NO ELLIE THREAD? WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM /B/??

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Fuck you this is a tom thread now

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>>732899679

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>732899405
>vagina and breasts
>girls and women
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
TRIGGASAURUSED

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>>732900357

THERE, DONE, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES

>>732900517

Now post the toilet one you dirty bitch

>>732900517
Yesyou filthy whore, post it

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>>732900569
This.

>>732899756
lol WTF

>>732900357
>Her parents try to ignore the sound of the retarded moans and the bed slamming against the wall as Ellie finishes her sixth masturbatory session of the day.

>>732899202
at first i thought it said retarded conditions

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>>732900517
I enjoyed the story, but I think it teaches the wrong lesson. All (pretty) girls should be okay with and want to strip and masturbate in public!

Was the puberty one ever leaked. We found out it exists last time I checked.

>>732900462
>Last page of the book
>"Parents! Warning! This book contained nudity!"

>>732900704
kek

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>>732899822

>>732900977

It's a common trait for autistic people to read the book backwards

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>>732901026

>>732901061

Fuckin weeaboos

bump bc I have nothing to actually contribute, but still want the thread alive.

>>732899451
not my proudest fap

>>732900462
Autism is pretty rare in girls, so this book has a very limited audience. Who published it?

>>732901693

It's not rare (Middle and low functioning at least), it just tends to manifest differently.

>>732901460
same. getting to where i liek ellie.

Reminds me of books in grade school that were like this. Despite being 100% intended for educational use the drawings were hilarious. One was a boy ejaculating for the first time and it explodes out of him like an over the top hentai. Including stuff like it's normal to be turned on by you mother or aunts big breasts. It even told you recommended places to masturbate if you could not keep it down. The section for girls was nearly like this autism book.

>>732900658
"So he goes down the the cube where everyone worships gods and tells them their gods are all fake."

>>732902171
And what is this book you speak o, anon?

>>732902171
we had one in my middle school that was practically hidden. everyone would get dared to check it out at some point or another. at least, they *said* they were dared.

>>732901859
>failed programming

>>732901693

Just as common in girls as boys. Also applies to low functioning girls.
Used to work with a guy who sister was autistic/low functioning. She gets up, washes, dresses, does her hair and makeup. Sits in her favourite chair and does nothing sometimes for hours. She can read children's books, does arts and crafts like a 5 year old yet she's 27. Colouring books and watches Disney movies. That's literally it. You think you could you know plow that or something but it just made me sad and depressed meeting her.

humans are a waste
humans are a mess
humans are a big fat mistake

>>732901693
>>732901859
Essentially people got used to women acting like autistic children so actual autism in women doesn't get diagnosed as much.

>>732902425
>>732902447

Sex and you or something like that. At the time I read it it was the mid 90s. Considering how backwards Canadian school still is they got rid of nearly anything with pictures or drawings I schools and like burned them or something. Even my grade school teacher said the book was smut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ZpTyuaFW4

>>732903110

In my highly religious school sex ed tapes and books were locked in a metal trunk and locked in the teachers lounge when not in use.

>>732900462

Was that the entire book?

>>732903562
Yes, in all its glory. We're still waiting for the sequel, Ellie Likes Dragon Dildos. I hear Shadman may illustrate it.

>>732903727
If we're lucky, anon. if we're lucky.

>>732899202
>>732899354
>>732899451
>>732899520
>>732899679

Are the psychopath eyes supposed to be like that?

do aspies actually touch themselves in public?

do you think she'd mind if I gave her a hand

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>>732903562
No, you missed a page.

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>>732904094

>>732902171
Cringiness aside, this is pretty useful shit for kids who have certain disorders that might impede their understanding of things like personal space and social norms.

>>732904094
Yup, its the stare of autism.

>>732904196
Last Ellie thread I was in I made the joke about an epidemic of autistic girls shlicking in public. An anon said there was an autistic girl is his grade that would start fapping in during class. So apparently yes.

>>732902162
underrated

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>>732899679

Why y'all gotta be weird /b/, why y'all gotta be weird.

>>732902162
fucking kek

went out to eat for mothers day brunch and there was a grill probably 9-10 just destroying the little pink man.

they had her in velcro shoes and stretch pants.

physically she looked normal, but there was no way she was mentally all there.

people were staring but no one at their table of at least at even attempted to stop it.

>>732902162
HEARTY KEK

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>>732904548
Nothing weird going on here

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>>732904229

>>732904633
So you can just stare at underage lolis furiously masturbating in public? And no one says anything? Where the fuck are you from??

