You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.

>>733098992
I'm fat, boring ugly and old.
Broke too.

Because I'm single, duh

BECAUSE im married

>>733098992
I'm too cheap to put money towards one when I can just masturbate.

Gay marriage rights ruined it for me

i believe that my ethnic group shouldn't reproduce.

>>733098992
Broke and a failure

Gay Marxist Freemason Climate Change conspiracy against me

>>733098992
i don't want one

I do, and I'm looking forward to ignoring her for the next five to six hours because it's guys' night tonight.

I care about money more

Cause I have a wife.

>>733098992
Tie me down and cheat

When I finish my bachelors degree I'm going to OCS for the army. All of my friends who didn't break it off before joining ended up with their girlfriends/fiance's/wives cheat.

My girlfriend cheated on my even before I decided to join, so I already knocked that part out.

I also end up screwing over everyone who gets close to me.

I live in a shit hole and don't want anyone to know I live here.

>>733099164
What's your group and why do you think that?

>>733098992
I love my money too much and I am unwilling to share my life between my money and a girl

I do. It's ehhhh.

>>733098992
fat, beta, no money

>>733098992
I had chance with 4 girls, blew it all away by being a fucking scarred afraid ass. They came on to me first, clear signs and even asked out but I fucking cowerd.

She left me... Because I wouldn't leave my wife

>>733098992
because im ugly as fuck and have a terrible personality.

Because I am married.

I'm cursed all the gf's I've had leave me.

Waste of money for the same pussy every night when I can just get random sluts at work

>>733098992
i'm not good looking..

>>733098992
I just started getting money and wanted to keep it

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>>733098992
Because I spend all my time shitposting and playing video whenever I'm not working at my crap food job

And I've done this so much to the point where casual social interaction is a hassle and I'd rather just be alone at home

>>733098992
Madly hot for preteen girls ... better to have the parent worry if im gay than act upon my desires

>>733098992
society has brainwashed me into believing that an attractive woman could love me, and I've been holding out for one.

this was wrong. i am not attractive, nor do i have any attractive qualities, hence i do not attract attractive women. but i'm not willing to take anything less than attractive.

so there it is. i'm single because i'm an idiot.

I'm not black and I'm to nice

>>733099378
You can say that again. You are posting on 4chan after all so I have no doubt it's true. Also, you probably smell bad too.

Because I am too autistic, unemotional and socially inept, it's sad because I exercise regularly, not fat, not ugly, I believe people think I am a psychopath who never learned to behave like a normal human being

>>733098992
Too busy in grad school for gf

>>733098992
bc I'm socially retarded. It's kinda obvious since I'm here

it was either gf or cs 1.6...

Because I look at stream all day long Like this one: twitch @ claesfranhjo

>>733099411
That's not an excuse

I'm a fucking loser, that's why

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>>733098992
I'm to lazy to put forth the effort in meeting people.

>>733098992
But I do

>>733098992
because i'm married.

I'm gay

because I have standards and none of the girls I've met, meet those standards. I'd rather be alone that miserable with someone wrong for me

>>733098992
i'm 25% fat tissue, which breaks my confidence.

>>733098992
Studying the art of the katana

>>733098992
My crossdressing makes them insecure tbh

>>733098992
Girls are stupid, and after we complete the female android sexdoll which is also capable of constructing human offspring upon request, they will be obsolete.

Too lazy and busy ruining my life

>>733098992
my wife frowns upon it and my mistress is to fragile to hurt.

Cause im a pussy ass bitch who cant talk to girls or hold an actual conversation with anybody remotely attractive

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because i can't maintain an erection

im a boring person, got a porn addiction, social anxiety, depression, average looks, shy, hate myself and lots of other shit is wrong with me

>>733098992
Because I did a lousy job with my life, cocaine and perverted sexual hi jinks basically ruined me.

I work too much for too little money to go out and enjoy things.

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friends and porn are easier

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because i am very average and have crippling social anxiety

>>733100518
PILLS DUDE

lack of opportunity, terrified of alcohol, low confidence with women. I also live a somewhat unhealthy temporary lifestyle.

