Have you considered bisexuality?

Nope because I'm not a faggot like you

yep, it's great

>>733050689
No faggot but have you considered suicide

>>733051055


why? i'm busy slaying the asses of both genders

yep

i like it

>straight women don't want to touch bi men with a 10 foot pole
>gay men think bi men are nonexistant or closeted gays and thus think they're above them
Bisexuality is like being biracial. You'd think you'd be accepted by everybody but in reality it's the opposite.
Just be straight. 90% of the world is.

>>733052221


>just be a normie


No.

I would not want to fuck a dude who'd consider fucking a female. Breeders get the fuck out

>>733052325
OK. Then don't get laid.

>>733052435


You just need to know where to look.

>>733050689
thumbnail made me think whatever the fuck is around tyrone's neck was zelda's fucked up gimp arm

>>733050689
yes
I have a dildo up my ass atm

>>733052221
This is bullshit. Maybe dumb women u don't want any part of care. Guys secretly love bi masc men.

>>733050689
Yes. I wish I was gay, but am sexually disgusted by men nearly as much as I hate womens' personality.

>>733052500
Women hate bi men with a passion.

Gays and bis disgust them dude.

>>733052568


dumb girls


smart girls prefer bi guys to straight guys because they make more gentle and understanding lovers


date brains, not boobs

>>733052631
No, 95% of women HATE men×men

If I was into brans I'd fuck Hawking.

>>733052500
>Maybe dumb women u don't want any part of care.
Literally untrue. Vast majority of roasties wouldn't consider dating a bisexual man. They say it's 'offputting.' It's weird.

>>733052500
wtf


you could gather 100 women in a facility for anonymous survey and ask them if they would, in all honesty, date a bisexual man and 70 of them (minimum) would say no.

>>733050689
As long you give birth to white children, I don't care. At least you aren't 100% gay.

>>733050689
Yes because some dicks look good but then I think about touching it and that it's a dude attached to it and it doesn't attract me in the least.

>>733052221
This is the truth. I heard on the radio that the #1 deal breaker for women was if a guy had been with a man before.

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Yes, but no matter how much gay porn I fap to, only girls interest me irl.

the world will be 65% bi by the year 2030 :/

>>733050689

nope, because bisexuality is actually being a gay in denial

>>733053335


that literally makes no sense


the definition of being bisexual is liking both genders

that is not being gay in denial, nor straight in denial, that is being affirmatively bisexual

>>733053154
Nah

Personally, I'd consider any kinda sexuality. Involuntary celibacy sucks.

>>733052500
No you are wrong but continue to tell yourself that

>tfw girlfriend brought home another boy in a bid to get a threeway out of me
fuck this

>>733053473
>>>/reddit/

>>733052337
fucking hot

Is it degrading if I see both guys and girls as just fuck toys? I just don't wanna commit is all.

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Who wouldn't pound it until it flopped around like a rag doll cause it's clenching hole milked you for all you're worth and it told you you were the best it ever had, screamed affirmatives and made supplications to its deity for assistance?

What if Zelda was a girl?

>>733050689
Yeah. I think im gonna try and find a girl to experiment with. I actually think they are less drama then men.

>>733054917
To you? No
To them, only if they are misled to a degree that causes them grief, or misgivings about Ever having met you.

>>733055020
hmmmm gonna lose a few pounds and then get some ass at my uni.

>>733054993
Listen to:
Venus as a boy - Björk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJDGqP0kDcA

Version is lyrics superimposed on static image. No need to watch björkian twitching

>>733055130
You can get ass Anywhere.
Mothers of young children, those without paid jobs, those are very amenable to Any attention and may respond to flattery with blushes while they reluctantly dismiss you. This is easily reinforced by chance meetings later and an honest application of your admiration and curiosity. What woman with a dull life of raising some man's children while he has an exciting life of work and travel Wouldn't jump your bones if you were an honest fan of her charms?

You needn't lose those pounds to charm a young mother worried about turning into an aged hausfrau. You could ask to date her and take her to a movie (as if she was single and had the choices she once had). Don't be afraid to say please.

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>>733055555
neat

>>733055743
Say that to my face

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>>733050689

>>733055555
Penta Pent gets means my post is true.
Also I must leave b forever

>>733050689
No i find another mans body,ass,genitails repulsive and off turning

tfw all you wanna do is ride a nice dick

me and one of my friends have lately been trying to get into something sexual with each other. but it gets awkward, cause we've never done something like this before. we have always had girlfriends, and he has a wife.

its just that.. we both want some action, and we could use each other for this and this somehow turns me on. what can I do?

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>>733056005
"neat"

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>>733056022

>>733057221
moar

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>>733052221
lol boring
Here's the real advantage of being bi: fuck guys, avoid women, but fap to all the porn ever.

>>733050689

There have been only two guys I ever looked at and even considered it... But then I remembered they had penises and I lost all interest.

I'm only straight for ciswomen, and I'm only gay for transmen.

>>733056137

Yeah pretty much this.

>>733055555

How about middle aged milfs with saggy little slinkytits? Because I feel like I'm missing a golden opportunity or seven.

>>733050689
well.. yes. I've been "attracted" to peopel of both genders, but I have think I be deluding myself out of desperation. which is funn because I'll be alone regardless

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>>733051244

>>733058959
sorry for my grammer in this post.

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>>733059255
You should be sorry

My roomates girlfriend has a gay best friend. He comes over to my place from time to time because he has a car and drives her around. He normally just sits in the living room and watches tv or something while they are fucking in his room. One night he came to my room and said he was bored and asked if i wanted a blowjob. I told him no but ever since that night i have fapped tons of times thinking about it. I think if he asks again I will let him. But im not a faggot!

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>>733059727
>I think if he asks again I will let him.

You gotta give him a hint anon otherwise he probably wont ask.

yes. It is were I currently stand, but I'm going to wait til I'm 25 to make any soild statements

>>733059727

or just ask your roommates g/f for his number and text him asking if he's bored

>>733055555
There are only two kinds of bi let's not kid ourselves
Those who date and fuck both genders equally
And those who get rejected by both genders equally.

>>733050689
Sort of. Tried anal. Wasn't terrible, but not my thing. I'd consider DP with another dude on one girl though.

>>733059727

>But im not a faggot!

Nah, you're probably not a faggot. You seem like a pretty cool guy.

But if you are turned on by the thought of a guy blowing you, then you are gay or bi.

And that's fine. Stop being so hung up on whether or not you're "the G word"!

actually going to fuck a dude in about a months time(maybe less), only been with chicks b4 but the last one i was with was kinda fucked up so i was thinking why not try it with this dude i know is gay and see how it goes? :)

>>733052325
>>just be a normie
>No.
No, just don't be a faggot. Enjoy your aids