R-r-r-rekt! Thread

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>>732916847
Hitman

>>732917184
SNAAAAAAAKE

>>732918270
story? kind of just looks like a guy shooting random people in the streets with cool effects

>>732918832
Holy cow that guy got laffy taffy'd.

>>732918270

Just watched this yesterday. They didn't kill the surrounding people, which is uncharacteristic of ISIS

>>732919253

ISIS assassinations

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bump this shit nigga

>>732919300
He wanted to become 2D to be with his waifu

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>>732916847
>Obligatory
>capcha calle sale

>>732918270
fake

Anyone have that hydraulic press head rekt?

>>732920939
Fake, but I still kek'd

>>732918174
haven't seen this one before.

>>732919436
traditional brazilian folk dance

>>732921361

That's not fake. It's completely real.

Why would you think it's fake? Are you a fucking faggot with faggot powers?

>>732918832
What Is he even touching?

cmon, post something new for once faggots

>>732920877
Ive seen a lot of shit and this one made me sick. Poor dumb ass dude and his incompetent co workers.

Rest in pieces.

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>>732916847
>rekt thread
>posts gore
dafuq man

>>732921649
what it feels like accidentally cumming on your face

>>732921751
not pieces, just one long piece

>>732916847
He looks like one of those people from those commercials where purple shit would come flying out their heads. This is the aftermath. That website is dangerous.

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>>732921807

>>732920877
daaaaaaamn brutal

>>732916847
>starts rekt thread
>posts gore
ahem....

>>732921806
good troll bro, it worked because im replying. but i have to say to you, the people who always split hairs: fuck you, they are one and the same


it's like love and marriage you know? you can't have one without the other

>>732917184
>>732918174
old
>>732918270
very nice


>>732918832
old


>>732919436
niggers

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Rekt...you say?

>>732922408
HAHA yes you can

>>732918832
*schlurp*

>>732922489
this looks like the kind of guy that would try to force a meme on 4chan

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>>732922408
you actually can.

>>732919253
>>732921089
>>732919647
These videos are from a freelance assassin who is also used quite heavily by terrorists when they need someone dead but don't want to do it themselves. Someone said in another thread that you can pay him in BTC to kill people but I don't know about that one

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checking in.


ima look for some new stuff to convert

>>732922689
fuck that one guy in particular

>>732922408
Of course you can, or else they would be synonyms, they're not.
Gore is just a bunch of gross shit, parts of humans everywhere.
Rekt is not necessarily when a person dies, but gets fucked, like, goes up flying, or something hits her really hard, or gets fucking beat up, run over by a car, but not the aftermath, all the pieces of the person around the floor and a whole lot of blood on her.
I want to see the dude catching fir and running and then dying, not his scorched corpse up close afterwards

>>732922844
was he kill tho?

>>732922817

Ahhh I see. I thought it was extremely weird that he didn't kill bystanders because ISIS rarely, if ever, gives a fuck about bystanders.

Could be one of those new deadpools starting up, too. Seen a deadpool on the onion the other day where Obama had a 17 BTC bounty on his head kek

>>732923074
it is always so sad for me to watch this kind of stuff, whether someone killed himself or not

More this
>>732920877
>>732922689

Less this
>>732922844

>>732923074
Dumbass

>>732921751
"and his incompetent coworkers"

this guy literally did this to himself

>>732923225
Dude that is FUCKED UP! That's legit disturbing.

>>732923700
There still must have been an emergency stop. His coworkers were idiots for not pressing it.

>>732923905
looks like they tried to, did, and the machine doesn't just immediately stop, comes to a slow stop.

don't think they thought of programming it at that time because they didn't think anyone would be careless and/or stupid enough to get that close and do that.

not even remotely close to the co workers fault

>>732922408
There are obvious differences and you're dumb.

You can have gore without rent and rent without gore. Also your marriage-love analogy is pathetically bad and just wrong.

>>732924102
shut your mouth, bundy

>>732923225
Haha

>>732922546
already a yappy bitch

>>732923225
Orb(my sides)it

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>>732922408
>you can't have one without the other
totally wrong

>>732924296
Ok :(

>>732924296
:( ok

>>732924428
Oh its a boy

>>732924471
7/10. Didn't quite stick the landing.

>>732922844
holy smokes that guy can do the splits way better than van damme.

>>732923974
nyoom

>>732924484
riding in shorts. fuckin squid. no sympathy.

>>732923074
he play the "strangle game" and dying in accident
in original video with sound horror breath noise

jaja my english is anus and strangle game is maby the wrong game name

>>732923974
hope there was nobody in that parked car

>>732924157
0 days accident free.

>>732924157
just a prank bro

>>732924484
Asshole biker hurts himself. Seems about right.

