Roast me /b/

You actually look good OP

The offspring of Harry and Draco

>>733136637
Be a little more creative. Anyone can post a pre-made picture. You probably post that on every thread you go on, faggot.

Kickass 2 sucked and you're a fag for taking your wife's last name.

You also look like the spawn of some Harry Potter fanfiction.>>733136671

>>733136671
ahahahahahahahahhah

>>733136668
I did not expect this.

>>733136564
>hipster glasses
>male with dyed hair (yes I just assumed your fucking gender)
>smug look

why are you even here?

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>>733137154
I can't believe you assumed my gender you big meany.

I CAME HERE TO GET ROASTED IDIOT.

lol... wearing those glasses thinking you're all cool and all... but you just look like a fucking tumblr hipster lesbian with facial hair. also if it's not your natural hair kys... the fact that you actually took the time to fucking paint your shitty hair blonde, thinking it'll make you more atractive but you're still the ugliest piece of shit i've seen today, fuck it, this week; is just embarrassing. also i would like to add that it's obvious you gave the picture some thought because i can see the booze bottles behind your shitty head, you probably thought like "oh if i put some booze there people think i'm so cool and outgoing and finally bitches will see the mistake of labeling me as a unfuckable cuck instead of the stud that i am. (sorry if too harsh <3)

>>733136564
goingbald/10

>>733137347
In that case you look like a pretty cool guy

>>733137458
Lmao <3 i love it. Perspective is a very interesting thing. I doubt you'd post your ugly ass deformed face on here pussy

>>733137669
i'll search for a pic lol, not 10/10 but not deformed whoah

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>>733137534
Maybe, I have a scuffed hairline. Balding will probably help me.

>>733137757
Yea google one up there buddy. Make sure to tineye it first so I cant reverse image search the faggot you stole the picture from, basement dweller.

>>733137458
Nailed it anon

>>733137347
>trying this hard to fit in on a garbage website

>>733137797
Besides dying you hair and being on this website, I don't see anything to roast.

>>733137797
>>733138151

>>733138016
>says the guy using green text on this garbage website

>>733137347
>big meany

Can't tell if this is bait, a faggot, or just a typical hipster/Reddit user

>>733137797
are those women's frames?

>>733136564
are you an alcoholic, possibly mild depression?

>>733138261
Hahahaha

>>733138151
Nice forehead.

>dye my hair like a beta

You got me there dude

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>>733138347
No they are unisex, so I guess they can be? I just got smaller frames because the bigger ones looked weird as fuck.

>>733138265
>actually defending OP

>>733138497
Not even a roast

>>733136564
Rhett from Good Mythical Morning/5

>>733136564
only faggots have blonde hair, you look stupid

>>733136564
You're gay and stupid looking and you probably smell funny and your glasses are stupid and you dye your hair and your bedroom smells like old cheese and people don't like you as much as you think and your mom dresses you funny and you've got weird looking teeth and your beard is stupid and your ears are crooked and you don't like the right kind of music and you work at McDonalds

>>733138409
I don't drink that often. Only drink if I go out with friends. The alcohol in the picture I haven't touched for awhile got most of it as birthday presents.

Everyone gets kind of depressed sometimes. I wouldn't consider myself to have chronic depression.

>>733136564
>>733137797

>Facebook filenames

Was this boy mean to you, OP?

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>>733138817
We want to roast him, not make him kill himself. Damn dude.

my dad can beat your dad up

>>733136564
I got nothing. You're hot.

>>733139033
No, I don't have a webcam so I have to send the pictures to myself on facebook from my phone so I can save it to my computer to then post it on here, autist.

>>733139078
have you ever seen a freckle before>?

>>733136564
you look fine and you shouldnt ask to be roasted

>>733139296
Looks cancerous

>>733139033
girl* FTFY

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>>733138817
This is the one that makes me off myself. God damn did this hurt :(

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>>733139317
I guess I've had cancer my whole life then. Straight out the womb with cancer.

>>733139255
gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

other than the harry potter glasses, 7.5/10

>>733139476
finally a breakthrough

>>733139476
You are cancer. In its purest form

>>733139459
VALENTINAAAA!

This is probably one of the worst roasts I've ever seen on /b/. I'm very disappointed that I don't want to off myself yet.

