Bye world
where ya going
>>732923827
I just took 40 tablets of percetamol good bye
>>732923969
you'll just throw up and nothing will happen
The next bottle is in my moms room so she doesn't know why it happened
>>73292443 nah I crushed them up so my gag reflex won't kick in
>>732923969
>>732925067
That's actually spongebob acting like a chicken not mocking anything your new memes are gayer than aids
>>732925355
tHaTS acTuLLy Sp0ngB0b AcTinG lIke a Chickun nOt MocKiNG AnyTHng UR NeW meMEs R GAyeR thAn A1Ds
>>732925355
you're gay
>>732925355
When the weakness kicks in
ByE WorLD
call 911. things will get better. i promise
Best song to listen to b4 your gone
>>732926110
Naw I hate them they're just gonna judge me like everyone else
>>732925535
>>732925708
Well done.. Maybe its just cause im really high but this actually made me laugh
ur decision. but shit WILL get better. and then will get shitty again. and then will get better.
>>732925817
>>732925708
>>732925067
This is probably the best meme of 2017 yet
>>732926470
lol I hate that cycle the bad times get worst and the good times get less good (cringed when typing this)
>>732926915
Probably cause your grammar sucks
>>732927169
Sorry my iq is dropping by the minutes
>>732927481
Yeahhh mine too
Feel like I'm just gonna see black in a matter of hours, if it works that fast
>>732927891
Shut up drama queen
>>732927942
K lawl (crys slowly)
bye retard
Can barely scroll someone help
>>732923969
pics or it didn't happen
>>732929331
Pics of what the inside of my stomach?
Post city so we can authenticate this tomorrow.
>>732929865
And age
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1PYvloBtk
Hope you're OK m8
how much do you weigh you might have not taken enough to kill you honestly, and how many mg was each tablet
>>732929865
16 if Im gone by tomorrow
>>732930161
>what my location
kek
Why are you killing yourself OP
>>732930161
banned
>>732930283
Shitty life general teenager problems just can't handle this anymore
>>732930441
>let me kill myself instead of disappearing and having fun
>>732930441
Aren't you afraid of death? Do you believe in reincarnation or an afterlife?
>>732930480
Disappearing wear? Country's to small it get anywhere far enough and not be found
>>732930441
make some tapes and leave them to your frienemies
>>732930591
Yh I I'm but at this point the afterlife may be better then this life if you know what I mean
>>732930671
Just kill yourself, you obviously aren't creative enough to think of something.
>>732930768
Have you tried antidepressants or a therapist?
>>732930441
Goodbye. World is better off without you as your problems arent going to get any easier (although you would get better at solving them). Why not enjoy your life instead of ending it?
>>732930740
Already set a message in my
Notes on my phone if the detective are smart they'll use my finger print scanner to unlock my phone and find message in my notes then post it in the news
>>732930912
They can't help a shitty future
>>732931187
How would your shitty future look like
Haven't seen one of these type of underage suicide threads for a while, which is surprising. Cause you know parents ruin you whole life before you're an adult.
>>732931263
Working a 9 to 5 cause your grades are shitty nearly making enough money to afford rent
>>732931045
fucking lame
make something netflix worthy nigga
Heart rate increasing for some reason
>>732931587
Can't think of anything else Atm my iq is dropping by the seconds dude ginna something interesting to leave behind
>>732931382
>>732931392
Oh it seems you're not underage, well, I'm not surprised anymore. I won't pretend toknow how your family will react, but if you back out now maybe things will go better for you since everybody will know you think life is so shit you wanna die.
But don't let me dissuade you. I believe in suicide.
>>732931772
>ginna something interesting to leave behind
may it be glorious
Did he died ? Im to late? Hey !! You little dumbfuck! Why you npt rsther rob a bank and try to get mobey shitface ...get rich or die tryin.
>>732931879
I'm only 16 the 9 to 5 is how I see my future my parents won't care they hate me
>>732932100
I'm still here I don't have access you guns or I'd be dead by now
dont do it op
Hahaha this spongebob memes
>>732932219
You never tried tp get a gun you wack ass DIE NOW!! YOU FFUCKK ME UP!!
>>732932115
Okay Surprised again - just haven;t seen one of these for a while.
You do know you can still become a grown up and fuck off and never have to worry about your parents again nor even speak to them again. Being a grown up is awesome d00d.
