We nerf each other's superpowers >airbending

>>732966716

But only bending the air in a manner of sexual activity involving your rectum.

>>732966807
Come on now
>can plug into the matrix

>>732966869

but is instantly disconnected

>>732967012
>ability to manipulate people

Can turn to stone

>>732967086
but can't turn back

>>732967086
but can't turn back.

Can transform clay into food

>>732967079
But only people over the age of 90

>>732966869
with 1000000 ping

>>732967086
Only in water.

>>732967188
>>732967187
That's some hive mind right there, look at that timestamp

>>732967188
It still tastes like clay

>>732967188
But only rotten food

>>732967079
But only if they are toddlers

Can absorb other people

>>732967079
But only to do the complete opposite of what would benefit you most

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>>732967281

Ability to manipulate Gravity

Can turn into a exact clones of people you've talked to

>>732967378
Kek

>>732966716
but only with your mouth and its pretty weak too

>can cure any disease

>>732967396
But only into down syndrome clones

>>732967388
And then lose complete control of it

>>732967424
But as a result you gain the disease

>>732967396
But you can't mimic their voice

>>732967424
But not the one you currently want to

>>732967388
Still have fall damage on
>>732967396
if more than one person heres you, you explode

>>732967424
But you must suffer through it till u die and then u respawn. Only one disease at a time though.

>>732967424
but you are pretty much a dick

>>732967424
only works on birds

Can read minds

I Can remove the nerfing of any superpower, including my own.

>can rewrite any event in history

>>732967558
everyone can hear your thoughts all the time

Have 100% perfect memory

>>732967587
You don't have a superpower.

be able to have straight sex with traps

>>732966716
Can turn blacks to whites

>>732967587
But has severe herpes outbreak everytime

>>732967594
always ends up in you never existing

>>732967608
You got brutally gang raped more than once

>>732967587
>unless it's written in greentext

>>732967599
Shit, son, that's a superpower in and of itself. You could take over the world with that one.

>>732967594
But nobody remember the changes.
Not even you.

>>732967632
But turn a bit gayer after each time.

>>732967388
But only whilst watching the film, Gravity

>>732967634
they still commit crimes at the same rate

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>>732967634

>>732967634
But it turns 2 whites into black each time you do it

>>732967424
By giving the sick person aids

>>732967594
by rewriting it in every history book

>>732967608
in addition to your 100%perfect memory, you are subject to delusions, so you perfectly remember those delusions and dreams as reality, making it impossible to differentiate fantasy and reality.

>>732967663
i ment more like you just blab what your thinking all the time

>>732967634
but they're still just albino blacks

>>732967608
You are constantly having traumatic experiences, and you CAN'T FORGET.

>>732967656
Lol nice

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>>732967634

Biggest penis.

>>732967849
but its stuck in your own butt

>>732966869
But it has lag

ability to make the spiciest memes

>>732967849
Too big for any pussy.

>>732967849
Biggest in the animal kingdom

I can materialize a blunt of weed every half an hour.
People who smoke from it get their nerfing removed from their superpowers for 6 hours.

>>732966716
But only in a vacuum

>>732967895
But they die out within an hour

>>732967849
Your penis is too large to get a boner without killing you.

fall from any height without getting injured in any way

>>732967908
Dude weed lmao

>>732967849
But only because you're the last human alive.

Can turn into an anime girl

>>732967338
Only with your ass

Can turn into cum

>>732967908
can only materialize the weed infront of police officers in a place that weed is illegal

>>732967988
Wheelchair bound

>>732967908
the weed smoke kills anybody who inhales it

>>732967338
But only people you really care about

Can turn into any animal

>>732967988
When you fall you get stuck in mid air, unharmed but stuck floating

>>732967908
But it's shitty weed, and you need to actually get high from it to remove the nerf.

I am Goku

>>73296801can only return as human after swallowed by a man

>>732967988
Only with a parachute.

>>732967895
only on tumblr

>>732968002
but only in those minor hentai characters that get cucked all the time

>>732968002
Only when your mom is watching

>>732968015
can only return as human after swallowed by a man

>>732968002
You become two-dimensional, so you lose all of your internal organs and die instantly.

Can switch between any of the 68 genders

>>732968015
Only way to turn back, is to impregnate a woman and get born.

>>732968058
but only for an hour after being raped by that species

>>732968269
But it turns out you're actually just delusional and it's all in your head and everyone just humors you.

