ITT: Nerf each other's superpowers >genderbending

>>732937400
Only into made-up tumblrina genders.

>>732937400
Completely assexual

>one punch man's strength

>>732937400
you genderbend but you're always a tranny

>>732937400
check um

the transformation is painful


The ability to sale cars to dogs incredible well

My Sims can't drown anymore
>>732937563
Superman shows up and kills you

>>732937563
But no limbs

>can fire energy blasts

>>732937563
Only for masturbating

>>732937563
only on toes

>>732937400
target turns into Caitlyn Jenner

>>732937611
Kek superman couldn't hande saitama's fart

Can shapeshift 2 ways. Both able to completely alter my appearance to look like another being, and micro-shifting, like turning my finger into a key, or my arm into a blade

>>732937611
Pools are not in any future sims games

I can hover around places and no longer need to walk

>>732937611
They constantly bitch and nag

>manipulate metals

>>732937694
You can't turn back tho

I can bestow human-level intelligence and speaking capabilities to other animals.

>>732937654
Yes, he can ;)

>>732937654
depends on who's doing the writing

But when you have people on that power level, it's always retarded arguements

>>732937725
Only the shit ones like tin

>>732937612
>can fire energy blasts
At yourself

Ability to access any part of the entire imdb database in your mind at any time

>>732937778
They h8 humans by default

Last one of the night for me fuckos

>god of my own universe
>can create/destroy anything I want
>don't give a fuck about free will
>inb4 I don't exist

>>732937828
Your devil is a fag and constantly tries to rape you

>>732937778
you almost get quads, but not quiet

>>732937778
They don't gain any knowledge from what you do to them. They only gain the learning capabilities. As such they wouldn't know your language, but would need to learn like a child

>>732937828
You only have these powers in a video game.
It's literally just creative mode minecraft with no mulitplayer.

>>732937725
Only in amounts less than a gram.

>Can travel instantly between two points using two active computers connected to the internet.

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>>732937893
good one to leave on

>>732937400
my superpower is I have no superpower, am of middle income, standard education, standard intelligence, and have an average daily life.

>>732937895
>you forget to update McAffee

>>732937822
You always get a random page, never the actor. move, or show you're thinking of.

The page will pop up in your head after you've looked it up with a computer just to mess with you.

>>732937956
Your wife cucks you with a nigger

Ability to break 9000 times folded Katana

>>732937956
You have crippling depression and run away from it using the internet and memes.

>>732938004
Fuck I was gonna say that. More like "Every woman you ever love will cuck you" but

>>732938004
I'm pretty sure that would still fall under average daily life with todays standards.

>>732937822
imdb changes it's information whenever you say something from it, so whenever someone checks the website to see if you're correct, they think you're wrong

Ability to advertise a product directly inside other people's minds

>>732938022
Only when no one is watching.

>>732937956
you cant seem to get dubs in 4chan threads

>>732938024
/b/ infinite loop detected. All people browsing /b/ cease to excist.

Its nerf or nothin

>>732938057
Another person develops the power to create mental adblockers and they become widespread, blocking your ads.

>>732938042
Ikr sucks to be male in 2017

Superpower to make everyone understand me completely without exception.

Ability to push an immovable object

>>732938161
No immovable objects exist in your universe.

>>732938161
Can only push it an almost immesurable amount

>>732937400
>The superpower to actually prove the earth is flat and all the governments in the world are part of the illuminate.

>>732938161
Your mom?

>>732937763
not really a nerf since you only need a to shapeshift into something a tiny bit different than before, but otherwise the same

>>732938257
But you OD on volume

>>732938257
People handwave away your proof because you sound and look like a nutcase.

>the power to make blizzard make good games.

>>732938159
All of your thoughts and intentions are open for the world to see and judge.

>>732937878
>i can bestow human-level intelligence
>no you can't
worst nerf ever

>>732937400
But you are in The Legend of Korra

When you roll a die, it always lands on the side you call

>>732937694
It's completely at random and you have 0 control over it.

>>732937893
bad nerf
you could say "but only in a videogame" for each and every superpower
low effort

>>732938352
only and DnD and you must play a bard.

>>732938257
Granted, but no one will ever believe you

i can nullify any nerf

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Teleportation

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>>732938349
That show doesn't exist and it isn't canon and I hate you

>>732938308
They get bought by EA in the middle of developing a fucking amazing masterpiece game that was completely earthshattering.

EA doesn't think it will sell and kills it in it's crib.

>>732938367
I actually thought it was a pretty good reply to someone trying to be all mighty.

