Where's my daily Ellie thread?
>>733001264
kys
>>733001264
Fuck off, cunt.
>>733001985
What a fucking faggot
>>733002000
bumping because i was gonna /r/ one earlier myself
can we get ellie jilling at the funeral?
>>733001264
is this the original frame?
>>733002412
this pls
>>733002547
it is
bumbo
>>733003687
What happened to her?
>>733004184
Sweet!
>>733004086
>>733004086
Nerve gas
>>733004364
rape gas
>>733004662
>rape gas
kek
>>733005998
wtf...
>>733005998
oh shit, you're killing me
>>733005998
Proceed....
>>733005998
Pic related doesn't even come close to how confused your post makes me.
>>733005998
Excellent.
>>733005204
"Making the toilet paper roll spin makes Ellie think of fidget spinners. Ellie enjoys playing with fidget spinners when she's not touching her vagina or breasts. However, Ellie knows she must not make the toilet paper spin."
>>733005998
Kek
>>733004086
wiped back to front
>>733008636
Hearthly kek.
http://www.autismhelpforyou.com/spinning_what's_the_fascination.htm
>>733001264
can't stop
>>733009019
The distorted visual effect is the stench emanating from her vagina?
>>733009213
this isn't even her final form
/b/ needs to find contact info for the original artist who illustrated these books, and make them see what we've gloriously done with them.
where can i find the whole thing?
>>733010002
gimme 5 minutes I will upload it
>>733001264
>>733010002
>the whole thing?
Right here, big boy ;)
>>733009760
well /b/ is full of cuck wannabe artists so he might as well be here.
>>733009760
artist name is Jonathan Powell
>>733010002
here enjoy faping
https://mega.nz/#!JsFCRASC!0II6Fk5I-kyppUO2sj8AL-4V5TguiL17FzgfMZfOI2c
>>733010254
My nigga
>>733002273
No joke, this is exactly my fetish
>>733003687
that's my favorite dvd
>>733010315
got it? cuz Im removing it in a few minuites
>>733010644
Hold up, lemme download the mega app to download that shit in Mobile
>>733010644
Got it, thanks fam
>>733010986
got things tom likes?
>>733010986
ok, removed
>>733010254
hate to ask but do you have the tom version too?
I'm dying
>>733011199
fucking missed it by a minute. Fuck
>>733011251
no sorry, but i will look around on some book trackers
>>733011297
wait I will look for the links from yesrday
What in the fuck is this even?
What about the other autistic heros in the Elle series? Like her autistic black boyfriend?
>>733011334
fucking love you anon
>>733010419
Whhyyyy does this shit even exist?
>>733011509
its available on myanonamouse tracker
>>733011750
ready to rock and ROLL
>>733011826
cuz because of the GMO food and vaccinations by 2025 50% of all kids will be autistic
>>733004086
missed a carraige
get it
Couldn't they at least find a better artist?
>>733011750
3, 4, 5 or 6 please!
ok its now on
userscloud dot space com/ndg5z03ula96
>>733012072
Meh, I like where this is going.
>>733010465
I lost.
>>733012058
I like this simplistic style myself. Makes creating all types of shit edits much easier!
>>733009760
Can we get these books nominated for a Pulitzer? Maybe even an Oprah book club sticker?
>>733012494
sure, that would be awesome
>>733011750
>>733012231
>The thought of calling Toriel "mother" fills Tom with DETERMINATION!
who has links to the puberty one etc?
>>733012395
Ellie and Tom sure seem to spend a lot of time sneaking around construction sites............
>>733011850
upload another mega you dumb nigger
>>733010465
I too lost. Fucking linksys did me in
>>733011750
C'moooon 5-6!
>>733011750
rolll
>>733012886
i put it on userclouds you stupid fucks
>>733012997
Dammit.
>>733011750
rollinggg
>>733011750
roll
>>733011750
>>733010176
Holy shit he literally looks like Tom!
https://www.artstation.com/artist/jonathanpowell
>>733013599
Things Jonathan Likes
>drawing images of underage autistic girls masturbating
>>733011750
how could you do this.
rolling
>>733010562
anyone got this?
