ITT: Secrets

>>733037621


i like to jerk off into the ice cube trays at work

>>733037621
I'm 8 years into a relationship. I've cheated on her with probably 20 women aged from 15 to 40.

>>733037621
Im 22yo virgin
Im insecure about myself
Im dopamine addict (drugs,alcohol,jerking,sauna,music,energydrinks)
Im public wanker
I climbed on top of a radio tower to kill myself but changed my mind
Ive crashed into many warehouses and stores
Ive been ready to rape the next sidewalker, but none came

Yup, quite vanilla

>>733037621
Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satanis, Lucifer.

Regularly fap on cam chat sites with girls of a questionable age.

i have lost count how many dogs fucked me in the ass

>>733037621
Tried to kill myself during my sophomore year of high school, never told a soul. usually wish I hadn't been a faggot about it and actually gone through with it

>>733038601
Die faggot

>>733039432
Are you the gril from yesterday?

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Got my first blowjob from my 60 year old neighbor. He was great!

I like to fap for people on kik for celebs. Anyone do the same?

I want to plow my aunt.

>>733039433
Oh shit I got dubs

>>733037621
Have about 300 pics of a chubby slut wife i know. I think about sending them to her sons friends and exposing her all the time.

>>733039433
Lol femanon, go home youre drunk.

I stalk these threads just waiting to see if the cheating girl from Georgia posts.

>>733039433
Theres this boy I really really like but everytime he tries to tell me something important I turn on my autism and shy away. I swear he's asking to be my husband which I will humbly reply "yes baby!"

i don't really jerk off, i just hump the floor till i cum

>>733038601
Same here...but its a little bit more (hookers included)

>>733037621
I'm a 6'4" black college football player with a 2 inch dick. The pain is real.

I'm a 6'4" black college football player with a 2 inch dick. The pain is real.

>>733040518
you won

I used to trap when I was 15-19 and I was so fucking feminine and sexy it was unreal, even though I am 6'2''.... Would probably go fully trap if I was not so tall, it's kind of a give away..

I wear size 8 in shoes, and got tiny hands, narrow shoulders... but still, im too tall

>>733040115
Not a femanon, am drunk

I tell myself I hate my dad for ass fucking me from when I was 8 till I was 14, but deep down I know its because he just stopped without telling me why.

>>733040429
Are you virgin?

I have a huge urge to cheat on my wife.. and I kind of want her to do the same to me.

>>733039368
what site anon?

>>733040967
dont do it, or youll complete the full transformation into a cuck

Xpost from another thread...

I just-the-tipped my sister when we were something like 6 and 7. We didn't really realize what we were doing. We had recently learned about sex and we were just kind of playing imagine because we didn't have real toys to play with, so we were like imagining being parents, so since it is required, we kind of pushed them together a bit, I got about as far as my head in and then she started laughing and said it tickled and pushed it away, so we put out pants back on and continued with the next part of the game. Neither of us thought anything of it at the time.

Then at some point in like 5th or 6th grade I realized the gravity of the fact that my sister and I sort of fucked and I like freaked out. I remember scrubbing my penis when I first realized, as if it made a difference all this time later.

It has never been brought up since. I'm not sure if she remembers. She must, after all, I do, right?

>>733041161

I'm ok with that.

>>733041261
but why, how did you end up here?

>>733041261
Then just talk to her about it

Im in a committed relationship with a 14 year old girl on the internet, we talk everyday, and i help her, listen to her and love her so much

im 18 BTW

>>733041280

Probably because of an ex.

>>733041301

We've had threesomes before.. just never took the next step.

>>733041426
im sorry to hear that, just really think about it before you make any rash decisions, think about what you could lose and if its worth it

>>733041052
Omegle, chat roulette chat alternative etc, try it out

>>733041404
You are doing what we all think you are doing right?

>>733037621
Not really a secret but

My 3 best friends from elementry school are all going off to collage, theyve been like brothers to me, and i cant handle knowing ill rarely ever see them again, maybe never

>>733041521

I'm not afraid of losing her. She enjoyed the other guy's cock a lot.. he even made her squirt for the first time.. but he was just a toy for both of us to play with. Sex is sex.. but she and I love each other.

>>733041612
and what would that be?

>>733041669
Oh my God, do you and her sex. Like talking to a 14 year old child.

My mom had a friend who's daughter was molested for years by her father. When I was 12 and the girl 9 they left me to watch her while they went shopping. Everything was normal until I went to check on her a second time. She was still playing dolls but she was now just in her underwear and the dolls were in sex positions. When I asked if she was ok she blindsided me by asking if I knew how to "sperm". I had recently discovered jerking off but I as still embarrassed about it so I said no. I wanted to walk out but she followed up real quick with "let me show you". My hormone filled head was curious so I said ok. She approached me pulled down my basketball shorts and underwear and put my dick right in her mouth. The feeling was overwhelming I could feel every little part she was touching in her mouth. She knew more about sex than me at this point. In what was probably two minutes I feel the familiar feeling building but this time it was far more intense than usual. While trying to hold back I can tell I can't and I just let my load go into her mouth. She swallowed then said "see that's how boys sperm" I told her thank you and she smiled. From then till she was 17 we would hook up and have sex often. Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

>>733041745
I ment sext. Fucking auto correct.

>>733041745
its over the internet, how the fuck do i have sex with her?

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>>733039352
Mah nigga

>>733041746
saw this yesterday

copypasta much

>>733041798
And what does she do all day? And has she done all this time?

