Today I cut down a dead tree in my backyard with a chainsaw.

I found a pair of panties and I buried them in the woods

>>732917614
I chopped a tree down today...
Fuck your chainsaw

quit my chainsaw job to become neet

I logged 15 flight qualification jackets in a tracking program, rather than flying airplanes like I signed up to do. Sigh.

>>732917614
jacked it to trannies

>>732917848
Sorry boy, but anything with a motor on it outmans anything without.

>>732917614
You're not an alpha if you use a chainsaw, all you're doing is guiding it while it does the real work.

>>732917773
Unless there was a rape victim still wearing them, you're not really impressing me.

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>>732917952
>logged

>>732917614
I cut down a dead tree with an ax like real men do.

I helped an old lady cross the street.

>>732917614
>Jacking it to trannies does not count
I didn't let some 12-year-old closet faggot on the internet tell me what is and isn't "alpha."

>>732917614
Cutting down a defenceless tree that was old and decrepit already? What a big man you are
> having to use a machine to cut it instead of your hands "alpha"

>>732917614
If you were a true alpha male you would have done it with a hatchet or an axe.

>>732918388
>dead tree
i've pushed one over

>>732917614
i got really mad at video games

ITT: Inside kid does light yard work and thinks he's a mountain man.

Im camping out in the mojave after a long day of 4x4 and arc gis mapping for the blm.

>>732917614
>cuts down tree
>alpha dog

You cut down a tree nigger. The tree didn't fight back, there's nothing alpha male about that.

Betas and zeta do hard work too. It fulfills people when they see the fruits of their labor, that's why you feel powerful.

>>732917614
I chopped up a trunk in my lawn with a chainsaw, then hit it with a wedge and a sledge.

Fucked my gf in a church parking lot, no condom.

Did not stop for that car who peeled out of a right turn like a jackass thinking I would stop for their high and mighty ass.

I'm pretty sure I beat you OP.

I worked 8 hours at my job.

>>732917614
>using chainsaw
>not axing down a tree

>>732917614
I took my hormones, played video games, and got people to jack off to my lewd pictures online.
I am more Alpha than a guy who thinks sawing a tree with a motorized saw is an "alpha" task

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I made this.

>>732917614
I mowed my lawn. Yeah, not that manly, but I pay for the house with money I earn from my job, so that has to count for something.

>>732917614

Yesterday, reminded my wife and daughter who was the head of this household by taking off my shirt, jumping on the table and beating on my chest shouting I AM THE WALRUS, then I jerked off in the casserole and took off to get me a steak.

Today, just chilling while the wife's at work and the daughter at school, have 4 more hours before I go to work, having a good cup of coffee, sun shining and birds singing outside, nice.

Alpha enough ?

>>732917614
Had another session for my sleeve. Pretty fucking awesome tattoo coming along.

I watered my flowers

>>732917966
manual labour > help from machines
>sorry bud, he outmaned you

>>732919286
>guy
wtf are you, anyway?

Smoked a fat Ecuadorian cigar while enjoying a glass of single malt on my lawyer friend's deck.

>>732919286
You sound like a real faggot to me.

>>732917614
i shifted roughly 1.5 tonnes of topsoil off of my front lawn manually.
not really manly but hard and satisfying.

>>732919670
Misread that and thought you were doing gay body shots on your lawyer friend's dick.

>>732917614
I built a desk for my son.

I worked at a recycling yard for 10 hours for 50 shitty dollars. I prolly should just kill myself

>>732920082

That was a typo, he meant under his (ecuadorian) lawyer friend's desk.

>>732920082
>>732919670
>>732920312
I thought he said he smoked a fat Ecuadorian's cock under his lawyer friend's desk.

I mean, it is /b/ so it wouldn't be too far out there.

>>732920204
Maybe yes.

>>732917966
Your logic doesn't work when it comes to sex m8. So, what you're saying is, you would allow your partner to use a vibrator because your cock isn't enough to satisfy her? That ain't manly at all.

I work a blue collar job, my entire life is an alpha male activity.

I unloaded a trailer full of fridges and stoves and then drank some beer.

>>732920756
How's the trailer park life?

>>732917614
I built a house.

>>732920806
Sears lackey detected.

>>732920961
Minecraft doesn't count.

>>732920716
>satisfying a woman
Dude, what's next? Breading her hair and foot rubs? Faggot.

>>732920915
I own my own business and make more than enough money to live very comfortably in a quiet suburb of Minneapolis. Thanks for asking though.

