anon, what are the keys to happiness?

Memes

Ignorance.

>>733075883
stupidity

>>733075883
To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

>>733075883
Learning not to give a fuck about 98% of the shit you'd normally spend endless hours of your life worrying about.

>>733076161
this

Heroin

And

Islam

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>>733075883

>>733076443
profound

>>733076377
Islam is the key to being a fucking moron

>>733075883
Nihilism.

>>733075883
feeling like you belong

>>733076059
this the smarter you are the more things like nihilism and existentialism can ruin your life.

>>733076657
Lol

>>733076873
>nihilism and existentialism ruins lives
>they are meaningless anyways

>>733075883
a noose

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>>733075883
>>733075950

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>>733075883

1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. Hear the lamentations of their women

>>733077007
You have to find happiness in nihilism (absurdism I believe? )

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>>733075883
dank memes

>>733077259
Which is what I'm trying to do. Although I realise happiness is not in constant state, but rather fluctuates.
>enjoy the little things
>don't fret about whether or not there is an afterlife and what happens after heat death

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>>733077284

>>733077391
Perhaps its just routine

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>>733075883
always remember it's not selfish to put yourself before others sometimes

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>>733077663

>>733077007
they really demotivate people, peer reviewed studies link it to an increase in suicidal tendencies. For me personally i find nihilism liberating though so to each is their own.

>>733075883
liquor and whores

>>733078002
Same

>>733076873
>>733076023
>>733076059
>>733076739

no.

>>733076105
Came to post this

>>733076443
Except the size of the brain has nothing to do with intelligence
But i get the retarded metaphor
Which just isn't true

Self improvement how ever small, progress towards a goal every day.

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>>733075883
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

>>733078026
The mens room?

>>733075883

>crush your enemies
>see them driven before you
>hear the lamentations of their women

>>733075883
Literally unanswerable because the entire idea hinges on what is happiness and ones way of life.

I've made lots of money and fucked lots of women, literally nothing changed. Wasn't REALLY happy as in truthfully.

>>733075883
tight pussy
loose shoes
a warm place to shit

>>733078985
>tight pussy
>loose shoes
>a warm place to shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Sn-A7D76o

>>733075883
For me, it's fredriving on LSD then going on a nice long hike

>>733079280
nah,,i went hiking in the woods once while tripping on acid,,when i came too a couple of hours later i found a dead squirell halfway up my ass without memory of how it got there,,never again,,nope

>>733079280
Acid is the shit mane

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>>733075883
Never get high on your own supply.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

There's 2 variables in life to how happy you are

Effort

and

Intelligence

Usually, having a high intellect is ok, but if you don't put the effort in you get nowhere fast and thus, remain miserable.

Having both is key to happiness.

according to Brock Turner, it's behind a dumpster

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>>733077391
>Heat death
>believing pseudoscience
ayy

>>733078321
found the happy retard

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>>733075883
money you faggots,its money,,
and dont give me the ''money cant buy you happines '' crap

>>733078321
to be fair a larger amount of gray matter is directly associated statistically in human beings to show higher levels of intelligence.... brain matter takes up space, anon.

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>>733078566
maybe you haven't made enought money, or fucked enought women.

>>733080073
>implying you know with certainty how or if the universe will end

I don't know what class of people I belong to; a doc might call me a ptsd-suffering wasp with cronich episodes of anxiety and depresion... or worse. A self medicating mixed abuse case with cases of antisocial behaviour and violent crime that while never crossed those lines into cruelty and psycopathy certainly defended himself goodenough when needed.

Or an oldfag hipster psyconaut crybaby emo papa principe underground superstar who is not afraids of anythings!

Anyway. When depression hits me I mix it up with physical exerisice in nature (to cure and lift myself) and cannabissmoking to the limit while enjoying the kisses of my tears while reading feels threads, watching sentimental movies or just upping my skills hammering my sorrow and anger into my guitar and my longing into my voice, dancing like noone can see me and then angerfucking the cutest girl in the club cuz she don't care shit about my soul and only loves my moves.

Also porn of divine beings. (INBF S/FUR).

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>>733076377

>>733079817
>Never stick your dick in crazy
Fell for the meme

Crazy pussy = best pussy

>>733077975
subtle

>>733080677
You get fed up with it.

Sex is overrated anyways.

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>>733075883

>>733075883
>what are the keys to happiness?
-Crush your enemies
-see them driven before you
-and hear the lamentation of their women

>>733080677
You're in for a hell of a lesson when you're outside the bedroom

>>733081124
>baby I swear I would never cheat on you
Fucks your whole social circle
>It was an accident baby it will never happen again
It happens again

>>733075883
To feel like one has purpose.

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>>733080987
>>>733081222
>733081124

We tried to warn him...

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>>733081278
>oh my God...

>>733075883
look for new experiences everyday make as much friends as you can and do judge people accept them

>>733081222
You are not supposed to wife crazy, you are supposed to leave or at least never regard her as more than a hole.

>>733081367
Patrice was a damn genius.

>>733075883
A warm gun.
And a warm puppy.

>>733081463
Not in that order or implied context I hope.

>>733081453
Too good for this world.

>>733075883
apparently tits....