>>732904196
had an aspie at school who would stick her hands down her junk during break times but she soon got moved to some special school or was home schooled, poor kid was fried in the head

>>732904920
The united states... michigan specifically.

You can do whatever the fuck you want.

Where are you from that you cannot look at someone doing something in public?

>>732905015
if you sit and stare at kids on a playground you'll definitely get some suspicion on you,

>>732905166
did I say playground?

how are you retards educated to the point of being able to type, but lack any type of critical thinking that you cannot differentiate social norms between going to a park to watch children, or happening upon a child with mental handicap at a place you happen to be at?

>>732902527
lol, Anon wanted some suggestions, I suggested her stuffing "something hilariously stupid inside her" like a router, a bottle of bleach, a cat... Anon did all 3. He is a king among men in the Ellie threads.

>>732905299
point is you cant stare at kids you nincompoop

The only way this book could be even more funny is if someone shopped it so that Ellie was full on potato.

>>732905401
confirmed 13 or autistic/socially awkward as all fuck

>>732904945
I dated an aspie chick in high school. Girl was outwardly normal, attractive even, 7/10 on the worst of her days. Behavior-wise, she was weird as fuck, like a cat in heat, constantly. She'd rub up against me in the hallways during passing period, getting herself off while going on and on about some anime she'd watched recently, as if the two activities were in no way connected. It was fucking surreal. Her minder would be meters away, on her phone or some shit, pretending like nothing was going on.

To be perfectly honest, I can't think of a more perfect situation. Her parents both worked in the daytime into the evening. And, I swear I'm not joking, she had some disorder, unrelated to the autism, that left her completely barren. We'd go to her house after school to "study", and end up fucking like rabbits. I could nut in her as many times as I liked, as fast or as slow as I liked. She didn't care. Just loved getting fucked. Now that I think about it, I don't think she even cared if it was me fucking her or any other jerkoff from our school. It didn't matter to her. God what a fucking score. Makes me hard just thinking about it.

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so, anyone got any more educational material for autists? I feel like we need to learn more.

>>732904761
does this mean money cat is fake?

>>732905401
thats not at all how this works.

you're taking an extreme, and trying to compare it to an every day simple event, with a side happening that I've brought up.

>>732905877
we still need full on Tom

>>732904229
cunt

>>732902162
kek

>>732904761
Nice try, but i've got the facts.

>>732899679
please tell me this is fake

>>732906227
7.8/10 too much kek

>>732906378
Its very real my friend, hard copy is on amazon but heres the PDF

http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What's%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf

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>>732906378
No, anon, that one was actually from the book

>>732899822
Someone still needs to post this book.

>>732904229
Oh.
fuck off

>>732904229
k i'll reply

>>732906575
well I'll be fucked. thanks anon

>>732905752
any pics of her/;

>>732905752
any pics of her?

>>732899822
Why do I like this ugh I'm disgusting

now im curious if straight up user made porn (besides the pussy on literal pussy one)
exists

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>>732899756
nice body... but she looks like Jesse Cook

>>732905752
How did you not get her pregnant if you nutted in her life a fucking ape?

>>732907350
cause she took a plan B

>>732900497
fucking LEL

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Does anyone think the art resembles that of Bryan Lee O'Malley, or possibly Hope Larson?

>>732902162
oh ... it's beautiful.

>>732907350
>she had some disorder, unrelated to the autism, that left her completely barren
>left her completely barren
>completely barren
>barren

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>>732907452
nice

>>732907515
what

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>>732902162
so good

>>732900704
Fuckin hell man that made me laugh.

>>732907568
that Scott Pilgrim guy

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>>732902162
top kek

are there links for the other books in the series? laughing my ass off.

>Once Ellie is very excited her vagina
will be wet.

>>732899806
>intact penis
>in an American book

>>732900704
no she's quiet

>>732902162
Fuckin kek

>>732902162
10/10

>>732907826
It's a british book

>>732902162
where i can find moar of this?

>>732907784

>greentext right my nig

>>732907826
some parents in america still don't circumsize, i know it's fucking nuts

>>732904229
immunity cat's got my back

>>732900704
Sixth? What is it, one in the afternoon?

The fuck

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>>732907727
>MFW I need to smile for a picture so I imagine Ellie petting the kitty while she moans like a walrus in heat

>>732908009
copy/pasting from the pdf included the line break... it was so near the wrap point for the post box that i missed it. so sorry, i'll go tell my mother she was a failure then kill myself by seppuku

>>732904699
Epic

>>732907299
>nice body, but she looks like this nobody

>>732907784
>you don't press
enter, nignoramus

Anyone has the one with Tom whacking it while thinkin of penis?

