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H-hello Anonymous! How are you f-feeling today? Are you tired?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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H-hello Anonymous! How are you f-feeling today?
Are you tired? Worn out? Unable to cope?
Got a problem y-you need solving?
Need a friendly shoulder to cry on?

I'm h-here for you Anonymous.
Don't s-suffer in s-silence.
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MODS MODS GO AWAY
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>>732990789
>I'm h-here for you Anonymous.
Thanks so much Alice
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First for screaming goldfishes!
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That's a nice camwhore setup you've got there.
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*casts a magic spell*
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>>732990789
How many years have you been doing this for? I've seen you around a few times. You ever post a pic of your cock?
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>>732990789
gay
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I'm depressed, lonely, and have no friends... but these threads at least make things a little better (._. )
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>>732990983
COMEBACK ANOTHER DAY!
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>>732990989
It's m-my pleasure.

>>732991005
Sorry, n-not a camwhore <4
That's just my bed.
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yeah!
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So yeah I never got my reply about my lack of wanting to do anything.
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Im feeling great today Alice
first time in weeks! How are you doing?
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>>732991098
Yes yes, lets try this again
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Posting this again, i never saw the reply: alice im really envious of alot of things and i think it may relate to when my girlfriend cheated on me one of my close friends of mine constantly talked down to me and degraded me and would borderline abuse me about it. someone told me it might be PTSD, but im not too sure. when i see people being happy or in relationships i just cant help but have a deep anger burn inside me. Should i see a doctor?
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>>732990789
cute and pretty ^_^
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>>732991066
Six. D-don't have a cock to post <4

>>732991072
Why d-don't you just come hang with me?
https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>732991125
S-sorry, I got banned <4 Can you r-repeat what you said?
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>>732991098
How is your day?
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>>732990789
I'm out of ideas, Alice. Could you please give me a Fallout New Vegas SPECIAL ?
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>>732991175
T-that sounds like something y-you should talk to an anger management specialist about, yes.

>>732991159
One m-more time...

>>732991142
I am v-very happy to hear that <4 I'm n-not too bad~!
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>>732991265
H-how many points is that total?

>>732991212
Can't c-complain, what about yours my l-love?
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>>732991420
Good having you here on your thread
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>>732991175
I replied in the other thread b4 delete. I'm not sure about PTSD level stuff, but you have hang ups and resentments that at this point are really hurting you more than anyone else, so yes. See someone like Alice said
>>732991326
We're going to celebrate, ah yeah, all right...
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>>732991203
Nigger there is no way you've been here six years. I've been here since 2009, I don't remember seeing your threads.
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>>732990789
I'm confused, who are you? What is this? Etc...
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>>732991420
40 points, you have Strength Perception Endurance Charisma Intelligence Agility and Luck. Min 1 max 10
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>>732990789
I would date you entirely based on your clothes
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>>732991609
>2009 AAAAAAAAAY

Can someone mop the newfag?
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>>732991491
*smiles* I am h-happy to be here <4

>>732991609
2017 - 6 = 2011

You m-may need to learn your basic math, h-here!

https://www.khanacademy.org/

This s-should help <4

>>732991623
I am Alice <4
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I'm miss my kids. So many things remind me of them. A bag of chips at the store or a song coming on the radio. I almost break down 3 to 4 times every hour but can't because I'm at work or around people. I'm scared to sleep because that's the only time I see them and wake up in tears. I'm not well
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>>732991756
But why are you Alice?
Are you just here to talk to people or something? Just be friendly? Are you a trap? Like i'm just confused. I mean it's cool you wanna make a /bant/ personae. I just wasn't sure
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>>732990789
post feet
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>>732991756
So what are you going to do now?
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>>732991326
stfu you attention whoring slut, get a life or job or some shit and stop making these stupid bs gay threads, you're as bad as that andy six shit poster
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>>732991203
How do i sign up for chat?
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>>732991756
Listen here faggot 8 > 6. Are you gay and retarded?
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>>732990789

U got e-mail?, I need help with one thing.
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>>732990789
Why do you talk like a retard?
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>>732992015
Put a nickname, ignore the password
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>>732991637
S - 3
P - 4
E - 2
C - 9
I - 9
A - 4
L - 9

>>732991822
*wraps her arms around you from behind and rests her head on your back* I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry....
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>>732992017
dumb frogposter
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>>732992155
show pussy, bitch
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>>732991981
1. Have a life, t-thanks <4
2. Have a j-job, thanks <4
3. No, I'll d-do as I like.

