When you lost your virginity, was it a fun experience or was

>>732982557
Wrong place to ask.

>>732982557
Was drunk so probably remember it wrong but yeah it was fun, didn't last long though.

I cummed inside her after about 60 seconds of fucking her. Pulled out and she cummed too

>>732982557
bad. went on to fuck her many more times though and it got much better

>>732982557

I don't know. I cannot predict future improbable events.

>>732982557
that guy needs to wipe his ass, wtf

>>732982557
awesome. but it was at 26.
last super long due to death grip syndrome

Lasted three hours my first time, then came inside her bareback. Not some superman in bed now, but fuck I was at the time. Daily drug use sure made my cock stay stiff

I was drunk as shit at a party and fucked a fat girl in my friends sisters bed. I didn't cum so after a while I just stopped. Never talked to her again.

I mounted a landwhale because it was offered.

Was soft the whole time, thrusted my floppy teen noodle to drive away the beast but ended up giving up and just leaving.

Bad experience but everything since has been peachy keen! Probably because I avoid sea creatures...

fucked a girl from tinder at 18, shit was good

mine was fun but weird, i was an ultra nerd and had no interest in getting laid, which my sister found weird and she's an escort so knows people and said her friend would fuck me if i wanted, i wasn't doing anything else so i said yeah fuck it.
i was 18~ it was some 30yo slut with a good body but 5/10 face, blowjob and sex, gave it half hour and more sex, now i'm probably considered a sex addict and only recently found a partner who fucks as good as the slut did, after 10 years and 18~ women

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>>732983634
>three hours my first time

It was fun. Banged prom date in the back of a moving vehicle otw to beach getting drunk.

2nd last year of highschool, kissing and grabbing tits for an hour, managed to unbutton her jeans, had to go to the bathroom for a piss all of the sudden, come back the jeans was off. I fucked the wetest tightest little teenie pussy for about 30sec before unloading in her belly. Never fucked her again but she gave me my first blowjob aswell a coupple og months later on while on a fieldtrip.

Fun but annoying. Stupid condom didn't let me feel enough, took two hours to finally get off, by which time we were both ready for it to be over.

>>732983161

>I cummed inside her after about 60 seconds
>she cummed too
>60 seconds
>she cummed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

meh but i didn't want to do what she did to me...i let girl peg me it felt weird. i wasn't happy that she didn't have hot sauce. i got a meal out of it too.

>>732982557
I was 17. She was a Jew. We fucked one time only and then she left to Israel. She blocked me from contacting her. Sucks

>>732982557
first time was shitty, condom didn't let me feel anything and I could tell that I was inside only by her moans

Unrelated, what's the best time to stop jacking it before I fuck someone? How many days should I leave it?

>>732987450

You apparently don't watch enough movies, the idea is to jack it right BEFORE sex so you aren't popping after 3 minutes of petting.

>>732987450
it depends on your goal:
do you want to last more? don't stop jacking off
do you want to surprise your partner with a big load? stop jerking 1 week before

Borderline raped my gf, no condom lasher about 10 secs flat.

''Twas overhyped

>>732982557
Lost it to current gf... 5 years ago- am I missing out?

>>732982557
first time was drunk, dont remember much and didnt last very long. Had sex the morning after. Came all over best mates bed. Up there with one of the best times ive ever had

>>732983509
this post but at 25

Snuck off at a neighborhood block party and fucked one of the slutty older girls in the neighborhood because I had weed. Was a good night.

>>732982557
let down

>>732982557
i lost my virginity when i was 12 to your mum and it was a very fun experience beacause it was with your mum and no your mum is not a let down. Your mum

>>732987725
Decent.

i lost it at 20 with my girl, it was all romantic and shit with the foreplay and stuff. then i put it in and it was 3 or 4 minutes before i cum, i felt bad and kinda embarrassed but she lifted my spirit up and we fucked like three times more that night.

two years later, now i can go like eight to twelve minutes, she s a keeper.