>>733041798
let me rephrase: mutual masturbation over skype

>>733039997
If you went through with it, you wouldn't have gotten dubs

>>733037621
I have a SVD with 10 depleted uranium rounds buried in a forest 50 km from town. I'm waiting the call for a high profile job this week.

>>733041868
just normal teen things, we mostly just talk and fuck around online, you gotta really use your imagination to keep a non physical relationship buzzing

>>733041911
no, dont wanna lose her to being V&, though she has quite the perverted attitude, so i could probs ask and do it

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>>733042067

>>733041192
meh, sex play between siblings or other relatives before puberty is not a huge deal and happens a lot irl, certainly doesn't count as incest

hell, it's even considered developmentally normative

now post-pubescent sexual interaction between close relatives or if there is a huge age gap... that's the fucked-up stuff

>>733040848
Ah apologize my friend.

>>733040710
My buddy's ex gf was around that height. Thicc too. We called her the Amazon. Go for the trap look if it makes you happy, m8.

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>>733037621
i like to surf the 4chan for scam ideas that i will never implement but fantasize that i will

>>733042150
>Apologies.
Guess im drunk too lol.

Porn addicted

>>733042086
>dont wanna lose her to being V&
that'd only happen if she turned you in, and if she's doing that you're probably fucked regardless.

I'm not saying screencap and keep copies here.

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>>733040285

i call massage parlors, agencies, and escorts. would my gf be upset?

>>733039675
nigga that's gay

>>733038907
Yup, quite a faggot

>>733037621
worried I have significant potential to be a serial killer, especially since people frequently say I'm charming and "safe" while inside I'm pretty much emotionally dead and frequently fantasize about torturing random strangers

Did someone say dubs?

I never get dubs.

>>733040848
ayy I'm drunk too

>>733040959
Jesus anon

>>733042324
even in a weird circumstance we did do that, im not retarded and would never keep a screencap

>>733042431
same here

>>733042388
When you stop worrying about that, that when you know you will turn.

>>733042388
Same. They say late bedwetting is a sign for that shit and I was wetting til I was like 14. Scares me sometimes.

>>733040261
hm, interesting. I assume you are talking about a rug/carpet and not linoleum or hardwood or something?

>>733037621

sometimes I select pictures of street signs and gas stations online in order to have my voice heard

>>733042067
yooo DU is sick, does it really catch on fire when it hits things?

>>733042509
Yeah, probably. I have a girlfriend and an apartment and a okay job and a lot of friends that I care about, but part of me knows that some day the calculus of whether it's worth it or not to just start torturing and killing people for the experience will add up to me crossing that threshold

>>733041404
Is she from France?

>>733042730
no, United Kingdom instead

>>733041746
>When I was 12 and the girl 9
>Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

So you were a 16 year old fucking a 13 year old and her mother was like "lol that's cool!"
Guessing it wasn't the mother that put an end to the daddy abuse.

I'm conflicted about my spiritual beliefs. I tell myself there's no ghosts or god or whatever, but at the same time I want to believe. And there's a few things I've experienced that make me doubt my purely logical beliefs.

dead inside
Just continue on with life and pretend to be happy to keep up appearances

Got drunk, drove home, another drunkie hit my car, both spun out, he left scene, my car totaled.
Got busted, had no chance, plead guilty. Suspended, but drove anyway, drove to court dates and shit.
Year later suspension lifted, but was driving anyway.
Insurance was rape, so drove without for 3 years till went down. Meanwhile I applied for pardon and was granted 5 months ago.

Haven't told anyone about my defieance. I beat the system in a way.

Felt up niece's puss on the pool, I was 19 she was 13. She moaned and drooled all over me.

Have watched every kind of porn. Every. Kind. Normal 4chan stuff, I guess.

My gf is thick and sexy and so fucking pretty, but got a whore just to try out what would a petite girl would feel like.

Used to send pics of my gf and my dick to this girl I knew, she send me nudes in exchange.

Posed as a girl online so many times. Got over $500 so far scamming horny virgins.

Punk kid tried to rob me, used my steel ball keychain to beat the shit out of him. Left him bloody on the floor. Stole his wallet.

Secretly want to be a transgender m to f (still like girls, no homo), but too fucking lazy and poor to get hormones, get op, stay fit, shave, etc.

Oh, also I've never seeded a torrent.

>>733042814
Brit bong girls so easy

During my freshman year in college I was about to lose my virginity to a friends friend but she ended up wanting to do rape roleplay while we both had to much alcohol. She zip tied my legs together then my hands, she then proceeded to pull my pants down. She started to push my penis into me with a sadistic face. I screamed and my friend rushed in and got me out, I have a fear of trusting young women now

>>733042851
I don't see too much of a problem with that. As long as the two people in the relationship are educated about sex and have consent.

>>733042527
I wasn't a late bedwetter, nor did/do I torture animals (animals are way cooler than people and it just seems like a waste imho)

I do have a lot of the other traits though, especially being a social /sexual late bloomer, having drug problems and a voyeuristic streak

>>733043150
>she started to push my pens into me
Explain

>>733043150
god damn, your lucky your alive, just imagine the sadistic shit she would do to you if you wernt rescued

>>733043263
Saaaaaame, brother.

>>733043150
Did she get caught?

Posted this yesterday sobs suppose a bit pasta.

There's an alleyway at the side of my house where teens hang out drinking and smoking. I walked up there the other week and a group of girls asked if I would go into the shop for them to buy cider.

I asked what do I get out if this? The chubby one in the group pipes up and says, I'll show you my tits.

Can I fap at the same time while you all watch?