>>732992015
Just p-put no password in <4

>>732992033
[email protected]

>>732991966
R-run my thread till it is 6 or s-so, then stream <4

>>732992135
I d-don't <4
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Bumpy dumpy had a great thread, don't let alice get to page 15 or the thread will be dead D: also let's see, general help eh, I was really broke during Christmas and my girlfriends birthday and literally got her nothing and have been trying to figure out a good gift, any ideas? My best idea so far is a custom tee with a suit of power armor and and arcanine with relationship goals underneath it, she loves pokemon and fallout obviously.
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>>732990789
when is everyone going to stop paying attention to this chick until she gets naked? wtf happened to you 4chan
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Do you ever feel like crying, but can't?
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>>732991822

As a dad this made me cry anon. Don't know your situation but I hope it works out.
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>>732991822
How long...how long has it been since they've been gone? What happened?
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>>732992254
That's nice, good luck with it
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>>732990789
hey I don't feel bad or anything, my life is fine.
But I apreciate you being here.
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>>732992288
only pussies cry, fgt
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>>732990789
Alice you always improve my day
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>>732992314
Are those tears mixed with semen?
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>>732992281

She doesn't fit the stipulations for tits
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>>732992254
well if you had a full time job/life, you wouldn't be here now would you ?
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>>732992349
Good thing I'm a pussy, isn't it?
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>>732992281
Pretty sure she gets plenty of attention elsewhere
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>>732992281
It's b-been six years dear.

>>732992288
*smiles sadly* All t-the time. Every day, even.
>>732992367
>>732992348
I d-do my best.

>>732992349
And anyone w-who doesn't want a severe stress hormone toxicity.
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I'm going to do no fap from tomorrow any advice?
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>>732992443
Oh and what should my last fap be to?
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>>732992436
I'm glad I'm not alone
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>>732990789
I am in love with a nonhuman video game character, there is nothing that can be done to help me. Just tuck me in and let me die already.
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>>732992414
I d-do, and yet h-here I am. Time management dear <4

>>732992443
Don't, b-because it won't help you in any way.

>>732992489
Never <3 W-we have each other!
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>>732992436
>severe stress hormone toxicity
stop making bs lies, bitch
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>>732992281
She is a regular from like 6 years ago + the time before she went "public". Do you really think she's going to go because you fuckers whisper to your window while crying?
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>>732992483
fap to fur porn, and if you were serious about nofap, you would wear a chastity belt
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>>732992436
So if someone breaks in your room to rape you instead of rape he just licks your armpit from 1to 10 how weird could be?
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>>732992691
>she would prefer rape
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>>732990789
No girls want to collar me. Am sad.
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>>732992587
Tears are a p-potent way to release stress hormones.

>>732992596
If anything w-was going to stop me, it'd b-be that <4

>>732992691
Ehh, average Alice /b/tard encounter, 3/10
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>>732992761
>she
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>>732992301
>>732992314
Going thru a divorce. She filed a TRI. I had to cut all contact with both my kids. If I violate, I go to jail and she gets what she wants. Every part of me wants to break down the door and just hug them and kiss their faces. It's been 3 months. I raised them for over a decade, was there when both were born. I'm not myself to say the least
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>>732992578
Do we truly have anyone?
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>>732990789
show us your dick
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>>732992806
its a trap but we go along with it and call him she, right ?
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>>732991175
you need to turn off the internet and go outside and blow off steam. Walk around until you are too sore to walk anymore. rest a day them do it again. after about a week or to go faster and faster. one day you will find peace and the anger will melt away.
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>>732992812
*TRO
Temporary restraining order
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>>732992824
I d-do <4

>>732992812
That's v-very rough, Anonymous. Feel f-free to email me at [email protected] if y-you want to talk about it.

I'm always here for you.

