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I spent 3 years as a prison bitch AMA

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I spent 3 years as a prison bitch AMA
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>>733022236
are you gay?
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>>733022236
Did you like it faggot?
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Not now that im out
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>>733022752
If they hit the right spot it felt good
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>>733022236
why did u become a prison bitch? why not fight?
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>>733023416
I did for the first couple of weeks, I was beaten a few times and raped twice before just giving in.
Life inside will drain you very quickly
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Story of first time it happened?
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Too bad you didn't shank the fuckers.
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>>733023576
About a week my cell mate jumped on top of me in the middle of the night, no idea what time it was, held me down and raped me.
Ithe didn't last to long but it hurt like hell and I couldn't walk or shit right for days
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>>733023859
When there's a couple people beating on you at the same time a shank isnt going to help
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What's the difference between a bitch and someone who has been raped
Also
Green text that shit faggot
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>>733022236
Whats the worst thing that you did?
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>>733022236
Did you ever just give in to being a bitch
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>>733022236
What were you in for
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>>733024302
Well after about 2 months I just sought of gave up trying to fight it and would do it on request.
Getting raped isnt being a bitch, but submitting to the role is
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>>733024535
Got caught with a large quantity of weed
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>>733024481
Once you realise you dont have much of a choice
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>>733024576
Did they start using lube or being gentler when you gave in? Did you ever start to enjoy the prostate tickle?
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was it a nigger or white that ass raped you
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>>733024376
The worst thing that happened to me was getting traded for two smokes and a pudding to two guys, who made me fuck em at the same time. That was also the first time I sucked a dick.
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>>733022236
how big were their cocks?
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You got raped in prison bitch 12106606134
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>>733024838
Once you give in yes it gets better, its definetly not as violent. Yes most of the time there was makeshift lube.
If someone hit the right spot it did feel good, its also like a magic button that makes you cum
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>>733024880
White guys, its very racially segregated
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>>733022236
How's the aids life?
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>>733025012
Varied a lot, the biggest one I've saw was probably 8 or 9 inches
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>>733022572
Gay for the stay. Straight at the gate.
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whats your favorite time being fucked?
whats your favorite moment in prison?
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Biggest dick you've been fucked?
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How did dick taste?
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>>733025221
I only had three or four occasions where it wasn't protected sex. The jail always provided inmates with condoms, so I was lucky and never contracted anything
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>>733025331
Nigga you gay 4life
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>>733025362
Getting out was my favorite part
Favorite time getting fucked was when I got traded to a dude that just wanted to suck my dick
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>>733025368
8 or 9 inches
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>>733025381
Salty
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describe the time you had your best orgasm getting fucked
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>>733024302
>be me
>sleeping in cell
> bunk mate jumps on me, no idea what time it is
> sticks his fat black cock in my asshole
>fucks me til he cums in me, about 20 seconds
>can't shit or walk right for days

Happy, retard?
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>>733025401
Did you get ever get spit roasted? Or gang banged?
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>>733025716
define spit roast. go
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Ya ever had to hurt someone in prison?
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>>733024919
Lmao that's all you're worth
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>>733025620
Anytime they hit the prostate a couple of times really then it would be alright but nothing really sticks outo in that regard
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>>733022236
You're tainted forever. Why not get on hormones and go trap?
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>>733022236
Can you post a pic of how fucked up your asshole is?
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>>733025756
One dick in the mouth/throat fucking you and one dick in the ass.
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>>733025874
ah
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>>733025716
Yer spit roasted a couple of times, never more than two guys
It sort of anew unspoken rule that if theres more cock than holes its gay for everyone
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>>733025985
trust me, there doesnt have to be more than 1 cock per hole to make it gay
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>>733025807
I was in a couple of fights to when I first got in, i broke one guys jaw.
Once youregistered someones bitch though your usually protected pretty well
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>>733025294
How many have you dealt with?
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>>733026094
Kek
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>>733025863
Not my thing, I don't think I would fit into any girl shit either
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First food you ate once you got out?
Or rather wanted to eat?
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>>733025868
There's nothing abnormal about it
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why do you want to talk about this?
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>>733022236
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>>733026094
Prison has a different set of rules
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>>733025874
im having a hard time visualizing this. do you have a gif or webm for clarity?
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>>733026240
I didnt count but probably around 20
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>>733022236
What's prison food like? Any good?
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>>733026319
A good stake and a cold beer
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>>733022236