>>733098992
She doesn't love me

>>733098992
My wife would be hella-mad

>>733098992
I'm gay

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>>733100807
Are you me anon?

>>733098992
I'm 30 don't have enough saved up to buy my own house so still live with my mom and hate my life because of that. Have a decent job though and am looking for houses, but fuck

>>733098992
I'm gay

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>>733099556
goddamnit bro, I'm right there with you.

>>733098992
I'm ugly

I have a girlfriend though its pretty great

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>>733101068

>>733098992
I gave up on love a long time ago.

average look, working out, but too shy

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>surebud

I'm a really handsome dude, but my personality is trash

>>733098992
Because I'm a negro

>>733098992
Apathy.

>>733098992
I don't care enough to want a woman.I am selfish, I can pretend but I don't care about anyone else.
I have always lived my life hedonistically, and I'm not very sexual, I wank because it is just something to do.

>>733098992
i dont go out alot so i dont meet many single women

>>733101060
just rent an apartment, you idiot.

>>733098992
I have a girlfriend

I am too socially awkward to ask girls out

>>733101747
Yeah because renting is totally worthwhile. If I'm spending money like that it'll be on a mortgage, not going to some shithead

>>733098992
Iam ugly

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>>733098992
can this be a cheerleader fap bread?

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>>733101908

She hung herself because she couldn't handle the embarrassment of being seen with me anymore

>>733099050
this

except im 22

i am a muslim

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>>733101931

>>733102111
Are those trips halal

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because I'm ashamed of what a failure I am in life and all things

I have a girlfriend

economic prosperity

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>>733102177

i look like chad (my evidence is being approached by more women than any of my friends and how hot all my female family members are) but i don't have the chad personality, so i'll just find a super edgy one in uni or get boipus, not really bothered tbh

>>733101828
It's worthwhile if you don't want to be a loser living with your mom when you're thirty.

>>733098992
i got no job

>>733098992
Because i like wow

because I only would want her for fucking and most women, like 100% are not ok with that

and if they are, they probably aren't very good looking

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>>733098992
I do
>pic related

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>>733102383
I stopped reading after "i look like chad".

>>733099050
First of all. You need a bit of an upgrade of self esteem my boy. Positive words to yourself can go a long way. You're going to be in this skin until you die so get out there and take care of yourself

Because I'm ugly & fat

I'm fat, poor, and not too attractive and I have a girlfriend. You fuckers need to find better excuses

>>733098992
recently divorced. ain't ready for that shit again

because then i'd only be having sex with one person, and I'm kind of enjoying this slut lifestyle i've cultivated

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>>733101060
I actually feels for you

>>733098992
Because I'm not a normie faggot beta cuck nigger degenerate edgy newfag beta autist retard cuck nigger faggot that faps2traps?

A combination of social anxiety, a boring life and not alot of friends so I barely meet any people. Its quite sad because i'd say im a +/- 7

>>733100013
I appreciate your honesty. Now with that attitude you can at least get laid.

My wife would pout too much.

My wife won't let me have one

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I'm gay.

Because I tried all the online apps for 2-3 years and had no success whatsoever.

>>733101828
im sure your mom envisioned her 60s with her son still living at home begging for tendies

>>733098992 Because i'm black.

>>733098992
Perfectionist.

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>>733103516
Over 9000 keks

Going on a date tomorrow, that's why.

Also I'm an overweight autist, but that's beside the point.

I'm working on me

>>733098992
Dont want to.

When I see all the troubles and headaches my friends have because of their girlfriends, im happy to be single.

No rules, no need to tell anyone what youre up to and no cry.

Not saying i dont have a fuckbuddy tho.

23 btw

>>733098992
>why you don't have a girlfriend
I have a wife
But want some girlfriends too

You really want to know?

>Age 19
No good job, had a gf but she left me since I wasn't srs about work
>Age 22
Same story, kept working for a goal and didn't know what I wanted to do
>Age 25
Found success and ended up moving to a different state and didn't know anyone around the town
>Age 28, Current state
Successful, lonely business man. I have traveled for business reasons, I have been to many states in the US and have worked with many different people around the world
>Still singe, don't even date these days
>I've become a workaholic chasing a dream of success and wealth
>Found wealth, no gf, no wifey, no friends
>People in the office can tell I'm a workaholic
>Trying and fighting everyday to change and be a normie again

Would not be happy with me.