Sure

They got cider, I had 4 girls watch me fap while one had her tits out. They giggled, I came was a great day.

>>733042925
Im the same way anon, dont worry about it, its just your emotions hyping up and trying to take control, as long as you tell yourself you dont believe then you dont, even if you run down the hallway when you hear the floor creek

>>733043399

i fap n smoke bud everyday. u think they are watching me?

ALMOSt died last night, just not enough opiates in my system. I blacked out for a full day and was completely unresponsive but unfortunately still breathing. I'll post the suicide note if interested, or just take the printed copy and post that tomorrow. I'm honestly glad I didn't, my family would've been devastated. I don't remember anything but knowing someone found me laying on the floor half dead and wondering if I'd make it makes me feel pretty sick. If I do it again I'll plan it carefully. I didn't even mean to an hero that night

>>733043369
Do you use the word fap IRL?

>>733043500
Not last night lol, Tuesday. Fuck memory loss. P

>>733043493
Im not sure, maybe the gay ones

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>>733042662
Depends. What's really nice is that I don't have to worry about Kevlar.

>>733043500
May I read the suicide note?

>>733043312
It's weird because I'm not outwardly antisocial, or even misanthropic. I genuinely like people. I love talking to people and making friends and having great conversation. I care about my GF, about my family, about my friends.

But I also really want to tie somebody up and start cutting parts off of them while asking them about and documenting their thoughts on how they felt knowing they were probably going to die.

Sold panties I wore to a guy from here because It was easy money
who knows what he did with them

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Just ordered this sweet piece after years of watching trap porn on 4chan.
Im not quite sure what im in for, as i am not very expericed with prostate stimulation. Any advice for a fellow /b/tard??

>>733043507
Of course not

>>733043717
Not all killers are psychopaths, but it should be easy to push aside that urge if you are not

>>733043737
I do that pretty regularly.

I'm a guy, but they don't know that.

One time I killed my kitten on accident during a time I was not mentally well. I honestly try not to think about it as much as I can and sometimes still cry about it. Poor little guy didn't deserve it at all I was really close to killing myself after that. I still wish there was something I could do to rid myself of that memory or make up for it in a way. At least I have a cat now that I would never hurt and has a good life.

>>733043847
Omg that is just mean lol

>>733043740
Start out small or it's gonna hurt. A lot.
I recommend getting an anal training kit to start out.

>>733043857
I have never told anyone this in my life I always made up some excuse. Feels really bad man.

>>733043916
eh. they get used panties, I get some cash, what they don't know won't hurt them.

>>733043857
Oh God why would you get a cat after that? You won't forget anything any time soon. Best just accept it wasn't you, it was how mentally fucked you were

>>733044006
I dont get how they dont know.. you wont have the right scent lol

>>733043737
I want to do this.

>>733040429
Soft or hard? How do you change/shower without others seeing?

>>733043666
Written on May 18th, 2017*
This is the last post I'll be making from now on. First off, I'm sorry to my family for stressing them out, and having them try to help me out of the situations I was in. I appreciate all they've done for me. To everyone else, I'm sorry for acting like an asshole during the last few years, and although there's no way I can take it back, I could if it was possible. I'm just tired. I hope no one is mad at me or thinks I'm selfish for doing this, but it was my choice, no one influenced me to do it. I bet some people will be happy to hear about this too, so good for them. I'll be dead in a few hours at most, so if anyone wants to say goodbye, you can call me or message me. I wish things hadn't ended this way. Goodbye everyone.
I also printed this note out so there's be a physical copy for my family to see.
Anon&anon
I appreciate everything you two have done for me, you brought me off the streets, gave me a great place to stay and cooked really good food. I'm sorry I didn't give any sort of warning but I knew you two were already stressed out with your own things, I just wanted a peaceful exit with no drama or stress.
Sister:
You and I have been through tons of shit, and I'm really proud of you for not only going to college, but holding down a full time job and paying for your own apartment. I'm almost jealous, but I wish you the best of luck. I hardly see you but when I do I already know you'll be better off in the future than I would've been. Your a great horse rider too, and I have a feeling you'll make it into the championships soon.
Dad & stepmom , I'm sorry again for all the things I've put you two through, and I'd act differently if I could go back in time. I love both of you, and I appreciate the unconditional support. Thanks so much for the car by the way, I love it. And Dad, I'm sorry for disappointing you by doing this, I know you tried your best but again, this was my choice.

>>733043823
Part of my urges are driven by my empathy though. I want to feel their fear and pain vicariously. Torture, rape and murder just sound so tempting in that context.

Shit, I am a sadist aren't I?

>>733044049
Idk I always wanted one and another side of me took over that I haven't seen since. I really didn't mean to I would do anything to get that cat back and give it the best life possible.

>>733044071
well I don't do it regularly or I don't think I would care to confess it here

I play ROBLOX regularly, and had a long distance relationship with someone who was from it. I love her and miss her so much, we went out for 3 years and she cheated + broke up with me in March.

>>733044146
The rest :

This is nobody's fault, and if anything, everyone I mentioned above has delayed my inevitable suicide. I would've done it anyways, whether at 15 or 30 years old. It was meant to happen and it was 100% my choice.

Grandma, I love you, you're the best grandparent I could've ever asked for. You were always supportive to me and completely non judgmental and I hope you don't have to read this note, as selfish as that sounds. I'll make sure to read your book first.

It's not perfect, but it was meant to be a draft for when I actually do. Unfortunately someone printed it out.