>>733139545
Gay because I can't think of anything mean to say or gay just because you're hoping I am?

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>>733140182
I wish I knew this meme

>>733140332
Gay because you can't think of anything to roast

>>733138646
This is actually a good roast

Le footy lad look, how contrived, sad!

>>733140426
I do indeed also like the ladies but I didn't know if was because I suck at insulting others. Thank you for your wealth of knowledge, Internet wizard.

>>733140365

You dip.

>>733140677
> but I didn't know if was because I suck at insulting others

????????? "know if was" ???????????

>>733140796
Teach me plz

>>733140956
It* obviously

>>733141080
>I do indeed also like the ladies but I didn't know if was because I suck at insulting others.

this whole sentence is scuffed regardless. please graduate 4th grade before you try and type. xdeeeeeeee

>>733141339
I appreciate your input on my education. I hope it brightened your day.

>>733141622
It really did. I think I did a better job at roasting the anons posting on this thread than they did at roasting me :)

You look like the hipster child of Cillian Murphy and a duck.

>>733142052
Then we both benefited from the interaction then. ;)

>>733142173
Cillian Murphy I get. Explain the duck part though?

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>>733142213
Indeed ;)

>>733142703
fuck im a FUCKING WHITE MALE hahahahahahahah dead

>>733142443
Awe! I tried to be roasted here once and it was a bit of a flop too. I always seem to have nice encounters here, odd considering. <3

>>733142981
I thought /b/tards were better at roasting. Very odd hahah

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>>733136564
I'm sorry /b/rother but it looks like your parents did it for us kek

>>733142910
I don't get this. It made me laugh regardless.

>>733136564
Didn't you shoot up that movie theatre in Colorado?
You fucking monster

>>733143310
Alive, free, and well :)

>>733139397
An hero

>>733136564
trumps hair
harry potters glasses
edward snowdens beard
=
pothairbear

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>>733136564
You look like what would happen if Sam Hyde fucked the guy from the movie Her

Hey the nineties called,
They said you look like a faggot

>>733136564
brayden take off that fucking wig

>>733143077
Usually it's easier. OP is usually a cunt in the comments. You were better than me at being insulting but that isn't saying much. XD

Do you enjoy your job at Starbucks? Or do you miss the days you used to be a fluffer for gay porn

How did you pay your hair stylist? With blowjobs?

>>733143691
I actually went to school for something useful so I don't have to be a cunt barista lmao

>>733143809
See you're smart and good looking. I'm trying damn you

>>733143805
I think the question is "how many blowjobs?"

>>733143805
I ate her Polish ass and pussy out, she blew me.

>>733143887
She paid me in blow jobs because I'm very suave

>>733143934
Polish? Ewwwwww

>>733144040
A jew too :)

>>733144083
Jewish women give good head. Can't fault that.

>>733137797


Blechh I bet you like cool jazz and chardonnay, don't you, Linda?

>>733144258
More of a punk rock listening, whiskey and beer drinking kind of guy.

You look like a murder victim from CSI San Francisco

>>733144258
However, I did play jazz guitar in high school jazz band. So you're not totally wrong I guess loll.

>>733144384
I've never watched that shitty show

You jacksepticeye looking fag

>>733144477
Checked
NOT A REAL SHOW IM CALLING YOU GAY

>>733144667
Rip you got me lmao

>>733144667
Nice dubs btw

>>733140365
only faggots dye their hair

>>733144834
>>733138664
You two should fuck

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>>733144799
MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

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>>733136564
Kevin Love, go back to watching film so you guys can sweep the shit out of the Celtics pls.

>>733144909
truth hurts

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JIM.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE

>>733145020
LOLLL

>>733145102
I guess if being a faggot means you have sex with girls then I'm a faggot :/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_tWC5qtfby4

>>733145141
I fucking love the office. You are a swell guy, best roast yet.

>>733136564
You look like you're mentally a 12 yro and can't maintain a stable relationship even with inanimate objects.

>>733136564
I'm 100% sure that you lisp

>>733136564
Just a massive gaylord

>>733145297
MICHAEL

>>733145509
This is funny to me because this is probably an explanation of yourself :)

>>733136564
danny l harle pc music faggot cunt

You look like the type that gets way too attached way too fast.