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But I do

>>733098992
Almost there

>>733104135
likes like you're destined for a trophy wife.

>>733104135
start smoking weed and drinking

>>733098992
I'm married to my amazing Husband!

>>733104135
It'll be okay, Tai

Wasting my life is enough I don't want to destroy someone else's life

>>733104419
lol, I've been thinking about the same thing recently

>turning 30 next year
>Hoping to find some fresh 22-25 year old who is respectful of my time

>>733104432
I don't drink, accept if I'm out with the business partners and they're paying on company credit

I smoke a little bit, but only when I'm out with my brother

>>733099164
I like your way of thinking

>>733104432
>Being srs I'm actually thinking of getting high more often but at like night clubs and social outings, concerts etc.. I just don;t want to go alone

>30 year old business fag

>>733099296
same

>>733098992
Because fuck you

>>733104446
Fuck up slut

Made me reply/10

>>733098992
Bcuz I'm sah random!! LOL!!!!! XD :) rawr XD LOLZ!!!

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>>733100310
This so hard

>>733098992
Don't want the headache that's comes with that shit also dealing with monthly "feelings"

>>733098992
because none of the girls I know irl interest me and I'm not fucked trying long distance again

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>>733098992
because i'm a fucking idiot pic is similar to how i remember her

here's my story so far (you'll read about it when i post it on social media)

i went shopping in a lidl shop in my town
went to the till and saw this hot oriental gal watching me with a big smile on her face
she didn't work there, she was just waiting to pay
this weirded me the fuck out !

she couldn't keep her eyes off of me, and was facing me at an angle, not as you would normally do which is face the cashier the whole time, i'e flirting (a fact i didn't pick up on at the time)

i was going to ask her if she was single, but she turned to me and said hi in this hot sexy voice, and broke my train of thought
and cause like a fucking autist i just smiled at her she walked off after paying looking disappointed
i've been to that store nearly every fucking week and still haven't seen her after six months

this song epitomizes my thoughts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oofSnsGkops [Embed]

anyone any ideas how to get her attention?
she reminded me of bruce lees sister in the film enter the dragon not everyone's cup of tee but still she was hot to me

>>733102811
dont know u but i like the way you think man, positivity is always good

>>733104446
Hi Karen! :) just wanted to say thanks for letting me borrow your tupperware container! :) see you at the kids big game on Sunday! Thanks! Bye! See ya! :) :) :)

>>733098992
Dicks too big

>>733098992
Because I have a boyfriend.

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>>733098992
Because i want a 9+/10 girl who isn't a whore.
I have a lot of girls who want to be my gf, but they are between 4-7.

I had a friend in uni, she was a black model and she was a 10/10 for black standars and at some time she was into me but she finish college and i don't know what happen to her, so that was the closest i was to having a 10.

Also i don't have a gf because right now i'm focus in buying a car. The last gf i had was a 7/10, one month ago.


Pic is my goal, she is a 10/10 for me

>>733104677
maybe it works for you, smoking makes me slow down andfocus on myself

smoking for me is good for having fun my way alone

getting drunk is good for having fun with people

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>>733098992
Premature ejaculation and performance anxiety man, I have several girls I could call right now and fuck but I'm too scared I'd disappoint them and never hear from them again

>>733105817
I find your standards to be reasonable. Good luck anon

>>733098992
because girls don't want a man, they want an emotional crutch and i'm not willing to provide

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>>733099378
theirs always someone for ya bud just don't give up

>>733098992
Ugly af

>>733105865
:(

>>733105727
Looks like you should be off sucking a feminine benis,

SEE YA FAG!

>>733098992
she cheated so i broke up

>>733105697
Jayfromtheinbetweeners.jpg

>>733098992
because I have 2

>>733105865
try using about a double or triple dose of dxm cough syrup. I had terrible premature issues, and with dxm I can fuck for hours rock hard.... it's really hard to cum though

i broke up with my girlfriend 5 months ago
we were together for 4 years

so im trying to enjoy being single for a while

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>>733105817
My black friend was more beautiful than this girl (pic)

>>733105907
Thanks

>>733099442
Working at an elder care facility?