>>732938436
But you have no powers

>>732938430
do you know what proof is?
>you can prove it, but you can't prove it
senpai come on

>>732938367
bad post
You could say "low effort" for each and every post.

You're heatproof

>>732938482
are you dumb?

I am a shape shifter

Ability to be considered normal by humans

>>732938523
but always cold, like a woman.

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be lightsaber wielding cyborg

>>732938440
>Teleportation
you can't teleport clothes

>>732938551
You make other people uncomfortable because you're so normal. Most people think you're boring, really unique people find you intolerable.

>>732938538
you can only shift into the shape of a dragon dildo.

>>732938576
You only show up in one of the worst movies of your franchise.

>>732938494
you missed the point. it's really easy to come up with a nerf that nerfs everything but it's lazy and doesn't contribute to the thread

>>732938689
You are wrong, I found turning your ultimate power into a minecraft sandbox hilarious. I think you are just salty.

>>732938616
>you are so normal people find you abnormal/weird
Wut?

>>732938655
All of them?

>>732938689
I didn't miss the point, you didn't have one.
Guy I responded to laughed, another guy even said it sounded good. You're the only person who seems to have a problem with it.

You sound like one of those kids who screams "NUH-UH YOU'RE NOT PLAYIN RIGHT" on the playground, guy.

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ability to suck miku's tits

>>732938738
>>732938719
i'm not saying it can't be amusing nor that it's wrong. i'm just saying it's low effort

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>>732938780
which are placed on this man
pic related.

>>732938810
And I'm just saying you sound like a prick.

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>>732938730

>>732938726
i think that anon means that you have absolutely no interesting personality traits making you a very bland person which people may weird out?

>>732938810
Guy who laughed at the video game / minecraft thing here. You are obviously autistic for not understanding this is just a counter what someone else said lets have fun thread. stop being so salty.

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>>732938551
>>732938523
>>732938440
>>732938352
>>732938308
>>732938161
>>732938159
>>732938057
>>732938022
>>732938538
but only in a minecraft sandbox

>>732938878
i won't stop since it's objectively low effort

The ability to cut out all the bullshit and understand the true intentions of women/what they say

>>732938861
>>732938726


"that anon" here, this is pretty much what I meant.
Ever met someone who was really, really bland? It's really fucking unnerving.

>>732938907
No multiplayer

>>732938931
only to find out that there is nothing but bullshit underneath

>>732938907
>>732938961

Lmaoing at your low effort guise

Ok here I go.

>OMNIPOTENCE AND IMMUNITY TO NERFS

>>732938907
Only thing you are proving is that you are autistic and upset over the fact that someone made fun of minecraft or your power. you can take a lot of the counters here and use them for every power.

>>732938907
Damn.

>>732938931
only working on women that have sucked your dick before

>>732938976
that's the spirit

>>732938929
Can't say anything except low effort.

>ability to ban mods

>>732938985
but only in the sims.

>>732938931
But you turn into a woman.

You have the power to become obsessed with people not playing a silly game on 4chan correctly and respond to their posts with "low effort"

>>732938987

that means that those counters are low effort
>projecting
i've never played minecraft and i haven't posted a superpower

>>732939043
Multiplayer or no?

>>732939057
L O W E F F O R T

>>732939057
you have autism.

>>732938934
So normal people are bland to you and the average person freaks you out?

I guess that explains why you are here at least

>>732939022
do i have to say anything else?

>>732938985
but you can only stay in one room with no windows

>>732939057
minecraft
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>>732939095
Counter: you have something else to say.

>>732939133
Minecraft sandbox

>>732939153
stop being me

>>732939119
>>732939153
low effort posts tbqh

>>732939153
L O W E F F O R T

>>732939179
you're not wrong

>>732939178
Singleplayer only

>>732939205
LOW EFFORT

>the superpower of cooking one-minute rice in 58 seconds

>>732939219
only in cooking mama

futaba wants to suck my dick

>>732939219
but you are allergic to rice.

>>732939219
but anyone who eats it becomes asian.

>>732939219
Always overcooked

>>732939238
Low effort

>>732939219
Can't cook anything else

>the power to believe it's butter

>>732939275
you believe that anything you eat is butter

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>>732939219
but you're a nigger

>>732939260
>TopKek.png

Be fat asian dude that rules an entire country

>>732939275
Low effort

>The power of minecraft sandbox singleplayer only

>>732939348
be fat asian dude

>>732939352
not low effort

>>732939348
N korea

>>732939348
>le new minecraft meme answer
XDXdxdxf

>>732939352
But all your posts are low effort.