>>733044069
I don't think those guys are really as good at picking out girls from boys as they say. I have repeat customers.

>>733044185
Not that other anon, but yes, we are sadistic. I don't know any other way to be.

>>733044340
So what they think is vagina smell is your ball smell?
I dont even.. lmao

>>733043919
Im really not keen on starting a collection. Are there any techniques i should be aware of? Or should i just lather it in lube and hope for the best?

>>733044295
Thank you anon

>>733044185
That sounds like sadism

>>733044397
I put a bit of girl deoderant on there, shower beforehand and don't go running marathons in them or anything. nobody has ever asked.

Nearly when full mile-high club on a plane with a girl I'd never even met before. We did pretty much everything else, but I chickened out of actually fucking her. Not sure if I regret it or not...

>>733044457
Make sure you're clean. Use your fingers to stretch yourself out a little bit first.

>>733044522
Lmao the mental image I had just now...
thanks for the laugh
The weirdos probably deserve it too

>>733044185
Yeah, you sure sound like it my friend, dont get worried about it though, as long as you arent hurting anyone you got nothing to worry about. Plus now you can try out some new kinky shit with who you want to date

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My Ex and I split up over a year ago, i'm with another woman now but I cannot love her. I cannot love her because I'm still in love with my Ex. We split up under strange terms (we broke up, continued to sleep together, live together, do things together) She's with another man now, her best friend of like 9 years. I know she probably doesn't feel the same about me but I just can't shake this, something inside of me just won't give up hope. Maybe i'm delusional.. I don't know. But I'm still so very much in love with her, I cannot love my current girlfriend.

>>733043284
She tried to come to my dorm(my college is next to 5 others) and apologize but i locked myself in my room that day. She tried contacting me multiple times after it. she told my friend that thought i was her soulmate
>>733043264
She placed her palm on my semi erect penis and pushed it into my waist. Think of taking a lever and trying to push it to far back. Thought she broke my penis when my friend brought me back to the dorm.
>>733043368
It was only 3 months ago and I still feel its somewhat my fualt for accepting the roleplay while drunk. If we were both sober I would of probably tried to talk about boundaries and a safeword

quizlet.live at class
724170 code

>>733044653
glad to help anon.

everybody wins, really. I get money, you get a laugh, and they get to fap furiously while smelling what they believe is a 20 year old girls panties.

>>733044716
why the fuck are you in a relationship with her then

me and my online GF watch each other sleep

>>733041404
me earlier

>>733044781
I actually kinda feel like helping you out with this lol
But you probably dont need any you sound like you tricked them good

>>733043121

>Oh, also I've never seeded a torrent.

you monster

>>733044989
helping me out how?

>>733044836

Because I miss the feeling of being close to her. I'm feel im just trying to fill a void in my heart. I know it's not fair to her, she's already confessed her love to me.. but I feel like I just can't give up on my Ex. We still talk and are mostly friendly to each other but my heart just won't give up hope that we will get back together again someday. I think it's pretty common to feel this way, it may not be the most healthy way to go about a breakup but without hope, what's the point?

>>733044185

>>733044389 again. I also meet your empathetic shit, and it's odd as fuck, but I guess I'm as used to it by now as I'm ever going to get. I've never hurt anyone, but I REALLY want to. I wish mankind would allow me to provide it with a service where I get to practice my urges on its best murderers/rapists, so I could vent in peace...forever. I also want to and believe I should live alone and away from society.

>>733044697
Yeah, probably nothing to worry about. I do know how my first kill would go though. I'll detail it for ya'll so if I ever do end up killing someone you'll know:

I want my first victim to be male, a real sad-sack that no one would miss; the kind of person that fits the internet autist stereotype. Preferably a virgin. Abduct him using a tazer, handcuffs and a van. Drive him to an isolated place, maybe the woods or an abandoned building. I'd start with a finger or two, get him really scared. Might rape him at this point, not really sure if that'd be my style or not. Then I'd cut off his penis, force him to watch, stuff it in his mouth and duct tape over it. Then I'd just start cutting other parts off one by one until he bled out.

>>733045056
I dont know actually you sound like you have it covered

Was at this party once and this couple had a fight and the guy left. His missus came and chatted with me and my pal. Next thing we're both up to our nuts in guts with this bitch in the garden. When we finished with her she asked us to grab the next lot of guys to fuck her.

She must have been real angry at her fella. She fucked about 12 of us one after the other.

>>733044457
honestly, just have loads of lube on hand for all the stretching. the slippery the better, pal.

>>733037621
>Sister acts me to pick 10 year old nephew at the pool
>He starts undressing in front of me
>Realize he has a bigger dick than me even though I'm twice his age
>Feel resentful towards him now

>>733044716
You sound like one of those Spanish romance shows

>>733044522
how long u use them?

>>733045309
yeah I can't think of much I'd have to change.

You're welcome to earn a bit of side cash doing the same if you want, I don't have a monopoly on it.

I was beaten, raped, father figure killed himself.

Had animal abuse issues. Killed a few birds. Kicked/hit a few of my animals... Choked one once or twice.

Had urges when 12 and almost touches cousins who were like 4-5.

Rarely get urges but I still find Loli or Innocents being taken hot

Can't forgive myself for any of that shit. No matter what therapist say. I just hope if there is an afterlife I can be absolved. Then again I am mainly terrified of not existing even though it's not like I could tell of course. An incomprehensible thought.

>>733044761
The thing she did with your dick is completely normal. Did she manage to damage it?