>>732932235
To late a hour has passed my heart rate has increased my liver is got fail in a matter of hours if I'm lucky
teenagers killing themselves is extremely lame.
i get suicide when you're 50 and your life is nothing like you wanted, it's a life down the drain and no future.
but teenagers? every fucking day is a new chance to do something with your life. i'm in my early 30s and my life keeps having these twists i would've never imagined. every time something bad happens, two good things come later.
fucking shitty generation you are.
>>732932352
that's a horrible way to die. Awful. You'll wish your dead before death even comes close.
And YOU all know that there are enough people out there ... and maby of them are no whiney pigfaces who needs to take paracetamol
>>732932327
This isn't mainly about parents it's more of a future failure kind of thing if you know what I mean
>>732932352
damn , i thought about suicide a lot as a teenager but never went through with it..
i'm in my early 20s now and life is turning out better than expected
give yourself a chance if you survive, just some advice
>>732932445
I know I did my research but urrrg..
>>732932500
bah then go ahead and be a failure, doesn't mean you can't enjoy being it. Do hard drugs, drink too much, not give any fucks.
>>732932372
Meh when you have clinical depression even the good things aren't that great. And you pretty much just spiral into more and more shit in life.
How do you think all these /b/tards in their 20's and 30's got there?
inb4 you can change that
>>732932618
well at least you learned beforehand.
Ya gonna regret this until the moment you die lol
Pussy has not eaten para. This little shit wanted to feel like he could do it to punish pussys own parents wuueeee wueeee baby moom daaaad wuee
>>732932618
Yo post your face, so we can see if you could at least get pussy. Let's see your room, your living situation. Give us some ins on your life before you go, unless this is fake bait
>>732932780
Better then the bleach method
>>732932860
True dat nigga, true dat
>>732932761
i was on anti depressant through most of my 20s, been coming to 4chan for over 10 years and i am completely ok. just living to see what happens the next day got me through some dark times. so you don't know what you're talking about at all. faggy little shit.
you're just too lazy or stupid, it's a shame that's how you want people to remember you. lazy, stupid and a coward.
>>732932845
Rather not be web shamed if this doesn't kill me
>>732932979
No one is going to stalk you to see if you actually killed yourself Post a pic of your pills
>>732932954
That wasn't me (op) who type that for the record
Ooh do you ever take lsd???? That is soooo amaaazing and wonderfuuul everyone should do that once in his life .....oh ... too late eehm...lsd is not soo..ah fuck little dump
>>732924670
You took her birth control?
Oh Holden, I always think of you at these times.
>>732931045
>the detective
Bruh if you're expecting/hoping for a detective or someone to investigate this you just want attention. Nothing wrong with that as long as you admit it.
Otherwise you're just trying to be a dramaqueen and aren't actually serious about any of this.
>>732933084
The first half of the pills are at the beginning of the thread the next half are in my moms room so she's confused for a bit if this does eork
Are you a virgin?
...you have to be a virgin right?? Haha youre gone too fast.. jahaha good more 4 us
>>732932500
Why kill yourself based on what others think of you? You do realize every human emotion felt towards anyone else is mostly hollow. People are so much more selfish than they will ever realize.
No one does anything out of the goodness of their hearts. That doesn't exist. People do good things because they want to see themselves as a good person. It makes them feel good so they do it, ergo they are doing it because they want something from it. Fuck everyone, do what ever it takes to squeeze the life out of this shit hole before you leave it. If you change yourself to make someone like you, you have just become equally undesirable to someone else. Caring what people think, and measuring yourself against others, is the biggest waste of time there is.
>>732933186
lol what no it's percetamol look it up on google then look up the over dose results
>>732933341
This
>>732923969
>40
Why not just 5?
>>732933244
We'll obviously they're gonna wanna know why I did it so that's the reason I left the note I don't care for attention tbh
not too late OP
can still save yourself.
you're going to be dead and then that's it. your family is ruined because you failed yourself at life.
>>732933470
5 doesn't give sure death just minor liver damage
you can never escape from pain. only learn from it.
>>732933208
same
>>732933514
Kek you really don't know anything. Lets assume that you do die. This is going to be an open close suicide case. Thousands happen a year and the justice department will never investigate one unless it appears to have some sort of law being broken (faked suicide, bullied into it etc). So no, you're going to die, and then literally nothing will happen or be different. Nobody will care about this. If you want attention -inadvertantly or otherwise - this is so not how to do it.
Is he leaving???? COMPLETELY ATTENTION WHORE... of i where his father... i would do suicide or homicide
>>732933559
Don't really care about family tbh I'm not the first one to attempt suicide in my family the others succeeded
Youll be dead in the next 2 months of excruciatingly painful kidney failure, you're a champion
>>732933825
They should kill their family too then. That'd get their attention.
