How to make a joint

step one: become a nigger

Have hands and a brain.

>>732978852
Dont make a joint.
Go buy cones.
rawthentic (dot) com

>>732979816
+1

>>732978852
the good old fashioned art of rolling a joint is lost on your generations, it really is.

rolled thousands in my life, no need for cones, or dipped cigar wrappers, nor paper wedges at the bottom, nor fucking mixing with tobacco (fuck you britbongs for that attrocity).

I just tend to roll a bunch of regular size joints, and have them around when friends come over, they dont have to be gigantic, so that each person can have their own when we are chilling at my backyard BBQ, no need to pass your joint around, cuz there are plenty for individuals, and just smoke and chill

>>732978852

How are Americans so bad at this? Serious Question. They roll these big weird baggy yokes.

It's simple

http://www.weedfarmer.com/joint_rolling/sns/saturday.htm

>>732981846
older stoner americans are the masters at this, fuck you, you are wrong. its the KIDS who are crappy at this, who idolize Rappers with blunts, or buy pre-rolled wedges at the pot store, etc.

good of fashioned simple rolling papers is all you need. and practice of course.

kids want to make a statement when they smoke. mature smokers just want a good smoke. but of course I mostly use various water based pipes and good old fashioned bong hits, mostly, I must admit.

and fuck you e youropeans and 3rd worlders for introducing the concept of mixing tobacco in your joints becuase "it's too harsh"... fuck you.. tobacco is not meant for taking big rips down your lungs and holding it: thats just wrong, faggots

>>732981716
god bless people like you

>>732982310
I like you

>>732982310
You do know that the THC is absorbed into a person's system within 1-3 seconds? Fucking idiot..

>>732983845
why, yes, i do know that,
faggot

>>732984318
" and fuck you e youropeans and 3rd worlders for introducing the concept of mixing tobacco in your joints becuase "it's too harsh"... fuck you.. tobacco is not meant for taking big rips down your lungs and holding it: thats just wrong, faggots "

You can literally smoke it like a cigarette. No need to go American style taking a fat hit and holding it in like an idiot meanwhile you fuck the joint's burn. We don't use tobacco because it's "too harsh" otherwise, we simple use it because it makes the joint burn smoother and it increases the vaporization efficiency of THC.

>>732985356
I do it because pure weed smoke tastes like ass

>>732985356
It takes 7 seconds to fully absorb the THC in smoke, you limey faggots are the idiots for wasting your shit IMHO.

>>732985356
i do it because the tobacco mixed in gives a nice buzz, and also the fact that i don't buy a shit ton of weed to roll up clear ones, so we gotta use tobacco

>>732981716
>mixing with tobacco (fuck you britbongs for that attrocity).

Such is life when you're buying very average but expensive weed. Mixing with tobacco helps your shit last and burn longer

>>732985649
Thats like the gayest thing I ever heard.

>>732978852
>Instructions too hard, got dick stuck in dog.

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Just buy some paper and practice.
Also a grinder will make your life easier , it ain't hard it you got thumbs

Joints are my favorite
Didn't try dab yet since it's illegal here.

Can't wait for legalisation next year.

>>732978852
does this work

>>732985505
>
I enjoy both as much. It depends on my mood and the situation if I'm going with tobacco or not. When I do smoke with tobacco I mostly just sprinkle a little bit to the mix. It doesn't feel or taste like a joint nor a spliff but it most certainly burns better then a pure joint

Joints and blunts are such a waste of weed go get urself a nice bong or bowl

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>>732986031
Do joints work?

>>732986146
We aren't all trash wasting our last money on drugs. Don't really care all that much if my method isn't efficient.

>>732981716
I am a veteran. People like you are why I went to war.

>>732985769
rip

>>732986196
non native speaker's understanding of "the drugs don't work" by the verve

>>732986395
I dont waste all my money on drugs i buy maybe an 8th or two a month and make great cash at my job so try again.

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>>732985981
Also it's kief and not grinded weed obv
it started a shitstorm last time
God knows why.

>>732986586
kek

>>732985641
source please

>>732986759
I also di this grind everything save keef. Sprinkle little bit on my bing hits. Can make an 8th last 2 wks or so taking a bong hit or 2 a night doing this.

>>732986146
True plus it tastes a lot better but when you are out an about joints and blunts are the best way.. You cant travel with a good bong. Joints are just better socially.