>>732968275
Don't forget the marathon

I am God

>>732967388
only able to do it in outer space

>>732968269
But there are only 2 genders.

Time control

>>732968339
Breti gud

>>732968269
You also turn into a black feminist when you do.

>>732968269
can only switch back after having sex with someone of the gender you switched to

>>732968269
Everyone knows there are only two genders, so everyone thinks you're bullshitting when you say you're a fake one.

>>732968350
You don't exist

>>732968350
In a world where atheism is the majority belief

>>732968015
but only can turn back by getting a girl pregnant and re-aging to your former age (if you don't knock her up you die)

>>732968367
Only while you sleep

>>732968350

You only Exist in books

My shit is pure gold

>>732967728
Kek

>>732968350
You get your power and existence from belief, and everyone becomes an atheist.

>>732968269
Technically there are 72, but for some bigoted reason the aromatic ones don't count.

>>732968458
which makes it incredibly painful to defecate.

I have excellent night vision

>>732968350
but you can only get yourself crucified

>>732968458
smells like aged rotten shit and also is very brittle.

>>732968458
Your shit is very sharp and spiky.

>>732968533
can't turn it off, day time is blinding

>>732968533
Only in brightly lit areas

>>732968367
No controll of when you shit or piss

>>732968458
>Constipation

To be able to answer any question correctly.

>I'm the second coming of jesus

>>732968650
but nobody believes you have the right answer.

I can fuck anyone I want whenever I want with no consequences to myself afterwards.

>>732968650
But nobody ever believes you.

Any stranger is instantly on good terms with me.

>>732968015
It's a nerf already.

>can read people's inner most desires

>>732968677
Everyone is a Jew.

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>>732968677
Jews rule the world

>>732968734
friends hate you

>>732968723
Last person on earth

>>732968734
Until you communicate with them in any way.

>>732968734
but only for that one instant and then they turn sour.

>>732968058
But u can't control yourself when you're in animal form

>>732966716
[i]test[/i] [b]test[/b] test

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>>732968029

>>732968723
But it's always in an extremely uncomfortable and dangerous place

>>732968754
Cant actually read

>>732968754
They're all exactly the same and all you can think about when you see people is eating, sleeping, and having sex.

>>732968650
but don't know they are correct

>>732968754
Everyone is a closeted furry.

>>732968677

He splunked you in a sock

I can talk to furniture

>>732968723
They die after.

Can talk to fish

>>732968875
But it doesn't answer, it's just furniture.

>>732968911
Only underwater with no way ti breathe

>>732968875
But the furniture doesn't talk back.

>>732968911
But only once they are inside your stomach, and every body can hear them

>>732968776
but only after admitting that no jews were killed by nazis

>can morph into any animal

>>732966716
>bonebending

>>732968269
But you cant go back to the previous one

>>732968911
they don't understand

>>732967281
so u basically become the best babysitter in the world and make mean cash.. nice

>>732969036
Only the bones in your pinky toe

>>732968911
But you are aquaman

>>732969034
but only around furrys

>>732969034
randomly turn into a sheep and teleported to a muslim country for a few hours

>>732969034
When you morph you lose your human mind, meaning you don't know you were even human or how to change back.

>>732969036
Except you missed an "r". It's really "bonerbending".

I instinctively know how to operate any machine, weapon, vehicle or other man-made device of any kind.

>can fix all of Africa's problems

>>732969217
That were made before 1940

>>732969217
but you are missing arms and legs, and you are also mute

>>732969242
Your powers are fueled by killing white people

>>732969242
by euthanizing its population

>>732969242
But you need decades of hard work and an enormous development aid budget to do it.

>can turn invisible

>>732967634
>>732969242

>>732969405
Only in the dark

>>732966869
Over dial-up

>>732968754
Can't unread them

>>732968339
lol

>>732969405
Only when screaming

>>732969405
U stay invisible, it's ez

>>732969405
But only when nobody else is around.

Can summon fire balls

>can browse /b/ using only your mind anytime anywhere

>>732969405
when no one is loking

>>732969535
Underwater

I sense a lot of asshole GM's in this thread....I love it.


>Has X-ray vision

>>732969556
When /b/ is cancer, you get it.

>>732969556
Does it worth it tho?

>>732969556
Only Andy Sixx threads.

i have huge crab claws

>>732969612
Only works on your sisters clothes.