When was the Last time you had sex /b/?

>40
>haven't

I busted a nut in this fat bitch two or three weeks ago. it was nice but also depressing.

>>733016070
Your mom can answer that for me

>>733016070
never, 30

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2 weeks ago, then I found my wife naked on skype with some homo. Kicked the bitch out, I'm dying for some new poon. Maybe get myself a negress

>>733016306
nice. nothing wrong with the ole jungle fever. only way that can go wrong is if you end up dating one of em

2 days ago

This morning

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August 8th, 2006.

nevar

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>>733016384
nah dude, date black chick and you will never be bored.

probably like 6 months ago maybe longer. Feels bad man.

>>733016144
>>733016292

Why are you guys neckbeards? why not fuck a prostitute or go to the bunny ranch in Vegas??

Yesterday.

>>733016070
Year ago

At least 30 days

bout 6 days ago, when gf wasn't bleeding everywhere.

April fools day. Not kidding.

>>733017606
And before that I went 2.5 years

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>29
>Late 2011

I will probably reach my 30s sexless.

>>733016991
lol you think it's a choice

>>733017606
>Sex on april fool's

Was it a joke? Greentext?

About too my wife is in the shower.

never, 19.

i-it's too late for me, m-might as well an hero.

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>>733016070

Let's see, today is Friday, the 18th, of May, 2017

A long fucking time.

last weekend

>>733018034
Live stream right now worthless faggot.

>>733016070
6 years ago...

Last night.
Stop masturbating so much and raise your test levels. You might even find a girl as your confidence surges.

>>733018350
Raising your test levels can only go so far when you're 30 live with your mom, have bad anxiety and are socially retarded,

Reading this, suicide is seeming like a real option

>>733016070
A couple weeks ago. My girlfriend and live about an hour away from each other and money is tight so we don't see each other every week.


She's moving to my town in june tho.

>>733018034
How can it be too late at 19?
I can understand why it would seem beyond hope at 30 but 19!? Really?

>>733017540
That never stopped me and my gf.

>>733017873
It's not very greentext worthy, I was hanging out with my friend, it was late as shit and his absolute slut of a fuck buddy came over and when he went to do something I fucked her (he said he didn't care prior) but he got in his feeling about it after but got over it. She sucked me off one time after that like a few weekends ago which was cool. Hoping to never see her again.

>>733018481
It's called natural selection. If you can't overcome yourself, the be my guest and hero yourself.

>>733016250
BURN

>>733016991
Yeah i still dont get how some people dont get laid. I mean she might not be hot but it would still count, youre probably lettimg other issues cripple you. Sex isnt that hard to come by even for ugly people.

Senior year of high school with a shy girl in my AP cal class with cute titties. Had her pressed against the wall on her bed pounding the cooch nearly every day after school

>>733016070
7 years

idgaf

Gf 3 days ago.

last night

>>733016070
About an hour and a half ago. And it was good.

April 7th 2007. Ironically I slept with her for three more years, never once got to bang her again.

This morning and I plan on I again tonight aye

>>733018523
she suckin other dick sorry bro

>>733016745
My man, what happened?

>>733018596
Just icing on the cake?

>>733016070

April 9th with a beautiful First Nations woman I love and miss dearly.

>>733018063
buddy the 18th is thursday

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almost 1.5 year ago, nothing since
im starting to forget what love feels like
mfw

>>733016070
Fuck that's hot. And a few years.

>>733016070
About 4 minutes ago. I still have wet cum on my leg. qt3.14 laying next to me lurking /b/ so heads up. There's an actual super hot weirdo real life girl trading barbs with you somewhere in here. Faggots

>>733016070
Monday

>>733016070
It's been like 2 years or something

2hrs ago. I'm bored of having sex.

>>733016070
yesterday

>>733018752
how can you not give a fuck?!
sex is fucking amazing

>>733019104
That's what happens in a relationship

>>733018978
sex =/= love

>>733016070

7 years ago

February 15th this year, first time with a girl, probably getting laid soon though

My ex broke up with me in like march its been hell fuck him tho

>>733018978
Sex and love arent the same.

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Three years my dude. I'm sick of it now, though. Going to get laid by the end of July: God wills it.

>>733016070
Last saturday night.

5 minutes ago, with my hand

fapping to OP losing his virginity https://hanime.tv/hentai-videos/boku-to-misaki-sensei-1

>>733016070
goddam. sauce?

