Does anyone have a picture of Amy Scumer's boob from Snatched?

Wait, Schumer boob happened?

For some reason I imagine them being puffy and sad.

A boob is a boob, but this particular boob happens to be sown on to the most discustingly unfunny humans every to make it famous. I swear she sold her soul to Satan. However he tweaked the deal as the master of tricks would do. She is a famous comedian sure, the catch, she's not funny at all. I hope that plagues her forever and ever.

>>733061850
Get your shit together, she's lovely.

I'll show a lil tit. I'm a strong female comedian who requires a lil boob hype to spread the word about my soon to be on Netflix movie. I'm so edgy.

This is now a an Andy Boomer hate thread.

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>>733062114
That..that shit just isn't fucking true.

Can we start making something similar to Paul Blart memes about Amy Shoe More?

>>733062114
This is bad bait anon. The first thing to know about lying is that you have to believe your lie. You don't believe your lie.

>>733062114
Jew detected

>>733062412
Ewwww she really is grotesque

>>733062446
Wow, I'll never understand modern photo editing. After all, they were able to get two Amy Schumers in that picture

>>733062513
>>733062446
>>733062262
>>733062242
So much meh

>>733062242
>>733062262
I've been waiting for this. Amy schumer is like the slutty PTA mom next door. I love her half retarded plain Jane look. Here's Hoping she goes full Lena Dunham and is naked more often than not.

>>733060971
You are a disgrace to white people. Kindly kys.

>listen, honey, just like Ronnie sang
Be my little baby, oh, ho, oh

>>733062114
Amy stop hunting for jokes to steal on /b/

>>733062128
She's the reason we don't have ratings on Netflix now

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>>733060971
Larger pic

She may be rich but my god she's ugly. And she always does that stupid face when getting photos taken.

>>733063247
amy schumer doesnt need to be larger

>>733062242
i am so happy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE7m2FQKUGc/

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>>733064174

>>733060971

Dear PR company,

Nobody jerks it to Amy Schumer. She is disgusting to look at and is obnoxious. Please stop trying to pretend otherwise.

Kind regards,
A Penis

>>733064578
i would impregnate her.

>>733064622
I'm not gonna lie, I would hate fuck her

>>733064235
What's she doing?

>>733064785
Putting deodorant between her legs to try and stop chafing...

>>733064867
My head between her legs would work better

Where did this bitch come from and why has Hollywood been trying to make me like her for years now?

>>733065034
Because you're a consumer whore

I want to lick her butthole

>>733062114

"Lovely"

>fag to n need of a fag hag detected

>>733065280
I don't care what anyone says, I'd fuck the shit out of her.

>>733062446

Holy fuck she's the real life Pam Poovey kek

>>733063770

She's got more rolls than a bakery

>>733064622

I wouldn't even vomit on her gash if her pubes were on fire

Now shut the fuck up, Amy

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>>733065542
She's in her 30's and not a model. I'd bang her.

>>733064997

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone directory

>>733065688
says the lonely basement dwelling virgin. yeah im sure you can be picky.

>>733065710
...not being hot is your criteria for fucking...?

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>>733064578
This is 4chan. We'd jerk it to mud shaped like your grannies tits. Who are we kidding?

>>733065841
shes hot. just not young. it seems most of you have never seen a real women before.photoshop isnt real anon.

>>733063555
damn that girl on the left tho

>>733064235
That's a razor.

>>733065834

Lol dude there are plenty of average, gettable women down at the local pub that are far less disgusting than her. I mean being fat is one thing but she's also fucking obnoxious and unfunny.

You don't have to be vin diesel to pull hotter chicks than that kek

>>733065876

Kek true

She's still a fucking Gronk though

>>733065939
Nope. See vid here...
>>733064174

>>733065895

Mate I'm n my 30s too, and she's not hot. Real bodies are fine but she looks like a deflated tyre.

And 30s is not old either kek

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>>733065972
I think she's funny. I bet you're an Adam Sandler fan.

I'd fuck Amy if she let me. She sounds likes a slut so she'd be a good root, plus she'd be grateful because fat girls like her just enjoy the attention.

The worst part is she has no ass

>>733064622
Same. I would keep her locked away though. Wouldn't want her going on about her vagina all day.

>>733066190

Kek yep she suuuure is ugly

>>733066209

Fat girls are better at bj's but she'd probably demand that you fuck her as well cause muh feminism

Just make sure you use a ball gag

>>733060971
Amy is the celebrity version of Kim Philips. No utterly attractive, dumpy and slutty.

The kind of girl most denizens of /b/ think they might be able to attain some day. Amy and Kim are the highest goal the neckbeards and forever alones on here dare hope for. That's why she keeps popping up here.

>>733066530
*not utterly

>>733066453
Yeah fat sluts give great gobbies. To them, a blowjob is just a free meal.

>>733066190

>she's funny
>she steals from funny people

No shit.

>>733066190
of course you think shes funny