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>>732908271

>>732907826
>>732908058
Male genital cutting rates are dropping in the US. It is down to around or under 50% Washington is down to ~15%. These are the rates of infant cutting, so most adults are still cut.

>>732908466
yes yes, see >>732908310
don't worry my samurai sword is coming i'll seppuku soon

>>732904229
fuck

cool

>>732902162
Im keking so fucking hard.

>>732908565
I think you mean sudoku dumbass

for the love of kek can some hero please post the pdf's for the other books from this series

>>732908855
oooh look at the nerdy know-it-all weeb, you should sudoku yourself too while beating your tiny weeb cock to tentacle porn animes

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>>732908125
Fixed

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>>732909041

>>732909041
WHy do his legs look like he's wearing pants?

>>732909049
yes we uncircummed can get off without buying a can of lube

>>732909187
You going old school with that.

>>732900357
Dad's fucking dead inside

>>732904229
kill yourself

>>732902162
T O P K E K
O P K E K
P K E K
K E K
E K
K

>>732904761 >>732906009 >>732906667 >>732906778 >>732908069 >>732908616 >>732909589

Nice autism. Do you touch yourselves in public too?

>>732902162
LOL

>>732904761
>04761 ▶>>732905882 >>732906360
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nIcE TRYYYY..... bUT I'VE GOT THE FACTs

>>732910889
f u c k

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>>732911372

>>732910889
For a moment there I though he was gonna fap to her a la Shinji.

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>>732904229

>>732911428
FUCK I MEANT >>732910889

>>732904229
g

>>732911603
kek

>>732911603
so obviously the rest are online too; someone plz post the sauce ffs
yes i have been searching on google but it's nothing but spam and viruses so far

>>732900462
>>>>>>autism
I forgot to read the first page

>>73290422
Mother dick

>>732902162
I lost for a good few minutes

>>732904229
screw you

>>732902162
Didn't know this was ylyl, but I lost

>>732899822
aiming cum shot at himself, confirmed faggot.

What is this autistic meme and why have i been seeing it everywhere?

>>732913073
that's like cleaning your weapon while looking down the barrel.

>>732902162
winning

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>>732904525

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>>732902162

>>732904229
A A

>>732902162
GG guys this thread is fucking gold. Kek kek

>>732902400
"Hey. We can make a religion out of this!"

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Ellie is the kinda wife ya want.
I imagine she'd be the instigator of pic related

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>>732902162
I fucking lost way too hard to this.

Good show anon.

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Bump

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>>732902162

>>732900892
>>yes i hope your pretty 8 years old daughter touch herself in public too thats sexy

>>732915787
in america, if an 8 year old girl masturbated in public she'd be charged with sex trafficking of a minor and sex abuse of a minor, then have to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life.

it's to protect teh childrenz

>>732906575
that's actually things ellie likes

>>732911799
Exhentai, fag

>>732902162
i dont get this. so many keks have been had, can someone please explain?

I know alot of you get off to this. And admittedly I am a pervy old fag in my own right. However, this is a awesome resorted for autistic girls in a already akward part of life. A good read. Would recommend.

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i found the american version...

>Ellie also likes touching her vagina and breasts.
>Ellie is a naughty child who is going to Hell for this.
>While she awaits eternal damnation for her sins, she'll have to register as a sex offender for sexual abuse of a minor (herself).

>>732916526
Fag

>>732916503
Ellie pls go

Democrats were a mistake.

>>732916619
Right? I have been on 4 Chan so long that I have started killing my libido, and where I started /b/ as a edgy teeny now I'm a family man.

The fuck happened to me.

>>732916939
You don't like to masturbate?

Top fucking kek, someone should sent these edits to Kate E. Reynolds and Jonathon Powell

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>>732909049

FTFY

>>732917172
Libertarian master race

>>732917577
>

>>732917577
U cheeky /b/ass-tard !

>>732904229
oh dear

>>732917577
Shit shop skills/10
Ruining the joke/10

>>732904229
hi mom

>>732917577
>I'm an upset negro

>>732917172
everytime autists touch themselves, it makes god cry

>>732904229
y tho

>>732918581
Cause you touch yourself

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>>732916556

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>>732917578
this tbh fam

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Am I the only one who thinks this looks eerily similar to david willis's artwork?