>>733019252
>>733019305
..do you really think i dont know that?

>>733019163
Sex is okay, it took me until the third chick until I actually enjoyed it. Its cool but it's just another thing. You've never had shitty sex? My first gf was absolutely horrible in bed and I only had sex again after that so the last girl i had sex with wouldn't be my ex and that time was cool but I came entirely too fast so kinda sucked

>>733019205
Unfortunately I'm not in one. I can talk to girls super easy and make them fall in love with me but I have this pathetic little pee shooter of a penis and it's just no fun to fuck with.

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>>733019355
God wills those dubs and your crusade for poon

>>733019418
Never know on b. People are clueless about the most obvious things and give meaning to the most trivial.

Haven't. Too introverted to either make relationships last or just take a leap and ask to fuck.

Stopped caring a few years ago. Beating it gets me the same feeling without the effort.

2015, and it was not worth it.

>>733016070

26, haven't. Was supposed to lose it to this girl from CL on Monday, but she was too chunky to penetrate. Got sucked off instead, but still a virgin.

Five years. Ex. Came close a few times since. Im a shut in and my emotional state has only deteriorated. I live alone. All my friends are in a town 2hrs away. I don't think im ugly, just inept.

>>733019563
>Never know on b
kek, true

I got married in 2013, so 4 years ago

I left my prude ex-wife last may, and fell in love with a Portuguese girl on the internet. Lame, amiright? Flew out to see her in November and we banged for two weeks straight, came back to the states and am trying to get her a fucking visa.

Meaning, its been too fucking long.

>>733019622
> too chunky to penetrate
sounds like smalldickitis to me anon

Yesterday, not including the amazing hand job I got today

>>733016070
november 2014

im 22.

>>733019821
Nobody could have sexual intercourse for two weeks straight you fucking liar.

>>733019821
did you bring up the visa or her
be careful, anon
are portugese women the same as filipina women for example when it comes to visa for residency?

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>>733018925

She sent me a message on MySpace. We hung out twice, second time we had sex. She was ten years younger and just wanted to date casually, I was still torn up over my ex-fiance leaving me so I was too clingy and wanting to be in love again. That wasn't her bag so she stopped talking to me. Still look at her FB every once in awhile. I think she's with a girl now.

>>733019893

Sad but true.

>>733019821
I actually work for the immigration office, where are you based? I can definitely help you out and have it processed quicker.

Maybe an hour ago with my incredible boyfriend he fucked me so harrrd

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>>733020120
Damn /b/ro

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>>733020120
>She sent me a message on MySpace
so then.. 10 years ago?

Yesterday. Then we went to get some mangos and brisk tea.

Reading this thread just makes me realise how easy it is to stagnate and get obssesed with unimportant things in life. I mean sex is important sure, but so is improving yourself amd doing something you love. Finding what you wana do. Seems like people are grtting fixated on this and talkkng themselves in to a depression.

>>733020720
Yes.
>>733016745

Week ago

>>733018946
I don't mind it bro.

>>733020838
oh
that sucks
i really dont wanna end up there, any advice for other torn up anons?

>>733018920
Not all girls are sluts, bro.

>>733016070
About a month ago. I am out of town working, and I don't cheat.

>>733016292
All hail the wizard

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>>733016144
>>733016292
How does it feel knowing 15 year old kids are getting more pussy

>>733016070
A week ago. But I travel for work. Should be home next week and I'll have sex again every day until I leave.

Never, lol

>>733016070
Less than an hour ago

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>>733018324
Me too! Was it you i fucked in 2011?

Literally 2 mins ago. Gf sleep, I'm trying to sleep.

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>>733021665

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3 nearly 4 months it's gets easier as time goes by

>>733021811
Where do you find them?

>>733021896
Tinder and low value parties

>>733020438
Thanks anon.

>>733021002
Don't do what I did. Go and fuck the grief out of your system. I don't know why I was so ready to get right back into a relationship after the last one ended, I guess it was because it was what I was used to at that point. Run around and get your dick wet for at least six months before even thinking about seriously dating another girl. Don't talk to your ex for at least the same amount of time. Hard reset.

>>733021665
Maybe!