It was okay

>>732989292
cringe

When I was 13. I don't think I was emotionally ready for it yet :/ there was lots of blood and crying and ever since then my uncle calls me "his little faggot".

>>732989987
says virginfag
go home nigger

ffs my thing got deleted and I had to appeal wtf kike mods?

Was overrated. Lost it at 17. Felt each other up for weeks before she finally said OK. Snuck off to the park near her house since her uptight dad was a dick. Took a while to get her ready then came after a minute. She was confused as hell. Fucked her a few more times, each one got progressively better.

>>732990436
awkward moment when you deleted your post out of embarrassment. I'm also at home you fucking artard

>>732991136
rekt

>>732991136
what did it say m8? we have to know

a hot korean girl 3 years older than me sat on my dick for awhile and then sucked me until I busted in her mouth.

how could that possible be a let down?

>>732991136
>>732991297
>>732991306
samefag
I refreshed and tried to respond but it said I was banned. didn't feel like using a vpn so i appealed. You really want to see the email nigger?

>>732982557
I was like 2yo so I don't really remember. As far back as I can remember I liked sex so I think the first time was good too. Daddy said I liked it.

>>732982557
It was fun and a let down.

Grill let me do anything but I was too nervous and wasn't able to cum.

>>732991136
>>732991306
>>732991297
awkward moment when your pisspoor grammar and timing is a dead giveaway that you're samefagging. hypocrisy is thick here

>>732982557
I lasted for 10 minutes, so it was a pretty nice boost to my confidence, considering the average intercourse lasts about half that

>>732987626
jack it before, but with enough time to recharge since some people can't get it back up immediately after cumming

Don't remember much of it, was drunk. All I know was it was in a bathroom because people told me afterwards

>>732991306
Let me summarize what I said.
Masturbation > sex because woman are a pain.

It was really fun for me, gutted I couldn't finish though, my gf was only 14 at the time

my first and so far the only time was with a hooker, it cost about 70 dollars and was one of the worst experiences, i cummed twice, but it wasn't as enjoyable as i thought it would be.

>>732982557
Wouldn't say it was a let down, of course it was fun but it was extremely unexceptional

>>732992021
this but said in the cringiest dungeon dweller type mannor imaginable

>>732992461
>mannor
Well shit. This anon is actually retarded. I actually feel bad now.

>>732982557
Let down.

>>732991581

>>732982557

I was 16, drunk... she was 14, drunk.

We found a bedroom at a party... it was my first time kissing a girl. Fucked her with no condom, and eventually people found us and took turns watching. Probably 30 people watched at some points. I talked to them as I fucked her.

Woke up next to her in the morning, and fucked her proper (wasn't fully hard the first time due to alcohol / nerves). She loved it.

Was pretty good. Only blonde I ever fucked. Nice body, great pussy. Not bad at all.

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3 weeks ago actually. I am 31 years old. I got together with an old highschool friend who is also a nympho and wanted to bone me back then (I was buff as shit, now just a bearmode fatty, she's still the same petite hot piece of ass), but she moved country for 10 years and only came back recently.

Basically, she said she wanted to rape me because I was a virgin.

We were both extremely tired and could only stay awake/into it for about 30 minutes. I was very drunk, so I couldn't blow my load, and she was trying to hard to get me to blow, kinda felt bad.
She bruised my pubic bone (and hers) riding me like a fucking rodeo bull.
That said, she was pretty down and "using" me, in her own way (her words, I don't know if true, or care).

Overall, it wasn't bad, but it didn't feel amazing. I know I would have enjoyed it more if I had more feeling in my cock, rather than.... maybe 10-20% of normal. (adrenaline from the excitement + the 800ml bottle of vodka in the past 2 hours would have made the vodka hit my system even more as we progressed too).