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here's one that i just finished converting

>>732924029
Isis uses squirrels now?

>>732924345
didnt understand what happened until i read the filename
kek

>>732922546
Nobody likes niggers.

>>732925170
ginger is a half nigger

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>>732924157
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED, BRO!

>>732924987
thats an orca not a squirrel

>>732917184
hmm cant help but to think how to get out of this situation

>>732917184
Story?

>>732925332
so its an orcasm then

>>732924631
a thicc boi

>>732921649
>you'llshootyoureyeout.webm

>>732916847
why does this guy look like he is asking for something?

>"ayye I'm gonna need to go soon. My ride is here."

>>732918832

>lets put our hands all over moving machinery

Fucking retards.

>>732920877
What a way to go. Eesh

>>732924345
Don't worry Jesus fixes that sort of shit

>>732922689
>>732925741
Guess he had a busy day.

>>732924824
did he died?

>>732925332
no is dooge

>>732920877
>That brief moment when he's on the ground, still alive and thinking "Wew, that was close!" before being sucked in and slammed to death.

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>>732926263
i am canz badass warriur wimmenz lololololololollol

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>>732922844
dat filename

>>732924748
>my english is anus

my sides have ascended in a different cosmos

>>732924815
There was a mother and a daughter in the parked car the father was going to the bathroom

>>732923974
>filename
kek

>>732926263
I remember seeing that episode on tv

>>732916847
that dude really is open-minded

>>732924815
There was a mother and a 3yo girl.
At the end of the webm you can barely see the father running out of the toilets.
Aparently the son of a very rich guy was driving his porche on the high 200s and chasing an Audi R8 of his friend and the 2 bumped so the porche spun out of control.
The douchebag rich dad paid 10mil euro to the guy that lost his family and the latter, gave no fault to the young reckless driver.
Happened in Greece a couple of months ago....
Go figure

>>732927154
ha!

My friends want to see the clip of woman who gets shot by the douche on the motorcycle as she exits her car to help her bf getting robbed at the ATM.

>>732923277
Was that dude trying to break the ankles of that car?

>>732924962
I'm glad I live in a place where I don't have to fistfight random wildass monkeys.

>>732924428
filename kek

>>732924385
i like this comment. that was fun. do you have more?

https://youtu.be/DiFJfjHosJ4

Here's heavy metal music for you guys

>>732925170
even niggers doesnt like niggers

>>732928314
You mean Cookie Monster music?

>>732924748
he forgot masturbate

>>732927410
You don't have friends.

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>>732928754

>>732928776
>>732928754
redbull

>>732928754
>>732928776
who dis?

>>732928911
Some random dude who was shot by his homeboys to the face. Still had his cigg in his hand when I got there.

>>732928998
wait what? are you a police officer or something?

>>732928998
wait what? you took these pics? what do you do? how many were killed and do you have any back story on why this happened?

>>732919436
two soccer players really going for it

>>732917184
Covert fire nation attack.

They're getting better.

>>732929090
he obviously defiled the corpse

>>732920877
no emergency shut down switch...no foresight

>>732929090
No idea what the actual story is.

Call was a person shot.... We find a guy in the woods with two pistols on him... another guy in woods says his friend was shot and the dude with the guys did it. We make entry into the dope house and find that guy oozing out but dead.

>>732928401
Yes :P

>>732928754
kek that beer looks shopped in

>>732929713
It was a clue.... Obviously, we realized from the cigg and beer they were chilling and he didn't see it coming. Prob just walked right up on his ass and shot him then tried for the witness who fled.

>>732927798
just the tip

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This is a drug deal gone bad. I wanted a picture of his face to see his wounds but she got SHOT the fuck up. The walls had rounds all in them behind him and his hand took a round too.

>>732929915
hot/10

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>>732920877
"come on and slam and welcome to the jam"
all I could think of while watching this mans strange death was a song from spacejam
thank you 4chan.

>>732928998
what's the story anon

See my post after that for the story.

No.732929414

>>732917184
This remind me to the Phantom Pain first levels

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>>732929915
>>732929979
do you just collect dead niggers pics or you have a dead nigger storage?

>>732918761
THISS! Ahab

>>732920939
ALLAH ACKBAR!

>>732930291
Yes. I worked as a cop. I kept my dead body photos. I should have kept my heroin OD photos of the rotting corpses. THOSE ARE THE WORST. I'll never forget "maggot man".


It was summer time and in the abando house...a bum finds a heroin OD victim and the the victim is COVERED in maggots. His body was making squishing noises from the thousands of maggots eating him. The abando house was full of flies...like unreal... he had made a nest up in the abando with windows open. You could really hear the maggots from the next room...like wet spahgetti being moved around.

>>732920877
He was the only one who knew his way around the machine.

