Boyfriend is playing xbox and i am bored as shit. What do?

Suck a dick

Suck his dick

>>733096088
take of your shirt and bra and make pic with him in the background

>>733096088
snip the cord, take off your shirt and lick his taint.

>>733096197
This

>>733096088
get completly naked but dont let him notice

>>733096088
get nude behind him and lol when he dosent notice

get drunk and fuck one of his friends thats not a loser that plays X-box allday.

Suck your dick

Tits or gtfo

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kill him?

>>733096088
Grab his controller and shove it up your cunt.

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>>733096088
Lucky bastard. Xbox is down for me so now I'm listening to the wife prattle on about some bullshit. Wife's ass for science.

Yes, show us tits without him knowing

>>733096197
>>>
> Anonymous 05/19/17(Fri)23:52:22 No.733096171 ▶
>Suck a dick
>>>
> Anonymous 05/19/17(Fri)23:52:34 No.733096184 ▶
>Suck his dick
>>>
> Anonymous 05/19/17(Fri)23:52:45 No.733096197 ▶
>>>733096088 (OP)
>take of your shirt and bra and make pic with him in the background
no tits or gtfo

post nudes

>>733096323
I'm leaning toward this, but without the alcohol and the addition of "repeatedly"

>>733096088
Have to post dare pics with him in background.
>Start with shoe on head

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>>733096088
Flash us your tits with him behind you.

>>733096088
Stab boyfriend in Back of head

punch him in the back of his head.

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>>733096382
Nice ass on your wife you roody-poo bitch

>>733096417
>>733096403
Something along these lines

>>733096088
>xbox

he is obviously a loser, you should get a real man instead

>>733096088
suck off your black bull

Tits or gtfo hoe

Bf lost, and is now taking it out by savagely beating OP

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>>733096535
I'm a real man and love to play xbox.
Or were you trying to start a PC/PS war?

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>>733096609
Go away, peasant.

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>>733096437
shoe on head it is

>>733096088
Go under the desk and suck him off.

>>733096835
shoes on both heads HEY JEFF WE KNOW YOU'RE IN ON THIS YOU STUPID FAGGOT TURN AROUND AND WAVE TO THE CAMERA THEN GO N00B OUT

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>>733096788
I'll rek u m8, dunt even tri me boi

>>733096835
gawd damn it, if you aren't going to post nudes then take a photo of you giving your boyfriend the finger.

>>733096835
We don't about fucking shoe. Tits Or GTFO

>>733096609
>I'm a real man and love to play xbox.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.

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>>733096967
I feel fine thanks

>>733096835
Get some better lighting so we can see that awesome smile.

>>733096088
Tickle him then suck his tiny little dick

>>733097074
it will disturb the hambeast. better not in fear of autistic rage and spousal abuse

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>>733096935

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>>733096921
he just died because of this picture

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>>733097149
on second thought, fuck it. turn that goddamn light the fuck on!

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>>733097177
holy sperglord

Screencap

>>733097177
Stop him before he shoots up a school

>>733096088
If I roll trips or quads or above and shit, then you choose one of below:
1.donate 1,000$ to African starving children
2.invest 1,000$ in stocks at some corporation
3.try to live off of 1,000$ for the next month, absolutely all expense included, that is also the indirect ones

You must pick one. I will roll until it lands.

Pick your nose and search for boogers

>>733097215
still waiting for things to do though

>>733097398
reroll

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>>733097177
>>733097177
why is idibbbz your boyriend?

>>733097430
rereroll

>>733097424
well spousal abuse is a good start. how about a rock bottom through the monitor?

>>733097493
rererererol

>>733096382
nice ass. More?

>>733096088
tits or gtfo

Have you guys done the deed?

>>733097517
rererererereol

>>733097177
Jesus christ, Jeff, you need to take a shower bud. Your hair is all a mess and you look like a Salvation Army threw up on you.

>>733096088
Turn that Xbox into sexbox>>733096171

>>733097398
broke as fuck can't do

RERREEREREREREROLL

▲
▲▲

>>733097523
www.reddit.com
Go back.

>>733097539
rererererererol
>>733097566
If you're broke, you can choose 3, you fucking whore.

TITTIES what else

>>733097398
you give me a thousand dollars i'll live off that shit for two months easy.

Get a carrot and shove it in his pooper..then put a shoe on it... And tits or gtfo

>>733096088

What game is he playing? Does he want to add me as a friend?

>>733097652
rererererererereroll
>>733097687
I think you pay 500 in rent alone, whore.

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First, get behind him with an incense stick holder, light 5 incense sticks and sneak it up and around to his nose, then stick the dragon's nostrils up his nostril, then pinch his nose shut. Record for best effect, post on here, and youtube.

>>733096382
Any nudes of this mongoloid?

>>733096088

Wtf is with those retarded looking 1's?

are u retarded or just your average eurocunt

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>>733097411


>>733097461
no one else wants to do it. Took one for the team

>>733097788
Hogarth

>>733097753
rerererererererere

>>733096088
Cook him some food, petite salope

>>733097753
not OP. just a basement dwelling anon. could still make that shit last two months eating out everyday and smoking like a fiend

>>733097534
what deed?