>>732992873
Don't h-have one.

>>732992880
Not a t-trap.
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>>732992924
Must be nice
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>>732992812
that's what you get for getting married and trusting women, now you're just a fool full of regret, next time make better choices
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>>732991072
no they dont. talking to people makes things better
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>>732992924
well show pussy to prove you aint a trap
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draw more anime
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>>732992970
Yeah. I get that now. Thanks
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>>732992254

>[email protected]

Sent, title is: Personal question about... something, need advice.

Hope for fast reply, if you can.
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>>732992924
Why you always overreact when someone says you are a trap?
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>>732993027
Show your butthole fam and i'll show mine
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>>732992924
hai Alice!
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>>732992963
I h-have you, my dear <4

>>732992998
I'm p-people <4

>>732993027
No thank y-you, you can just come to my twitch stream soon <4

>>732993082
I'll g-get to it after I stream, it's a b-bit of a tight schedule sorry!

>>732993092
I d-don't <4

>>732993114
Hoi!
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>>732993099
I'm not gay
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>>732990789

>be IT consulting anon from a few weeks back who was doing all the shit work on a project that was going downhill
>muh "I can take it"
>turns out maybe I can't

The shitstorm has mostly passed, but even though things are quieter now I find myself getting annoyed at the slightest thing and I'm generally unhappy about things.
Hours, kind of work, pay, etc.

Me and two coworkers got together for a beer yesterday, and it turns out all four of us are seriously thinking about leaving.
I'm pretty sure if anyone leaves it'll cause an avalanche effect that will lead to at least 4 people quitting.
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>>732993158
whats your twitch, bitch ?
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>>732993158
You wouldn't want me either
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>>732993092
She doesn't retard, why do you even care, she isn't going to get naked or fuck any of us so either take her at face value as just another person or fuck off out of these threads and go fap to loli porn or some shit lol
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>>732992812
That's terrible.... the grief you're feeling is palpable.. I strongly advise you to find someone to talk to, that will really listen, doesn't have to be a therapist or anything (though it couldn't hurt), but even if you just message Alice... best of luck.... things may be better in the future but I know they hurt right now...
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>>732992812
this is why there are hitmen
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>>732993158
>I'll g-get to it after I stream, it's a b-bit of a tight schedule sorry!


Understandable, hope you'll have great time streaming.
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This shit is so fucking stupid. Fuck 4chan man I'm just here for the good porn shit but fuck man this site is so fucking cancerous you should all fix your fucking lives man holy fucking shit.
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>>732993287
found the cuck
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>>732990789
where do you stream
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>>732993213
S-sounds like stress dear! Have you t-tried white noise and squared breathing?

>>732993227
Celtyplays, I'm s-streaming right now!

In fact, I'll talk to you all later. If you need me, I'll be available via the following methods:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Feel f-free to come watch me play RE7 in VR and pee myself!
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>>732993346
/thread
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hey alice

i guess i'm kinda stressed out.

i'm studying computer science, and not really keeping up with the material. i feel like i'm too dumb and too unmotivated. browsing 4chins is probably not helping.

on top of that i have money problems. i'm over 9k in debt from student loans, and barely have about 700 in savings. my student loan pays me money every month, but with only bare necessities, i still spend more than i get. if this goes on, i'll be broke by august, unable to pay rent or groceries. now, i can get a parttime job to stay afloat, but i think it'll seriously cut into my studies.

so i feel like i'm hitting a wall in my life. i'm 25 which is probably a little too old to be stuck in this rut.

what can i do? these days, i often think about throwing in the towel and joining the french legion, basically being a mercenary for five years, but i don't know..

will probably just pull myself together and also gtfo 4chan, but it's nice to talk to somebody about this..
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>>732993213
>all four of us

Meant all three. Mixed it up thinking that if anyone leaves, all other four out of our 5 people team will probably leave.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsrfovOPcjk
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>>732993287
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I have lots of abdominal pain. Going to Mayo clinic next week... if I don't kill myself before then.
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>>732990789
Hey Alice,
Honest question here
How big is yor dick?
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>>732993417
What is this "<4" supposed to mean?
Do you pose physically or just these animu things?
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>>732993158
Hi Alice!
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>>732993401
Twitch: celtyplays
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>>732993376
Found the 14 year old
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>>732993287
do you smoke cock for breakfast?
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I'm waiting for the bitch to piss herself like she claims >>732993417
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>>732993092

I..Is...Is this a pic of Alice neechan?
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so how is she posting here while streaming with a VR headset on twitch at the same time?
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>>732993417
Never here in time to say hi.
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>>732990789
Do you know if anyone really deserves to die? If yes, then who?
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Fucking fine.

