Official Trump support thread. he needs our help guise.

>>733069931

I thought he was a man though.

Wouldn't a real man stand by his conviction and not need the emotional support from strangers?

That's the definition of coddled.

Fucking half-man faggot.

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>>733069931

>>733069931
He is the president of the United fucking States, and he needs help from /b/?

I knew Trump was a pussy snowflake idiot, but I didn't realize how much.

>>733069931
I have some rope that would help keep him upright for a while... you got a good tree?

MAGApedes unite!

>>733070608

MAGAlodon would be cooler

MAGApedes is lame

Leave it to out of touch middle-American retards to not even come up with a cool thing to call themselves.

Almost as bad as Gavin McInnes's Proud Boys. Holy fuck he should be killed by firing squad for even thinking that idea up.

Anyone else see the Turkish security beating the fuck out of US citizens outside the embassy? You think it'd be bigger news but it just shows how cucked Trump is by tyrants

>>733070748
>MAGApedes

I know what MAGA means, but does "pede" mean "pederast"? Genuine question.

>>733070923
centipede, i don't like it either.

Mы нeнaвидим Пyтинa здecь oн caмый бoгaтый чeлoвeк Poccия бepeт вce нaши дeньги нaшe пpaвитeльcтвo

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>>733071027
You mean these creatures (first image from google)?

Why would anyone call themselves after an ugly pest?

I swear I am not trolling, just trying to understand.

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>>733069931

choose a place to thumb down hillary cuckers,I'll join it,,buryem
stakes in their diseased hearts
in the journalistic sense that is

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>>733071427
killed one of those in my kitchen the other day. My gf hates them

If 14-year-old virgins don't shitpost enough pepes, Donald Trump is totally fucked. His presidency depends on YOU! Don't let him down.

>>733069931
Don't forget: cut along the length not across.

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>>733071427

I think it's to imply that, like the centipede's legs, they are need to function in unison to make the entire thing function. There's no room for dialogue or conflicting ideas. Analysis is the enemy.

It's the same psychology that allows a cult like Scientology or Jim Jones to be successful.

>>733071598
Right, but why would anyone willingly called themselves a "centipede"?

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>>733071686
>Donald Trump is totally fucked.
it's well deserved

>>733071785
It's the human centipede thing. Republicans enjoy eating shit I guess.

>>733071704
>There's no room for dialogue or conflicting ideas. Analysis is the enemy.

Why do you think that dialogue and analysis are bad? Not trying do offend you, just want to know your opinion.

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>>733069931
>guise
I see what you did thar.

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Dump trump, he's bad for business

>life long republican reporting

>>733072022

Why would that offend me?

I'm saying that within the Trump camp, there's no room for criticism. He's 100% awesome 100% of the time and if you say anything different, you're being paid or you're the enemy. This is the thinking of a cult. He's a golden calf if I've ever seen one.

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Ron Paul,/b/ does not approve

>>733071831
Thx

>>733073142
Reminds me of the kiddie posters my nephew would hang in his room. Would fit perfectly with his Transformers bed sheets, Pokemon wardrobe, and all the rest of the infantile shit that only children should like.

>>733073290
Ron Paul is Putin's cockholster. Just like his son.

>>733069931
Praise be

>>733073290
He's queer as the blazes!

>>733073430
Says the guy who probably faps to MLP porn.

>>733073667

Well you're wrong about that, so I can't help you.

You couldn't even come up with a funny slam though? MLP is so hack. There are so many missed opportunities.

>>733071442
Look at the ton of evidence just piling up, folk.
Piles and piles of pure evidence.
Evidence so real you can feel it, taste it, see ... oh wait.
theres just fake news

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>>733074319
Denial, it isn't just a river in Egypt

>>733071704
Why don't they just call themselves MagaHydra?

Donald J Drumph is a sniviling Man Baby, so this is what might cue him as to where he fits in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faU-SK0pHCI

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We need to pray to the Lord Jesus Christ to protect President Trump and his family because there is mounting evidence that witches and other occult forces are moving against Trump and wish to cause him harm. Why do you think all this stuff is happening? Because Satan is making his move and now it is time for us to prepare for spiritual warfare

>>733069931
>he needs our help

he's beyond help. he done goofed big-time. impeachment is imminent.

This goes out to Drumph and his ilk... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFLvhKv-Lbo

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>>733070340
you, not seeming to realize that Trump has in no way asked for emotional support from anyone
and that this is some random anon trying to stir up all the trumptards/libtards

>>733069931
Why would you help an idiot who knows nothing about anything and can only make matters worse?

there's nothing you can do for him now...

just stand back and let it happen

>>733077831
We can pray

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>>733069931
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP
LOCK HIM UP

>>733069931
He can support himself he has more than enough

>>733069931
Are you a criminal defense attorney? If not, he doesn't need your help.

>>733077635
>idiot
LMAO
you liberal cucks keep whining. if you actually paid attention to the world instead of browsing reddit all day, you would see that everything is going great with the Trump presidency. There is no russia investigation, there was no giving secrets to russian media, Trump is being respected by leaders around the world and he has an 80% approval rating. That is the HIGHEST APPROVAL RATING OF ANY PRESIDENT IN HISTORY! and yet reddit and the msm continue to cry and literally make stories up with no evidence or backing just because they think $hillary should have won. Its honestly pathetic to see such a tiny minority of the U.S. scream and cry about "Traitor Trump" when LITERALLY 80% OF THE COUNTRY LOVES WHAT HE IS DOING. Stay mad cucks, its gonna be an amazing 8 years of freedom and American Exceptionalism!

>>733070923
its short for "pedophile"

>>733079603
Show us proof he has an 80% approval rating

>>733079762
my proof is you're a fucking cuck who should get the fuck out of my country

Awwwe, poor widdle baby Twump needs our help!!1 Let's pull our heaving bulks out of our computer chairs, crawl out of our mom's basement, shave our neck beards, don our Guy Fawks masks, and support our fearless God Emperor!!1!

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>>733079948
So you have nothing but a few insults. Average Trumper.

>>733079948
You have no proof, you fucking Russian Cock Holster

>>733079948
Kys shill

>>733069931
Nah, he's a faggot who keeps fucking himself in the ass by being stupid, let it continue till he ragequits or loses another election.

>>733079762
he is right about the MSM.
asking their opinion about trump is like asking Hitler his opinion about jews.

He did well one thing. Not being Hillary. That was all I was asking for.

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>>733069931
I've been with him from the get go. Fuck people like McCain, and Lyndsey Graham. It's obvious that those insiders hate him, and would have prefered that Hillary had won. DRAIN THE SWAMP