>>733145600
100% wrong lol. I think I'd rather be an actual faggot than have a lisp.

>>733139207
you're being sarcastic I hope

that shit is 10yr old banter
might as well have called him a doo doo head

>>733145802
This may have been true when I was in middle school. Definitely not true now.

>>733136564
you look like a douche bag harry potter

>>733145711
nice feet

do you have more of her or the feet?

>>733145848
You can never be to sure on /b/. There are a lot of legitimate autist on this website.

>>733145974
Fair. Be real with me though. I've had people say I look like Daniel Radcliffe. I, however, don't see the resemblance to that manlet.

>>733146280
You don't look like him, the only resemblance is the glasses. want some real advice? don't dye the hair. otherwise you look fine

>>733146280
You look like autistic, feminine version of Daniel Radcliffe, that's for sure.

>>733146280
You don't look like Daniel Radcliffe. He has a real beard, and you have pubes on your face.

>>733146637
jelly

>>733136564
how much you pay to bleach your hair

>>733146473
Meh. I don't do dye it because I think that other people will think it's cool or even like it. I just do it for myself because I like it. Never will do it a different color though. My qt 3.14 grill likes it too.

id fuck the shit out of you

>>733146806
100$ for color and cut every two weeks

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>>733136564
Gay Harry Potter with Feminista glasses. Scruff implies a Bernie voter or SJW. You look like someone who claims to have grandiose opinions but just parrot what your heroes say. Liberal trash.

>>733137347
You're sexy AF

Would def fuck/10

>>733146951
Thanks, I do love being sexually objectified

>>733147151
I voted for Trump. I have this neat skill called critical thinking. Critical thinking allows me to formulate my own opinion :)

celine dion has herpes

>>733147616
>voted for the pussy grabber unironically
What do you like about him, that he wants to buff up our military even more? That between his administration they can't seem to pin down the narrative? That he protects religious 'freedom'? I bet it's the support of Israel and hatred of muslims.
>just spits rhetoric
>a meme voter.
You're making this easy.

>>733147616
I guess Critical Thinking isn't you're forté.

>>733148044
I like capitalism. I felt as if he had more of a capitalist veiw on certain things.

You're right it is too easy to roast someone based on political beliefs. So use that big smart brain of yours and think of a clever roast :) Or is that too hard for you since it's outside of politics?

>>733148237
It's just my opinion. Who's to say what is right and what is wrong? It's just an opinion/belief. I don't know what your opinion/belief is. However, I respect your perspective/opinion, and like to hear others perspectives/opinions in anything because it can help me see something that maybe I wouldn't have before hearing your opinion/belief/perspective. :)

>>733148568
there is a right and wrong. there is an objective reality. all opinions are not created equal. If nothing else, disagree with trump on net neutrality

>>733148725
There is a right and wrong based on what, our culture, religious values?

>all opinions are not created equal

It's just an opinion. I don't not, and never have let someone's opinion affect me because it is just their opinion. Who the fuck cares what other people think and believe?

>>733136564
you're cute

>>733149200
based on an objective reality. that's such a lazy outlook. Is murder, in your opinion, ok? what if it is in mine? no big deal?

>>733137347
that kek flag will never get you laid

>>733138265
How is typing a fucking ">" the same effort as buying a cringey KEK-nazi edgelord flag for teh lulz and uploading pictures of it onto /b/?

Guys its okay OP is just lonely like all of us and wants friends

GET OFF THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT FRIENDS THIS IS OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT YOU NEET FAGGOTS

>>733149200
Fucking proofread your posts you illiterate shit

>i dont not

What the fuck? Seriously?

>>733146982
you spend 2600$ on your hair a year!?

>>733151272
You must avoid the 7 deadly sins to attain true enlightenment, brother.

Lust
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Pride

Someone has green eyes, and its not me

>>733151714
okay?
But you do spend 2600$ on your hair a year.. don't you.

>>733151928
Fuck no im not OP

I was just shitposting dude idk

>>733152086
ahh okay,
carry on...

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>>733136564
you're cute, but i'd like to see you wearing glasses similar to pic related. yours kinda stand out too much and seem hipsterish

>>733136564
You look like sean mcloughlin's (i cant spell the faggots name right) half retarded twin