>>732919122
Can't un-see girl Hitler.

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>>732904229
fine

>>732902737

Ding!

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>>732902162

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>>732919122
>>732919303
unsee this!

>>732902162
You magnificent bastard. All the keks

>>732915987
>>732916556
You seem butthurt.

>>732899756
Now I really wonder What this pic showed that none of the others here did.

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>>732902162

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>>732919468
Nein. Didn't say I wanted to un-see.

>>732902162
I second >>732916503
Can someone please explain?

>>732899202
Is autism real? I mean, it's diagnosed like crazy but there's no real medication for it right? ADD/ADHD has meds for pharma to get rich from, but autism?

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>>732920659
>there's no real medication for it right?
I know one remedy

A yes, the beauty of witnessing the birth of a meme

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>>732920212
>>732920212
it's a parody of this well known shitty comic where a dude finds out or confronts his girlfriend about being transgender, it has spawned many variations.

pic related

>>732920659
You can't just shove chemicals in your kid's head and expect him to be less socially inept.

>>732904229
Ee

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>>732921473
I thought he knew before the reveal.

>>732920659
>Is autism real?
There's no one autism. It's a range of symptoms. So there's not just one treatment that will "cure" it.
The one big way of relieving the symptons is training. There are software packages that adress the lack of awareness of other people's feelings and emotions. This is the most common symptom; being face-blind.
Autistic people are actually very sensitive about themselves but find it hard to read other people's needs and wants. Hence they have a facade of being uncaring and unemotional. Or they can be extremely demonstartive.

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>>732921722
you could be right, I never dug into it too far

>>732899679

I think that's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day.

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>>732921829
I gave up on the comic after he got friendzoned the second time by the chunker.

>>732900497

^_^ kek

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>>732922270
Saving this as a reaction pic.

>>732921722
he did. his mom is some milf kink dominitrix and his dad is a homo.

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>>732902162

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>>732922773
I'm so glad I jumped off that train early. Thanks anon.

>>732904196
Yea I've seen one do it in high school

>>732904229
Cunt

>>732899679
Ellie's black friend has a dick. Just look. That's a dick in them pants.

>>732904229
damn you

ALL SEX IS RAPE!

>>732924522
even masturbation?

>>732925092
Especially

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Ellie's hands are smellie.

>>732925352
fucking leafposters

>>732904229
Shiz

>>732909363
I jerk off without lube every time. Not that serious bro

>>732904229
6666

>>732926663
Serious question I've never used lube, not even when fucking my GF, should I?

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>>732926836
If you don't feel anything lacking, then no. But some people fetishize it.

>>732917577
That's a drawing you retard

>>732926836
Your girlfriend is the lube. I find adding shit like that just ruins the sheets and takes away a lot of the feeling of the soft friction when inside her. But, I did try this sex oil my gf had that tingles and heats up and it felt fucking great for me and her. So sure, if you get the tingle oil.

>>732927264
>>732927134
>>732926836
normies go back to facebook!!!!

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>>732927525
Never been to such a thing. I am a goddamn shoggoth.

>>732927768
well, not you.

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>>732916556
TOP KEK

>>732914450
Kek

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>>732902162
Fuuuuking kek

Cancerous

>>732930420
If you only knew the things I've seen.

>>732904229
Fucker

>>732930420
But it's the best kind of cancerous
transmittable

>>732902162
My sides = Dead

>>732904525

kekk hard

>>732920212
>>732916503
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2891

It's a long running webcomic reference. the original chick is a post op tranny.

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>>732899679

>>732908542
Oh thank secular thought. This whole religious "try to keep your kids from masturbating" experiment was clearly a failure. I'm not sure why they mutilated and deformed quite so many kids in the first place.

>>732916556
American here.
>you're not wrong

>>732904761
Factman fighter of the Nightman

>>732932300
Dad's just wanting their son's dick to look like theirs. Also before the internet, there was really no real venue for a bunch of guys to get together and talk about dicks. Starting a dialog about these things really does help.

>>732904229
Fck

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>>732902162
This made me lose as hard as this one did in the original thread.

>>732907515
thank fuck it wasn't just me who thought this.

>>732931860
has he ever responded to these or said how he feels about them?

>>732919071
There is no libertarian left. Libertarians are not hippies. Fuck off.

>>732900497
Faggits

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>>732916556

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>>732923153
>Nuke a Gay Whale
>Gay Whale
>Whale

>>732904229
So funi