it's 1999 what movie you going to rent from the video store?

>>733078608

The Matrix

>>733078608
Fuk movies

I want to rent Mega Man 3 for the 50th time

Wag the dog

>>733078608
the first terminator movie

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>>733078608
Fight Club, I guess

Dude, i'm six years old. I don't even know what day of the week it is.

>>733078608
Austin Powers baby

>>733078910
yeah

American pie

>>733078608
Le Grand Lebowski, my dude

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>walking through horror section
>have to avoid eye contact with jack Frost

>>733078608
Spawn

Dogma

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>>733078608

Toy story 2

>>733078608
Star Wars, Wrath of Spock.

>>733078608
Wild... I've been to that Take 2 hundreds of times. Small fucking world.

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>>733079219

Two Farts in a Cum Sock.

>>733079277
Oh I went to one that closed long ago in Florida. That was just the result of an image search for take2video on google

>>733079282

REEEEEEEE

>>733078608
Billy madison

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>>733079031
>tfw mom accidentally rented the horror version instead of the one with Michael Keaton

Feels bad man

Titanic so I can jerk off to Kate winslets tits again

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>>733079282
Premium kek

>>733078608
Clerks2

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Wild Things - what else? And I don't even have to go in the little back room to get it.

>>733079282
>Dr Mccoy? I'm Spac

>>733078973
How did I miss that this was made?

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>>733079282

>>733079698
It's good, it has Leslie Nielsen as the bad guy, and Rob Schneider.

>>733078608
go to the clerk, ask what the fuck that car is, and tell them it looks like its from the future or aliens or something
>2005 Mustang GT

>>733078608
Anything from the .99cent section, because the 1-night new releases were too much.

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>>733078608
The deleted scenes are great.

>>733079282
That dude has the perfect face for a Romulan.

>>733079790
Yeah I just googled it, I was 9 when it was released, right in my wheelhouse at the time.

My movie of the time was Cliffhanger. Don't know why my parents let me watch it like 50 times.

>>733079861
Dons character really comes out of left field in this flick.

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>>733079743
>this bitch

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>>733079743

>>733079743
>lmao so nerdy guise xD

My gf is like this, gonna dump her as soon as I get a job

>>733079282
>>733079743
>>733080114
>reeeee why don't girls obsess over this gay dumb thing only faggot virgins enjoy

>>733079833
Don't remind me of how predatory these video stores were, especially with late fees. I am so glad they're all bankrupt.

>>733079833
Take 2 was nice, probably why ours went out of business. It was cool to have a bag of videos for $5 and have them all week

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>>733078608
>1999
>Raping and Pillaging because of Y2K
>Go to video store
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I CHOOSE FOR END OF WORLD
>Blast from the Past
>Read info
>This will teach me how to overcome Y2K
>Only watch Blast from the Past for weeks straight
>No Y2K
>mfw

>>733080172
Gtfo normie

>>733078608
go to adult section.

slip porn into a disney case.

rent lady and the tramp.

>>733080172
Do you really think that Star Wars 7 couldn't have broken box office records if it was only male virgins who liked it?

Porkys

>>733078608
I get a gun and kill myself because 1999 was the worst year of my life

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>>733079159
Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the origin on the recent Andy SIxx bullshit?

>>733080522
yes, cause most people just go to see it to only say that they saw it, and to be part of pop culture. But you male virgins that know the difference between stormtrooper types, get pissy over star wars vs trek, and call out others that don't give a fuck are just pathetic.

>>733080476
They always check the movie. Only a hick would fall for this. You grow up in a hick town?

>>733080739
>>733080688
Hollywood video > Blockbuster

>>733080668
Was gone for almost a year and came back about a week ago. Just some faggotry for retards like bananas and fingerboxes.

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>>733080712
>reee i'm such a fan of star wars, what an are two unit?

>>733080764

and how do they do it? quit fucking me

>>733079282
This is how it should be.

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>>733080712
>cause most people just go to see it to only say they saw it

Do you really believe this retarded shit?

>>733080779
>tfw no Hollywood Blockbuster until 2002 here
>they close down in 2005
>it's now a combination dunkin doughnuts and family fitness
Glad the internet got good enough.

>>733078608
Star Wars: The Original Trilogy. Gotta watch them before that new one comes out.

>>733080838
>quit fucking me
said the girl with the loud mouth

>>733080917
Underage B&

>>733080764
no i grew up in a hippytown and the 17 year old guy at the register was more interested in getting his next blunt, then following proper company policy.

>>733080904
When mom found out there was a new one coming out, she took me to the video store and rented all 3 because I hadn't seen them before.

>>733080955
Cried the bitter virgin.

>>733078608
Clerks

>>733080867
Yes, cause me and everyone I know has seen it, but couldn't tell you the difference between a bb-328 and an R2-43234. Or what ever the fuck they are

>>733080668
Just a forced meme.
I genuinely believe it's a half dozen people doing all of the posting, most likely underage literal faggots

>>733081023
And most people in theaters are adults that could not careless, but are their with the 12 year old kids. Keeping up with the Jones' is real.

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>>733081023

>BB-8
>R2D2
>literally only seen each movie once
>can easily remember a character and the difference between them
>not an autistic retard
>mfw

>>733080739
I still have mine packed away.
God I miss my ex, we used to go there all the time back in like 06 in our pyjamas to find a comfy kino

>>733080971
Your mother was a smart lady. My parents must've forgotten about the other two, because the only prequel I saw in theaters was Revenge of the Sith.

Fight Club, Nigger.
I'll take some ACT II popcorn and a Charleston Chew to boot.

>>733081955
This movie was the beginning of the end for this idiotic cartoon.

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>>733079790

>>733081254
She doesn't miss you. Not an insult. Just the nature of women.

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Mystery Alaska

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Can't believe it hasn't been posted yet

>>733078608
Well, if it's VHS, then 1999 films are a while before they are out. Have to go a year of so back, so the list would look like this;

Saving Private Ryan
Blade
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Ronin
The Fifth Element
The Full Monty
Event Horizon
Face/Off
Starship Troopers
Con Air

Fast and furious 8

Clerks

>>733078608
Demolition Man

>>733078608
Terminator 2.