How am I feeling? Like I've already lived the best years of my life and all I've got to look forward to is years of slow rolling despair.

Yeah I'm tired. I'm always tired. All I do now is go to work, come home, and sleep.

Yeah I'm worn out. I gave more than a decade of my life to a woman who cheated on me serially. When I caught her the 4th time I filed for divorce. I regret it. She's some rat faced lawyer's cock sleeve now.

Cope? I'm beyond coping. Where I am there is no coping. There's just that cold empty feeling that comes from nothing. Doing nothing, feeling nothing, being nothing, hoping for nothing.

Want a problem? The only woman in my life who has taken any interest in me is a stripper. We exchanged numbers and chat/text. She gets as much of the old, kind me that died last year. I think I love her and it's never going to go anywhere.

No. I ran out of tears a long time ago. I'm just working up the courage to do something about this wreck that my life has become.
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>>732993287
wow pathetic is that you sky? hhahahaha
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How do I get a girl to collar me?
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>>732990789
Why are you typing like a retard? Do you think pretending to stutter is cute? It doesn't make you cute, it makes you an annoying, pathetic attention whore.
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>>732991822
kys faggot
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>>732993417
>S-sounds like stress dear! Have you t-tried white noise and squared breathing?

Not really, but I do have an /innawoods/ property I go to on weekeds (when I have time) and do ignorant manual labor on, like chainsawing trees or digging ditches or whatever. It's kinda nice to work on something and have physical tangible effects to show for it rather than just numbers on a screen.

Anyway, it's not like I'm depressed or anything.
It's just that before, I was pretty ok with doing what I do for the pay the give me. Now I'm not anymore, and the others feel the same.
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I hate this bitches ugly trap voice
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>>732993592

I guess it's the same deal as m9.
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>>732993921
I agree with this. Cringe.
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>>732993319
This has crossed my mind believe me. But even after all this, I couldn't be that cruel to deprive my kids of their mom. I wouldn't wish this hurt on my worse enemy
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>>732994185
she isn't a trap
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>>732990789
Well...OK why not.
Alice, I need your advice
So I live in Japan and teach English in a program sponsored by the government.

The other native speakers in this group-- we are all very close. Almost like a family.

There is this guy in the group, half Irish and half German, and he's just so fucking hot. Not just hot, but sexy. His sexiness is from his charm (he has this in spades and even our shy Japanese coworkers say this) and his extreme intelligence.

I am too shy to ask him on a date directly. I think many other girls are too, especially since really attractive Japanese girls flock around him all the time we go out in a group.

How can I get this guy? Pic related, it's him. X.x
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>>732991609
I BEEN HERE SINCE 07 ALICE HAS BEEN HERE SINCE 11
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End your fucking life OP. Jesus Christ. You wanna help people go be pathetic on other fucking sites. This is disgusting.
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>>732993451
If you can't handle a rough semester or two you would not survive the French foreign legion, don't kid yourself.

Get a part time job and work yourself into the ground
If you were struggling studying while not working you were never going to do well anyway
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i love you
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why does she keep moving her feet ?
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>>732992436
YEA I REMEMBER YOU FROM BACK THEN. IT WAS ALWAYS THE STUTTER AND AN ANIME PIC
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>>732994090
Get a load of this edge lord.
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Alright I'll say something I jus got home from work nd my daughter has been awake the last few days later I haven't been able to have sex wth my wife cuz she doesn't go to sleep until like past midnight. I get up at 5:30am wife is sleeping now and daughter is asleep wanna fuck but afraid I won't last that long cuz it's been so long....