>>733075883
watching titties go up and down all day long

>>733081580
>>733081603
> M I V E H I N D

>>733081393
It is why the west is dying, Nietzsche predicted all of this in his work.

be selfish do things that make you happy fuck everybody else

>>733075883
>>733075883
You are. It may seem like I'm lying when you say if you want to be happy, just be happy, but that's only because it takes a little while to get used to not being upset. Acceptance and understanding help a ton too, try to get to a point where you understand why your emotions are coming up and why you have them. Then understand your emotions don't have to control your life, then you can accept that you can enjoy emotion while not being caught up in it.

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>>733080829

>>733080677
virgin

Be yourself. Happiness is derived and sustained from with

Remember the power you have, you wont have a great life when you gripe, complain, and talk about how shit things are. Be grateful for RIGHT NOW., for even being able to experience being alive

These thoughts/feelings will drastically start to alter your reality when you give it the time and trust, for your more unconscious thoughts are shaping your it and by not owning responsibility for this power will leave you feel helpless and hopeless to fate outside your own

Flow.

Money honey
https://youtu.be/0PUUtjpALDE

If you pay no attention to anything regarding anyone but you and people you're close with and avoid drama and hate at all costs, you eventually end up forgetting about the past and living in the moment, all things that used to bother you really don't anymore, forget about anger and negative emotions and most importantly NEVER compare yourself to someone else, were all just specs and it doesn't really matter, once you get past that and realise that you can do what you want without it being a big deal, mistakes are just mistakes and not even embarrassing, in short, mind your own business, be confident, and be nice to everyone until they give you a reason not to be, but even then don't be rude

happiness is the nexus of expectation and reality, both are adjustable, one harder than the other.

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>>733082003
>this is one of Reigen's special moves...
>where he motivates his opponent into taking the blue pill
>BLUE PILL FLOW!!!

>>733075883
Suicide

>>733082162
How is this supposed to be blue pilled

>>733082441
Happiness is fiction

>>733080208
There is not only grey matter...

>>733075883
https://youtu.be/aHDohyneEsQ

>>733082591
This.
I feel content at times, but never really 'happy'.

>>733075883
Taking your drug of choice in moderation, being committed but never married, making money doing something you enjoy and a dash of ignorance.

>>733076105
never happens.
enemies always win.

>>733078321
Lrn 2 smart, faggot

>>733078321
Yes because you sound so fucking happy with all your perceived intelligence.

>>733080829
He's being bashed with a club. Learn the difference between subtlety and a fucking pun.

>>733078566
I hate when people say this. Give me money not to worry and you better fucking believe I'll be happy. The happiest I am is on days off when I have money to spend.

slippery sloopy schlurpy sex in steamy jungles

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>>733075883
" There is no way to happiness -
Happiness is the way. "
Siddhartha Gautama

>>733083204
steamy,slippery sloopy schlurpy sex in steamy jungles

>>733082773
Your life sucks then. I've felt truly happy staring at a beautiful face I get to kiss or having a meaningful conversation with a friend.

>>733075883

1. Be born rich, marry rich or become wealthy.

2. Be lucky

3. Lower expectations until they are already met.

4. Be mentally damaged so that you cannot perceive your handicap

5. Have realistic expectations and work diligently and with success to achieve and maintain them.

>>733075883

> 10% luck
> 20% skill
> 15% concentrated power of will
> 5% percent pleasure
> 50% pain
> 100% reason to remember the name

>>733077051
this. in moderation. and bitches.

>>733083547
>1. Be born rich, marry rich or become wealthy.
Statistically in the US, people born rich kill themselves off at a much higher rate than poor people.

>>733083761
This is what poors believe.

>>733082591
Why would happiness be and not sadness, anger, regret etc

>>733083264
That fades when the same face sucks a different dick and the friend turns out to be a prick.

>>733084100
Because the latter are lifelong.

>>733075883
The only one key is the self-awareness

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>>733083264
>a face to kiss
>a friend

get enough money to keep you from dying
do what you want
it doesnt really matter after that like fr nothing is stopping you from being happy that you can't fix....unless you live in a shithole like africa or NK then ur fucked sorry bro

>>733075883
Death cause you can't feel anything else no regrets no hate no anger no disappointments no sadness spite or worries

>>733084809

This is true. Money can't make you happy, but impoverishment will make you miserable.

Better to have too much than too little. This is a lesson I learned the hard way.

>>733084137
I think there more obvious route to go is "You'd feel different when that beautiful face is kissing your friend"

>>733075883
Cracking open a cold one with the boys

>>733075883
There's only one key - contentment.

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Tributing

>>733085292
You go seal clubbing?
D:

To be honest A girlfriend is all what you need to be happy

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>>733077284

>>733075883
Money. That is literally the only thing that brings happiness. Without it, you can't have a life.

>>733085292
I feel you.

please vote

http://www.anonvote.com/poll/e545891o

>>733084204
I'm sorry that's where you are at now anon, but they are just as fleeting as happiness. Flow is everything comes and goes

No one is going to your employer, to work in your stead, to pay your rent
Same principal. If you can't be arsed/responsible enough to create your own happiness in life then who do you expect to do it for you?

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