Why do you do it /b/? What keeps that bullet out of your brain?

My family, I don't want my parents to cry.
But I can't hold on for much longer

>>733029382
Δ

>everything changes, maybe tomorrow will be different.

UK firearms laws mainly.

>>733029382
>Sometimes She™ messages me first
that's about it

>>733029619

I feel you there brother. My mom just overcame cancer. I can't do it to her regardless of what u feel.

The world's going to shit.

I wanna watch.

>>733029382
how can i enjoy the latest dank memes if i'm dead?

im too big of a fucking pussy

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>>733029382

I just wanna live long enough to see the next world war start. Kill all humans.

>>733029382
The staunch belief that after death is a pitiless void of nothing. This is your one shot. Don't fuck it up.

>>733029382
blowjobs from old ladies.

>>733030111
>>733030429
Fucking edgy there m80s

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>>733029382
ruining the life of conformists

>>733029382
Oddly enough i want to cause my best friend died....at the same time he gave his life to save me .....so i can't going to have to keep going

>>733030553
HAHA YEAH SO EDGY XD

I'm having a pretty good time

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>>733029382
Honestly if i wasn't convinced that technology was about to grant us immortality and solve all of our primitive human problems, than i would have killed myself a long time ago.

No bullshit.

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>>733029382
fapping to loli

>>733030451
Yeah, holy fuck. It never really crossed my mind that some people have taken the easy way out assuming they would be heading to the afterlife. I'm sure they are in the minority, but nevertheless, they must exist. How disappointed they must feel.

>>733030553
this is a Facebook tier LOLsuside! thread, what did you expect?

>>733029864
hurl your worthless body off a building

>>733029382
my family, especially my mom and little brother. i'd only kill myself if nobody would mourn me for more than a week or so and i'm not there yet

My best friend's brother committed suicide, so I owe it to him not to do it. It would fuck up his life. Also my mom who didn't do a very good job and would blame herself if I did it.

That's the entire reason I do it all. I have to because I care about them. If they weren't here, I'd check out.

family and the %chance i have at rolling for sex the next day

>>733029382
I'm not sure. I'm not in love with my job but I don't hate it, and it pays well enough that I can enjoy myself on my time off. And I spend so much money on fucking magic cards.

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>>733029382
It used to be because it would hurt my loved ones too much, but now that I have a bit more self-esteem, I want to get better.

>>733031070
Same kind of thing for me anon. Cept it's my boyfriend's ex fiance who killed himself... I get the feeling he would be joining me soon after. Sometimes I push him away subconsciously because I don't see myself living a long life and more than likely it'll be suicide that gets me.

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>>733029382
Living in the light of God

IVing meth worked for a couple of years.

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>>733029619
>>733029764
>>733029864
>>733029926
>>733029971
>>733030673
>>733031032
>>733031070
>>733031257


All you autistic fucks whining about your miserable lives. You're probably all under 30, and have no health issues. There's a ton of people who'd trade places with you. Stop the fucking pity bullshit.

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>>733030830
My man

>>733031621
>Think you know what it's like being in other peoples heads.
You don't fucking know. Fuck you.

>>733031621
>Other people have it worse than you
Shit thanks I'm all better

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>>733031621
you realize this is /b/ right? most of us have already mostly given up on life. why else would we be on this toilet of a website? why the fuck are YOU here?

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>>733031766
Boo hoo. Cry some more.

Get busy living or get busy dying.

I love how suicidal people think they're the only ones who have had suicidal ideologies.

>>733029382
Honestly some deep down desire o live, no matter how shitty things get.

That and I'm considering trying to chemically lobotomize myself.

Or find a way to remove all feeling and emotion, like in the movie Equilibrium

>>733032176
Yeah. /b/ is all suicidal losers

What brought you here summerfag?

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>>733032316
You're a sad, angry little bitch aren't you?

By the way
>Nobody ever said any of that shit you said we said.

>>733032444
>most of us
>all of us
stop putting words in my mouth bitch

Haven't quite hit the bottom of the downward spiral yet. Someday.

>>733032475
Apparently, you are. Mr. woe is me. My life isn't great, boo hoo hoo.

No one owes you shit. Make your own life, successful or not.

The plan is to graduate med school and then end it all so I don't have to live that fucking miserable life. I like the school aspect and the satisfaction of becoming anon M.D. will be worth it.

>>733029382
Beer
Meats
Skyrim Mods
A lack of money to buy a gun

>>733029382
Material pleasure simple as that

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>>733032652
it never ends my friendo

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>>733032765
>>733032765
You are a child.

A really gay one.

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>>733032994
>Pampered fucking millenacuck

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>>733033117
>Faggy fucking faggot.

>>733032765
no matter what you are a slave, your just feeding yourself this bullshit to get you through your day, you work for someone or at least pay someone to do nothing, you pay to live on your land, you put poison in your body out of convenience, nothing in your life matters either

>>733031413
Care to share friendo?