What do?
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>>732993451
hey im 100% in the same boat. the only difference is i have a goal and will stop at nothing to get there.

my mother died just after high school and my father was an alcoholic. not a bad guy just very emotionally distant and when my mother died he lost his job and became depressed.

i had a choice. do the same and fail everything or say fuck that life i want to fallow my dreams. i moved out with $2k that i made working on roofs with my dad. then i worked for 3 years taking par-time classes. when i final found a good internship i ramped up my studies and im now 1 year away from graduating. im 25 years old and im about to be a computer engineer.

my advice to you is never give up on your dreams. power through all the shit in life and build a good foundation mentally financially and physically. you can do anything it just takes a ton of hard work and perseverance. hold strong friend and make it to the end!
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>>732993893
Sounds like a monologue from a shitty 80s movie
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>>732993451

>can't pull through a college course
>wants to join the foreign legion

Not trying to break the eggs in your basket but that sounds pretty deluded. You'd never make it past the initial training.
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>>732994531
i guess you're right my dude

ok, gotta gtfo 4channel, bye
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You still haven't killed yourself. Can you please get a gun and point it at a cop?
You can even shout some of the garbage you usually write. That probably helps.
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>>732995272
Yeah, well fuck you.
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Actually this cunt a fairly clever.
She makes lonely nerds think she actually cares about them, which in turn will shell out their neetbux on patreon or during streams in hopes of winning her affection.
This is the easiest way to a comfy life for a female.
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>>732995185
fuck it you're right man
>>732995339
i'm pretty /fit/ actually, been kickboxing for years. joining foreign legion seems like a nice way to escape and have some adventure. but i'll just get a fucking grip and pull through this shit
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>>732995766
Hey calm down buddy, I didn't fuck your wife.

I hope things go well with the stripper though, all up stream from here right champ?
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>>732996174
I see what you did there. I'm just waiting for the moment I can't take any more and blowing my brains out becomes a reasonable idea.
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>>732996353
Don't let pathological people bring the end of you. Your ex was broken before you met her. Use the pain to mend yourself

>how do I mend myself?
Deep, harsh and long introspection. The pain should strip your ego to show you who you are, then you build on top of that.
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>>732990789
Hello, how are you doing tonight sweetie?
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>>732997015
Yeah, and when you take me down to my roots there's nothing worth salvaging. I've served my purpose. Just wasting time now.
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>>732997332
You can't save a drowning fish
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>>732990789
Would you be so kind and tell me one thing. Where do you take all the strength to reply to every lost soul?
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>>732997332
you should start boxing or wrestling or something like that.

maybe learn an instrument or painting or creative writing or something artistic.

or maybe you could make a business venture, some kind of side hustle.

don't know how your financial situation looks, but maybe start thinking about/rethink an investment strategy.

all the good stuff in life takes time, and now that you don't have that bitch in your life eating up your time, you're a rich man
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Why do you type like you're on the autism spectrum. Ex. H-have
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Checkem you ugly Cunt
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>>732990789
Alice 3D is kind and awesome for taking the time to try and help people! I really hope that someone thanks you, Alice! **HUGS**
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>>732990789
i wanna die
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>>732990789
I missed the thread posting again.
Ugh, I always passed out on Alice and Reimu's threads, and now that I don't get actually sleepy early anymore, I have work during weekdays and can't stay up too late..

Anyway I hope you're doing well today Alice, I don't really have anything to discuss about either way though...
Maybe if it was last week, but it faded off and now I'm in the usual aphaty mood.

>>732997734
After a certain point you may end up living for others, basically all you get "happiness" from is being useful/making yourself present for others.
You leave a piece of yourself to others by doing anything with/for them, all you hope for is for them to remember what you did and if you were important for those persons, you don't really want to BE someone but you want to be it for a different reason for each person, so it makes it special for everyone.
At least that's how I see it..
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>>732997857
Financial situation is fine. Right after the divorce I got into that whole turning pain into progress thing and began body building.

I paint already. Never could pick up an instrument.

I used to make money on the side doing commission work. I just don't have any desire to anymore.

