FLUFF THREAD
POOPIE PLACE EDITION
>>733109298
shut up and go back into your box.
>>733109364
Kweh.
I've seen these threads a lot and I still don't see how people actually read this shit
pwease mistah, mummah nuu can hug babbeh, meanie mistah put babbeh inna baww an nuu can hab miwkies
>>733109195
>>733110140
But you can play ball, that's something, right?
>>733110275
buh babbeh hab tummeh huwties an bad poopies an sickie wawa, babbeh nee huggies an miwkies an wub, nuu nee baww, nee mummah
i just realized that im not banned at this ip address.
>>733110402
what where you banned for?
>>733110402
i literally have no idea why i got banned. i repealed it once and they rejected it without giving an explanation.
>>733110402
why would you mention that your supposed to be banned?
>>733110503
well, actually, i think i got banned for posting a picture of a girl laughing.
they said it was illegal content or something.
i didnt know that laughter was a felony.
>>733110395
Hug the ball, if the hugs are good enough they should make it better.
>>733110503
I once got banned for reporting spam.
>>733110503
>>733110535
because im only going to be on this ip for a few days.
also the mods have their heads so far up their asses that they can only see what the jews feed them
>>733110672
>>733110655
i got a warning for that once.
>>733110655
b-buh babbeh nee miwkies, huuuuhuuuuuuuuuu pwease hewp, nuu wan foweba sweepies fow babbeh, am onwy wittwe babbeh, nuu wan wose wasstes baaabbeeeeehhhuuuuhuuuhhuuhuuuuuuuuuu
>the mare starts hugging the ball while violently sobbing
>the hugs have no effect
>the foal continues to suffer
>>733110795
>>733110950
>>733110950
i cant for the life of me tell what they mean when they say "wowstest"
>>733111023
worst
>>733111001
filthy newfag.
spoderman is used by faggots in loli threads.
faggots use choboco in fluffy threads.
what a nigger.
>>733111095
>>733110873
Seem like your hugs are not good enough to stop it crying. That's too bad. Well then open the ball up, give it a good wack, so your baby can break free.
>>733111023
the worst, double superlative
>>733111012
>>733111023
it's worstest
>>733111135
nuuu wan huwt babbeh, pwease nice mistew, open bawww an wet out babbeh, pwease, fwuffy wiww gib hugies an wuv
>>733111173
>>733109631
if you have problems, read it out loud. it mimics speech of little children. it's mostly phonetic
>>733110465
This makes me think of a fluffy story I read so long ago
>>733111367
It is too bad that fluffypony is 99.99% autistic drama, .01% fluffypony drawings and story.
>>733111400
>>733111324
it was drawn for this story
>>733111237
i have always wondered why people would waste their time shit posting in threads that they don't like.
why would they build a collecting of shit?
why would they waste their time posting?
how can someones time be that worthless that they think that spending it trying to annoy people over the internet makes them nothing but a nigger?
>>733111422
>>733111437
they are 12yo boys who are regularly rejected by girls, what else do they have to do?
>>733111437
>>733111409
i know.
one of my uploads has a huge argument under it.
it started out as one guy saying that i was bad and complaining that people making content are not as good as he would like and that it was my fault.
eventually someone typed up like a 9 paragraph essay about why he was wrong.
>>733111652
>>733111719
>>733111725
>>733111762
>>733111430
O SHIT I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS STORY IN FOREVER, THANKS BASED ANON
>>733111814
>>733111815
no problem
>>733111856
>>733111849
>>733111910
>>733111135
what is this autistic animation. what the fuck is it saying, and why do i want to bash it with a hammer
>>733111968
>>733111981
>>733111231
You can't open it? Clearly your mother didn't make you "grow up big and strong" then. No wonder you are such a bad mother who can't help her baby yourself.
>>733112013
>>733112019
uhhuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuu nuuu wan be bad mummah
>picks up ball
>hugs it
>then smacks it down on the pavement
>the shell splits and the baby is released
come teh mummah babbeh
is miwkies time otay, nuu mow tummeh huwties
>>733112168
Good job, guess you just needed motivation.
>>733112401
fank yuu nice mistah, can yuu gib gud mummah an babbeh nyu homesies an be nyu daddeh?
>>733111111
>>733112513
Don't you have a daddy? Babies usually don't get exercise balls by themselves. Sure you are not a bad fluffy who is running away from home?
bad pooooooooopiesss
>>733112776
nuu hab daddeh, an meanie mistah put babbeh in huwtie baww, pwease gib gud fwuffy homesies, fwuffy gib huggies an wuv
Classic
>>733112899
How do I know you are not lying? You could be just angry with your daddy. I can't just take a owned fluffy, that would be stealing.