>>732918737
Watch out for cazadors

>>732917614
Applied for a job that's physical and probably will suck a little bit despite being scared of the idea of it. Not the most inherently alpha thing but I faced something that was frightening to me and that's alright in my book.


also fapped to trannies

Worked on elevators as an elevator mechanic today. Also I have cut down trees on my property.

>>732920501

Well cigar is spanish for cock 'cos they're the same color in Ecuador so you're technically correct.

All the hookers in the streets calling for attention shouting ¡Quiero un cigar! ¡Quiero un cigar!

this. Waking up and working hard to have a honest living is one of most alpha things you can do.

>>732917614

That's alpha to you pussies today?

Shit like that just used be normal.

Also your pussification factor skyrocketed exponentially due to the fact that you post about it on /b/ of all places like the attention whoring little faggot that you are.

>>732921132

¡Quiero un cigarillo! when they spot some asian tourists.

i minecrafted it was awesome totally lots of mining and crafting

Converted my old Jap car from
Coil Pack, spark plug wires, and plugs
TO
a Coil On Plug Stystem
also installed a new Cam Position Sensor

Finally benched 205

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>>732917614
alpha males dont call the things they do alpha male

>>732919609
Who said only men could be Alpha?
>>732919701
I'm bisexual, if that is what you mean

>>732920716

Bullshit, everybody knows the only way to sexually satisfy a woman is to show her the contents of a full wallet. To women the intercourse part happens after they've already cummed in their head and is just for show.

Drunk myself to sleep yesterday afternoon

>>732917614
Fucked my girlfriend and later after she had left for work fucked her daughter without washing my cock first.

>>732921697
No you're just a dyke

Mobbed my jeep in the hills, played basketball, made 2 shots, periodically smoking throughout the day

>>732919286
you aint shit youre just another worthless slutwhore and any percieved value you think you have is fading fast. think about the future.

>>732921697
>Who said only men could be Alpha?

uhhhh, nature.....for all recorded history, stick around, wait for the decline, you'll get it then.

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>>732921860
Haha, think what you will
>>732921887
Love it when guys say this type of shit whenever I'm sitting on going to school on top of making money, I have my future and any perceived notions you may have of someone just because they do certain jobs for money should go out the window
>>732922058
If you say so, because you're far brighter than I could ever be, right

>>732917848

I chewed a fucking tree down today, fuck your axe.

>>732919529
pics?

>>732922185
>If you say so...

Truth doesn't care about what anyone says or doesn't say, it just is. Millions of years of reality isn't going to be changed by your flawed ideology because you want to feel empowered.

>>732917614

I killed a squirrel with my .177 They're pests on my farm so I have to kill them

I had three other squirrels trapped in a cage, and didn't want to shoot them all so i hooked up my truck battery to the jumper cables and zapped the cage. They died quickly and their fur burned. I dumped them in the irrigation pond to feed them to the gator.

I dumped a ton of agricultural waste into one of the compost piles, have to use a wheelbarrow because I don't have a tractor on this small farm.

hmm what else did I do today? Oh yeah I also beat propeller knight in spectre of torment, that's all the knights, tomorrow I guess I'll fight the enchantress.

>>732922500

lol you're so triggered.

trans isn't an ideology pleb. Learn what words mean before you use them. Trans is a sexuality and identity crisis issue. It has nothing to do with ideology.

>>732922500
I wasn't arguing a change unearthing from my existence retard, I was mocking your idea that nature set the rule that male is forever alpha over female in the first place.
Perhaps if you had any knowledge on the subject rather than spewing random "facts" than you could come back and lick my boot, asking for an apology. Till then, I'll be waiting fuccboi

>>732923091
It's called in nature I would drop you like a fucking sack and you would instantly realise that your tough girl facade is a fucking joke when your not protected by society

>>732923793
Sorry Anon, this isn't survival of the fittest anymore, go crawl back under your rock and wait for the next change, perhaps after ww3 we will be back to sticks and stones and you can act high and mighty. (Well till you get dropped by someone who knows how to fight)
Also, for the record, my brother taught me how to fight... And he gives other marines their black belts, so I think I'll be alright.

Yep like I said society protects you and you hide behind it and talk shit like you aren't naturally inferior and a barely sentient fuck doll.

>>732917614
Provided for my fucking family

>>732917614
Told a group of financial executives to go fuck themselves for trying to use my team as a scapegoat

I masterbated furiously to tranny porn and came so hard it knocked a tree down..also ate a turkey leg like a fuckin king in a dining hall