the real question is OP,

is there any proof of this that you could put up
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What was the smallest dick you took?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
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>>733026422
>different set of rules

traps make the same bullshit claim
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>>733026618
Probably his own was the smallest in the prison
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>>733026575
>admits to being gay
>admits to getting banged by a black dude

what? u needa look at his rectum to make sure all the fissures match his story
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>>733026495
Occasionally you'd get something half decent like a burger, but mainly it all sort of had the same flavor to it, not completely shit but I wouldn't ever eat it if I had choice
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>>733022236
Did you have to call him Sir or daddy?
How long did it take you to be able to cum from just anal?
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I hope all the kiddie rapists on this site get thrown in jail and raped by a pack of wild niggers
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>>733026544
This is totally understandable my dude, all American classic.
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>>733026430
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>>733026618
4 inches
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What shit country do you live in where prison rape still happens? Or is this just your totally-not-gay fantasy?
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>>733026575
I dont have anything that wouldnt give away my identity
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Spit or swallow?
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>>733022236
What do you look like?
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>>733026914
Is it hard getting the Santa hat for a proper spitroast in jail?
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>>733022236
I wish I still had the link, but once I found a website of guys describing being raped in prison.

this pne guy talked about being raped his first night in his cell, handed a razor and being told to to shave all hair below the neck.

He eventually just submitted to to the life, and said it taught him what things were like for women because sometimes he'd cum while he was being fucked cos his dick was rubbing between his tummy and the bed. But other times the guy would cum too soon and leave him unfulfilled.

Was hot reading
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>>733026840
Daddy was usually what I had to say, I dunno, but it only really happens when they hit the prostate at a good angle
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>>733026399

Underrated post.
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>>733027144
this is getting me diamonds reading

would love it if you could find the link anon
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>>733027025
You go to any prison on the plannet and this shit is going on, except for the country club ones they send bankers and shit too
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>>733026914
ahh very good, my understanding has improved, thank you
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>>733027052
Depends on the situation, most of the time swallow
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So, OP, you consider doing any tricks now that you're out? $$$!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmSc34LQ50
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Did it ever get to a point where you were wanting to get fucked rather than them seeking you out?
End up crushing on a certain guy?
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>>733027558
let the aids flow through you.
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>>733027353
It doesn't happen very much in European prisons. you get a cell to yourself, TV, computer, PlayStation, some countries even allow porn,
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>>733027353
Really? Cause I did some time in prison and literally nobody ever got raped. There was a guy who traded sexual favors willingly but the guards would stop him whenever they got the chance. Much less any of the nonconsentual sex that tried to happen, which was almost none. And no, I went to a normal poor person prison. You just like taking dick in prison, don't fool yourself.
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How often did you have sex while you were inside?
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>>733027626
I bet that asshole is loose as fuck and not worth it. Plus, it probably has AIDs
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>>733027690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO7-QJGVdM4
i like your style sir
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what you do time for op?
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>>733027775
He probably was a PEDO, and that's why
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>>733027144
Yer if there was anything that could be done to make you more feminin you would end up doing it, shaving was one, any type of clothing that could be made to look girls clothing, occasionally people would have smuggled in panties and shit that I would wear and because you weren't allowed to have them you had to wear it for as long as possible so it wouldn't get found when they tossed the room.
The worst thing that I ever wore would have to be a set of make shift high heels, it was impossible to stand in them and uncomfortable as fuck
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>>733024919
>greentext it
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>>733027626
Nah I've been out for a while now, got a normal job
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>>733025663
Lol, you got raped.
Faggot
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>>733024919
did you try to get better at cocksucking?
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>>733027739
No but there weren't many days that I wasn't doing it
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>>733027757
Sounds like a hotel visit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8e9UmXKRKk
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>>733027817
Almost daily
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Never been to prison, but my bud spent 1.5 years last time. It's not too bad, from what I hear. His prison didn't have a lot of racism, and only one rape.
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>>733027775
Lucky you
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>>733022236
BITCH i don't give two fucks what you have to say!. now find me a cigarette.
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>>733027938
Got caught with a lot of weed
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>>733028299
Yer the better you are the quicker you can get it done
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>>733028194
this
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did you kiss them too? or was that too gay?