You are waste of time.. like your whole life! Bye
>>732933883
K.
so no one has a reason to care about you.
godspeed.
some problems in this world take care of themselves.
>>732933559
Is that Joe Biden?
>>732933825
We'll at least I tired if they don't find it so be it
>>732934008
Don't want attention...
>>732934127
So why did you make a thread?
>>732934048
Christ, you're not listening to anything.
The fact that you did/said it in the first place is evidence enough they you want attention from this. And you're posting on here. It's basic psychology man.
You're not serious about doing this and because or that, doing it altogether is a mistake. Give yourself 24 hours and really think about it.
I suggest you walk in front of a car or jump off a tall building versus dying the manner you have chosen.
>>732934242
24 hours, I'll be gone by then...I cant turn back now
>>732934212
To eaise wariness I guest idk
>>732923769
have fun, report back from the grave about what its like
It's no use, these anon is a fucking goner before they even reach the legal drinking age. I'm going to bed.
>>732934289
That way more painful then this
>>732934376
Yeah you can. Easily throw up what you've consumed. 100% of it hasn't dissolved and entered your system yet.
Seriously, take a step back and look at all of this. You wouldn't even be talking to be about this (event to such lengths) unless there was some part of you that didn't want to do this.
>>732934481
to raise awareness that you're a massive faggot?
you live in the Bahamas
you have a beach as your backyard. get your shit pumped out and go play in the water.
Body's shaking
>>732934596
Over here is not as good as the media makes it out to be dude
>>732933186
i mean it is kinda really late contraception if you think about it
>>732934582
Low key don't but my subconscious is stronger then my consciousness Atm
>>732934545
Nah, you wish it was.
If you took 40 100mg pills, you'll be fine.
>>732934910
It's 500mg each tablets I read the box
>>732934837
At this point the only person you're trying to convince is yourself.
None of us here really give a flying Jehovah's Witnesses queef what happens.
So, good luck with convincing yourself because you got none of us fooled.
Never mind. That's Tylenol. You're fucked.
>>732934582
>You wouldn't even be talking to be about this (event to such lengths) unless there was some part of you that didn't want to do this.
this.
it's a defense mechanism he's not consciously aware of.
but I'm afraid it's too late for this anon. I don't know what the healthcare is like on Nassau (Bahamas), regardless, this dude's a gonner.
It's been over 2 hours, almost 3 I presume.
>>732935031
Fooled what? I'm confused
>>732931382
You're kidding right? We had another just like this fucking yesterday
>>732925067
Hahaha
>>732925708
He'll be sick for days or weeks.
>>732935043
I know;-;
>>732928157
>>732929020
Lololol
>>732930740
Anyway bye 4chan if I survive I'll make a thread about the experience
>>732935263
percetamol toxicity is one of the most common methods of intended medicinal overdose
assuming he took exactly as he mentioned in the thread, anon is going into a coma within a few hours.
he's going to be discovered and placed in a hospital until he finally dies.
>>732935464
laaytah biiitch
>>732935518
It'll be titled 'my experience' if not you all can assume I died farewell
>>732935518
What a waste. So many people worked hard to bring this into the world. Support and love went into their creation and its going to be thrown away in a rash moment. What a waste of pizza.
>>732935611
yup
>>732935662
I can tell It's DiGiorno
immediate death sentence to whoever produced this atrocity.
lmfaooo imagine being so pathetic that the op is your suicide note
>>732935795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9i9ZQ0231E
GOTTA GET A GRIP
>>732935795
>>732925067
>>732925708
Shit tier meme.
If you're trying to judge peoples reaction to your suicide this is the wrong place. Otherwise good luck, if anything I hope if you don't get found in time that you don't get found too late and end up a vegetable shitting down a tube for the rest of your semi-conscious life.
We can't save you now, but we can at least hope you don't suffer.
Is op still alive?
If so make a pic of the paracetamol boxes with timestamp
>>732923769
bYe wOrLd
>>732923769
Congrats on the painful liver failure faggot
>>732923769
t. chris cornell
Vomited maybe I'll live
this will be the last picture you will ever see
>>732938497
Damn why did I do this
>>732936321
you forgot this is 017, and we arent allowed to have any good memes, we can only have shit memes that suck ass so we can like them "ironically" or some bullshit like that
Anons help what should I do
>>732938799
>>732939102
call 911