Probably going to get some more action next week when I help her move house. She said I was a natural and my cock was "pretty big", though I know it's only 17cm in length, it's a bit thicker than average I guess at the 15cm mark, and she has had 2 kids, so that's probably what gets her off compared to length. (I was able to fuck her while she laid flat on her stomach on the bed, which probably gave her some more enjoyment considering how tired we were). That said, she was probably just trying to boost my confidence, she's like that.

Pic related.

TL;DR : Try to do it while not smashed drunk?

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>>732991581
get rekt nerd. Go wank off to some "beautifully shaped virtual tits" or whatever the cringe shite is you said. ez gg bbbbbbbbBBBBBbbbbbooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>>732982557
first kiss I got was so magical, I was forever alone my whole life who could count all my friends on one hand, and this 10/10 I met that day came back to my place. So I kissed her, and she tells me to lock the door, I turn around and shes on her knees, she pulls my dick out and gives me my first blowjob, being so damn new I grab her head and face fuck her. she was into it, and we fucked, fucked everyday after that for months until she went to rehab b/c of stupid parents

she look like this pic. fucking forever alone to 10/10 fucked her ginger ass until her face was bright red every day.

>>732992604
your attempting to redeem yourself on an online message board. Just let that sink in broski

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>>732991306

>>732993064
lul

>>732992949
Yeah because it's impossible to inspect the page and change text.
>get rekt
Even when used ironically (christ, I fucking hope you're using it ironically) it's stomach churning. You are an actual autist.

>>732993064
"chiseled porn stars"

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>>732993121
not use to people calling you out over the internet are you mate? xddd

>>732983634
what kind of drugs?

>>732993121
used*

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>>732993061
>Doesn't understand sarcasm
God I hope you're a troll

>>732983299
/thread

>>732993064

>>732989987

It felt strange....like the first time I killed someone

>>732993242
What would you have me do, just not respond? What wouldn't I? It's a discussion board. Don't be a faggot just because you're hurt or whatever

>>732993515
why*

>>732982557
She climbed on top and slid onto my dick, and I came literally the moment it was all the way in.
So, not so great, but by the third time or so (same girl) it was good.

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>>732993305
"Sarcasm" Well shit. This anon is actually retarded. I actually feel bad now.

>>732993242
Same browser. Same extensions. Fuck right off samefag

I fucked her for about 2 hours do to my leather death grip dick, she came 3 times and said I was the best she's had.

so uh, death grip isnt always bad.

sounds made up now that I read it

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>>732993515
take it on the chin like a man and move on or alternatively do what your doing now and carry on like a child :-)

>>732993689
I said I was sorry. I'm not sorry. That is sarcasm. Well shit. This anon is actually retarded. I genuinely feel bad now.

>>732993694
luuuuuuul. Just cop it mate holey dooley. Never seen someone react so negatively too being called out

>>732982557
It was great at the time, but it wasn't as great as every time since.

>>732993910
kek "carry on like a child"

"get rekt"
"bbbbbbbbBBBBBbbbbbooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
summer's here fuck

OP here. Take this retarded shit somewhere else.

>>732994146
yeah i had to seize the opportunity brutha. Next time you get laid i hope your not 'worrying about being early and then going flaccid' LOL

>>732992968
i've read better fiction in bathroom stalls

>>732993252
probably oxy, tryied jerkng it on maybe 50 mg of oxy, after 2 hours i got bored and gave up

>>732994146
this is not an argument you will win my friendo

>>732983402
That's called hair.
I don't believe you're old enough to be here

>>732994024
if you went the extra mile to chnage the text why not use a different browser. your chrome profile is the same in both. you been called out. get rekt

>>732994354
ya lil po0o0ossy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeetttccchhhhh xdddd

>>732994362
sounds fake, but it was so god damn awesome
my friends heard her talking about how she would "fuck the weird kid" so I'm guessing it was just going to be a one off or something but I got a girlfriend out of it.

she told me she just felt bad for me.

