What's /b/ thoughts and guys with long hair?

*on

>fuck me cant spell check

>>732890517
as someone who has long hair, on some guys it works, I am not one of those guys.

>>732890517
I have long ish hair. Almost to my shoulders. I don't catch much flak for it but it doesn't help the me looking homeless situation

I have long hair, always when im asking girls if i should cut them 3/4 says no

>>732890517
Long hair = short dick

>>732890942
Ron Jeremy
Now leave

>>732890942
long hair = long dick

>>732890517
Hippie Fags

I've cut mine some weeks ago, a lot of friends were disappointed (males and females), they said it looked good

>>732890517
I am considering cutting mine but most of the chicks I talk to seem to like it longer

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>>732890517

I think it can be manly and cool if done properly. like the guy in the picture obviously. it's not for everybody though. I always wanted to have long hair and never did it because I am a pussy faggot who was afraid of what other people might think. now I am too old and still concerned about what what people think.

>>732891359
I wouldn't call Tom Araya a hippy fag.

Nothing more manly than the viking look.

Long hair fag reporting in. Long hair is awesome.

>>732890517
On alpha male such as this gent, I have no problem whatsoever. On fatfuck/skeleton faggots on the other hand.....I really wish the would get a fucking normal haircut.

>>732890517
I have long hair and plan on growing it out and donating it. My wife and all of her co workers (she's a hair stylist) said I have nicer hair than the majority of the women they see. I figure I don't really give a shit what my hair looks like so I just keep it pulled up and it is out of the way.

>chicks definitely dig long hair if you're in good shape.

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How do I look?

>>732892295
Gayserialkiller/10

>>732892413
Spot on! =)

>>732892413
I'm going to have to concur with anon here. That's not a good look. You need to keep it shaped up until it's long enough to do something with.

>>732890517
if you're not sure you can pull it off and take care of it don't bother

>>732892295
No offence /bro, just my knee-jerk asshole reaction >>732892413
You've got decent hair, it's just at that awkward in between length where you gotta control that shit

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how do I look /b/?

I'm actually trying to grow my hair out again, I'm 9 months in right now. I think it looks fucking awesome if you style it right.

the pussy just rolls in with long hair.

>>732892295
He does look a bit like Richard Ramirez. Could get mad goth pussy with minimal effort

>>732892848
Okay, now you just look like a fat kid

The front of my hair is bout 3 inches past my jawbone.Back is about 3/4th down my back.
My hair is straight so i just keep it down but combed back

>>732892849
I'm about 7 months, how can you style that?

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>>732891943
I don't know who that is, but his name sounds like what some hippy fag family would call themselves after leaving their cult commune right before the kid fucking got started.

>>732893119
Depends on your hair type. Are you looking for styles to get through the awkward phase or when it gets long?

>>732891198
singles confirm

>>732893349
I am starting to get out of the awkward phase, yet still to short to do anything simple. I went from a high and tight, with 3 on top and 2 on the sides, to letting it grow out.

On some guys it works on others it doesn't, It really just depends on your face shape and hair type, for example; I have a broad face, thick brown beard and long thick brown/gold hair. It really comes into it's own when I go to a salon and have it trimed, shaped and layed. takes a lot of maintenance but girls love it

>>732892295
youre in the awkward phase. give it a few months and itll be fine

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I have long hair and the girls love it. I get more cunt than all of you 20 year old balding manlets put together.

Any man who styles who styles his hair to get approval from other men are clearly faggots and need.

Also, I have an eight inch prick.

>>732893786
Proofread before you hit "Post", nigga. Come on now.

>>732893786
lol

>>732890517
its disgusting 90% of the time and no there isn't anything alpha about a guy that refuses to take time to trim his beard and probably doesn't wash his wet dog smelling hair like the guy in that pic.

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>>732893601
I'd recommend something like this. It's easy to take care of and looks decent.