>>733042730
They'r all the same
J'étais dans la même situation il y a quelques mois aussi

>>733045428
usually just 8-12 hours. I'll sleep in them or do a shift in them at work.

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>>733045348

>>733045253
I wanna come with.

>>733045139
There is, actualy, it's called intarigator. And feeling empathy doesn't mean you can't be sadistic

>>733045253
>>733044185
>>733043717
>>733043263
>>733042699
>>733042388

This is all me by the way.

>>733037621
i tell people at my school about this so its not really much of a secret but i like to go on rekt threads and see a lot of gory things i dont think its wrong but most people i tell think this is scary, what do you guys think

>>733041404
where is she from?

>>733045611
don't laugh at me you dumb frog poster

>>733045760
Oh, and one more thing before I shut up for a little while: I never understood why so many serial killers only kill one type of person, I'd want as many different types of victims and methods of killing as possible.

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>>733045481
Oh you mean like you will let me into your network of guys..? wont they get suspicious if they compare the ones they get off me to yours then? lol

>>733045801
already said somewhere on this thread, shes from the UK

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I like Dan geer's mutton chops

>>733045711
>intarigator
Interrogator, my man. And I was thinking something with a load less "training," of course. I just want to go wild, you see.

>And feeling empathy doesn't mean you can't be sadistic
Who said otherwise? I just said it's odd. You'd have to experience them simultaneously to get it.

I don't jack of really, I just kind of firmly apply pressure to the base of my dick for a little bit and I cum buckets. Honestly Feels better than cumming from stroking my dick.

>>733045902
kek no, I mean you are welcome to do the same thing to other people if you want.

I mostly find my guys on some subreddits, you can pick up customers wherever you want.

>>733046084
FYI you can damage your nerves that way

I still fap even though I feel no real pleasure.

I got an anal roid too so I can't enjoy anal stimulation now really either. Only thing that made it worth it.

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>>733046064
Unless you wanna be a criminal or rejoin the army this is your only option. Count your blessings

>>733045884
>I never understood why so many serial killers only kill one type of person

That tends to give some major detail away in the serial killing world.

>>733037621
i proposed only because shes pregnant. im still in love with my ex, i only committed to this one because i was for some reason afraid to commit to someone i actually loved

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i love when people answer my polls!
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/a544787c

>>733046107
oh lol
I still have a pic of the ones I sent to the guy

>>733039540
Virgin detected

>>733037621
>be 12 years old
>friend with another boy down the street
>playing in the woods one day with him
>I have to take a piss
>whip out my dick and start pissing
>friend starts crying
>I ask why, he says he asks if I can keep a secret
>sure
>friend drops his pants, I nearly shit bricks
>he had no penis, only balls
>explains that his mom cut it off when he was six and then flushed it
>apparently mom was seriously bipolar, ended up killing herself
>friend went to live with grandparents
>after this he asks if he can touch my penis
>I let him
>he starts sucking my dick
>I cum in his mouth
>we never hang out again
>he ended up killing himself after high school

>>733046496
k

>>733046322
This isn't news to me. I just deal with having a head full of either hate or cruel curiosity. What are these blessings you speak of?

>>733046416
not bad, the cumslut in the poll
and maisie too lol

>>733046415
I've done that, but US laws won't let siblings marry.

>>733045945
oh oops sorry, was only part way through when i asked. thank you though!

>>733039540
lel betafag

>>733042143
My cousin and I started playing with each other when she was 10 and I was 8. We still have fun today in are 30's.

>>733046573
all goods :)

>>733044185
no, just an edgy teen.

>>733046656
I'm not a teen.

>>733046452
wanna see it

>>733042925
Open your eyes and read a bible. You'll see that things are happening just like the bible said it will.

>>733037621
when i was 7 or 8 i would touch my asshole after shitting to determine if i should wipe to help save trees no one knows this but me and now you (shhhh!)

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>>733046496

>>733046175
Shit are you serious?
I've been masturbating like that for like 10 years.
Fuck

>>733043399
really love the way you phrased this tbh

>>733046732
Do you often find yourself spacing out, imagining ways you could kill someone? I often do though I've never told anyone. Imagining it feels good.

>>733046873
yeah, significant and repeated pressure on the shaft of the penis, especially against hard solid objects, but also from repeated pinching or squeezing, can cause damage to blood vessels and nerves

My sister laughed at me when there was a massive chance I would die (heart stopped beating) because a dog ca me to sniff me. I want to kill her

>be 15 years old
>craving for food
>asked friend's gf if she wants to have some pasta somewhere
>she drives bike
>i ride behind her
>gets suddenly horny
>puts hands in her thighs
>she doesnt do or say anything
>slowly moves to pussy
>my diamonds are against her butt now
>rubs her cunt. She moans. Bike wiggles almost crashed
>arrived at fast food. We eat. Go back

Cont?

>>733046416
ok, was expecting nothing, got a cute slut
gave you a vote anon.

Once I put a garlic thru my anus cause I heard it could give me a fever and I didnt want to go to school, it didnt work.

>>733037621
I like to smell my armpits

I masturbated using my sister's yoga pants while smelling her bra once.

>>733046761
Is that you or someone else asking?

>>733047131
go ahead

>>733047228
its me

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My secret? I legitmately want to kill people

I wanna leave my relationship and start over

A few weeks ago my sister said
>you HAVE to, you said you would
about doing the dishes.
It instantly brought back a repressed memory from when I was 7 and she was 13.
>Anon, would you do anything for me?
>Of course D
I'm not greentexting the rest so you jackoffs can jackoff.
Long story short she made me eat her out.
>I HAD to. I said I would

>>733037621
im gay

>>733046452
oh, you're a femanon? I get it now. we could do a double blind study: we each send a pair of panties to a guy and they get to pick their favourite.