Suck his dick for /b/

>>733097557
fucked too much today

>>733097858
i cant win
im not rerolling anymore

I love how OP is just samefagging safe and uninteresting requests

>>733097918
please don't respond to newfags thanks

>>733097834
I mean, you're no prize, but unless you're both junkies, he really doesn't deserve female companionship

>>733096088
How have you not flashed your tits OP

You know this site. Do it or fuck off

>>733097933
Suck your dick for him

>>733097652
still cant do

>>733098019
TITS OR GTFO!

S U C C his dick

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>>733097834

>>733097730
battlefield 4

>>733098115
Roll

Tits or leave board

FEET

>>733098146

hmmm, so hes a pleb then.

show feet pls

>>733098225
^

>>733097398
KEK.

>>733097753
OP here. I agree on the other anon

Its funny how beta all of you new fags are. First comment should always be for titz and timestamp or gtfo. Other comments should similarly follow.

Fucking beta ass little bitches, drooling over some neckbeard pretending to be a girl.

>>733098339
Or you could fuck and send pics.

>>733098362
>says the beta

>>733097830
actually retarded

>>733098194
Newfag.

>>733096088
Sexy lip biting pic, of you, not him

She's fucked off. Clearly too much of a pussy to show her tits

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>>733098362

>you

>>733097834
post tits

>>733098146
pleb confirmed
we would have accepted bf3 or bad company 2

>>733098425
I'm married, make 2.2k every 2 weeks after taxes, have a house.

You're just a poor basement dweller with no gf lol.

>107 replys

>no tits at all yet


GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>733097834
Wow. What a greasy faggot. Also nice tv you got there... does it have a fucking cathode ray tube behind that 10x12" screen?

>>733098362
Angry virgin detected

>>733096088
Post some nudes. You're pretty sexy.

>>733098628
->whatyouguysalwayshaveontheinternet

>>733098783
seduce school too?

>>733098814
>->
wtf am i looking at

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>>733098225

>>733098115
Roll

>>733096088
make him a sandwich

>>733096344
>>733096403
>>733096562
>>733096936
>>733097523
>>733097707
>>733098019
>>733098116
>>733098194
>>733098644
Learn why we say tits or gtfo or gtfo fucking newfags.

>>733098952
Kek, that gross fucknut is back on his tiny screen. Tell that faggot he's not supposed to sit so close to the tv.

Nice feet tho I guess

>>733098952
is it happening?

>>733096088
Please can you try and touch both of your elbows together and take a pic while doing so

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>>733098772
>>733098509
>>733098425
Plz take note of the wedding ring and massive paycheck I make. Y'all are beta af

>>733098952
more of those lovely toes

>>733099105
Wat?

>>733098952
I came

Show tits him sucking

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>>733099288
He even has a fake wedding ring.

>>733099105
There are no fucking girls on the internet you pice of shit, we ask for tits because whores come here begging for attention and using their sex as b8 for replys

If they want attention they have to show tits.
GET THE FUCK OF MY BOARD YOU PICE OF SHIT NORMIE YOU ARE MAKING MY BOARD SHIT FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE YOU NIGGER COCK SUCKING FAGGOT FUCK OFF

>>733099288
Wow, is that ring made of actual stainless steel?

>>733099288
Look like girl hands

>>733099288
i make 3x that kek

>>733099313
ifunny.com
go back

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>>733099220
no im sorry didnt work

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>>733099397

>>733097177
in what country do they still have these kind of potatoe camera's?

TITS or GTFO

>>733099288
>massive paycheck
You make less than my kids nanny.

I bet you drive a red sports car, are under six foot and have a penis smaller than my pinky finger.

Beta

>>733099288
post tits

>>733099498
2009

>>733099405
SHE'S NOT EVEN DOING THAT YOU FUCKING MONG REEEEE STOP COCK BLOCKING ME

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This thread... uhh....

Open mouth and take pic

>>733099429
>>733099420
>>733099397
Lol don't matter what the ring is made of. You guys are poorfags and virgins. Talk to me when you have 30k in your savings

>>733099405
REEEEEEEEE

>>733099288
That ring is fake as fuck.

You made my day. Hahahaha

>>733099431
Prove it fag

>>733099475
still waiting for u to make that sandwitch and post tits

>>733096088
Quit being a dumb bitch and suck his fucking dick. You have no other value.

>>733099288

>71% battery

kek, at least im not a faggot

>>733099475
Can't you at least please brush that nerds hair? It looks like a fucking birds nest

>>733099288
"massive"

>>733099475
Hands behind your head and thrust your chest forwards

>>733096088
Ur boyfriend looks like fat fuck.. tell him to lose some weight and start paying more attention to u or ur gonna fuck someone 10 times better than him..

>Literally no tits yet
>170ish replies 60is posters

This is practically a samefag thread... and for the new fags, you need to leave and read the rules.