did you grow your hair out?
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>>733022236
Would you ever consider having gay sex again?
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>>733028460
I'd guess not many violent offenders there though, usually as the security level increases so does the violence and the easiest way to distinguish gangs is just do it by skin color
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which position was the most pleasurable for you.
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>>733028755
Never kissed, did have longer hair
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>>733028824
Probably not
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>>733022236
Are you still into gril being either ts or not?
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>>733028899
Standing up bent over
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>>733028439
So you got laid more inside than you're getting now, right? Hmmm.
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>>733028997
Not my thing
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>>733028996
Kill yourself you pussy boy faggot.
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>>733029097
By a long ways
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did you ever fuck anyone or did anyone ever suck your cock?
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archive this thread!
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>>733022236
U ever suck any logs out of a dudes anus?
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>>733029146
Why are you such a pussy you can't fight? I went to prison and had all the people respecting me within 2 days.
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>>733025401
U.S prison?
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>>733029320
Sure thing bud
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>>733029225
I had one guy suck my dick a few times, he liked it but wanted to keep his tough guy standing
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>>733029292
No
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>>733029411
Bro. You have no authority to doubt anyone when you are a faggot who gets fucked up the ass. I had a nigger take me in the bathroom to start a fight and he pussied out. How small are you?
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Did they give you a girl's name? Also, how girly-looking was you hair?
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>>733029376
No
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>>733026772
>gets raped in the ass and does an ama
>gets asked how the food is

dunno dude, dont think op's big concern was what he was eating
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What was your most pleasurable sex? Details anon
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>>733029515
Are you just a really tiny man?
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>>733027775
Confirmed. I'm a CO in a US prison and it doesn't happen very often. Been a CO for 6 years, I've heard of 1 confirmed rape at my institution. Most of the time its a fucking pussy trying to check in for protective purposes cause he owes down, or it was consensual
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>>733029538
I'm not op
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>>733029552
No girly name, but usually got talked to like i was a porn star
Longer hair pretty girly
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>>733029577
Unless it was a dick
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>>733029515
What is your height and weight and what kind of shape are you in?
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>>733024115
why didn't you fuck him up the next night like rip his eyes out or something while he slept?
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>>733029700
You weren't a bitch you were a fucking punk. Gave that shit willingly. Op confirmed faggot
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>>733029538
you sound like a nigger yourself bragging about your prison adventures, you snownigger. How did you even end up in prison?
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>>733029538
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>733029660
lawfag checking in. gonna call bullshit on all of this. rape is rare even in shitty prisons

this dude is saying it happened daily. sounds like a trap
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>>733022236
Do you think it was possible to "partner up" with just one guy for the 3 years? Less chance of contracting a disease that way. Or do the inmates just like trading ass so they get to try new ones?
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>>733029700
So when are you going to go online and sale that worn out shit hole to old men for $20 a pop?
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>>733029592
As I said before any time that they hit my prostate well it felt good but there's no real standout
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>>733029807
Damn right I'm a snownigger. Better than a pussy bitch like most white skinned "men" nowadays. I went for domestic violence. I don't know if this dude was at federal prison for raping little kids though.
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>>733029711
165cm weigh about 70kg
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>>733029890
It really is. The fags at my prison are horribly out there, to the point its almost stereotypical. PREA almost eliminated prison rapes state and federal. This dude gave up that butt on his own free will
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>>733029515
Don't believe u. U chugged a cpl turds out a male anus atleast
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>>733029837
All that and you still were a prison bitch who routinely got fucked up the ass by multiple men.
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>>733029890
Gringo.
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>>733029837
Kek