>an actual femanon would make things easier since some guys want a pic of you wearing them

I sleep naked with my wife and daughter

>>733047284
>>733047411
Now im confused.. whos who?

Used to fool around with this chick at college. She was kinky as fook. Anyway one night her younger sister come home from a party and I fucked her on the kitchen table.

Next day she found out and to my surprise she wasn't fussed about it. Infact they were discussing my techniques and who was gonna fuck me next. Never managed to get them naked together though

my roommate who i considered my best friend climbed in my bed and sucked my dick when i got back from a party drunk and was sleeping last week. and i let him

My sister used to touch my genitals when we were little and took a bath together. I wanted to touch hers as well but she always said that only the older can do that. Also we masturbated together, but with clothes on. I was really young and never came those times. We stopped doing that kind of stuff and "forgot" about it (never talk about it).
Anyway, I kept masturbating that young till I came one day (I dont even knew what it was that or what I was doing)...

I and a buddy have flown with a plane into two towers

>>733039859
How does that work? I mean, how would you know a celeb would ever see it?

>>733040710
Pics

>>733039352
Baal, Assago, Sagimina, Valefar, Ammon, Gusion

>>733042143
Good now I can stop freaking out about finding my cousin attractive. Femanon

I'm 25.
I've been smoking cigarettes for 13 years, weed for 10.
I've always had a bit of a cough.
About a year ago I started getting sharp pains in the right side of my chest, followed by, or preceded by a coughing fit.
My coughs were dry at first, but became productive.
The sharp pains have become more frequent, and I've actually coughed up blood on several occasions.
I'm pretty sure I'm dying /b/ but I don't give a fuck.
I haven't told anyone I know, and any time I have a coughing fit I just play it off as normal for me as a smoker.

>>733048070
I started smoking at 12 because I was being molested, and found hidden cigarettes in the bathroom while pretending to be having stomach issues.
The first time I smoked I smoked three camel 99s in a row, and they are still my preferred brand.

>>733047422
> I sleep naked with my wife and daughter

So? Humans have been doing that for 10,000s of years. BFD!

>>733048070
how many cigarettes a day?

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>be me grade 5
>last day of school
>been bullied for 3 years straight by 1 dude
>outside classroom
>trip him over
>"what was that for?!?"
>kick him square in the back of the neck
>"tell anyone and ill kill you"
>3 years later same dude enrolls at my highschool
>topkek.jpeg
>found out i made him a retard after that day
>notmad.pdf

>>733048146
About 20-30 until I lost my Financial aid in 2012.
That hit me hard and I've been smoking 2-3 packs per day since.

>>733048165
How did you make him a retard?

>>733048186
packs of 20?
oh god I miss to smoke...

>>733048201
i kicked him into the fucking shadow realm

>>733048247
Yeah packs of 20.
I chain smoke like a son of a bitch when I'm drinking (which is nearly every night) so probably even closer to 4 packs.
I roll my own now usually, and an lb of tobacco lasts me 2 weeks

>>733040037
Do it

Sleeping children can have the pacifier removed and replaced with other things. They still suck instinctively.

>>733048358
I see, thats a lot...
I used to chain smoke when I was drinking or on pills as well, but that wasnt every night

>>733047933
a code or am i reading too much into this?

>>733048453
So you got clean, then?
Good for you anon.
I often think about getting sober, but then I'll double over as my chest feels like it will explode, and I think
>For what? Two weeks of hell followed by maybe another year or two of clarity?

>>733048269
good for you! you probably saved countless others from being tortured by that piece of shit.

i wish I had had the courage to do that to a few bullies of my own.

the world would be a better place without them.

>>733042388
Same here. I have that ability to make people feel safe and confident talking to me, and I love gathering personal information for further use. I've even made a person or two cry a couple times by roasting them with their insecurities and I deeply enjoyed it.

>>733038907
Hahahahah... beta says he will rape someone, will get anally raped himself one night eventually

>>733048519
It's ridiculous schools allow bullies in the first place. If they're not labeled with some special need only to be coddled and protected by all consequences, the school just ignores them. They victim blame their victims saying they should change who they are to avoid being a target, when it's the bullies who need to change.

Bullies are sociopaths who'd be in prison if they were adults. But since parents and adults want to believe the fairy tale that these people can be fixed, the other students must suffer.

>>733048555
The thing is did you feel anything when they cried other than narccistic pride?

was in shota relationship. i get off to it now.

>>733037621
I've always been really active and outgoing
I was in the drama club, but not an animefag or a disgusting lurchworm, so I got a lot of attention from the girls.
It didn't hurt that at 15 I was 6'1 and had a nearly full beard
>thanksdad.zip
I started pretending to be socially awkward in college because my HS GF moved away to uni and I didn't want any attention from women.
About three months later I decide it's time to be me again.
I fucking can't do it.
Everything I try to say comes out jumbled, or stupid.
My mannerisms make me sound autistic.
I have been trying for nearly a year and a half but I just can't seem to get mySELF back.
Am I fucked forever, anons?

>>733048769
Satisfaction

>>733048820
were you the shota?

>>733048843
Yup you're a socio.

> Straight guy here (or maybe bi??). I wish my uncle had fucked me when I was little

>>733048883

yes.