>>733113484
get out
Does anyone have the greentext story about how to mentally scar a fluffy by letting her choose one baby to get destroyed and then explaining she's a bad mom?
>>733113918
>>733114364
you have a board
>>>/mlp/
if i had 40 years to kill and a big, big bucket full of monies, i would get degrees in biology or whatever to try and make these.
the hardest part would be programming their instinctual speech.
bump
>>733113253
nuu hab daddeh, fwuffy was bown inna wiwd wike mummah
>>733116469
>rips shitrat's legs off
>shoves eyes in anus
aaaahhhhh much better
>>733116469
You'll have to prove that. You see, owned fluffies have a number on their neck that tells that they belong to someone. I can't see if there is one because of all your pretty fluff. If you take the neck fluff away from your baby I can check.
>>733116591
boring
>>733117043
i try
>>733116871
>the fluffy rubs at her neck
>then her baby, who is still eating
nuu hab numbew, an fwuff nuu can come off, nee fwuff fo warmsies an be pwetties
>>733117695
Your baby will be plenty warm in a nice home, even with a patch of fluff missing. You just have to rip it of.
>>733118214
nuuhuuhuuuuuu, nuu wan huwt babbeh
>the mare begins trying to tug out her own fur
uhuuuhuuuu, why meanie fuw nuuu gu way, neee nummies an homesies fow babbehs
>she continues trying to tear out her fur
>>733118402
Well I wish I could help you, but if you were lying to me your daddy wouldn't like me taking fluff from you. It's only ok if you do it. You could also do it to your baby, you are it's parent.
You know, sometimes parents have to do something their children don't want... for their own good. Like putting them to bed when they want to play, or taking food from them that would make them sick.
>>733118994
uhuuuhuuuuuu, nuu wan huwt wastest babbeh
>the mare starts pulling harder
>she starts screeching
>her eyes bulge
>you see some skin come off as she pulls the fur from her neck
>she bleeds a little but the skin is plainly visible
>no id number
>>733119319
>you kick them aside
>>733119319
"You really did it, how nice of you to spare your baby.", the man says. Of course there was no number as he knew before, his state didn't even have that law...
"Well then I can adopt you! Clean your foal up while I fetch something so you can ride home with me."
A connoisseur of original fluffies I see.
>>733119988
>the fluffy lays there crying
>her baby tries to hug the pain away
>this causes the mare to begin cooing and coddling the baby
gud babbeh, mummah an babbeh hab nyu homesies an daddeh
>the mare touches the new bald spit
mummah hope pwetty fur come back tuu fwuffy...
>she cleans up her baby as anon retrieves a container
i like a mix of both classic, and hellgremlin, i don't see why people can't incorporate both
>>733110570
Thank you anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGqB6JIUzBo
this thread
>>733111135
post animation with audio or sauce plz
Anything with fluffies traumatized to the point they regress to infantile state? (Chirping, sucking on one hoof)
There's only one or two pictures of it I've seen in the past 30 or so threads, and no stories yet, which is a shame, since it's a fascinating concept and makes their painful end all the more sweet after
>>733120639
>Anon brings a foldable plastic box from the car, inlaid with a plastic bag
"Ready fluffy?"
>he grabs the mare under her front legs
"Allez hopp!"
>the fluffy gets seated in the box
"What are your names, fluffies?"
>Anon grabs the foal, and the clean half of the ball in which he puts the detached fluff, he places the foal like in a little nest before he adds it to the box
>>733114134
That reminds me, can someone post the scootaloo shadysmarty comic? On phone and computer is at the shop
>>733120874
filename
>>733121490
mah namesie am snowwie, an babbeh am fwowewr
>>733121768
"Those are nice names."
>Anon carries them to the car and secures the box by basically wedging it in the foot space of the back seat.
"Don't be scared of the noises the car will make, it's just daddy moving the old thing to your new home."
>He smirks to himself.
"Just make sure that you both sit still, it's *important*"
>Anons plan becomes apparent as the foals little nest slides around the box with the foal in it at every twist and turn, not being still at all.
>>733122316
nuuu babbeh, daddeh says nuu move
>snowwy holds both hooves out and catches flowers little nest
>she then puts flower in her belly fluff
>snowwy spends the rest of the ride trying not to get tossed by the car
daddeh, why meanie metew munstah twy an fwow fwuffy awoun?
>>733122677
"Because it is bring you home extra fast, it's like when you run with your baby on your back. Then it has to hold on extra tight too."
>Anon is to distracted by driving to come up with an amusing lie.
>the detached fluff randomly flies in snowies face
I have to go anons, somebody else can fill in if they want.
>>733123511
>Anon slams on the breaks and causes the mare to break her nose.
>he then shoots them with a shotgun
fin