Had a good life.A really good life. Not the kind of life you get two chances at.
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>>732992155
Nice build but charisma is useless, you can just level up your speech with skill points which the same bretty much the same thing. overall decent 6/10.
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>>732990789
Marry me, Alice
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My depression is beginning to get the better of me,
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Is OP kill?
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>>732999081
Alice is surely playing RE7 on twitch by now. Not sure when she'll be back.
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>>732990789
Why are you so good Alice?
You suffer from something and you will die soon?
Also i give you a hug for all your work.
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>>732998609
You seem like a pretty good dude; accomplished, successful, classy, repectable. Lot of good things going on.

There was talk recenty of a very successful investor on Wall Street who killed himself. Sometimes it's perplexing, how can people who are so successful, at least in the material sense, be driven to make such a drastic choice?

I guess I'm saying that it's OK to have a kind of depressive episode. It doesn't make you a weak or unfit man, because apparently, it happens to the best.

So all things considered, don't rely on advice from some kid on a Japanese Nazi forum. It's up to you to find inner peace. And if you feel the need to talk to a professional, then that's OK as well.

Have a nice weekend, and best of luck!
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My doggo might be dying. Were taking her to the vet tomorrow, too nervous to function at work. Feels bad man.
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>>733000405
*hugs closely and rests her head on your shoulder* W-what is her name?
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>>733000601
Luna
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>>733000601
First dog ever
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>>733000741
wow that's means "moon" in my language
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>>732990789
I love you Alice!
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>>732998569
I hope you don't do it because you want to stay in mind by some anon's. It reminds me of my primary school teacher. I was the only one who was at her funeral. And she was a fucking great person, but had no one left.
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>>733000861
If it makes you feel better you can always get a better dog if that one dies. Think positive anon, think positive.
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>>732990789
why does my life have to be so shit for reasons I cannot control
why arent eugenics a thing
seriously starting to hate that due to nazi history eugenics is taboo now
fucking sucks
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>>733001008
Pasta detected.
>Most likely
>I guess...
>Not that sure anymore

>>733001369
It doesn't really matter if it's a random anon online or and actual person in front of you...
I just do it..Not really a proper reason behind it, I never cared that much about myself besides basics like hygiene and all things like that..
It gives me a little hope every now and then just to go on.
Even if in the end maybe I'll end up being forgotten anyway.
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>>733000601
You still here?
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>>732990789
Hello Alice... so nice to see you again.
I'd love a chance to chat with you other than these threads.

Thank You
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>>733002351
Fuck off, Alice is mine you mongol.
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>>732990789
Please consider never posting again.
This is the most autistic thing I've seen on here in years, and this is /b/.
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>>732991756
Since you being here since 2011, out of the entirety, what was the most strangest or depressing experience you being Alice on here?
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>>733002765
>In Years

Last time I saw one of these threads was last week. Nice job outing yourself Newfag!
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>>732990789
Probably gonna lose my job tomorrow, then kill myself after. Maybe even in public.
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>>733002647
Try hitting her up after your testicles dropped...
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>>733002765
>This is the most autistic thing I've seen on here in years, and this is /b/.
>this is /b/.

Then what do you expect? Gtfo Newfag
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>>733002765
So you're telling me you haven't looked in a mirror, in years? Wow..
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>>732990789
I want to know how to become a psychopath like Ikarous.
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>>732990789
You're back.
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>>732990789
Hey, you helped me some time ago by giving advice, which I followed and everything turned out really good for me. Thank you!
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>>732990789
I've got a problem Alice. I've been dealing with it for sometime now- I can only get horny watching mature black lesbian pornography. I don't know why, and I barely understand the kink. Everyone and then if one is pregnant it works just as well. Theres something about those greasy, ashy dark bodies that get my boys chugging like calcified moving howl's castle. My penis becomes diamonds and my face starts to boil. How do I kick this obsession Alice? How can you help me?
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>>733003445
No just no, that was just horrible, should have probably thought about that one man.
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>>733003636
calcifer*
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>>733003354
Fuck you.
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>>733003636
this man deserves an answer
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dont die on me now thread
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stay with us thread
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White knights....
on /b/ ....
>>/out/
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>>732990789
My goodness you have such a sexy body i'd like to have sex with you
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