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>>732930560
>who knew his way around

>>732930560
heh

>>732930520
got pictures of it?

>>732930520
Nice, man. Keep up the good work

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This girl was sitting on the sofa and her boyfriend or friend accidentally shot her to the chest with a pistol he was jokingly pointing at her. EMS couldn't revive her.

>>732918832
GOMU GOMU NOOO

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>>732930560

>>732930752
That's simultaneously awful and stupid.

>>732930752
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>732930752
>accidentally
>jokingly

that's what I would have said too m'lady

>>732930842
Yeah, it was a .45 ACP pistol. One round to the lower back and she was gone. Was shocked that it killed her as I didn't see much blood. Guess it's all inside leaking...

>>732930752
Some shit niggers would do

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>>732924029

>>732930752
A GOOD NIGGER IS A DEAD NIGGER

>>732924345
Nice Shakespeare humor.

>>732930752
She had a nice body. Shame.

>>732928754
>the blunt still in his hand

Anyone have the one where a guy is caught on a lathe and spins around for about a minute before all his skin flies off and his skeleton is still on the lathe? It's chinese and set to the music "You Spin Me Right Round"

>>732924824
that is why you never let women around heavy equipment

>>732927975
I laughed so hard at that comment I woke up my girlfriend.

Walk it off.

>>732930752
>>732929979
>>732929915
>>732928776
>>732928754
more dead tribals pls

>>732931373
She was pregnant too. Guy was charged with murder and feticide.

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NOT SURE IF I'M ON A REKT THREAD OR A YLYL
My sides got rekt actually

>>732931670
>She was pregnant
and there goes the accident scenario

>>732925353
Maybe run like a goddamn motherfucker? You will die and the strong will live. Just like the old broad next to him.

>>732931782
Yeah...You're prob right. I looked up the charges now and he's still in jail and it says "murder" instead of manslaughter or along those lines.

>>732923074
Sauce?

I need the sauce!!!

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>>732920877
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

>>732930520
Sorry you had to see that man; I know a former paramedic who rescued a senile guy who was still alive and maggots where eating away his leg. Needless to say, those maggots actually saved the guy from getting gangrene or an infection, which would have killed him.
The world is a fucked up place.

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>>732918270
>lazy faggot too lazy to rename webm

>>732932016

It makes you appreciate life and understand that life is pointless..Enjoy it.

I had a crack head in an abando rotted on a mattress. His face had been eaten off by some animal. Looked like a Halloween mask... Skull bones showing through skin with his nose, eyes and mouth area gone exposing skeleton. He had a nice pile of beer cans in the corner and was still holding one... Dude just smoked crack and drank till he died.

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>>732931957

>>732920939
Directed by Michael Bay?

>>732928754
>>732928776
Nothing valuable was lost

>>732932771

Michael Bay would have turned that into a 2 hour 45 minute film.

>>732920939
omg lol

>>732932209
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE

Was he alright after?

>>732924157
Woman in the car¡¡¡¡

>>732924748

"jaja my english is anus and strangle game is maby the wrong game name"

lmfao.

>>732930752
You're cop?

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>>732930002
kek'd, he survived and now gets around by tumbling everywhere

>>732928776
aw i thought his hat said niggers and just got so excited.

>>732929979
they'll never catch me with my pants dow-

>>732929979
>be dead nigger
>still make gang signs

>>732918270

https://u.nya.is/tglltw.mp4

>>732924962
lol u wasted your time faggot I only watch gifs

>>732922408
Dat counter troll tho

>>732925144
i still dont get it what

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>>732924748
>>732926784
>>732934017

>>732923074
The twitching always gets me with hanging suicides

>>732923974
DEJA VU

>>732925353
he kept gas off his face and chest, prob best result tbh.

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>>732922612

>>732920877
Because he not only took off his pants and saved himself ..

>>732934994
yea but wouldnt he have sever burns all over the rest of his body? not to mention the stab gashs he's gonna have all over his veins from pulling off the wires connected to him pretty much the only way to get out of that would be to hold the guys hands before he lit em up atleast thats what i think
>atleast he does not have to worry about getting to the hospital

>>732922861
Rekt... is that what people for a time have meant with. Time goes by the world is changing. But not you! You are retrd(retard)

>>732920877
>Buddy makes the machine go faster

not all heroes wear capes

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>>732934400

>>732936509
hammerman is that you ?

>>732936466
story ?

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>>732936542
>shovel_knight_goes_pet_shopping.webm

>>732933542
damn they got pretty generous that time, at least they sharpened their machete.

>>732924962
Lol!

>>732936655
some islamic thing where they punish themselves or some shit

>>732936876
yeah its close between punishing and killing themselve,
he could have hit the spine.