>>732986755
No one cares jesus, fucking drug addict

>>732986395
" We aren't all trash wasting our last money on drugs. Don't really care all that much if my method isn't efficient. "

Bro you're from America, here in the Scandinavia we don't need to think about that low amount of money. The fact that it's efficient isn't the biggest factor

>>732986973
Thats why u buy yourswlf a nice glass one hitter cost like $10

>>732986970
lol how do you even load a bow?? A bowl is like half a gram.. YOu stretch out 3.5 grams for 14 days ???

>>732986755
What's your job

>>732987096
I get what you are saying but in a social environment with chicks around its better to go the blunt or joint route. Chicks can take lighter puffs and what not. Not everyone is a wicked stoner who can take fat bong rips. lol

>>732987094
I dont really consider 60k/yr low amount of money.

>>732978852
nobody cares

>>732987104
Yea u get a one hitter for a bong. When you dont smoke all day everyday 1 hit with some keef actually gets you high

>>732987094
Hej allihoppa, grabben. Jeg er ikke amerikansk. Bongs are still something druggies do. Icelandic btw, so quasi scandinavian

>>732987179
Work in insurance

>>732987320
YOu dont have to tell me I smoke about 2 grams of flower a day and I dab as soon as I get home from work.. 1 gram of shatter can last me a good week.

>>732987381
>>732987179
No one cares, samefag

>>732987447
Yea i didnt ask what my job is

>>732987590
Yeah sure, no one cares, really, just stop

Smoking is fucking stupid. Just make some cannabutter cookie dough and keep it refrigerated. If you do it right you don't even need to bake it. Just take a tablespoon whenever you want. It'll keep for weeks so there's no need to deal with stale ass cookies. It also doesn't make you stink every time you wanna get high.

>>732981716
Spliffs are fucking great, stop talking bollocks

>>732987667
Clearly you do since you keep responding. Why dont u go jerk off again to some gay trap porn since your probably still a virgin. Im gonna go make some dinner, take a rip and fuck my wife

>>732987198
If you're not lying to yourself then what are you whining about? Smoking with tobacco doesn't make a person cheap. Get your shit together boy

>>732987792
>autism

>>732987792
>projecting

>>732987792
hey kid dont worry about it its just 4chan. dont beat yourself up leave this thread and becaome anonymous somewhere else u are a good guy

>>732978852
I prefer bongs. smoother and more effective for a non-smoker like me. don't want to spend money on vapers.

Where did all the Muricans go?

>>732986433
So much this!
I love you.

>>732981716
im going to lift my beer to you next time im grilling and throwing the football around in my back yard.

>>732988584

>>732985981
canada?

>>732978852
This is my technique
>wrap paper around a chopstick
>seal it off
>bung filter into one end
>stand the empty joint up on it's side
>pour ground weed into the top
>can pack it down to how dense I want with the chopstick
Makes perfectly spherical, dense joints that burn evenly and slowly every time.

Honestly though just McGyver yourself a bong or buy a pipe. Joints are such a waste of flower. Joints have their place though, like when smoking/walking around town or when you wanna smoke down at the beach or park or something.

>>732985755
don't be a pleb and go and find a proper plug for your bulk weed

I get my shit at £7 a g and in bigger amounts could easily get it down to in the 6es, dont use price as an excuse, tobacco in weed makes it taste like shit, you can feel the cancer flowing into your lungs from unfiltered baccy smoke

>>732987688
the problem is making the butter, it requires a kitchen and smells the place up, and most of us are fags who have roommates or parents

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>>732989377
Hello. Noice dubs you got there buddy.

>>732985649
>using tobacco
>when there are dozens of other, cheaper, non-addictive herbs available that give a better, longer high
I don't get the "tobacco" meme. 5min of headspin & harsh addiction is so shit considering how expensive it is. Try mixing your bud with some damiana or something. It's $25 for 16oz.

>>732989863
Might try that. The cigarettes I buy for my joints have only 1mg tar/nicotine/whatever the 3rd one is. No nicotine high or dependence and burns nicely

>>732986759
hey dude, did you buy taht kief ready or did you collect it yourself?

Im guessing u live in canada, how much is an ounce of dank there? And can you buy kief? how much for?

finally, im a britbong and very pissed at my gubment for being cunts about drugs and everything in general. Should I move to canada (i can get a citizenship within a year) or stay here?