Last week. Was almost a year before that though

>>733016070
3 hours ago

4 years 8 months ago

26 yo
2 weeks ago
Tomorrow I'm gonna wreck my petite gf's shit

August 13th, 2016

Can you get in trouble for talking to a minor

This morning with my 19 yr old wife.
I'm 45 btw..

I'm asexual so I have never and I don't want to ever

>>733019973
You're so right!! maybe a few times a day or more but no way in hell 2 weeks straight with no sleep, I would die

2 nights ago had a drunken threesome with my friend and a girl we've known for years. Love sluts

>>733018034
Lost my virginity at nineteen after only dating a girl for three months. Lower your standards, man up, ask a girl out and just don't be a sperg and you'll most likely get laid.

>>733022962
And she has down syndrome

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>>733022790
yes

I can't even remember. My girlfriend doesn't fuck me. We're both 20 but she acts like we're 50. shes probably cucking me with some big nigger named Latrell

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>26
>never

>>733023262
Naytron

>>733023173
3 months? Dang man, my last gf wondered why I hadn't fucked her after a week and a half, she was from Oshawa though

>>733023338
>>733023262
Tyrese

>>733023338
fucken Big Daquan swingin his 10 incher

>>733023229
How? What if it's just talking

>>733020054
Portugal is in europe. They're like the spanish except their language sounds a little derpier to english ears. I had no idea portugese people even needed a visa to visit the usa

I had a hot girlfriend but I didn't fuck her for like 4 and a half months so she dumped my ass to the curb.

Still virgin

>>733023262
Lonquavious

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maybe 5 hours ago? with pic related

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>>733023594
Yeah she looks like a fucking pig even without that filter

>>733016070
5 years ago.

>>733023405
>>733023469
>>733023338
>>733023262

LeKeithen LaMario

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1997. No joke, 20 years ago.

Don't care either. If I did it wouldn't be 20 years.

>>733023262
Jaquez busts mad loads

Like ten minutes ago. Got creampied and took a second load to the face.

>>733023767
>>733023547
>>733023469
>>733023405
>>733023338
>>733023262

Kejuan Shamarell

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>>733023481
It's called child grooming you dumb nigger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming

>>733016991

> or

>>733016070
theres no way you could see glow through her collarbone/sternum

>>733023986
>>733016070
>>733023767
>>733023547
>>733023469
>>733023405
>>733023338
>>733023262
Darell
but its pronounced Duh-rell

>>733024406
I thought that was a battery brand

about a week ago, was with a condom though so it was pretty shit. GF didnt like the birth control she was on so she stopped taking it, problem is i can rarely cum with a condom on so it ends up dragging on forever while she cums and im basically watching TV

>>733024531
Duracell

>>733018034
same but im 21
got my dick sucked a couple times at least so its whatever

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>>733024614
Really nigga

Exactly 2 years ago in June 2

>>733016070
25 minutes ago. Ex gf.

>feelsokayman

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>>733024694
yeah really

>>733024382
>What is video editing

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>>733024819
>the joke
>(You)

>>733024580
Been there, kek

>>733016070
This afternoon. Got a blow job behind a church

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>>733024974
Ha ha good joke

Earlier today, morning sex is the best

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>>733025085
I'm so witty what can I say

>>733016070
Kissless virgin over here, ayy lmao.
It's not that I'm unattractive, I just push everybody away with threats of mutilation.

I/m 19 and never got a handjob or blowjob.

What's your first time like? I'm scared I'll explode immediately

>>733016070
Last time I had sex was in 2003

And I'm ashamed to admit, but it wasn't free

>>733026831
normie

>>733026630
You will.

You'll know she's a fucking slut if she makes fun or takes it badly.

>>733017745

Hot pic

>>733027219
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy

Two nights ago.

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just now

I'm 16 and last had sex 3 hours ago, oh I'm underage? Ban me mods, i may not be able to post here, but atleast I know what I feels like to cum in a 15 year old.

>>733016070
Never

>>733016070
yesterday. wife. fighting tonight though...might not get laid. sad panda.

>>733016070
Yesterday, with an 18yo chick. She had only had sex a couple times before when she was 17. There was blood and we could only go for like 60 seconds. Shit was not cash. She had also fucked my roommate before that, also for about 60 seconds before he passed her to me.

>>733027782
Damn, the summerfags are early.

>>733016070
>implying I ever have

>>733016070
Last night.
Got my dick pricked by the IUD though, didn't feel good when she orgasm'd at all. It's a curse and a gift at the same time.