>>733098992
im a fag

>>733099442
>I rape children at the kindergarten

>>733098992
Why settle for 1 when I can have many

I like dudes.

I'm moving to new york soon and don't want to be in a long distance relationship

>>733106187
Looks like a bloody ape mate
Be ashamed you fucking asshole

Given the current state of the planet and humanity. Especially the social cluster fuck that is going on in the United States. I'd rather just die out and let the tards continue down their path of self destruction. The only ones left on this earth are trash that deserve to be here endlessly extending their broken bloodlines and smothering themselves in their own shit. As time goes on the DNA will be borked to the point where more than half the population will be mutated inbred fucks that can't sustain themselves or their drug addled, sex obsessed bullshit. I see no point in being a part of any of it. I don't know why I am in this shitty world but I am content to just wait it out until this rotting piece of meat that I am stuck in gives out.

>>733098992
dont want one

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>>733105907
>reasonable
That girl is a fucking miss universe
she is 90-60-90 and she is 5'10'' with that face

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>>733099348
get to self defense classes

>>733106187
I wouldn't want that negro spewing her jive talk near me, back in my day they knew not to step on my lawn or they'd get shot on sight, do they still do funny dancing?

>>733106502
>implying i don't want that
Also you can be a /pol/ racist but, common that girl is a 8+/10 by far

>>733098992
Because I am fat thus unattractive, and live in a shithole thus can't have people in my house.

>>733106867
you are too pussy to say this in a guetto, or to anybody

>>733098992
I rather spend more time trying to figure out how to kill myself without pain.

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>>733106159
Thanks I might try that but really my problem is getting hard like this girl spent the night the other night and I couldnt even get hard for her and that makes me hella embarrassed but she still wants to hang out and I think I'm gonna be going to the club with her and some friends tonight so to prepare I bought a Xanax and hopefully that'll work out

>>733098992
Kys, she's away on a business trip, while I'm here taking care of the kids, preparing dinner, doing the laundry. Things of that nature.

My wife would be pissed

>>733098992

lol. I am married and have an 18 years old son.

Because she already had a boyfriend before we went out for a little bit so she decided to stay with him though I treated her much better.

Only a matter of time tbh

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>>733098992
Cause drama and untrustworthy hoes.
Rather have a dick anyday than be with 90+% of girls.

>>733106916
>>733107036
>b-but my petunia's are in full bloom

You sound like a sissy, my wife of 47 years could beat your ass boy, you youngsters are all show and no go with your iPods and Nintendo's, I would punch you, and your jive talking monkey.

>>733104135
>>733107173

>Any tips for me? Not sure what to do these days

I broke up with her in November at a fucking low point of my life and it dragged it out even further. Getting better now but I still occasionally miss her but it's not happening so I'm trying to move on. I haven't talked to another woman outside of work or family since last year lads, I'm a fucking mess.

>>733106021
Yea ik bro

I'm too skinny, kinda ugly, have social anxiety, depression and extremist ideias

She likes other dudes more than me. :(

>>733107330
>get pissed by a stranger in the internet
Say a smart thing, because you're just testing your intelligence white boi

>>733099164
Same here /b/ro

Because I don't trust women, that and jerking off is free.

>>733107746
>Ihavesexualrelationswithmydad

Listen you youngster, me and my wife Kathy are laughing at how dumb you sound. You are a little girly poofter, you race mix with the tree swingers and now your jive talking like a monkey yourself.

>>733101566
Dude you literally described my entire life with in lines

>>733100494
Same

>>733098992
Wife got sick of me fucking around on her

>>733098992
I already have a beautiful 2D girlfriend.

I haven't found thr right one and , women look through me likevs pane of glass

>>733098992
Cause it a lot better to be single cause you can bang whomever you want without guilt. Plus i rather cheat with a girl then be cheated on. Plus a girl with a bf is looking to get on my dick. And you dont have to spend a dime.

>>733105634
do you live in germany? I think i wouldnt have done anything in your situation too...