>>732939352
Only in a world exactly alike Minecraft

>ability to detect what people ate based on flatus

I am goku

>>732939407
not everything is a meme, dipshit

ability to lose weight on command

>>732939430
But only in a dragonball video game made by a low effort company.

>>732939430
No one wants to revive you

>>732939407
Low effort

>>732939434
The power to turn anything into a meme

>>732939446
like minecraft but only with low effort yes

>>732939446
What like a minecraft sandbox singleplayer mod

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Here's to hoping "but only in a minerals sandbox" lives to fight another day
BTW guy who posted the original omnipotent/God of my own universe power and I kekd hard to the nerf. Decided to check on the thread after a bit and boom: a wild tumor appeared

>>732939484
>being able to post it on facebook only

>>732939484
Nobody likes it or uses it

>>732939443
once it starts you can't stop anymore

>>732939517
you're welcome

Ability to sense creepers in survival mode

>>732939517
>can't even spell minecraft right
>the lowest of low effort

ability to kill cancer on 4chan

>>732939517
guy who posted it, here
I'm one of the anons shitposting "low effort"
I'm hoping low effort anon is one of them. I like it when arguements end in just silly shitposting because we both realize arguing on the internet is retarded. This way we both get to have fun.

>>732939590
But only in roblox

>>732939592
but only in a mineral sandbox

I'm Q from Star Trek TNG

>>732939443
You always find it again the next day

>>732939600
Only can post cancer

>>732939602
i'm the original low effort anon
i like this too, am laughing uncontrollably

Ability to push the button on pen so doesn't make a noise.

I can now cook rice by eating it raw then drinking hot water

>>732939700
well played anon

>>732939711
Only if it's redstone activated

>>732939719
It has to come out of your ass

>>732939711
relasing the button makes a noise

I can have sex with any woman i want at least once

>>732939832
But only in a minerals sandbox

Ability to balance anything perfectly so it will never fall

>>732939852
Low effort

>>732939832
They're never satisfied and your penis is tiny

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to turn funny threads into boring arguing about who´s low effort

>>732939864
But your inherent balance sucks so you fall instead
>but only in a mineral sandbox

>>732939786
Okay, you played me.

>>732939895
Nobody else posts in the thread afterwards

The power to archive this amazing as fuck thread

>inb4 but only in a minerals sandbox

>>732940095
only in a mineral sandobx

OP here.
@ work currently, why is everyone on about effort and minerals.

>>732940095
Nobody reads it

>>732940139
Read up m8

Ability to make a liquid of your choice fill any glass you are holding without any external help

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>>732940139

>>732940242
But only in a mineral sandblox

The ability to quote someone on 4chan without having to type in the post number every fucking time

>>732940426
Click the number?

>>732940426
you have to now pass an I'm not a robot visual quiz to reply to their post.

>>732938325
Are you autistic? You can, but you'd have to then teach them your language etc. as if they were a kid.

>>732940426
you should instead focus on the power of being 18 years or older so you would be allowed to be here.

>>732940603
only in a minral sandbox

Power to have minerals roblox

power to minral a sandbox

>>732941264
Only very low efrot

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>>732937895
Can only travel when both computers are streaming midget porn.

>>732941375
Wayne 'the sock' Bronson

Can alter reality within a 5 meter diameter of my centre point.
Any way I see fit.

>>732943330
Every time you do, you expel a nigh poisonous fart within that radius

>>732943440
Sounds accurate. My farts ARE kethal.
I could choke a donkey to death in 3 seconds with the power of my ass gas.

That just sounds like another super-power.

>i can produce poisonous farts within 5 meters

>>732943557
They smell real nice

I can control plants

>>732937878
>>732937778

This , but also their refrence points wouldnt make any sense to you. What would you talk about to a cow? What would a cow have to say? Think about that.

>>732943629
Ah, the curse, nice smelling farts will be the end of me for sure!

>>732937400
My superpower is my marriage is dead and my wife refuses to be seen with me in public regardless of how much she says she loves me.

>>732944138
The nerf is that your fat ugly and retarded .

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>>732944138
This isn't a feels thread, I don't need to relive this.

>>732944290
That pic a scrubs refrence?

>>732944400
no.

>>732944445
Yes...it is.

https://youtu.be/3rirPLLYBys

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>>732944290

>>732944730
>>732944290
I like how even the trees are the same.

>>732944400
Checked.

Yes.

My superpower is one trillion dollars

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>>732945336

>>732945222
Trips of truth.

>>732937704
But you become morbidly obese and die from complications related to this within the next 5 years

>>732943647
You can only grow weeds [not the good kind]