>>733027782
You ain't the only one. I got mine to do anal.

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Last time at the AMP. Shit's so cash. She lets me fuck her without a condom.

Probably have aids.

>>733027845
If you had it yesterday then why in the fuck would you care about it tonight? What the fuck is wrong with you is there nothing else in your life? No wonder she's fighting with you you're pathetic.

>>733016070
>Be me last august
>2 girls in my life are best of friends
>crushing on 1 of dem for years
>dated a couple times
>broke up both times due to distance/ we werent seeing eachother enough
>still liek this chick
>me and other girl get drunk
>fuck
>shes shit but hot
>find out other girl wanted to get back together cuz were living in the area for school
>now girl i fucked pretends i dont exist and were not friends
>girl i liked wont give us another shot
> cuz i fucked her best friend.
> Litterally going on vacation with ex-girl tomorrow morning at 7am.

>what do

>>733027459
i bloody knew it
hope you overcome your fear of the dentist

>>733016070
lol younguns boasting anal and sex life...

>>733028014
As did I, not all it's put up to be. Rather
blah.

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>>733027765
Made her count like the pretty girl she is, she came 11 times now she's sleeping

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>>733028200
>groovemapepe.png

February 2015

>>733028045
You don't pitch a tent several times a day?

>>733016070
November of last year.

>>733024406
the Chad of niggers

Today

>>733016070
Fucked my wife 2 days ago - first time after a march pregnancy. Pussy felt just like I remember! Maybe I'm lucky. I don't know?

>>733027970
You're fucking joking. Seriously?

>>733016070
1.5 years ago

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>>733029608
Same

>>733016070
2010

But I get regular blowjobs and handjobs. Rough ones when I ask

It's ok

Never and I never will, it's a curse but whatcha gonna do

>>733018034
Also go to the gym, there is no reason why a young male should not have some level of physical fitness

>>733016070
1 week ago
drinks, hottub, crash in same bed "wanna fuck?" "do you have a condom" "yes"
she was super surprised and it basically made the river run with pussy juice to know i was prepared

About two weeks ago with an escort
I had a great time. Looking forward to next week
Gonna make it a monthly thing

Bout 6 hours ago

>>733016070
Thanksgiving 2010

Just finished my girlfriend is right next to me best part is she's infertile btw she's kinda chubby but she's at a healthy weight not a land whale and not a noodle from my experience with her I found that Asian mix girls are the best

About 1.5 months ago, changed jobs to another city and lost my fuckbuddy by doing so :(

>>733016991
(im not him)

I have no issue with someone getting a prostitute, but i have no desire

its creeps me out and i would not enjoy it

>>733021011
false

Yesterday, today i couldn 't

19.5 years and counting...
never even had a smallest sexual interaction in my life

>>733016070
I think a month ago.

>>733016070

About an hour ago. Why?

late summer 2006

7th grade, confirmation. Father Jacob took me behind the altar through the door that leads to the priest's quarters. He told me I had a special grace about me and, with his help, I could come closer to the Lord. He said as a steward of God, a priest of the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church, what was pleasing to him was pleasing to the Most High. He placed his hand gently but firmly on my thigh then said, "Let us pray." As he began imploring the Holy Spirit to descend upon me, he rubbed his hand on my thigh in such a way that his hand descended upon my genitals. I knew it was wrong, but I couldn't help enjoy the feeling. Reciting a prayer I'd heard him recite hundreds of times, he began taking off his pants even as he chanted. "Touch it," he told me. "It's ok. It's God's will," he said. I felt the throbbing firmness as my hand grasped around it. Next thing I knew, it was in my mouth. It only took a few seconds for Father Jacob to release his load. He told me I couldn't truly be confirmed into the Church until I felt the Power of the Holy Spirit for myself. He played with my genitals for some time before I became hard, but when I finally did I was ready to burst with anticipation. Moments later, my cock was in his mouth and he sucked it like a champion. After 2-3 minutes, he slipped his pinky into my tiny asshole. That's when I came. I haven't had a sexual encounter since, but I can't imagine anything coming close to my first high, so to speak.

>>733028069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc

>>733019054
tits or gtfo fag

>>733030124
How did you arrange an escort? Preferred 411 or what?

>>733031440
Wall of text - no one will read...try again.

>>733016070

Been about a year. 28 years old here. Used to be the GM of a bar. Shit changes real fast.