>>733029382
Fear

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>>733029382

because craps, cocaine and strippers exists.

Not even kidding, save up and go crazy. Its a rush.

My will to live is stronger than my urge for personal fulfillment (death/suicide)

>>733031621
nigger spotted

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>>733029382
My fat dick and the constant flow of pussy that finds it.

>>733029382
Laziness and fear.

No matter how much I want to do.it, no matter.how many times it seems like the only way out, I just don't wanna feel like a pussy. It's more heroic to go on a shooting spree and end up getting shot by the police than it is to just pop one in the head yourself.

>>733029382
I came so close six months ago, but I was just too much of a coward to pull the trigger. Since then, my life has completely gone to shit. I dropped out of school, lost my job, and am now just mooching off my father. I don't have the motivation to do anything anymore. I'm thinking about trying again soon. I sure as hell don't see another way out. I'm a defective person, and there's no way for me to change that, so the only moral thing left for me to do is to get rid of myself so I'm no longer a burden on the people around me.

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>>733029382
Other people moaning about shit that isn't even close to half as bad as the shit I've been through (I.e. Waaaaaa my girl likes someone else).

>fuck yissss
>feelsgoodman.jpg

No matter how bad the shit you've been through is, here is always worse shit...

4CHAN KEEPS ME GOIN

Oh... and porn... I'll stroke my dick to anything that moves... even wind.

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>>733031621
>>733036452

MAH NIGGA!!!

>>733036452
>No matter how bad the shit you've been through is, here is always worse shit...
That's absolutely true, and it is important to keep things in perspective. Personally though, thinking about how badly everyone else is suffering doesn't cheer me up. It just makes me feel even shittier because there's nothing I can do to help them.

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>>733032316
Agree... people on this site have turned to little bitches....

Fuck it suicidal wannabes.... DO IT

Rid us of your petty whining

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>>733036738

>there's nothing I can do to help them.

I don't want to help those people because they don't want to help themselves.
You CANNOT help people that refuse to mend themselves.
They want to wallow and whine and be attention whores.
If they wanted to help themselves, they would do it and shut the fuck up.

People like you are almost worse than them because you'll ignore real problems to spin your wheels to look good in front of other people.

Fuck you nigger!

>>733036952
I wonder what your life is like faggot

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>>733037619
Life is great right now nigger

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>>733031621
>>733036452
>>733036738
>>733036952
>>733037506
>>733037619
>>733037858

I came.... it was good too

>>733037858
Exactly you have nothing to complain about so stfu nigger You dont know what depression is

A $50 bet that i would be the first of my friend group to off themselves, made by a bitch exgirlfriend. I hate myself, but i hate that whore even more.

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>>733038305

Do a flip faggot

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I'm giving myself a good 5-7 year window to really try and turn this ship around. That'll take me to my early 30's. If I'm still a useless pusscake obsessed with the girl who left him at that point, I won't have any qualms about offing myself. My parents still believe in me and think I have potential and I'd like to prove them right. We'll see.

>>733038305
zoz

im fascinated by the mystery

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>>733038280

>This faggot

Pic relevant

>>733029382
stupid to end it prematurely

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>>733038935

NOW I CAN GET BEHIND THIS...

honestly, I wish you luck mah nigga

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>>733038992
Your mother

i was getting better because there is this cute girl and i figured i would make myself better and eventually i would talk to her, i got a hair cut started working out and was focusing on my studies more. i just saw her today walking slow with this guy just talking and im pretty sure its her boyfriend. tbh i feel like i might fall back into a hole but at the same time i feel like i should forget her and just carry on. i think its a coin toss at this point she was my end goal and now it seems to be unattainable so why

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>>733038280

>>733031621
I'm a faggot for this but let's examine this. Where do you draw the line? Should a cancer patient, for example, just "suck it up" because there exists someone else out there who's had their legs blown off in war? Or how about them? Should someone who's had their legs blown off "just cheer up" because somewhere there exists some miserable vegetative sack who's surviving some kind of severe brain trauma? What's your metric?

>>733031621
That's true and theres nothing i can do about it

>>733029382
My wife. She's an anomaly. But before her I could never find happiness and without her I'd loose myself.

>>733030553
Nah actually im a little excited for ww3 or shit like that,Have never witness a catastrope or a war.This is why I voted for trump

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>>733039393
Reddit fag detected!!!

If you want to debate, go back there...

>>733039689
Wasn't looking for a debate niggerfaggot, just curious

>>733030673
is the story good?

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>>733039816
>>733039393

>let's examine this
>should this
>should that
>what's your metric?
>I don't want a debate

Keep telling yourself that nigger

>>733038305
That has to be the most petty reason I've ever heard and I fucking love it

>>733040149
>examine = debate
>asking questions = debate

Alrighty then faggot

THE FUCKING FLIES, MAN, THE FUCKING FLIES

I'm stayin alive to troll redditors who are tryin to be edgy but are reall faggots

>>733040729
>>733039816
>>733039393

Like this guy... who ever was doin that trollin earlier, I've learned from them today

I fear death more than I hate this life. That's basically the only reason at this point. I'm worthless to society and I'm miserable, but I'm more afraid of dying than I am fed up with dealing with my shitty life.