Never gets old
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>>733030097
yea 100%

alright everyone. lawyer and corrections officer calling bullshit on all of this
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>>733030118
Newfag confirmed
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>>733029906
You get traded round a bit, but most of the time it was the same guy
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>>733030134
yes i am white. ironically most educated ppl are also white. go figure. spic
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>>733022236
what prison were you at op. gonna prove this is bullshit with science
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>>733030079
Well now we know why you were a prison bitch. When will they learn? Why don't you keep using that boy pussy since you're never getting laid anyway.
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>>733030153
Not in the US clowns I've said it 5 fuckin times
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>>733030178
I know it's a copy pasta. I think you're the real new fag. I've been here for 8 years.
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>>733030325
i only read american
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>>733030153
>>733030325
Unless you were in a depleted 3rd world country, i doubt still you were raped.
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did anyone have any kinks that you fulfilled?

like anything outside of anal / cock sucking
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>>733029890
LOL he claimed they gave out condoms at the prison.
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>>733030279
I have a GF, but she will occasionally put her fingers in there
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>>733030358
8 years? pshh. been here since '05
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>>733030213
OP is not a gringo. Stupid lawfag and CO are. Gringos think they know what they're talking about, but they don't.
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>>733030358
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>>733030358
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>>733027353
Keep telling that to yourself punkass... you are just a bitch. Literally a bitch. Pathetic.
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>>733030424
The lawfag says rape is rare. Are you from the US? What do you have to say about his claims?
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>>733030420
Nah it was all pretty straight forward
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>>733030421
>condoms

people cant be that stupid that they actually believe this cuck. note he hasnt said what prison or even country. all we know is he claims not to be breathing the sweet air of freedom
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>>733030453
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>>733030523
Literally the only prisons on earth that pass out condoms are ones who have conjugal visits
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>>733027139
You get one on Xmas with good behavior.
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>>733030453
haha we don't know what we're talking about

definition of gringo: a person, especially an American, who is not Hispanic or Latino.

meaning white person not someone full of shit. not surprised a spic is lying tho
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>>733030483
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>733030325
Canada?
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>>733030600
mfw wasnt a prison at all. op just likes to bang black dudes
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>>733027471
Lolling inside.
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>>733030698
Did you read the thread? He said it was all white guys, here.
>>733025210
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>>733030811
see >>733025663

also fuck you
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I find it hard to believe you were doing all this fucking OP if you even did go to prison that is. From what I hear it's not true that people are just getting raped like crazy in prison because of how heavily monitored it is .If this is actually true then how would two guys fuck you out once? This would mean that all of your cell doors are open because they only house 2 people per cell right? So you're telling me the guards heard your gay ass getting rammed and said nah let em go for it? You must have been a douche or a pedo if they let you get rammed like that so frequently.
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any guilt faps thinking about past encounters?
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>>733030811
He likes that BWC.
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>>733030811
and i already said i only read american
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>>733022236
You said you didn't mind being fucked standing up bent over. What other positions did they put you in? This one?
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>>733030097
Correct. I did four years in Texas prisons. Ruiz and PREA has calmed the majority of prisons way the fuck down. Rape happens but incredibly rarely. There are more than enough open homosexuals in every prison to where rape is only used to make an example of someone or when a super bull queer sexual predator fucks a young looking dude. Funny story, I was on a lower custody unit that had a problem with a night creeper sneaking around bunks and groping the younger looking guys. Top lulz when they beat him silly.
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>>733030942
op's bullshit is gonna drown all of us
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>>733030942
The guards fucked him too. And they shaved his asshole. They also snipped off his ballsack.
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>>733022236
How many loads of nigger semen have you taken in your ass?
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>>733022236
Were you made to shave all your body hair? How frequently would you have to do this?
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>>733026161
Oh ya also bullshit. When you show that you fight back people don't mess with you. Broke a guys jaw? yeah ok you fucking faggot. You are such a lying loser fantasizing about all this bullshit. I know people who have been to prison that said it's really really uncommon to get fucked with if you fuck someone up and that people aren't just getting raped all day like your faggot ass claims.
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>>733022236
Can you post a picture of what your body looks like? I wanna see if I even stand a chance in there or not.
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>>733022236
Alright faggot, would they have gotten mad if you showed enjoyment? What if you jerked yourself while getting rammed? Would they consider it too gay and beat on you?
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>>733031297
Bro if you don't respect him his bull will take you out.
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>>733022236
Higgs nigga was your cell m8?
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>>733031000
Usually positions where they couldn't see my dick but I did that position the other way around, it was probably one of the ones that hurt the most
Standing up bent over i found was the least painful and usually it was the easiest way for them to hit my g spot
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>>733027991
That's what I'm thinking. Most buttsex is consensual in prison, usually it's only the sex crimes prisoners get targeted for rapes.