>>733048973
what was this relationship like, im curious

https://www.xvideos.com/video20466283/school_4p1#_tabComments
i secretly want to be last in a gang bang

>>733048897
Ya but I stopped wetbedding at about 2-3 and I don't mistreat animals.

>>733048514
Yes, kind of, I used to smoke a pack a day, then half, then 5, one and none. I got a vape as a present and vape with the minimun of nicotine.
I used to smoke weed every day and do pills and cocaine sometimes. I quit all that stuff about a year. My life doesnt get any better tho, its shittier but without drugs and cigs, yay.

>>733049072
Yet you lack the ability to have empathy.

>>733049008

like having an older friend who can drive and buy stuff you want and take you places you want to go to and he's your friend but you have sex with him.

>>733049116
I'll give you that

>>733046084
Explain in greater detail I want to try

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When I was 18, I regularly fucked a girl who was 14. 15 years later I'm still scared it will all get out and I'll be arrested.

>>733049140
alright, sounds interesting :)

>>733048186
>loses income
>starts buying more cigarettes
wew, lad. that's no bueno.
first, roll your own to save money
second, smoke natural american spirits, they don't have all the bullshit additives designed to make you more addicted.

Maybe you should try mushrooms.

>>733049140
I'm jealous... I'm the one who wished his uncle had buttfucked me regularly when I was shota...

>>733048384
you must have a tiny peen if they cant tell the difference

>>733048831
yep, kys

>>733048843
>be me
>be 11
>be fatass
>get made fun of by everyone
>girl that didn't go to my school but often played at the playground after hours made fun of me all the time
>relentless
>she threw chicken legs at me one day
>move to new school in same district
>all newfags to make fun of me
>be 5 years later
>be in highschool
>fitfag now
>see bitch from playground
>eyecontact.png
>she doesn't recognize me
>she never knew my name
>always called me chicken nuggets
>approach her
>I dont mean to sound creepy, but you are beautiful
>Uhhh... thanks?
>seedsplanted.rar
>over the next few months get really close through myspace
>eat lunch together every day
>can tell she's smitten
>ask her out
>thoughtyoudneverask.wmv
>we go out on date
>twilight
>FUCKTHISISSTUPID.stewartstillhot
>kiss her goodnight
>over the next several weeks get her to send me several suggestive pictures and eventually nudes

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Buttplug

>>733044716
Time mends all wounds...

>>733049298
>she tells me she loves me one day
>lie and say it back
>she wants to give me her virginity
>goodgood.darkside
>tell parents I have a date on friday
>they always go out when I do because they're old and it makes them feel better about themselves
>they leave
>bitch comes over
>fuck her
(sorry im; getting less detailed, really drunk)
>she tells me she is going to cum
>tell her to look in my eyes as I say these next three words
>Fucking. Chicken. Nuggets.
>eyes get wide
>she realizes who I am
>cum in her
>get the fuck out of my house you disgusting piece of meat.
Her wailing and screaming of
>how could you do this to me
I still fap to it to this day.

>>733048831
You changed anon, you changed...

>>733049183
how about a pipe? pipes are cool as heck

>>733049319
Doesn't that make you as bad as her?

I am in a 6yr relationship with probably the coolest woman I could have ever dreamed coming across. She is smart, funny, sexually explorative, accepting of my fetishes (accept for one, will get to that), drives me to push myself and not give up... I don't know what else to say.

The only flaw she has is she is a slightly bigger girl (not massive, but bigger than my tastes). My secret is.... I am Bisexual and want to fuck shemales as well. She finds them off putting (not gross, but not attractive). I have secretly been looking into having sex with a shemale, but then back out before ever doing it because I feel guilty and I know that its fucking wrong, and that I am a POS for even thinking about it.... but its something I want to experience and I don't know how to get her into it.

Shit sucks, but so far I think as long as I back out at the last second it won't hurt. The fantasy of going through with it (but not actually doing it) will suffice. I think I love this woman, so I doubt it would ever go further.

>>733049220

sorry it didnt happen for you anon. life is weird. those who want it dont get it, and those who get it werent even looking for it. and that sucks.

>>733049257
Just the tip anon. The tip

>>733049424
Yes.
And I'm really glad I did it.
I DEMANDED satisfaction frim that bitch

>>733049452
just fuck one and dont tell her

youll sleep just fucking fine at night dont worry

>>733049319
My fucking sides

I really liked Jar jar from Star wars Episode 1 I thought he was funny

I have jerked off in most of my wife's friend's panties or bras. They have no idea.

>>733049545
You're disgusting

>>733049545
You son of a bitch!

>>733049318
Not same anon, but I really hope so. I stopped cying but Im not the same since nor I can find joy in life since my heart is broken years ago...

>>733049347
pipes and cigars are not the same to me. I generally need to inhale into my lungs to get the correct stimulus.

I smoke about 5-6 packs a year, mostly ceremonially/socially, so I am nowhere near as addicted as you. Once you quit a few times, you get better and better at quitting and can do it fairly easily.

But honestly, one of the many many things I don't understand about people and the world is why they continue to buy packs of cigarettes to waste their money. Roll your fucking own.

>>733049319
very nice, really nice...

>>733049524
So basically she calls you fat and throws chicken at you. You get her hopes up believing she was in love, all so you could rape her in revenge. No one's going to mess with you anon. You really showed the world.

>>733049526
Simply can't do it. My mind will not let me. I am not lying when I say that she is honestly the best woman I have ever been with. Both of us are like the same person, just opposite sexes too. She loves all of the same hobbies. Her only drawback is she has no chill, so she is always stressing, but she doesn't leave that burden on me.

