude. Today I ate with five guys and two chicks.

I dunno, I eat out with friends all the time. What's the point?

>>733143909
Never

last week, if you dont count drunk midnight pizza, which was about 3 days ago

WHY DO WHORES LIKE EMILY ORDER FOOD KNOWING DAMN WELL THEYRE NOT GOING TO EAT IT

>>733143909
If gf counts yesterday evening and in about ten minutes?

>>733144100
Haven't been out because I've been busy at work, but maybe a month ago?

Couple days

>>733144100
TELL US ABOUT IT ANON

>>733144156
Busy at work and no social life

Priorities faggot

>>733143909
when did you last sit down meal with a female that you are not related to?

a year

With friends? Last weekend

With a date? 2 months ago, fucked in the first month, broke up with her about a week later because didn't want a relationship

I made my girl and I dinner last night :3

>>733143909
Like she is going to eat that giant burger and fries

>>733144316
SHE WANTED A RELATIONSHIP JUST NOT WITH YOU LOL

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Tonight. My GF and I sat down and ate take out Olive garden and then went to bed watching the news. Now I'm watching on demand drinking rum while she sleeps.

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>>733144075
have never taken speed

>>733144249
Earlier this week

>>733144111
pretty girls eat a lot

you are just uncomfortable with it

>>733144086
Is five guys a good burger place? Don't have any where I'm from.

>>733144445

Did you have a problem like that that you had to project? Sorry about your situation, anon

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As a horse, I stand up while eating all my meals. Even when I spy upon my little horsey eye a cute female fertile horse, and my knees buckle from excitement, I still stand. But when I'm not racing on the 'ol Chevy track with my human Jebby, remembering old times, I think about her. I never knew her name, unfortunately. As a horse, I couldn't sit down to ask her, because we don't sit all that often. A wooden fence blocked my path to trot over to her. She probably wouldn't of liked me anyways. She was a pony, I was a race horse. Can I make it any more obvious? Regardless, it haunts me in my barn, and I stand up at night wondering what could have been. So here I am, my story. I wonder if she knows I'm here... I can't stand it.

Today. I made fun of her for getting chicken tenders when we were at a steak house (I bought a steak like a normal person).

She just texted me an hour ago telling me shes been throwing up nonstop since the meal (food poisoning).
>lel

>>733144676
HAHA YOU GOT ME ANON GOOD ONE I JUST ENJOYED YOUR STORY SO MUCH I HAD TO GET IN ON THAT

A few hours ago

>>733143909
>3D
>not even once

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>>733144778
Fuck that, my gf took me to a steak house last week and I got the tendies while she got the stake. I loved the tendies.

>>733144932
HAHA THATS SO 4CHAN THANKS FOR SHARING

>>733144807

What's your story, anon?

>>733143909
>When was the last time you ate a sit down meal with a female that you are not related to?

Today at breakfast

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>>733144972
>mfw retard angercaps'ing everything but ignores my OC horse drama

>>733144972
Good places sell tendies beyond tendies. Beer batter white chicken strips with perfect seasoning and crispness... Ah, fuck this! I'm going to Applebee's!

>>733145015
MY MOM LEFT FOR THE WEEKEND BUT PREPARED ME FOOD FOR 3 DAYS I HOPE I DONT EAT IT ALL TOO FAST SHE DIDNT SEPARATE INTO PORTIONS LIKE I ASKED

>>733145254

Damn, that really sucks, hope you get through it

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>>733144532
sounds comfy af

>>733144778
sounds uncomfy af

for her anyway

>>733144438
impressive. What did you make?

>>733144442
she is tho

>>733143909
this is fucking dumb
literally dinner 7 hours ago
it's called being married
get a fucking life

wow i have a girlfriend u losers lomao

>>733145302
Is comfy. Mucho comfy. 'cept I'm an insomniac and she's not.

a month ago. me and my homies usually eat drive thru lol

>>733145554
you got friendzoned by a whore and blame it on her. thats cute

>>733143909
30 mins ago

>>733145285
THANKS I THINK I MAKE IT SHE DOESNT KNOW IM UP THIS LATE HAHA MOMS RIGHT SHE GOT ME A BAG OF EMERGENCY STRIPS TOO

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>>733145492
She sleeps so deep I can do shit like this

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>>733145554

>>733145669
looks like she ate herself to sleep

>>733145636

Dude, we met on seeking arrangement you SJW faggot. It's to meet sugar-babies. She just collected the fees and never delivered sex. She was as scammer.

>>733145759
so you tried to be something youre not and failed csb

>>733145834

csb? The fuck are you talking about you SJW pussy.

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>>733145721
Huhah! I love how this is fat too B. Are you bigger than a size 2? WHALLLLLLLEEEEEEE

>>733145881
lol u mad

>>733145986
am i bigger than size 2? Ive never tried on girls pants, but i can say yes i am. and she definitely is too, by alot

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>>733146136
Heres what put her to sleep. And sure, love my landwhale

>>733145759
just rape her

that's not rape with a whore, it is theft or in your case basically repo

>>733146221
sweet go make a sleeping bbw thread

>>733146394
No, I don't make threads. I kill them.