>>732990172
that 1mg tar measurement is probably through the filter, which you will not be using in a joint (unless you are retarded, in which case brain damage doesnt matter)

>>732989863
If you also smoke cigarettes, it's a win, win situation.
You can do whatever you want though buddy!

>>732989613
£7 a g? Your either lying or i want to know your dealer as that is fucking good price

>>732990361
I don't think so, it's the same filter as in every other cigarette. Most "reds" are 9 or 10 tar/nicotine/whatever, lights are 5/6. The ones I buy are 1 each. Same filter every time

In any case smoking them as is is like breathing air, I think they're perfect for joints

>>732990516
>>732990172
Yea, to each their own. Just trying to give some suggestions. Look up smokableherbs dot com. I had to move to a country where weed is too illegal to risk smoking but didn't want to take up cigarettes. I smoke a blend of
>White sage
>Damiana
>Wormwood (can infuse into alcohol too)
>Skullcap
>Yarrow (mostly as a filler)
and best part is you can drink half of them as teas if you want a really good high. They're all about $20 for a 16oz bag.

>>732990273
Collected the kief myself. Those Santa Cruz Shredder make wonder.
Also in Canada , weed is gonna be legal by summer 2018 , so what you see here is actually street weed . 160/ounce.
Gov says it will be around 8$/g
Supposedly Colorado is the mecca of weed but Canada is close behind , some province have been open minded about it for a while already

>>732990925
I would like to learn more. Show me your wares, gypsy?

>>732990711
lol nigger are you serious? im an amerifag but if youre buying bulk 7 euros isnt even that great a price. im an amerifag but if i buy even just a quarter ounce from my friend its like 70 bucks. thats 10 per gram. if i wanted to but an ounce or QP or pound itd drop to like 5/gram or less

>>732991460
what country do you live in?

>>732981716
You sound like someone I'd love to pass a jo-
oh wait nevermind.
Just joking but I'd love to have people like you around me.

>>732991460
>7 euros isnt even that great a price.
>>732991460
>thats 10 per gram.
>>732991512
>im an amerifag

>>732989474
Yesss

Paying 10 a gram laughs in Northern Californian

>>732982310
>good of fashioned simple rolling papers is all you need.
this, you can get them anywhere from any store legelly and u can make any sized joints from them, 1, 2, 3 ,4 rizzlas etc for any situation and have fun with epic joints, helicopters etc.

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>>732992093
I've become a fan of raw rizzlas.

>>732990361
The Tar is in the plant itself.

>>732991788
yea but im only buying a quarter. the person said they were buying in bulk. the point I was making is that buying in bulk makes it easy to get 5 or less/gram

>>732978852
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Coneartist-Rolling-Perfect-Joints-Blunts/dp/B00GZKGCQK

>>732992598
What country are you from?

>>732990711
Anything over a Q with my dealers is less than or within the £7 a g price. I can get a 3.5 for £25, that's the smallest cheap amount

I'm not lying but I do live near Bradford and 100,000 pakis = lots of drug dealers

>>732993117
oh shit i forgot to mention, I an amerifag

JESUS FUCK PEOPLE. Arguing about weed prices in different places is so fucking weapons grade autism, retarded useless just go fuck yourselves and smoke something

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Am I doing it right?

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>>732981716
Beautiful...

>>732992484
very good and handy, usually I have OCBs.

but imo nothing beats the feeling of making an L from 2 normal rizzlas and just enjoy the rolling part too.

>>732994655
I never understood why people make Ls, seems pointless to me because hardly anyone even fills them to the top

Might as well get a king RAW

>>732993606
yeah nice

are you >>732992484 ?

>>732980936
Ahhh come on, man. Being able to roll is really useful.

>>732994760
i mean why bother to make an L if u aint gona fill it and its about the same lenght as RAW/OCB

and its just sometimes, if you dont have any other papers or you have a lot of time or its summer or u just feel like making triple L or some funky shit.

>>732994760
Blunts are good for groups. I generally find they burn a little slower than joints also, but I'm by default a joint guy.

>>732978852
I'm no expert, but doesn't a joint also contain tobacco?

>>732994809
No.

>>732995569
Generally, it's spliff that contain tobacco, but the terminology varies geographically. Here in the US, a joint is just weed, a spliff has tobacco also

>>732995569
yes, if you are poor.