All women are thots

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>>733107746
i really respected you until "white boi"

>>733108390
pic related

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I'm not gay.
*buh-dum tsss*

Haven't met any single women within 10 years of my age for like 4 years.

>>733099164
if your smart enough to identify the issues in your group, you should strive to fix them, starting with yourself and the family you could raise.

>>733106916
>>733107036
>>733107746
>>733108984

>sees someone repeatedly say "jive talking"
>takes them seriously

>>733108390
who believes shitposters like this?

>>733108984
I'm white as paper, i just want to laugh about that guy

>>733108849
in the uk
i think she was either a Korean or Malaysian student
i'll carry on looking until i give up

I'm a girl

And I'm straight, so

>>733108390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flBqojLpAnI

>>733109465
A special kind of tard, was obvs b8.

>>733110152
proof... or it didn't happen.

>>733098992
Because my wife wouldn't approve. She has one, though. I get to play with her, so that works for me.

>>733098992
I do

>>733098992
cos i have cripling anexiety with girls

also i met a grl i love her but she doesn;t love me she got married and fucks other guys on the side

every girl i come into contact with is just not her ??

i wish i was dead

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>>733099164
sounds like excuses gf less bitch

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I do. I found this Whore off the street she didn't even give me her name.

I am manlet, fat, black, poorfag, live in 3rd world.

>>733108984
Retardalert.jpeg

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When I was young, I traveled with a troupe of actors through the Free Cities. One day, a man approached my master with an offer too tempting to refuse. I feared the man meant to use me, as I'd heard some men use small boys, but what he wanted was far worse.

He gave me a potion that made me powerless to move or speak, yet did nothing to dull my senses. With a hooked blade, he sliced my cock and balls off, chanting all the while. He burned my parts on a brazier; the flames burned blue, and I heard a voice answer his call.

>>733110152
As a girl let me ask you this, if you really liked a guy but the sex was terrible could you stay with him?

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>>733110923
>Limewire.jpg

I had a gf that threw herself at me and wanted sex. I came from a very catholic family and broke up with her.
That was 7 years ago.
Now I am a 23 year old Virgin, but Hey, at least god loves me.

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>>733098992
My life is a vortex of anxiety and social misfires.Single for the past 3!!!!! years.I'm probably dying alone.

Because I'm married, you fucking loser twat OP

>>733111116
>single for 3 years.
pffff
Try 30.

>>733098992
im a shy bitch.

I don't want one

>>733098992
I do.

I just don't want one anymore.

>>733098992
My wife wont let me.

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be me.
be thinking about suicide for a while.
be interested in home made explosives.
be high on acid for a week.
be arrested in possession of a pipe bomb, which the state police x-ray and subsequently detonate.
be in jail when girlfriend dumps you and kicks you out of her apartment.

:D

>>733099348
this except im better at spelling

>>733098992
>Father left when I was 1 yo
>Abusive step-father, broken home
>Couldn't develop normal morals, ended up valuing rationality above all
>Still can't find a way to rationalize attraction and sex outside of human context
Shit's just confusing and people don't make sense.

>>733099164
are you black?

>>733102054
22 is pretty old if you're a virgin

>>733099164
Good on you.

>>733098992
i got out of a bad relationship and i don't want another one

>>733111395
What were u gonna do with the pipe bomb tho

>>733103394
All you had to do was post a furry pic and we could have guessed you were gay.

>>733111261
I'm not that old yet /b/ro but unless I kms I'll get there.

>>733111395
Also Jesus Christ acid for a whole week

>>733101060
rent

I spend all day alone, in my room, on the computer. I haven't talked to a girl (other than my mom) in over a year.

>>733111606
26 reporting in

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>>733098992
bc im gaý

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>>733098992
Last gf ghosted me, id rather get my shit together before the next one.

If anyone knows how to escape this shithole please let me in on your secret

>>733110129
i thought lidl only exists in germany interesting. good luck seeing her again.

>>733112079
Nembutal

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I was going to use the pipe bomb to strip the meats from my stalks.

And, of course acid for a whole week.

>>733104291
Fucking millennials, 4chan is supposed to be something you're ashamed of and keep secret

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Because this isn't real..