What should I say back to her? Standard roll rules apply.

hey there downie

Nudes?

Fucking terrible. My dog just got ran over.

>>732902989
jesus fucking christ. dont reply.

>>732902989
>biological science
>what sbould my major be?
>idk i guess i like aminals xxxxxxD

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

mind if i eat ass?

It's neat that you have a picture of beached whale there... considering what you are studying.

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>>732903755
nice

Are you a hampig?!

>>732902989
who's call is less important than the least attractive girl on tinder?

>>732903944
Check 'em

>>732903829
reroll

your dome is a bit red from the sun. you might want to put an awning on it or something.

>>732903886
His body is mangled but his dick still works. If you come now he can fuck you doggystyle while I fap

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>>732904059
reroll

Will you cheer me up?

>filename

Given your studies, is it ok to masturbate to get over my dog's death? I just want to feel better

>>732904059
Reroll

"It's okay, maybe you could keep me company at the hospital with him. I don't think he'll be here long. The vet said it's not bad. He's not limping so that's good. It would mean a lot to me if you could come keep me company most of my family are out of town.

>>732904022
>>732903944

Oh shit

>>732902989
Just think, that's the best pic she could find of herself

Have you ever gotten a rim job from a grieving man?

LMAO 420 blaze it

>>732902989
why her forehead is the main cause for world hunger

>>732904165
Gtfo queer. What you trying to do? Get him laid? Gay.

>>732904059
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REROLL

why do you wear your hats lopsided

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>>732904168
which one?

I'm just looking to replace my old dog with a new one. You'll do nicely.

>>732904343
Both you fucking retard its dubs

>>732904343
Why not both?

>>732904059
roll

>>732904343
This one >>732904059

i killed him and i need to see your tits

>>732904388
LOL

>>732904388
Better say this too now

He was a good boy marinel. You would have liked him. He only had one eye, and liked to chew on the sofa but he was a good boy

>>732904343
it was my loss but a Korean families gain.

>>732904470
i killed him and i need to see your tits or I may kill again*

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>>732904419
>>732904388
rules are rules

It makes you really think when it comes to the term "doggystyle"... if I did it "doggystyle", I guess I'd choke on a penny and die. RIP: Mr. Peaches

>>732902989
Nice fivehead.

Jk! lmfao you got pranked!

>>732902989
Easy peasy japanesey

>>732904570
reroll

>>732904528
Make sure you mention that the dogs name was brent.

Next you do
>>732904059

>>732904551
555 would have been epic there. Roll for this.

I will miss my dog's little red rocket... he'd get so excited to see me!

Your forehead reminds me of a wonky, slightly overcooked, boiled egg. Someone pass the salt.

it was my fault i ran him over lol

I like to wear womens undergarments

you should install solar panels on your dome.

>>732904059
Rolling

The weird thing is my dog was pregnant... and I think I'm responsible!

>>732904059

You study biological science? Me too, I know cock meet pussy child come out

Old Joe lost an eye last summer in a volleyball accident. He didn't see that car coming until it was too late.

>>732904718
rollin

>>732904777
Get>>732904777

>>732904059
This

Better put some sunscreen on that dome

which parent did you inherit your hairline from?

>>732904059
Rawl

>>732904777
LUCKY

>>732904777
Thread killer

>>732904787
roll

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>>732904777

>>732904059
Role

>>732902989
I'd like to blast my load on your aviator glasses.

Send her a pick of ur dick?
Ask for tits

>>732904059

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If dubs he sends screens of the thread.

>>732904866
She'll think you mean responsible for running it over.

Should have said "and I think it was mine"

Can I cum on your forehead?

Send a pic of your dog

>>732904059
reroll

>>732904866
you are the fucking worst at this

she will be mad about the forehead reference

I feel so sad. This must be what Jews felt before they were marched to the oven.

Gonna miss that canine cock.

>>732904777
Kek
>>732904670
>555 would have been epic there. Roll for this.
Wow, is it summer already because this faggot is fucking gay

>>732904866
you fucking suck OP

Can I cum on forehead

>>732905014
Wow, he does sound like a huge faggot

op u are a fuk

I'm still trying to get one of its paws out the wheel. On the bright side I don't need to order food this evening

>>732905014
/Thread, Those summer faggots are terrible

aaaand shes gone what a trooper

i am the cum collector and it's time to collect

I wanna cum on your face and forehead

>>732905088
serious?

>>732905014
>>732905088
Oh wow. That samefagging is more summer than anything I have seen before,

You must really want my fat little cock if you messaged me firtst :) let me know if I am correct.

Right as I buried my dog, I knew I would never get to play with my chubby ever again... RIP: chubby 2017 -2017

Hi

>>732905145
Collect me father

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while she's thinking what should I say to this one?

Anyways my cock is hard, wanna bone some time?

So what u been up to.
Wanna get together and fuck in the pool

>>732904022
Guess op has to say reroll now
Also if I get dubs say "Wow tank beem"

>>732905136
reroll

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>>732905179
>>732905188
Nice, you won the game of spotting a summer faggot, you win this awesome picture

>>732905284
This reroll

>>732905284
This one

>>732905197
Re roll

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>>732905285
Are you totally fucking retarded

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>>732905329
>>732905188
>>732905179
Enjoy your picture

Let's get together and fuck. I'm so sad.

>>732905265
five? Amateur

>>732905265
"Nice, I can fit 6"

>>732905265
ask her to fucking marry you, faggot.

>>732905408
Rollo for this

Your nostrils are wide? Are you part nig nog?!