>>732894054
That beard is very well trimmed believe me, you're talking about losers with long hair that probably have autism or something, but honestly people like the pic in Op's post do look good

>>732894054
Lol, manlet mad he can't grow hair and is balding.

>>732890517
No chin.

>>732890595
as someone who has long hair, on some guys it works, I am one of those guys.

>>732894385
actually i shave pretty much every week my beard grows in very fast but i don't like looking old. And i'm not white so i don't have locks of smelly dog hair sorry.
>>732894368
the ones that aren't gross losers are usually hipster fags or sometimes wannabe viking faggots stuck in the 15th century who are still losers imo.

>>732894542
Faggot

>>732890517
I have had long hair most my life, 23 now.

Most girls say no when I ask if I should cut it. So guess it works on me.

Also some girls love guys with long like a fetish. Have gotten laid because of my hair multiple times.

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>>732892166
Nobody find you sexy fucing weeaboo.
she will never come back.
fuck off you and your leather armor and furs.
your larp weapons are ugly and we all know you are scared manbabies.

having long hakr just on the top of your haid is not long hair.
its balding.

Cug ghat shit, you're only giving long hairede
mens a bad reputation.

Also cut that beard, you look like a teen.

>>732893262
/pol/ pls

>>732894715
wut

>>732894628
hmm depends on the hair style and face shape, a lot of them are hipsters or viking wannabes yea, good think i'm part Scandinavian and so have a model viking look, broad jaw and all that :)

I used to like having long hair because it was attractive to women. Now that I realize i dont give a shit what women want, I love having long hair because I get satisfaction from the negative reaction some men have out of envy. Take >>732891359 for example. "Chad" truly believes his reaction isn't rooted in envy, and were I to notice this IRL I would start flirting with his gf or the nearest "stacy" within his vision. I enjoy pitting "chad" and "stacy" against eachother. If they outright tell me something like "like your hair" or "wish i had hair like that" , I go play wingman and bring "stacy" directly to him as a reward.

I'm an asshole who loathes people who aren't honest and transparent with themselves SO MUCH that I make it my lifes work to expedite their learning process.

>>732890517
jesus

>>732895205
wat a gay

>>732895397
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>732890517
They have power.

>>732890595
I just grow it long to make my brother feel bad because he's balding.

>>732895397
ggggooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

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Jesus has arrived, ask me anything and you shall receive an answer

>>732895715
Yes my son?
>>732895772
We do indeed

>>732890595
at least you're honest about it. i, sadly, am one of those as well.

Once you have long hair you unknowingly join a club with all the guys with long hair. Your rank within the club is determined by overall length and quality of the hair. Upon seeing another club member, it's often custom to exchange compliments or hecklings

>>732896152
Jesus here, can confirm this

I'm not posting a pic because idk what /b/ would do to it but I'll describe myself and ask if the long hair works
>6"6
>24
>Complete dead face, on a good day if you see me you'll wonder who just orphaned me
>Long hair, tiny bit past my shoulders
>Black hair, natural not dyed because I'm not a fag
>Deep voice, idk if relevant
>Dark brown eyes
>Kinda large nose
Anything else needed I'll describe as best I can

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>>732892848

>>732890517
Gay

>>732895788
I pretty much grow it because I think I'm beginning to develope a receding hairline, and would be noticeable if I cut it. If I get to the point of being one of those guys that has long hair yet is bald on top it's gone though.

>>732893262
Lol yeah dude slayer is full of tree hugging hippy fags

>>732896364
Its really all in the chin, cheeks, and hairline. Describe those

>>732890517
Ive never liked long hair because a. I look like a douche and b. In a combat situation it can be used very easily against you.

>>732890517
God tier. My look since 1998.

>>732896443
If that would ever happen to me I would just go bald all the way. Lucky I probably won't have too, I'm pushing 40 and have the same hairline I had at 16.
Might be that they will get thinner when I'm really old but at that point who cares, I'll just wear a hat.

