would you fuck a horse for 500 bucks /b/

sure

Who would I give the money too? The horse?

>>732907107
you must be new here

/b/ would do it for free

I would probably only pay 50. 100 if it smelled good.

>>732907107
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>>732907107
Would I fuck it, as in my dick goes inside a horse, or a horse dick will go inside me?
Either way, yes.

Ok but I'd want my payment in wheat

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>>732907107
from the front

>>732907408
You must be new here, /b/ would pay to do it.

>>732907408
Fuck off. It may not be cheap, but I'd pay any price.

Male or female horse?

>>732907794
>>732907840
kek, went from getting paid to paying.

>>732907893
it doesn't matter to a filthy degenerate like you, just pretend it's a feminine penis and that the horse is a female inside.

Shit, Id do it for 50 shekels.

How much time does my $500 buy me?

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idk if it would be worth paying $500 when i could just fuck my hand

I'd pay tree fiddy tops

Hell, I'll let the horse fuck me even paying more than 500.

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>>732907107
$500 to get my dick wet in juicy marecunt? Done. How many fucks do I get?

No but I'd pay to suck one

>>732907107
Well last time I fucked a great dane I did it for free. Owner was nice. We did dabs after... and several before.

>>732913529
did it just feel like normal pussy or some enhanced feeling

Only if its JRHNBR

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have you seen horse pussy!?
110x better than most womens
hells yes I would!

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>>732914428
horse dick aint too shabby either!

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>>732914428
Nothing hotter than a winking mare

I would do it for free

>>732907392

anyone got the link to a big collection of zoo. All i know is it ended in /zoo and I think it was iwatchitfortheplot.com/zoo not sure though

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>>732917171
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/Beastforum%20downloader/

I know the shit about not clicking this shit nigga, but click this shit, nigga

>>732917541
My nigga.

>>732907107
wait so you are saying you would pay me 500
to fuck a horse
yes especially if you can guarantee I would not get caught

>>732907107
MONEY?

>YES MONEY
>GIVE MONEY
>I NEED FOOD

>>732916384
Moar, and horse cock, webm

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>>732917692

>>732917541
lol that shit seems super legit man..

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>>732917828
Sorry, no webms, my collection is mostly vids

>>732918853
moar!!!

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>>732917541
There's some good shit in the video section

>>732911083
thats just a black girl

>>732919208
more dicks
>>732918853

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>>732919312

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>>732919561

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>>732919312
And this one?

Any freaks have any mare anal?

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>>732919312

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>>732919803
Not really my thing, though I probably have a few pics

>captcha: select all squares with dresses

>>732907107
I don't have that kind of money

Beastiality thread now pls

>>732920306
This

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>>732920306
Yes pls

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>>732920549

u dont even need to pay me! hell if its a minihorse ill live stream that shit

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>>732920890

>>732920890
>>732920703
more hd horse cock

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>>732921027

>>732921032
And hd horse puss

any one have a site to look some good vids up?

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>>732921096

>>732911083
Sauce?

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>>732921032
I'll share what I've got

>>732921166
zoosex.com. i think that sites still up

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>>732921151
My favorite

>>732921417
mmmmm

>>732919510
It's late, and I kek

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>>732921261
I forget where I found it, but it's from a video where a guy fucks a mare that had just been creampied by a stallion. It's one of my favorite vids

>>732921664
oh god that sounds hot i hope someone finds it D:

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>>732921505
You know you want to be nuts deep in that juicy tunnel

>>732921664
There is nothing I want more in life than that video right now

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>>732921851

>>732921851
do i ever omg fuck i wish it were easy to purchase a mini horse or just a mare right now. :( my balls are blue and i havent fucked a human woman in years

>>732922050
horray for my shity grammar, im horny and can only think with one head right now

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>>732922156

>>732922331
SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SOURCE FOR THIS RIGHT NOW DAMMIT. I CANT FIND IT AND IM DAMN NEAR GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK, THAT SWEET ASS AND PUSSY OMG

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>>732921913
I downloaded it forever and ever ago, I think as part of a bigger collection in a torrent. It was originally titled "man takes stallion's sloppy seconds" or something like that

>>732922427
gaybeast dot com slash movie slash 87403 slash white_mare_pussy_fuck

I looked. Don't think this is the one, but it's close.

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>>732922847
Painted pussy best pussy

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>>732923227

>>732922541
I think I found it, thanks bro

>>732923957
post the link you wont

Id do it for free

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>>732917828

Any webm's?

>>732925361
asffsdsa

>>732921261
no it's cum

buuuuuuūmp

Bumping for more balls

>>732907107
I get to fuck a horse and someone will give me $500?
where do I sign up?

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>>732926676

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>>732926676
p

Dude i would fuck a horse for free

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Fuck a horse? I married one!

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>>732923957
Glad I could help

>>732922371
this is cp?

>>732927343
is that a philosophical question?

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>>732927107
Trail rides and creampies with your mare is the best way to spend any afternoon

holy shit

>>732917171
>>732917541
>>732917692
>>732918455
>>732919208
You stop that shit

Real talk, does a horses "clit" a huge source of pleasure for it like a humans clit is?