>>733013822
hey it's a paid job!
>>733014031
True. I suppose I shouldn't be giving him so much shit. Still, I'd love for him to see what we're doing with his work, kek
>>733011750
roll
>>733014192
send it to him then
>>733014192
>https://www.artstation.com/artist/jonathanpowell
he is probably autistic himself
Wow....have you loser faggots no shame slandering a man who did nothing to you guys and ruined his artwork with your filthy pathetic fantasy?
Lord, have mercy.
Tom and Ellie get together and live happily ever after. the end
>>733015018
you DO know you're on /b, right?
>>733015018
Nigger what fucking website do you think you're on??
This guy's like the new Ben Garrison
>>733013584
Things Adult Ellie Likes
>Ellie loves taking $300 from men for an hour of fun. She lets the men touch her vagina and breasts. Ellie knows she must give half of this money to Daquan, though.
>>733001264
who cares its the same fucking pictures every time just save them all
>>733015275
kek
>>733014881
Heeeey, he's pretty good!
>>733011750
5GET
>>733015366
Man, who made you all poop pants, anon?
Besides, I see new amazing images each time this thread appears.
Anyone have a link to the pdf of the original.
>>733012231
>>733015625
>>733011750
rollo
>>733015655
>>733015688
>>733015485
Have this for your optimism
Ive only seen this posted once, so have my rare ellie
>>733015655
oh gawd, we ARE on /b! top kek
>>733015713
>>733015405
>I got the sexiest Ellie
Wow she's really going at it haha
Damn like she's got half her hand in there too!
>>733015845
>>733013584
I want to fuck adult Ellie to be honest with you my fam
a real retard: Wendy from Howard Stern show
>>733015890
So basically Tom wishes he had a dick like the ones he sees on his mother's laptop?
>>733016200
Get out of here, faggot. No one cares.
>>733015980
I would violently violate adult Ellie with my tongue, but I'd still rather have teen Ellie.
So here's the shittiest idea of all time: we, as a whole, pool all of our money together, or at least as much as we are willing to donate. Over the course of weeks, everybody Ellie thread is loaded with requests for money. We raise over $100,000. Then, we pay Johnathan Powell to draw the most compromising and disgusting pictures of Ellie he can. God knows he's not making much money now, if we all work together we can fulfill our dreams.
>>733011750
1-2 get
>>733016407
I doubt he'd agree. He is probably autistic and he will contact the cops instead
>>733016506
This. He'll probably REEEEEEEEEEE we're using his wholesome, educational and totally not pornographic art for our amusement. Specially if he wants to stay in good terms with the people paying him to make these.
>>733016407
I'd want it to be an entire book.
"More Things Ellie Likes"
Must have the family dog and a jar of peanut butter involved.
>>733016407
Alternatively, we could always get this guy to do it:
>>733010465
He makes a good style imitation.
>>733016867
should be easy to draw
>>733017055
anyone checked for 34 rule ellie yet?
Anyone got the things Tom likes PDF?
>>733010644
Can you reupload it? I missed it.
>>733011958
You're autistic, you ignorant fuckwit.
>>733017523 the other link
>>733012100
>>733017547
so you think vaccination and GMO food have nothign to do with more kids getting autism all the time?
>>733017459
i' been looking but all i can find is the same book everywhere
>>733017901
>more kids getting autism all the time
[Citation Needed]
>>733017901
The Andrew Wakefield study that linked vaccination and GMOs with autism was discredited and Wakefield has since lost his medical licence.
I personally attribute the rise in better diagnosis and reporting.
>>733017547
Liberal, race-cucked angry hippie woman gives birth to autistic kid.
"This can't be! I live a healthy life of pot and shitty music!"
"It must have been something else!"
Blames insecticides proven to not cause autism, MSG, GMO, gluten, meat and vaccines.
Becomes activist against all of them.
