Help me get laid. Dubs decide what i say.

>>732969122
My penis got sick, the illness is called length

>>732969122
I have a massive horse pussy fetish, can I borrow your horse?

I eat ass

>>732969510
Wtf

>>732969440
roll for this

>>732969518
Rolling

>>732969510
Roll

>>732969518
Roll

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>>732969122
If I said you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me

>>732969518
Rolling

>>732969655
winrar

>>732969806
I eat horse ass*

>>732969891
Rolling

>>732969558
right
More like


Hey is that a mare?
cause I'd really think you'd care
If we could get bare
And maybe with a hare.
Dont you stare.

>>732969806
Good to feel

You Tryna fuck or what?

Are you down to fuck?

>>732969122
you're already pretty much in if they message first my guy

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You down to clown?

>>732969122
I'll be honest, my gf broke up with me not too long ago and now I'm just really frustrated that I don't have anyone to spew my creamy sauce in anymore

Can i show you?

>>732969891
Kek rolling

>>732970090
reroll

>>732970216
Send pic?

>>732970216
I'll lick your asshole

Am I speaking to the horse?

>>732970277
Winrar

>>732970216
You clever, show me some tits then

>>732970281
reroll

>>732970101
Rollin

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NEED TOO TRY HARDER

>>732970406
How the fuck am I supposed to masturbate then!!!???

>>732970406
How about i pick you up and take you to dinner, then we come back to my place for some hardcore raw fucking?

I could come over so you can show me in person

>>732970406

Me and that horse have something in common... We both want you to ride us. But my dick is small.

>>732970501
rerolling

>>732970406

What if I told you we could have a three way with your horse?

>>732970406
Well at least send your horse's.

>>732970406
Kyle Orton is my favorite footballs player

>>732970406
She Looks like a grandma

Say suck it

>>732970528
rollin

>>732969122
pls touch my penis, I'll touch yours too and also balls

>>732970540
Roll

Pull out the stops and send dick pic

>>732970599
this

You know that tingly feeling in your when you're on a swing?

Pt2
That's how i'm gonna make you feel

>>732970406
He was right you know it you old horsie

>>732970599
Winrar

>>732970642
This

>>732970655
double dubs for same thing you Have to do it now

>>732970406
The horse has an ass. Send his ass' pics

>>732970733
also this

Haha faith's not on OPs side :')

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Oh god

>>732970501
this

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>>732970655
>>732970599

Yes

can you send pic of your horses dick?

>>732970818
Fuck! That was for my friend Dale. I meant please touch my cooter and i'll touch yours too and also the clit

I'm gay

>>732970022
winrar

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>>732970733
>>732970655
>>732970600

>>732970833
Fucking wasted

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OP, even I have pulled hotter girls on Tinder, she looks like downs

OP getting laid tonight for sure

>>732969122
Ok, so sorry for fucking around. I have a weird disease called Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, you can look that up, but basically its a disease that makes both my ears extremely cold, and as time goes by, its going to eventually spread to my brain and eventually I'll die. Unfortunately there's no cure for this disease yet, but there are some treatments to make my life longer. The main way for me to stay alive is by keeping them warm with pretty ladies thighs. I really don't wanna die young ):

>>732970818

You. Me. Horse. And a camera. You hold the camera, we'll do the rest.

>>732970963
AWW did she insult your intelligence because she wouldn't send nudes?

>>732971033
Nice

>>732971033
kek winrar

>>732970963
Which one is the girl?

niggers aren't people.

>>732971033
Winrar! A good'n too!

>>732971044
fuck yes

>>732971033

44>33

>>732971044

>>732971044
Winrar!!

>>732971033
This is actually decent. Good job, anon

>>732971033
This over >>732971044

>>732971081
roll for this

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Well

>>732971033
Haha wtf nigger this

>>732971244
Checked

Do you like potatoes? I only like ass. Please send me your anus, I am starving. It's kinda like when you are hungry for potatoes only I eat ass.

>>732969122
It's funny you have a horse. I also enjoy horsecock riding.

>>732971244
2 winrars, do it after she replies OP

Cunts with horses in their pics are a big no no.
Horses are a massive red flag.
These bitches are more than cray.