>>732995569
That would be called a "Spliff"
Only weed is called a "Joint"
Only tobacco is called a "cigarette"

>>732983845

0.5 seconds.

>>732995939
How does it have anything to do with money? You still smoke the same amount of weed. In fact wouldn't it be poor NOT to add tobacco, like you can't afford the pack of cigarettes?

I once lit a blunt up.
First drag I coughed my ring up and ended up blowing down the roach.
The entire contents just landed on the patio, like a big green slug.

>>732996132
Is this bait?

Theres obviously more weed in a full RAW of weed vs a disgusting spliff where they normally mix at least 25% baccy

also I would happily be poor and not get lung cancer from unfiltered tobacco smoke

>>732996285
lol made me laugh anon, i hope you picked it up and smoked that shit after picking the dirt out

>>732996602
You still buy the same amount of weed. Smoke the same amount of weed. Are you serious? How do you not get this? I can roll a .3 gram joint or a .3 weed .2 gram tobacco spliff and it's the same amount of weed. After I finish my gram, I smoked the same amount of weed. You're not saving or wasting more by mixing, it's just a preference.

>>732996894
except most people will either smoke X amounts of joints pure, or the same amount of joints with baccy, which reduces overall weed intake

They use it as an excuse to use less weed

>>732981716
I love you

>>732996894
Calm down buddy. No need to get defensive about this.
If they want big green slugs in their garden then that's their preference.

>>732997559
KYS

>>732992484
I like these too. Don't give a shit about organic or whatever, but it's nice knowing the glue on them isn't some kind of plastic.

>>732997434
Literally retarded. You smoke as much weed as the high you want to achieve. I don't think you are the authority on "most people" you think you are. To me "most people" put in exactly the amount of weed that will get get them the high they want, and then mix some tobacco into it.
>>732997624
Think you're replying to the wrong guy, as that was my point the entire time

>>732978852
I've tried many times, but I can't seem to be able to roll a decent one (except for one time, where I didn't even understand how I managed to do it).
The paper always remains loose.

Any tips?

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I roll em like diz

>>732997827
No, you're the correct guy. I'm sure of it.
Stop getting yourself all triggered.
Relax a little.
You'll live longer.

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the way I like it

>>732998180
When did people start snorting weed?
Might have to give that a try.

>>732997919
make your fingers a lill wet and most importantly:
Make a little canyon filled with weed in your paper.
Spread it good, little to the filter, much to the front.

>>732998118
Think you're kinda projecting. You don't know anything about the state I'm in right now. I shitpost when happy, angry, sad, masturbating. Anyhow it's a discussion forum so that's what im up to

>>732998344
you don't know how drugs works

>>732998401
Cool story /b/ro

>>732998501
fishandhook.jpg

>>732997919

just keep rolling joints best as you can and you'll improve with time, practise is the only way to improve your joints

>>732998501
Ever stuck a pill up your ass?

>>732997827
You obviously have never smoked with northern chavs then

They say 'lets smoke a couple joints' i.e. 2 joints, and go and smoke exactly 2 joints, but both have dirty baccy in them

OK, maybe not 'most' people, but most people I know personally. On my own obviously I would smoke as much as I want to get high,but then why would you even mix tobacco? I think that is literally retarded, poisoning your joint for no reason because it doesnt even have any mental effects

fug u for calling me retarded, you god damn mustard tiger

>>732996894
Who's going to buy the next bag first?

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>>732981716

>>732998662
You'll get the best whack off a ecstasy pill by sticking it up your arse

>>732998662
no. Is is good?

>>732998664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEnJfZ9joY

>>732998664
Man I don't know, I don't know any chavs and barely what that is. When I smoke I buy a gram or two with my mates and we finish it that night/weekend. No one cares about the pocket change that a night of smoking weed costs, we just like the smoother burn of a mix. Also winston fine whites, super low nicotine/tar
>>732998714
what? dont understand

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>>732989521
This is a decent technique. You can also drive a small nail length-wise through the center of the packed herbal blend. This allows you to draw air through the electric lettuce, no more trying to suck-start a v8.

You can also use scissors for your uber low-key low profile paraphernalia needs. Feels like you are back in the 70's, though don't use your dad's zigzag papers, try a pack of raws, 300 at a go and nothing fancy.

You can make your crutches out of index cards, 1/4 inch strips cut on the short axis. Crimp the end, then roll around the crimp to make yourself a filtered jazz cigarette.