>>732928032
>>732917171
>>732917541
>>732917692
>>732918455
>>732919208
Off of my server with you before I report to the internet police

holy damn

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>>732927188

Moar wet/in heat doggo puss

>>732907392
>

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bump

>>732928744
Hey experts is this cumshot real or fake?

>>732929547
Also more horse bjs pl0x

>>732929592
>>732929547
girlfuckshorse.net

>>732929547
Fake, the Brazilian ones are almost always fake but in this vid the horse is clearly not fully aroused or flared.

>>732929458
But why....?

>>732929547
Fake. When a horse cums, the tip flares like a trumpet. It may also try to buck and kick, making it somewhat dangerous to be along the side.

http://www.pornsocket com/media-gallery/15794-sissi-collection.html?category_id=15

>>732929725
>>732929745
>>732929820
Thanks guise

OP please repost this thread day after day until it becomes a staple like trap threads and YLYL

>>732929820
I'm guessing it's pretty much impossible for someone to suck off a horse till it cums?

>>732930326
Seconded

>>732907107
i would but with a condom

What kind of infections can you get by fucking a horse?

>>732930467
It's possible but you don't see it often, the key is to keep pressure on the head and the center "ring" of the penis. or at least that's how I've seen it done.

>>732930634
All of them

>>732930634
None if it's a normal healthy horse, you might get a minor sore throat from eating one out by other than that the only real possibility for infections would be if the horse has been recently fucked by a human with stds.

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>2017
>not being your husky's plaything

>>732930802
>2017
>being your GSDs plaything

Anybody have that webm of one stallion fucking another stallions ass and they both cum buckets?

I like how the mods remove the girl sucking off the horse but keep all the dudes fucking them

>>732930980
LOL

Usually they just kill the whole thread

back in my day bestiality was okay on /b/

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Just banned for breaking "global rule 1". It's late and I'm turning in but I just let you boys know to play safe. Happy mare fucking

>>732931064
>global rule 1
you mean dont talk about /b/? little late for that

Bump for dogs

NOOOO and I'll tell you why When I was 14 my scout troop went on a horse trek. (I don't recommend it) My horse was named Tonto which literally means stupid in mexican. My horse decided it wanted to gallop off trail downhill in fairly dense forest. I had to duck as low I could so I didn't get decapitated by a tree branch. This horse also liked to kick anything behind it I had to approach the horse from front pet it then get on. Or else it would kick and run. Letter I heard they put him down because he kicked another horse in the ribs.

>>732931576
Sounds like a retarded horse. There are retarded people too and I wouldn't fuck them either

>>732931576
Sounds like a horse that wasn't properly trained, poor guy got put to death because his owners were either to lazy or not knowledgeable to train him.

>>732931863
I don't know, They had plenty of other horses, so It might have just been that horse.

>>732931938
There's something so sexy and aesthetically pleasing about mare vaginas.

>>732932087
They are at their best when they are winking around a stiff cock.

>>732932087
Its the fact that they're so muscly and flaring pink.

They're made to wring out a stallion's sperm in seconds, but a human can take their time and enjoy the tight, constricting warmth.

All I want in life it to buy a beautiful white mare, live out in a ranch house, and spend my nights fuckin that marepussy till I'm dry.

>>732932087
Its a guilty pleasure of mine. I can't help but wonder how it feels compared to human pussy

>>732932454
What part do you like most?
Seeing them winking?

>>732932251
I love the juicy pink insides of a mares pussy, I could get lost for hours in a mare if I could.

C'mon guys post them webms

>>732932661
I would if I didn't want to risk being banned for 3 months like last time

>>732932702
use 7 proxies

or just zip and upload to a host

>>732932614
That and seeing their pinkness with that glorious donut asshole

>>732932614
It sounds weird but something about the way their pussies drape and curl at the bottom drives me wild.

>>732907392
That should've been /thread

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>>732932657
I love how sensitive and tight they are, look at this marepussy shiver at a man's delicate touch, if you were to try and spread its folds open with your index and middle finger you'd feel the strong muscles pushing back

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>>732932251
When I see the meaty lips of a tight muscled mare badonk my dick does backflips

>>732932614
I like how when they wink they can essentially kiss your balls with their hot, wet inner folds, that'd make any man go wild while pounding a pussy

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>>732932997
There's nothing better than the sight of a bright pink marepussy right in front of you

>>732933157
how tight are they compared to the average women?

>>732933318
I've never fucked one personally but I've heard that they can control the muscles in their vagina allowing them to clamp down during orgasm.

More horse cocks please

I've herd that horse's pussy 3x hotter , so your dick feel like it melting.

>>732933737
A horses average body temp is about 100 degrees while a humans is 98 so yes it'll feel warmer. Same with dogs.

any good horse cumshots?

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>>732907107
What are some JRHNBR Horse breeds?

Any good creampie clips? Either from a man or another horse

>>732934096
you mean JTRHNBR

>>732934518
Yes that, but the the is silent