>>732982557
Both. It was great, but it wasn't as amazing as people let on.

Still think about that girl almost 15 years later...

To bad she turned I to a ham planet.

In her words "it was a mistake".

>>732994525
haha thats a good boy. This is how respect is earnt. Take it like a man

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>>732983798
>thrusted my floppy teen noodle to drive away the beast

>>732994146
also just a word of advice. Dont care what anyone thinks. Not women not men, strangers, mates and certainly not random strangers across the internet. At the end of the day the best thing to do is to just be you and dont be afraid to be called out on a post explaining why you think porn is better than sex ya LIIIIIIIIIILLLLL BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAATCHHH xdddd

kek there is so much samefaggory going on in this thread. let me make something fucking clear:
switching between using caps and punctuation and then not does nothing. let me count the same fags. anonymous isnt your personal army retards

basement faggot:
>>732990436
>>732990502
>>732991581
>>732991813
>>732992021
>>732992604
>>732992827
>>732993121
>>732993305
>>732993515
>>732993694
>>732993953
>>732994146
>>732994526

faggot calling the other faggot out:
>>732991136
>>732991297
>>732991306
>>732992461
>>732992949
>>732993061
>>732993064
>>732993910

you guys are fucking retarded good lord

>>732995093
nah but seriously fuck what people think mate. Once you find the right girl im sure your opinion will change. Until then keep trying

>>732992909
Congrats man. Good for you. Be careful not to get too roped in, it sounds like she might be looking for a cuck to take care of her kids. But she might just be looking for a geniunely nice guy.

Either way, protect yourself. :^)

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>>732995156

>>732995383
i am both partially a basement faggot and faggot calling the other faggot out FYI

>>732983634
same dude!! i just cant cum fast lol i took that long my first time but tbh i never came my first time

>>732995383
see>>732993121

poor op god rest his soul. we need an island for you guys.

>>732983681
Kek

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A mix between fun, hype, confusion and awkwardness. Wasn't a let down because she had a pair of THE best tits I have ever encountered in my travels. Was 15

>>732995458
and the switching between caps/punctuation was to make my savage burns more emotionally inflicting famfam

>>732995584
yeah just make sure this island has beautiful nymphs and chiseled porn stars amirite >>732994146

>>732993188
as opposed to what? lumpy porn stars

i would like to stake my claim as most savage roastee of this thread tyvm

>>732993505
We must talk

[email protected]

>>732995998
i just roasted myself i meant to say roastER can i get a 1 in chat for this savage roast 1

>>732983509
OH SHIT IM FEELING IT TAKYON

Hasn't happend yet, probably won't tbh

>be 15
>midsummer, whole town is drunk
>late night, it's warm and cozy
>my best friend, Emma who I've known since I was 3 comes walking
>we chill by the lake drinking smuggled vodka
>I kiss her, she jerks away and laughs
>crap
>but then she kisses me instead
>we get naked awkwardly as hell, and I accidentally hit my toe on a rock
>too drunk to care, too horny to care
>have fumble sex in the grass, didn't last long but was fun
>pass out after
>wake up with roaring pain in my foot
>not even Emma's naked body next to me matters, foot hurts so fucking bad
>toe is pointing the wrong way, aaaaargh
>also hung over and have a butt crack full of grass
>wake Emma up, we get dressed and she helps me limp back home
>get inside, mom is sitting in the kitchen
>about to scream at me for being out all night
>sees I'm hurt, sees I'm in company of Emma with her hair messed up and I'm covered in grass stains
>she smiles and drives us to the hospital
Me and Emma is still together 7 years later.
And my poor toe still hurts when it rains.

>>732995985
as apposed to not bein a lil biaootaawaawwtttcccawawwaweatwtchhhh and actually having a go at finding a decent bird $$$

I came almost instantly and contracted chlamydia if that tells you anything. True story

>>732996262
>>chlamydia
not dead