>>732997919

Man I have been rolling spliffs/blunts for over 10 years easy everyday, I read this and I couldn't put it into words how but when I am out I find myself rolling a skin around a pen, or anything I can lol.. Maybe try this as practice.

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>>732995569
>>732996115
Correct. And tobacco wrapped weed (a weed cigar) is the ever classy "Blunt."

It sounds really fucking white when I type it out like that.

>>732978852
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>>732990711
Lol in spain u can get 1.4 for 5 euros easily

Learn how to fuckin roll, it's easy as fuck and really useful

>>733000350
no one cares. ever
ever
no one in the history of the universe has cared about "yeah but in my place its x euro/dollar/yen" ever never happened fuck

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If a little bit is good, then more must be better?

>>732999420
The ones that're using tobacco will smoke less weed in general. Why?

Hypothetically if you buy two bags of weed with 5g in each. You and your friend take one of the bags. If you smoke with tobacco you're going to have weed left when your friend doesn't. That means he'll go buy another bag meanwhile you have more left.

We didn't chat before. I'm just a random guy giving some facts.

>>733000696
This is 99% true, but in the other 1% case, when I started hearing about weed prices in Colorado I got very interested (this was around the time it got legalised) and now I fantasise regularly of walking into a legal weed shop and buying ounces of weed and entire grams of pure kief

>>732980936
>buy cones

Faggot detected

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>>733000988

>>733001228
kek

>>733000846
Unless I roll bigger spliffs? I really think this is a complete non-issue. The tobacco doesn't have to affect the speed of the baggie at all. Either way if the problem is "being poor" buying tobacco means I'm the big spender anyway, right?

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>>733001228
ur a cook

>>732993606
That table looks like the rolling table in every den I've ever been in lol

In my country people usually mix weed with some tobacco. We don't smoke "pure" weed joints.
How's it like in your countries?

>>733001787
Mostly pure in bowls, mixed in joints. Teenagers/burnouts mostly do mixed bowls.

>>733001322
There is no unless, since that can be tossed as an argument the other way around. Therefore people that smoke real spliffs will not buy as much weed as a person that smokes pure joints generally.

This fact goes out to the people that doesn't smoke the entire bag you bought that day/night.

Imo the "sprinkle" of tobacco is the best; but this method doesn't affect the speed of the bag since it's basically takes no space.

Well yes if you're buying tobacco you're spending more money but it doesn't matter the cost since that isn't the argument to use tobacco in the first place. That's something Murica made up. That discussion is higher up in this thread.

>>733001787
We in Germany smoke it mixed with tobacco.
I do usually use a 50/50 mix 30/70 when I'm good.
Bong use is rare but consistent. Spliffs are the norm.

Where i'm from most people prefer to smoke straight bud with a bong, and only pack enough in the bowl that you can clear with one hit.

However if we're running low on weed or it's average quality/damp, then sometimes we'll mix a bit of tobacco in with it. I don't actually mind it that much, because I don't smoke cigarettes so i'm not really used to the nicotine and i'll get a nice instant head rush which slowly fades into a mellow high once the weed fully starts to kick in, although the taste isn't as good as straight.

But i've been starting to enjoy joints more and more of late. There's just something about slowly getting through a nicely rolled joint you did yourself and feeling the high coming over you, rather than taking a big bong rip and getting an intense high straight away.

>>733002873
I guess I don't smoke enough weed to really get this. I smoke about a gram a month, if that, and only put in as much as I want each time, much smaller than a king sized rizla even mixed 50/50 I concede. I don't know how daily smokers do shit

>>733003065
I'm smoking a spliff right now. after 4 beers. I'm as high as the ISS!

>>733003065
Well spliffs with more then 50% ain't that nice most of the times. To be able to pull that off imo the weed needs to be good. Not a standard quality of weed.
Usually that isn't the case, so most of the times spliffs with more then 50% tobacco are bad. Specially if you don't roll them to the top.

>>733003824
I didn't make clear that I meant 30% tobacco and 70% weed.
Anyway my weed is good enough to do it the other way around.