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>>732970599
>>732970600
>>732970655
>>732970733
>>732970811
>>732970833
>>732971033
>>732971044
>>732971077
>>732971144
>>732971244

Wtf is happening

>>732971290
agreed.
but they sure know how to ride a dick

>>732971274
Reroll

>>732971290
^ yup. Experience with this shit unfortunately

>>732971354
Good things anon
Good things

>>732970540
>>732970600

pull it back in boi

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Part1

Becky lemmie smash

This shit fake af

>>732971459
Noice

What I'm trying to tell you is that I really really really want to have sex with you, no strings attached. If you don't feel the same way, please leave as my feelings will forever force me to act really weird around you.

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Part2

>>732971459
alright alright, will you at least let me suck your toes

>>732971584
roll for this

>>732971244
thissss

OP delivers... Good lad!

Tell her:

In might not have the biggest dick, nor the prettiest, but damn girl does it smell funky!

>>732971588
"I'm innocent as fuck"... you wanna change that?

>>732971588
Oh so you're down to fuck innocent girls ?

>>732971584
roll

>>732971368
Not worth

do you have downs?

*Wait for response*

Cause I want to go downs on you!

>>732971699
winrar

>>732971588
Innocent as fuck. You need to smash, OP. Quit dicking around with faggots on here and get some virgin poon.

>>732971290
more like massive red horse cock

im sorry I was out of line, lets take it slow, what are you wearing?

>>732969122

meow

>>732971588
niceeee OP delivers!
Roll for
"I can help you change that"

>>732969122
meow

Eat my shorts

>>732971584
roll

>>732971745
Key. Reroll.

I'm shy. Can you hang out with me tomorrow?

>>732971588
but it's okay, I was innocent too before my dad came into my bedroom on my 5th birthday and asked if I want to play "cave explorer"

Still voting for dick pic

>>732969122
meow!

>>732971745
Reroll.

>>732971729
Rerolling

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>>732969122
Is this legit?

>Member keith and aspie girl from 5/11?

>I membem!

>>732971699

WINRAR

>>732971584
rolling for this

>>732971584
Is this how you get laid fo real??

>>732971729
rolling fo dis

I have a bigger dick that all of your horses

i want to be samantha's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her samantha blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo samantha blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her samantha hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

You're innocent untill proven guilty.
Guilty of being a closet whore

I have ass cancer

>>732971903
Reroll

>>732971876
Probably the same dude. This is obviously fake. No woman would keep talking to this megatard.

>>732971903
rollinn thiss

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Help

>>732971866

Meow?

>>732971903
Roll

>>732971855
Winrar

>>732971900
Winrar

>>732971960
we can dream

>>732971826
reroll

>>732971064
she did send nudes, unless you accidently quoted me.

send a pic of that horses puss

>>732971274
This

Never mind haha lets just fuck, your place?

>>732971274
Rolling

im sorry im an asshole I know, but i just don't know how to get nudes can you teach me

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>>732971876
Where is welshanon when you need him?

>be me, be welshanon
>might be random vocaroo of guy with thicc accent
>Best played bait 5/11

>>732972033
Winrar and actually useful

>>732971290
Roll for kek?

MY SOIL

send nudes (to her)

REEEEEE I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

KIKES DUBS KIKES

>>732972122
lmao, winrar>>732972135

>>732972122
why does win have to be so fucking shit

>>732972166
Ooooh

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>>732972099
Checked

>>732969122
side note here but i'm not the most attractive guy buut do you think i could use tinder to meet ladies?
I've been meaning to try it out but i feel like i dont match with anyone it'll make my self esteem even lower and ill probably kms
whaddya think /b/?

Can I be your tampon tonight?

>>732972166
Fuck yourself, faggot.

>>732970101

Roll

Ok ill come clean im posting this conversation on a website called 4chan 55 people are watching idk your just a bitch so i wanted to fuck you over keep your doors locked ;)

>>732972271
You would be surprised
(Please OP)

>>732972226
Just swipe mediocre or less. Fuck An ugly chick, get it over with and work your way up from there

If I asked your horse would she say you are innocent? Seriously tho, I can talk to horses. When can we meet so I can ask your horse seriously personal questions.

>>732972271
Hahahaha. This is fucking gold.

>>732972122
Win here...

>>732972226
Yeah, i aint the best and used to get like 3 connections a week, doesnt sound like a lot but it does build up and most of them do talk