I don't think I could ever betray her, and visa versa. Strange, because I never considered myself overly loyal. I am kind of an asshole.

>>733049707
It wasn't rape.
Thats the point.
I manipulated her into giving herself to me.
Much more satifysing than rape I would asuume

>>733048901

tell me about you and your uncle.

>>733049707
>Rape her in revenge
LEL you fucking mongoloid, its not rape if the stupid bitch consents. And she did. Regret is not rape fuckhead. Go back to tumblr faggot

>>733049707
It was a fucking nice move. I would fap to that too.

>>733049777
>Trip 7's of truth
Praise kek.
Banish the SJW.

>>733049762
Okay right so being dishonest about who you were and waiting until you could violate her totally doesn't sound like rape.

>>733037621
Wife tries to pick a fist fight with me when ever she gets mad and I have told her time after time that she can't take me on because i'm a super heavyweight class and she is barely in featherweight class.

Does she listen? NO!
Does she lose? YES!

>>733048384
poor children, u re giving them herpes too soon...

>>733049845
fuck off social justice warrior

>>733049849
Feather and peck

>>733049777
She consented to sex with a man who was in love with her, not a monster who grew out of being bullied.

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>>733049545
Oh my, me too...

>>733049849
So your little wife wants to fight and you beat her up?

>>733049845
I was always myself with her.
She fell in love with ME.
THATS the point
The only thing I concealed form her was my burnign hatred for her and desire for revenge

>>733049845
Being dishonest about who you are doesn't automatically make it rape.

And sex=/= "violating someone" you melodramatic snowflake.

She was mad because she realized she was having sex with someone who she bullied and didn't give a shit about. If the roles were reversed you surely wouldn't give a fuck, so why white knight now?

Your taking the moral highground on morality that doesn't exist to make yourself feel good for being the "good guy" when your nothing more than a beta bitch.
Slit your wrists and go play in the woods.

>>733049845
moshi moshi, baito desu?

>>733049882
She consented to sex with a person. It is her own damn responsibility to figure out who that person is before spreading her legs like a whore and letting him lay pipe.

Stop with your faggotry guy, you have no ground to stand on.

>>733050031
I would give a fuck if the roles were reversed. Abuse is abuse.

>>733049979
Don't sweat it, it's not worth it.

>>733049884
details plz

>>733050108
So his actions are her fault?

>>733050121
kys moralfag

>>733050121
Dude I fucking got the bitch that tortured me as a kid.
She didn't just throw chicken at me.
She really fucking did a number on me.
You think I manipulated and revenged every bitch that called me fat?
No.
She was the worst of the worst

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>>733050121

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>>733050229
I have just one question for you.

>>733044781
How much money can you make doing this?

>>733050121
Faggot, HE was the abused one - not her.

Fuck off already, bully enabler.

>>733050182
She consented, end of story. He did not force her to have sex with him, and he did not take advantage of an inebriated mental state. What action supposedly did he take to rape her?


>>733050121
LOL ok.

>>733049298
>>733049319
Make this pasta to piss
>>733049424
>>733049707
>>733049845
>>733049882
>>733050182
off

>>733050164

not same anon, but that faggot posts here sometimes. she was sexually curious and anon took his shot and eventually hit it. he was 21 I think.

>>733050404
You're the enabler.

>>733050427
Nah, it would amuse me.

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>>733050427
k

>>733050486
Me too.
I'd be famous anonymously

>>733049452
You been dating 6 years and you think you in love with her? Wut? Don't cheat, cheating makes you scum

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Most of time when I give my wife a foot massage she falls fast asleep and I use her feet to cum as she sleeps

>>733045558
Where do you sell these?

>>733050590
That's like that dream I had about Marilyn Manson.

>>733050320
Is it just the meme?

>>733050800
Yup

>>733049932
She doesn't just want to fight, she fucking fights.

What should I do, my triggered /b/ fellow?

Call the cops and they just would beat her up worse or tase her before putting her in the jail for the night?

Fuck no, I just subdue her myself and save the taxpayers money.

>>733050818
Well then, no.
I ain't mad.

>>733044567
>>733045340
where did you gain your experinece? do you often shove dildos up your loose buttholes due to years of anal stimulation?

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i was addicted to heroin for 8 years. it was so bad that sometimes i would be at work thinking about doing heroine and couldnt wait to go home to do it. did heroin in the car, in the shower, on the bed, on the couch, and everywhere possible whenever there was time to do it. heroin is very very very addictive.

>>733043500
>suicide note
>didnt even mean to an hero
Pick one

>>733049319
This is epic if true.
Capped JIC

>>733049771
>be me
>living in my mother's sister's house for 1 year
>picked up uncle's bikini style undies thought they were auntie's
>sniffed them
>most amazing aroma ever
>realized later on they were uncle's
>didn't give a shit, still sniffed them and got hard on and precum (didn't know wtf that was then)
>he used to be playful with me always pinching my cheecks (face!) or biting them.
>looking back I know he really loved me but was too scared to try anything
>I would have gone for it if he had because I know he would have tried to make me feel in heaven

>>733051065
>where did you gain your experinece?
On Earth.
>do you often shove dildos up your loose buttholes due to years of anal stimulation?
No.

>>733051263

how old were you?

>>733037621
I had a 3some with my sisters when we where all under the age of 10. Same year we an orgy with the kids down the street. Apparently there dad was a pedo too so we all knew about sex before we where ten.

>>733049319
Need more people like you in this world so more garbage like her can an hero and the world can be a calmer place.