>>733003329
I usually smoke on my spare time, which isn't that much of a time since I'm still studying. I study to be a front-end developer. During school, after school and during my internship obviously. Soon done though; 2 weeks to go. Not to brag but it's going very well for me. I don't study healthy though since I tend to lack sleep and being relaxed. That's why I like to relax and free my mind for a while :)

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>smoking rabbit food 2017
Shig-a-dig-dig

>>732989613
Not easy to do when you live in Western Europe.
The price has tripled since I started smoking. At the beginning, it was 3e/g for hash and 4e/g for weed. Now it's 10-15e/g and hash is the same price as weed.

Weed is really chill but it's you faggots that smoke from sun up to sun down 7 days a week that give it a bad rap. I only smoke on weekends and even then I'll only take one good rip from my bowl in the evening and that's all I need.

It's a relaxation tool not a Fucking lifestyle

>>733004563
Keep on rocking man. I failed my first try at CS in uni, in part due to my unhealthy smoking habits. Second time's the charm.

Lets collab when we're both rockstar developers

>>733004094
Ah 70/30 is a good spliff man. Nice that you got that good weed bro. Myself I've smoked some standard quality weed past week and a half. My dealer might have been caught or just stopped dealing since he doesn't answer his phone, so I had to smoke something else. I got high sure but not the amount I am used too; real tease.

>>733004970
It's whatever you make of it, man! Sure they're probably not living the best lifestyle but don't be a hater, yours is not the only way.

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>>733004970
This is me getting payed to smoke a splirre when i really should have been supervising construction.
How does this make you feel?

>>733005095
I would like to add that I don't harass him with messages nor calls and we usually talk for a while when we meet and have a good chat.

Also I am one of his best costumers. Just don't want people to think he ignores me or that someone of you makes fun of that since I forgot to state the case.

>>733004970
The only people that give it a bad rep are stoners who dont shut the fuck up about weed and try to get everyone to be stoners/pro weed. I smoke every day of the week but only a handful of people actually know that, some people just want attention

>>733005339
I'm indifferent. You should ask yourself why your okay with this behaviour

>>733005339
Ser skönt ut. Vart någonstans bor du i Sverige?

>>733005339
I don't see a problem with it.

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>>732981716
>Everyone sucking this guy's dick because he gives weed to his friends

Whores, all of you. And for no payment to boot.

>>733005467
You're right. I have no problem with your type

>>733005344
STFU!

>>733005344
he's probably just ignoring you

>>733005872
There's an ignore button?
How do I do that?

>>733006060
Your power button. Mutes the call without answering or declining

>>733006060
I think you have to delete system32 or somethng like that

>>733005872
Most likely not since he earns a good amount of money from me. I just wonder if he got caught since there's a lot of cops and undercover cops around the city lately and many dealers have been caught as well. Want my quality weed back bro

>>733005551
Käften säpo

>>733006264
SOunds like youre a pain in the ass to deal with

>>733006279
Käften horunge 1v1 irl

>>733006239
The screens just gone black. Should I turn it off and on again?

~Sent from my iPhone~

>>733006576
did you try turning your clock back an hour?

rolling a spliff isn't hard

>>733006413
Not sure about that since I usually give him a message asking him if he got time to meet. 9.5/10 he message back directly. Otherwise after a half of hour I call him and then he usually answers as well. If he doesn't answer to my call he calls me back as he sees it. Since I got a car I drive to his place to meet up, its 10 min from my place.

>>733006799
Yeah sounds like he got tired of selling weed to your annoying ass

>>733006657
Ner mate, I've already overclocked it.

>>733005339
I dont know how you can function, I always get sleeply and out of my mind/lazy so I typically only smoke in the evening after 8pm for this reason.

Been meaning to start rolling joint, I been packing a bowl with little bit of keif or sometime I do it out of yam and cook the yam 2-3 days later to get fucked up.

>>733006848
Yeah prob, what country are you from cunt? Do you have a story to tell? Need to stop spamming for a while. Take over

>>733006981
You'll see as your tolerence gets higher you can become pretty capable when you're high if you want to. I go to work high everyday and people say im the best worker there

>>733006981
Music, coffee and something to do

>>733006799
Maybe he got busted.
His phone has just been sat in your local cop shop, ringing away. Whilst the old blue make a log of all the numbers that ring it?

>>733007071
Im a veteran

>>733006892
No good, did you try a double A battery?

>>733007237
Go on. How long have you smoked? Any funny or interesting story?

>>733007330
Jesus, you guys..

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>>733006482
Du är inte engagerad i ett sådant liv, ta vad du kan och dra dig tillbaka innan lungan punkteras över färg

>>733007371
Whats your background?