>>733099473
moms womb

Go back

>>733099498
ireland

Damn you are boring do something funny

>>733099656
Show me yours faggot

TITS OR GTFO. We don't give a fuck about your stupid face and soft dick loser boyfriend.

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FUCKING NORMIE TRASH THESE THREDS ARE FKN CANCERS I SUCHHEST ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGGGGGETS GO AND GET FUCKING CHEMO RIGHT AWAY YOU FUCKING FAGGGGGETS OP YOU FUCKING FAGGGET NORMIE PISS OFFFFF WHERE ARE THE REKT THREDS FAGGGGET THIS SHIT IS SOOO FUCKING GAYYYY

>>733098115
roll´n

>>733098115
sure

>>733099716
I knew you had a Irish face.
Where bouts?

>>733099787
i don't give a fuck even about her tits...
it may be just me...

>>733098115

roll

>>733099475
At least do something a little slutty

>>733099673
Scratch that ur boyfriend is a filthy kike tell him youll find someone with more money...

Thatll really gets em' in the sheckles

What the fuck happened to you b? Sage still no fucking tits. Someone help me dox this bitch so we can get some

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>>733099582

I performed Felatio Hornblower on a urinal mint I fished out of the bathroom at my local Walmart. I thought that it would taste like lime since it smelled like one and it was green, unfortunately I was mistaken. I think the worst part was having the residual piss drip into the back of my mouth when I realized that this latest "progressive trend" I kept hearing about on my college campus was ultimately wrong. Anyway. After I spit the mint out, back into the urinal, I promptly threw up as I was standing up. Yes...all over the handle where you push to flush the thing. I checked for paper towels to clean it up but I guess the janitor hadn't stopped by yet so I did what any normal person would do in this situation... Or at least my definition of "normal." I scooped up what I could using my hands in a cupping motion and hid the pinkish paste in the baby diaper change station that was conveniently folded down. I closed the station, attaching it to the wall, and left as fast as I could. Fucking sucks because on the way out I remembered I needed to buy a toothbrush and Walmart is the only store near me, the gas stations I checked didn't carry any for some reason. So here I am with the flavor of puke and urinal mint still in my mouth on a Saturday night. It's an abstract feel not quite as abstract as a Van Gogh painting, but a feel none the less.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NORMIE THREAD.

IS THIS WHAT /b/ HAS BECOME?!?!?!!?

YOU FUCKING DISAPPOINT ME ANONS

>bitch TITS or GTFO

>>733099546
Fuck you bitch, go post your shit on tumblr or reddit there are fucking rules here ho, there are no girls on the Internet poat tits or get the fuck out.

Anyone ever notice how after 4 or 5pm all the rules somehow arent followed? Maybe because all the kids get off school and come to post on their favorite board.

Post tits or get the fuck out.

>>733099475
Also fucking tits of gtfo

>>733099582
Underageds are not allowed, mods ban plz.

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>>733099475
Yh sorry lol this is how I thought it was going to turn out

>>733099288
>I make money so im not a beta

Hows your wifes son doing?

Also you dont impress me nig, i make less than that and i already own multiple houses bawwlennn nigga not to mention im 22

>>733096088
I will marry you if you can lick your elbow.

>>733099475
Toes

>>733099962
>Doesn't understand timzones
Found the murican.

WHY THE FUUCKK IS IT THAT NORMIE FUCKING SCUM THINK THEY CAN MAKE THESE FUCKING POINTLESS FUCKING THREADS JUST FOR FUCKING ATTENTION FUCKING FAGGET OP AND FAGGETS ALIKE FLOOD THESE FUCKING THREDS. FUCKING FAGGET TRASH WASTING INTERNETS PISS THE FOK OFFF FAGGGGETTTS I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY USELESS FUCKING THREDS I HAVE SEEN IN THE LAST 100 HOURS HOLY FUCKING FAGET /BB/ HAS BECOME SUCH FUKON TRASH FAGET SHIT IM SOOOOO TRIGGGGGG RIGHT NOW FAGGGGGETTTTTTTS

>>733096088
practice not writing '1' like a mongoloid

>>733099643
Lmao best reply

>>733096088
We want TITS you're on b don't waste our time

>>733099582
Show us a picture of you and your wife. You can blur out the faces and all that shit.

Seeing those meatsticks you call fingers would imply you you are a land whale. Your eyes also on 4 Chan and desperate enough to wear a fake wedding ring.

I would say there I should an 80% chance that you are an obese, autistic faggot

>>733100198
faggot

>>733100122
I'm not a beta in the sense that I'm not a fucking new fag drooling over a neckbeard in a thread pretending to be a girl. See previous comment
>>733098362

>>733096088
Sharpie in boober

>>733099863
no actually im english not irish. dont live in england or in ireland

>>733100333
trips say that the faggot is actually a neckbeard

I stay away for a few months and this is what this board becomes. Fucking normies are ruining the internet.
THE RULE IS
TITS
OR GTFO

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>>733100333
>being mad

I'll still check those trips though

>>733100499
You must be new.

Show us tits

thread is dead guys

>>733100499
Dubs don't lie