>>733016070
I slept with a girl like 10 months to a year ago. She had a boyfriend so it probably wasn't the best idea. Now I'm talking to my ex who also has a bf and she's pretty friendly. What's wrong with me b ??

>>733020422
>implying

A week ago sex and 3 days ago a blowjob.
Wife is 31 yo im 25

>>733020422
There's a distinct lack of tits in this post.

>>733031572
its some fake shit about a priest raping him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF2VEPAiNFE listen to this for a month everyday if you really wanna get laid trust me

>>733016070 kcyostoyrelok

>>733016070
New Years Eve then she broke up with me

>>733022575
>virgin
sex isn't about wrecking and smearing shit all over you and the house.
are you german?

>>733016070
December, but lets get back to this amazing webm. Seeing the dildo going down her throat is fucking hot. If only she could swallow it whole without repercussions.

>>733023262
>>733023338
>>733023405
>>733023547
>>733023767
>>733023986

Good job boiz.
You made me laugh in my misery

>>733032182
the lighting effect in her throat is shopped in

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>>733016070

>>733027845
>sad panda
jerking it with lolis tonight?

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About 3 days ago. My gf and I have had conflicting work schedules, but she has the weekend off so we're gonna fuck...a lot.

Pic related, her tits.

>>733032558
>Pic related, her tits.
You dont sayyyyy

>>733016070
Never

>>733032605
Well, yah, I do.

>>733016070
19 years

>>733027838
Get drunk, drink a red bull. done. there's a lock for every key. keep your head up anon.

>>733016070
About to be a year in a few days. Feels bad man.

a bit over 3 years

>>733032794
I'm ugly, fat, young and with anxiety. There's everything to lose.

>>733016070
it's been a year.
>holyshit.jpeg

>>733029920
explain?

>>733016070
like 3 weeks now, i was hanging out with a girl from college but she wanted to be my gf so I stopped talking to her. Last night she uploaded a photo with his new bf on instagram, quite a relief but it came to my mind the bitch might as well fucked that guy at the same time. Good luck with the herpes dude.

>>733018350

>confidence surges
wtf
what a nice surge of confidence

>>733016070
My laptop is on my girlfriends back right now and I'm fucking her doggystyle.

>>733018898
ayyy

>>733016070
july 19, 1998. she tried to cut my dick off with a pair of pruning shears the next morning, then killed herself and our unborn baby.

>>733019054
tits or gtfo faggot

>>733016070
3 months ago. My girlfriend doesn't fuck me anymore. Claims shes "not into sex anymore". Yes, I know shes fucking someone else. No, I don't give a fuck anymore.

>>733033492
sounds like fun

>>733033492
why?

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never. am asexual

>>733018481

I'm 30 and I live with my parents. I have confidence to talk to girls but I never follow through because i'm embarrassed that I live with my parents. I'm looking for a better job to move out and I just got a new car. I got to the gym often and most people I work with think i'm 22.

Work on yourself man. Suicides not the answer.

>>733033580
Dude, you gotta get out. that "not into sex" shit means she's got someone new who fucks her better

>>733033735

Also i'm not a virgin I was married for 6 years and had a few relationships after. Just at a low point in my life gradually moving up. If I can do it, everyone my age and older can too.

>>733033727
will i regret feeling this way when 30 and become a wizard?

>>733033492
Shouldn't have raped her. Consequences will never be the same.

>>733033115
I'm an emotionless ghost that no girl wants to be around.

December 28th, 2015

>>733016070
30 mins Ago.

>>733033961
wizard dude.
you could cast spells and shit.
maybe go to hogwarts

Holy fuck. Three years at this point. I'm not completely ugly either and I go to the gym. I could probably get laid if I really felt like it but I don't even want to go out anymore. 25 years old and I'm kind of in a rut.

Few days ago but couldn't climax because of escitalopram. Went down on her instead.

>>733016070
last night, real tight

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>>733022962
Country? how did this happen?
im 21, but plan on sodomizing teens (consentually) when im an older man

>>733016070
Last night

>>733034133
yeah maybe ill cast suicide on myself and leave my shithole life

>>733032340
Well that's disappointing.

>>733016070

Yesterday, morning sex with the gf pre b-day celebrations, and the night before. But sometimes we go a week or two between.

Never

>>733017745
Das a nice pussy.