>>732924428
Why his pickle is so big???

>>732925741
Are chinks even human? They act like fucking ants.

>>732916847
in my time getting rekt mean getting very drunk,
not fucking gore stuff.

>>732937006
This is normal, how small are you?

>>732937101
lol fuck off

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>>732933214
he had a headache but went on to a fulfilling carer as a hat model

>>732933214
no. you cant survive nerve gas

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>>732937096
>being this NEW to /b/

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>>732931942
Jesus fuck what a stupid way to die.

>>732937466
nigga, i felt that gif. I felt it in my fucking loins, mane.

>>732930752
ladasha got fucked up by tyron

>>732933542
I wonder what they were thinking when they heard the swing

I can only imagine

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>>732937939

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>>732930520
Tell me more anon

>>732930752
>itting on the sofa and her boyfriend or friend accidentally shot her to the chest with a pistol he was jokingly pointing at her. EMS couldn't revive her.
what is the #2 rule of gun safety ?

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>>732930520

>>732921608
industrial rollers. the kind that have rolls of paper fed through at super high speeds. he touched the wheel and was pulled in and crushed like a bitch

>>732930291
Dead nigga storage?
you jokin

>>732937441
I refuse to believe he did not survive.

>>732938289
I fucking love watermellons

>>732936542
This is, despite being awful, something very legitimate. Stray dogs can pose a large hazard to any area.

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>nigger stole the last doughnut

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>>732938420

>>732932209
Did we get him? I think we got him.

>>732937991
what are you showing me here

Bumperoonie

>>732939630
Read the file name or look at the 2nd pic.

>>732929713
product placement is getting out of hand

>>732928754
Does his hat say niggers?

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>>732934152
It does but niggers can't spell.

>>732938557

Do you know why dogs are in those "areas" in the first place? Because people put them there!

Fucking savages grouped up and used shovels to beat a dog that was just laying there. Fucking savages.

>>732939714
Literally no idea what I'm looking at

>>732940693
Me too. What is it? Looks like some cut in half animal.

>>732940693
>>732941278
It's a decapitated & skinned cat

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>>732941443
How about now

>>732938384
eyyyy

>>732916847
That's gore.

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>>732941785
Trust me OP knows

>>732921608
Cloud of nerve gas

>>732924962
>here's one that i just finished converting
You could have just saved on of the other one thousand webms of this that have already been posted on /b/

>>732941847
As usual, OP is a faggot.

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>>732942014
Ya know it

>>732941548
I'm guessing some kinda bird and he dropped his worm meal amirite

>>732922844
Roach1: " dafuq did my dick go?"
Roach2: "check tire thread"
Roach1: " oh fok lol"

>>732937466
Sauce?

>>732942902
Second this

>>732934592
Too soon

>>732922546
Racist little cunt I hope she gets raped by a refugee

>>732923074
That looks easy I might try that.

>>732930291
did the dude in grey just shoot the nog in blue just for good meassure?

>>732918270
I'm really surprised that his support hand on the suppressor isn't messing with the barrel's ability to tilt as the weapon cycles.

If it were a fixed barrel I could understand but that looks like a Beretta.

>>732922689
truck hits the stop sign
>stop sign axes the guy on the bike
fucking hell man then comes the fire

>>732929915
More

>>732934757
"friends, romans, countrymen...lend me your ears"

>>732937605
that was after a hit and run that killed a police officer in a high speed chase. i'd be beating the fuck out of that unconscious fuck knuckle too.

>>732937466
No. Ain't watching that shit again.

>>732920877
I really love rekt threads, but these machines are scaring the shit out of me. notclickingonthisshit.jpg

>>732943476
wow are you a warrior?

>>732921649
buy a gun to be safe they said

>>732922546
wtf who buys this shit except negros?

>>732922689
someone REALLY wanted this guy to be dead

>>732925407
nigga spilled some vodka trying to lit his blunt with the other hand

>>732924484
no sympathy for fucking bike riders. All of them are fuckwits on the roads. Riding fast with shorts? its like you want to skin yourself alive, fuckwit.

>>732919253
>with cool effects
fucking lol

>>732923277
imagine to be that driver. killed a guy, wasted your car...

>>732943631
this. shits brutal but quick. i wish i was him

>>732925741
its always fucking china. They just don't give a fuck for human life. Dude in my way? Eh i can't be late for this delivery so i'll just run him down.

I guess its cause if they survive they can sue the ever living fuck out of you so its better to just finish them off.

>>732936623
Oh-Daesu

>>732941548
Hit a cat with the lawn mower I see

>>732933542
god.. change the filename to isis head chop off or something

>>732930752
nice feet

>>732926263
old af

>>732931942
well done satan

Squeak!

>>732935097
slim jesus?