>>732981716
HOLY FUCK this board has become such shit

>>733007161
Yeah, my best friend function better when he's high compare to me, I just feel so sluggish, but there are some days where I just go crazy and get everything done. I'm just more worried about being "impaired" when I'm driving my vehicle to somewhere and its actually will be federal crime to drive while high in canada iirc last time I checked. Last time I went on a date, I smoked a bowl and the high kicked in during rush hour and I was driving standard.
>>733007162
Yeah, I typically just play play video games or practice my kickboxing outside in the backyard if the weather is nice.

>>733007211
Nah they're not after the users only the dealers and the bug stash.

>>732982310
As a 6 year smoker, I agree. At first I did it to be cool, but then I realized I hated the group that comes and that it was generally fun to get high either when I'm chilling, playing music, or hangin with homies.
Fuck these newniggers who think 'BLUNTZ FUH LYFE MAEN"
I really hate this newer generation sometimes.

>>733007594
I drive better/safer when im high, but i live in the states and they cant do a saliva test or whatever it is like in canada so im not that worried about it

put it down and load it in a fucking bowl you plebian

>>733007330
No, my mum keeps them locked away since my brother got one stuck in his pee hole.
My sister tried to suck it out but we ended up having to go to the hospital anyway.

>>733008204
You gonna have to jump start the thing with your car then

>>733007407
Vacker dikt

What about if I just take the cartridge out and blow in it?

>>733008401
>>733008759
Linked'y.

>>733005670
Poorfag detected

>>732980936
>>733001013
>buy cones
'murican detected

ITT. people getting triggered by how other people smoke their weed. Isn't weed supposed to make you relax?

>>733010048
Muricans getting triggered by Europeans using tobacco with weed.

>>733007531
You're like 9 years late on that revelation

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>>733010224
It's beautiful, ain't it?

>>732988894
Wow thread still alive. Am glad. Thanks anon.

>>733010813
I made the forth comment and been the most active here. Got auto update on and just browse around

>>732991184
Denverfag here. Denver where I go is about 121$/oz out the door but it's mostly trim and small buds. The good shit is 230$ about an ounce.

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Nigga if you can't figure it out you're hopeless just look up a tutorial video or buy a joint roller. Practice makes perfect.

>>733010653
It's very beautiful man

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>>733010813

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>>733011150
What's going on?

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>>733011363
Nothing...

>>732981716
man shut the fuck up i love rolling, i find a certain catharsis to it. also your probably trolling so get fucked

>>732978852
lol at reading the comments here. How many of you are actually 18? you talk like unseasoned smokers, probably 16-17 just picking up the plant.

>>732987196
This

Nicotine addicted people can easily just buy nicotine pure and put it in their water, or they can socialize and smoke a bit

>>732981716
+1 for the paper wedge statement. There's a reason they're called crutches lol. Cuz the fucking cripples nowadays

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>>732978852
Any body tried this SHIT? It was so bad o had to get me a good super lemon haze to make me feel better.
>inb4 dude weed

>>732983845
Were you replying to the statement about holding the hit in? because old studies from the 70's proved that holding your hit in will get you more thc from the hit. And it isn't just a negligible amount. And it's not 1-3 seconds, or 0.5 seconds like someone said. It's the instant that the smoke makes contact with your alveoli. At that point it's in your "system". It hits your brain almost as fast as oxygen does when you take a gasp after holding your breath, which depends from person to person.

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>>732981716
That was actually a pretty good read, anon. Live long and prosper

>>732985505
>pure weed smoke tastes like ass

What the fuck are you smoking that tobacco tastes better than pot? Go buy some chronic, fucking moron.

I need halp guys how do i make the marijuanas? I wanna trip out

>>733014486
> buy some mint
> buy some raid roach poison
> spray mint with said poison -- not too much
> allow to dry
> smoke in pipe

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>>732985649
Well then you should stop being such a poor nigger

>If you cant afford it then dont smoke

>>733014888
Thanks man i'm gonna get so baked 420 blaze it brah

>>733015367
any time anon, when your lips get numb stop smoking

WEED IS BAD FOR YOU

>>732983845
its like each person who spout this grasscity horseshit dont understand surface area or how the lungs work.

go ahead, waste as much as you like while you use combustion, already one of the lesser effficient methods of ingestion

>>732979816
+1

>>732981716
Why is this post a meme?