>>733017901
Not who you replied to but yes, I do. Vaccinations have existed in the Western world since the early 19th century, and genetic modification in the form of selective breeding has existed for thousands of years. Increased autism diagnoses are largely a result of increased awareness of the disorder and improved methodology for detection and treatment.
>>733017498
Lol what's going on in that pic? Pajama party?
>>733018219
Less /pol/, more Ellie porn. More queen of /b/!
>>733017901
Show me an article with actual scientific research that points to GMOs and especially vaccines (because your kids dying slowly and painfully of tetanus is ok just as long as they won't have a nebulous chance of "catching" retardation based on quackery of pseudoscientists)
Hard mode: do so without using a site that advertises crystal healing, EM wave mitigating clothing, "herbal supplements", astral projection etc.
>>733018192
>I personally attribute the rise in better diagnosis and reporting.
This, probably. In other times these people were either just know as the town's idiot, or that one nutty guy, or if they were high functioning and lucky enough they could never know they ahd autism at all and lead happy, productive lives. I'm sure it's still like that in many places.
>>733018451
>"herbal supplements"
We would like all of our valued customers know that our product does not contribute to autism! But if you buy our product, chances are you already have it...
>>733018219
amen.
I'm honestly convinced that if there is anything causing autism, it's stupid assholes with weak genes breeding and then nurturing their retarded offspring with garbage media and bad parenting. Telling your sprog "oh you are special bcuz u have autism so u don't need to try hunny" doesn't help either. It's like ADD. Sure it exists, but most cases are fucktards who have no self discipline and are enabled by their parents.
>>733018884
Not two dads. The gay looking one is her pedo uncle.
>Ellie likes when uncle Randy visits. He visits her almost every day after school before her parents come home.
>>733019011
>weak genes
See, this is how you can tell when someone doesn't know shit about genetics.
>>733019148
Untermench BTFO eternally
Anyone got a sharable copy of these books?
CHRIST JUST SHOW ME ELLIE IN DOGGY POSITION FOR FUCKS SAKE ALREADY!!!
>>733019402
Closest I could find
I don't mean this in a vulgar or disgusting way, but has anyone else ever noticed just how attractive autistic girls are when they're physically a QT? They smile a lot more, they don't go overshitboard on their makeup trying to look like "chica" or "partygirl." They're a ton more accepting and less critical. They don't permanently draw all over themselves with tattoos.
Seriously, autistic girls are master race (when they don't look like malformed cabbage).
>>733016726
we hold him hostage and threaten to chop off his wee wee and force feed it to his family
>>733019802
No hair flower.
Tattoo.
Not blue eyes.
Fuck you. Not Ellie.
>>733018192
discredited
by people paid to hide the truth.
i say 2+2=4 and several much more respected scientists say its 356564 because theyre paid to. does that make them right?
>>733020042
Do you think the Moon Landing was faked too?
>>733020184
Probably does. Anon probably believes in global warming as well.
>>733020042
Who was paid? By whom? Can you name a single person?
>>733020184
it could be i have no evidence either way.
i think they faked the first one to have a secret real first one using funding aquired after public intrest peaked after seeing the fake one. i merely analyze the statistics.
as for vaccines.
get one for polio you dont want that m'kay?
the flu? if you know anything about the flu you know that a vaccine that isnt independently addaptive is useless.
I'm actually searching ManyVids for a girl who can pull off the Ellie look if I offer to pay for the costume. Unfortunately, none have the right hair so far.
>>733020585
And dinosaurs weren't real. Don't forget.
THIS IS A FUCKING IMAGEBOARD JUST POST THE FUCKING COMIC ALREADY YOU RETARDED FUCK GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE
>>733020338
Global warming isn't a conspiracy you dumb hick.
>>733020431
the scientists were paid by the government because the government does everything possible to make mankind suffer and die. they want to euthanize 99 percent of mankind to elevate themselves to gods and conquor the universe. they are worse than mao zhe dong, worse than jeffery dahmer having sex with clown john wayne gacy while wearing human skin stitched into a frankenstein look while they bath in virgin blood and feast on babies
even worse than jewish satan
>>733020979
t. guy who was raped at age 4 and copes by having debilitating trust issues
>>733020886
>>733020886
dino saurers are just lizards not dino saurers so yeah dino saurers didnt exist pre historic lizards did.