OP: why were you in prison?
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>>733031475
>hit my g spot
Now we know it's a gay sex fantasy.
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>>733030421
Yup this fucking loser clearly never went to prison. They have stopped all that fucking around unless you are a pedo or did something particularly heinous. No way a prison passes out condoms which is basically saying "yup fuck whoever just be safe boys ;) "
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>>733031427
Depends on who it was but alot of the time they don't wana see your dick so they wouldnt know either way
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alright op, enough of us have called bullshit.

you fail at life faggot. cant even do a fake thread right. loser
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>>733031443
Shit you are right bro. I just really hope I don't get sent to rape prison for weed and become 10 guys bitches.
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>>733022236
what were you in prison for?
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>>733031706
being a cuck faggot
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i did a nickel and never had a problem. u must have been in a very very bad prison. even in max i never felt like i was gonna get raped. some would have taken me for everything if i didn't put my foot down but most of the guys in mine just wanted to do their time or stay out of trouble. gangs were generally looked down upon and the solo guys helped one another as long as you weren't a ho. i couldn't imagine having to worry about getting raped while in there. prison is hell on earth.
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Where are your discharge papers or whatever you lying fag? Anytime someone does an AMA out of prison they post those so lets see them. I'm guessing IF you did go to prison and that's a huge if that this was just your twisted fantasy or you went out of your way for cock.
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>>733031626
They would know if you're jerking your and feel the contractions when you cum

>not jerking while getting rammed for the ultimate orgasm
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>>733031784
And there you guys have it who still wanted to believe this guy. People who have actually done time will tell you this is complete nonsense.
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>>733031706
Was caught with a lot of weed
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>>733031918
Dude shut the fuck up already and quit lying. You clearly get off to rape fantasy. Where is your proof ? I haven't seen you reply to one person calling you out yet.
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>>733022236
All of this is bullshit. If you believed this, cancel your Netflix subscription.
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>>733031860
Nobody was ever fused about me cuming
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not op.

idk how to greentext, but i spent 3 months in a foreign jail while the embassy sorted stuff through. lesson to be learned, be on your best behavior when abroad.
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I just wish an actual troll would be upfront about why they do what they do. They never are.

Also, this thread concept seems so stupid and harmless from the outside looking in, yet they probably knew it would get everyone riled up. How dey no dis?
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>>733032348
may i fuck your butt op? or do i need to force my way in.

NOT RAPE IF YOU SAY SURPRISE.
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>>733025663
>20 seconds
Time flies when you're having fun.
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>>733032443
>do this
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>>733032488
Well it's obvious as fuck he's lying. I think he gets off on it. I'm imagining someone who probably wants to go to jail to try and get raped only to find out that's just not how it is.
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>>733032622
Not gonna happen
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>>733032713
ah, haha.

Thanks.
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>>733032761
you mad because he is lying and it ruined your gay fap? or mad because he is lying in general.
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What's your height and weight OP?
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>>733032792
pls ill pump my load all in your ass. my balls will slap your crack. you dont want to feel my cock throb as i release my load inside your hole? pls op i wont use lube.
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>>733025331
lol'd
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>>733031784
>>733031911
lawyer, former inmates (freed /b/rethren), and CO all call bullshit. anyone who sill believes op is as stupid as he is
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>>733032488
now who's being a new fag
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>>733031824
be patient /b/ro, op will show proof
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>>733032488
Someone answer the man. I've trolled people on MMO's just out of boredom. Seeing people get pissed at me and be unable to do anything to me in real life was somewhat entertaining. People would cuss me out, put me on ignore lists, beg me to stop. It was just fun.
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>>733032945
Mad because I can't tell if this is bait that has gotten me riled up and also that someone is this gay to make up all this bullshit. I know this is /b/ but come on it's pathetic, at least know what it's like to be in prison before spouting a bunch of bullshit.
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>>733033223
I loved trolling on WoW. You could tell when it was a little kid too they would just go into enrage mode. Sadly the game isn't nearly as fun or social as it used to be so I don't play anymore.
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truth be told, the becoming someone's bitch=protection isn't far off assuming that your master is well respected.
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>>733029086
Best way to avoid bullshit in genpop? Buddy of mine is in there for being an idiot and I'm concerned for his dumb ass. He wouldn't hurt a fly but his crime turned him enemy number one regardless of his actual character or his actual actions.....I'm so fucking pissed at him and concerned at the same time. But I guess as unavoidable as it may be:


What are the best ways to:

1- avoid bullshit
2- avoid dingledongs in yer pooper
And 3- best way to be safe overall and try to peacefully do his time?
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>>733033223
It kind of does sound funny when you put it like that. It's kind of boring on here though. I just don't get how I see the same troll threads and responses over and over again. It truthfully boggles my mind.
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>>733033477
>truth

what op needs to learn to do
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>>733033368
Yeah, kids were fun because they completely blew up more often. I enjoyed fucking with older people that could only play for a short period of time each day. They would plead with me to stop ruining their one hour of relaxation or whatever. I haven't played any MMO's in years because I started getting banned at a certain point, so it just wasn't worth it anymore.
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>>733033500
If it involves kids he is done for. Why the fuck would he be enemy number one other wise? If he is getting fucked with you can't look week you gotta fight back. Not OP btw he doesn't know what he's talking about. Especially since he got "Raped" so many times.
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i still can't get over that they give out rubbers in prison, I mean......wtf!
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>>733033633
Almost makes me want to get back into it. You tell some little fag he's trash when he's actually pretty good and they go ballistic. So much entertainment not even playing but just trolling.
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>>733033715
They don't dude do you guys not read the thread? OP is full of shit. Im just sticking around waiting for OP to tell us how hard he baited us all.
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>>733033590
i really wouldn't be able to explain an american experience, as i was held in jail in venezuela a few years ago.
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I am the son of a former warden. I will tell you that while rape is not as bad as it was but is even still common in some jails, the reason OP's story story is bullshit is not because rape doesnt happen but because it's an obvious troll thread. He's just saying gay shit in a candid way to fuck with all of you.
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>>733033846
i want op to take my cock but he wont let me fuck his butt.
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>>733033715
I worked in a prison down under and they did it there, never heard of a rape but what happens off camera is usually never reported, its worse to be a snitch than just about anything else
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>>733033846
3 minutes on google tells me different
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>>733029292
fuck off onision
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>>733029660
I'll redirect my question to you then, best way for an idiot to stay out of trouble in the slammer? Guy is big (fat not in shape at all) but is just all fluff bark and no actual bite. His crime probably makes him a target but the dude legit is a harmless fucking idiot that should have talked to his family or friends about what he was getting into. Instead he got the cavalry in the middle of the night and the slammer for a hell of a long time....1s and 0s....fucking idiot man
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>>733033715
Yes, in Canada they hand out rubbers for the sex that isn't allowed.
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>>733030358
Fuck you nigger ive been here since 79. 8 bit shitposts my nigga I seen it
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>>733031918
>That kid's in here for weed
>Yeah fuck that kid lets rape him
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>>733034084
Stand your ground but stay away from trouble
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>>733034084
Dude what did he do? like I said before if kids were involved he is absolutely fucked and his life will be hell.
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>>733030079
whats 70kg in lbs? am also 165cm
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>>733034887
155
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Assuming this thread doesn't become a bash fest towards the OP, I will share my story from a few years ago.

>Turn 18, it's spring break.
>Parents are undocumented, I decide to visit some family members that live in Venezuela on my own.
>Never have traveled out of the country, a virgin and suck with women.
>Decide to hit up nightlife as its independence from parents.
>Meet cute girl at night club and begin hitting on her. Preppy guy comes over and begins shoving me for hitting on her gf.
>I wasn't going to get punked out, and shove him and he crashes against a table.
>Goons begin throwing glass cups at me.
>Police are called. They take both of us, but I later found out that they released him early cuz of connections.
>I am terrified and now trapped in a foreign country's jail.

...continued?
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>>733034887
times by 2.205 I think
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