>>733029382
I'm too poor to afford a gun

>>733041757
>asking questions = trying to be edgy

A little defensive now aren't we anon?

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I'm still waiting for my caffeine tablets to arrive.

The look on her face after finding my unconscious body lying on the floor for 24 hours. I feel horrible, I love my family but I wasn't thinking about the consequences. I'm still an heroing one day though, maybe I'll make it look like an accident. Surprisingly enough, I have a date tomorrow too.

>>733038935
>had a gf

Fuck off failed normie. Your life isn't that bad.

There are people to prove wrong

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If l accept that life is pointless then I must also accept that so is suffering.

Hope.

My wife and newborn son, without them i wouldn't be here

>>733029382
Somehow, I make it through every day unharmed. I don't feel like I'm living anymore.
Don't have it in me to to actually end myself. Every day, I wish someone would come barreling at me with their car or something.

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>>733029382
exclusively related to pic

my grandads already burid 3 of his kids dont want him to have to bury grandson as well

Here's the kicker: we're all committing suicide. Some of us chose to kill ourselves by letting time and life run it's course. Some of us chose to end it asap. The fact is that the instant we take our first gasp of air we start the process of killing ourselves.

Suicide or even self harm is weak and cowardly. And before anyone tells me "I don't know what it's like" I can assure you I've struggled with depression and anxiety and all of life's fucked up tragedies. But killing yourself as a way of fixing it is shitty and stupid and you only deserve to be remembered as a weak cuck.

>>733029382
>implying all of /b/ is suicidal
But if you really wanna know I got a GF, prospects in life, a generally happy yet consciously questioning mindset, good stress skills, amd I lack a gun.

>>733045147
How is suicide cowardly. Death is the scariest thing that exists. People face death everday and they are called heros and brave

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>>733031621
>this anon is suicidal and hates himself
>he stays alive by pretending to be someone he isn't on the internet

Thank you for sharing, anon-kun.

>>733044705
Your logic is retarded. Suicide doesn't take into account natural living.

>>733045388
Not that guy but
>oh woe is me I feel so bad I wanna die becuz iz tha ezist way aut
>kills self
It's pathetic.

when you do it gotta do it properly first thing erase all your social media destroy your phone delete all contacts from emails reformat all compurotrs everything this instantly severs networking and contact between concerned friends and reletives who dont know each other (most of my friends dont know each other havent got a clue who my releives are i is harder with big close familys)
save a little money get flight to country youve never herd of hichhike somewhere else as far away as possible go to secluded unpopulated area (woods be ideal) burn or bury passport all forms of ID hichhike where ever you can go get as far away from there as possible
find woods
an hero (slash throught nice and quick attracts animals to eat body after you do it count to 12 youll die quick keep your mind off bleeding)
in summary
you become unidentifyable john doe in country you dont know
friends and family havent got a clue where you have gone you go on missing list
worsed case they track your flight but cant track movements after they ether assume your dead or had dubble life eventually forget about you
your buried in unmarked grave

femanon sexy men, men that need hugs, pretty much men.

>>733045572
Easiest way out. You think making the decision to take your life is easy? Your way of thinking is pathetic

>>733045723
Don't you? Plenty of depressives think of it as the easy option because they think it best solves their pain, which is indeed pathetic.

>>733032593
Aw, baby's first swear word

>>733046025
Depression and logic don't splice.

>>733046025
Best way to solve pain does not equal easiest way to solve pain. Sometimes the pain has no solution. What is the solution to depression? Antidepressants and therapy? Isn't that way easier than choosing to kill yourself. It's not like they wake up and decide they want to just kill themselves. Being mentally ill does not make you pathetic

>>733046405
Not everyone agrees with you about solving pain, some people think antidepressants and therapy don't work and don't want to listen to reason so they kill themselves because it's easy.

>>733031621
This is a troll. Don't feed it. It will starve before the summer is over.

>>733029382
Honestly just shitloads of weed from the deepweb

>>733029382
Ironically, for me it's because of your pic related

>>733046675
Pointing a gun at your head is not easy, jumping off a building is not easy, putting a rope around your neck knowing you will never wake up is not easy. Swallowing pills knowing you will never wake up is not easy. Evolution has made it impossible for suicide to be easy unless all suicidal people have a magical switch that makes them forget they're about to cease to exist. If suicide was easy plenty more people would be dead. They wouldn't care about pain. Idk how inflicting pain on yourself is easy

>>733029382
God, my family, my son and my girlfriend

>>733029382
Hungarian gun control

>>733047397
Maybe for you niggy, but other people who do it have lost all other sensibility from being too influenced by their feelings instead of rational mind.

>>733048296
Your logic makes no sense
Nice try though