>>733020979
Okay, I'm out. It was fun while it lasted.
>>733020733
get her a wig
>>733001264
I wonder just how useful this would be for Autists - will they actually sit down and read a book?
>>733021094
>not getting the sarcasm
Ellie, is this you???
>>733021203
depends on their level
>>733021208
Are you still not posting the fucking comic?
Seriously, you're still here babbling it up in your shitty useless thread not posting the comic.
abandon thread, completely derailed, no more Ellie content being posted
>>733021094
more like everyone i was ever friends with now fucks me over for dope first chance they get. and the only girl that showed interest was scamming me out of stuff. the only way to get the truth is through torture. "make you eat your family" torture.
never trust anyone. not even yourself
>>733021208
youre the retard im being genuinely genuine
>>733021358
/thread
>>733021517
Why are threads in /b/ like a round of Space Station 13?
>>733019729
>autistic
>smiling more
>>733020042
Yea...but you're saying 2+2=potato so it's not a very good analogy
>>733022041
>Yea...but you're saying 2+2=potato so it's not a very good analogy
Because anon was vaccinated at youth and became OG Ellie aka Potato Girl.
>>733001264
What is this new autism?
POST.
THE.
COMIC.
YOU.
SHITHEADS
>>733016867
The Aristocrats!
>>733022526
Potatoes cause autism!
(literally the same reasoning as vaccines and GMO cause autism)
>>733022649
its a book, not a comic
>>733022997
"Lots of other people?" Fuck that shit, I order my pizza. Not going to make fucking pizza...
Autists who work at Pizza Hut make my fucking pizza.
>>733022526
Naw it was cuz of his mom drinking and smoking while pregnant. The vaccinations weren't an issue
>>733022649
a retarded girl makes pizza, dances to music, takes her clothes off AND masturbates. The end.
happy now?????
>>733023174
Fuck yeah, rub it you dirtly little girl.
>>733023221
Drinking and smoking during pregnancy being the causes for birth defects are lies perpetuated by paid scientists!
>>733023402
Trust me, everyone "hears" what Ellie is doing even when she schlicks in her bedroom privately.
>autistic female moaning
>>733023431
Good point! Those same genius men exposed the LIES about FLOURIDE! Teeth are fine on their own, look at animals! Brushing your teeth leads to death in 100% of the people who injest FLOURIDE!
>>733023698
"buttocks"
mfw I realize this was WRITTEN by an autistic person...
>>733023812
9/10 would smash and save the creampie to sniff in the future to remember the encounter.
>>733023988
"This is Ahkmed Yassif. Ahkmed Yassif enjoys touching the buttocks and vagina of goats. Ahkmed Yassif does this in public."
>>733024278
Look at her grind on that bicycle seat, holy shit.
>>733011958
pls don't procreate.
>>733024413
***autistic moaning & grunting begins***
>>733001264
what the fuck is this thread
>>733024559
The "bin" is like, completely fucking full.
Ellie must masturbate a fuck ton.
>>733024278
>>733024374
>>733011750
4 get
>>733024788
Here it comes! The dad trying to ignore that his retarded daughter was just fingering herself upstairs so loudly everyone could hear!
>>733001264
>Real autism looks different though.
>>733010562
why does he look like a ben 10 rip off?
>>733024854
Mom: "Did the PC start to make more & more of those coin dropping sounds as you touched your vagina, sweetie?"
Ellie: "Hur yeahhh!"
>>733024984
No, I don't think that reporter was autistic. He was a tard though.
Sorry guys I'm an oldfag and my brain ran out of space and RAM to process your newfangled ifunny memes. What is this?
>>733025001
ask the artist
>>733014881
>>733014065
>>733024984
true
>>733025438
autists fapping over bad drawings of autistic teen girl masturbating. the usual unfunny /b shit
>>733010254
Somebody else have a link? This one's not working for me