>>732896534
>Kinda weak chin
>Very strong cheekbones so good cheeks
>Hairline is normal I think, maybe slightly far back

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long hair is the shit

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and me b?

i grew my hair out washed it everyday took care of it and donated 17 inches to cancer people. i have short hiar now bcuz it is to much work to maintain with my busy life and im always dirty and sweating from work

>>732896798
If how I'm seeing it is right, then you should be good as long as you don't go from chin to neck in one fell swoop

>>732896557
This happened to me just a month ago. Dude who had 2 heads and 80 pounds on me wanted a fight and grabbed my hair. So i grabbed his balls and gave it a tuck. Guy let go so fast...
Moral of the story, any part of your body can be used against you and if you don't walk around looking for fights or fight competitively, who cares.

>>732896995
Then I believe I'm safe, thank you anon

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>>732896913
call me a faggot
>>732896947
good on you for donating it anon

>>732896913
You look like an old French aristocrat. Not bad/10

>>732896947
>too much work
Pls long hair is the hair with the least amount of work

>>732892848
work out
get tan
dont use razor, leave stubble.

and you dont know the first thing about hair. I can tell because yours is so messy. Fucking treat it right you dumb nerd.

>>732896913
not a trap thread, faggot

>>732896701
Yeah I'm 30 and have fairly thin hair to begin with so just seeing how it goes haha

>>732891853
Just do it anyway.

>>732890595
I'm the opposite. Long hair works on me, but I look shit with short hair. Thank god I have pretty great hair genes, and I won't have to worry about becoming bald.

>>732890517
i only have long hair becuase of metal and the manlyness that comes with it

>>732897448
lets see hair? this is me
>>732897093

>>732896364
>won't post face to anonymous image board
what

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How's is go with me

>>732896364
>>732897553
kek, but ive honestly never seen aanybody fuck with a photo from a faces thread

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>>732897668

>>732896913
great, moustache/front chin is a little weak but only beard autists care. make sure you brush teeth floss and workout because youre borderline. Could be a faggot with a shit body, could be an athletic rock god with a lean build and nice details (teeth, nails, hygeine) the snake bites are meh to me and consider restarting and constantly trimming the small hairs on your moustache to trigger the thin hairs to grow into thicker hairs
>>732897094
the only work that comes from long hair is effectively hitting your scalp with shampoo, and keeping your scalp non-sweaty through the day cause the hair is so thick and volumous at that point.

id say short hair (before awkward length) is easir because you dont have to spend time making sure its not frizzy, and washing is SUPER quick,

>>732890517
If you have very straight hair, dont do it
If your hair gets rough and starts curling when it is long, go for it

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>>732897549
Sorry, I look like shit today, I usually fix up my hair better. I also need to trim my beard and clean myself up a bit. My hair is curly and crazy and a bitch to maintain, but I still think I look better with longer hair.

>>732890517
Sexy

>>732897915
thanks anon.. and trimming doesnt make vellus hairs turn terminal, but to be comoletely honest im still new to the whole beard thing, could never grow any hair at all except my moustache, then i got this product called minoxidil, its basically the key ingredient in Rogaine, its meant for your scalp and probably not the safest/most natural way to grow a beard but its worked for 10's of thousands of people already, been using it for 4 months and abit, results arent bad as everyone is actually acknowledging that i have a beard... it will fill the next few months, already got small thick terminal hairs around all the "blad spots" in that photo, just waiting for the pigment to kick in becauss right now all the little ones are blonde.. but they were all blonde when i started so i got high hopes

>>732898705
nice man, not bad at all, look pretty chilled.. read my comment here >>732898986, if youre keen on maybe growing out a full beard

>>732898986
That's what my old roommate used. His beard filled in pretty nicely.

>>732890517
Man buns are for faggots.

I don't respect anyone without long hair. It's like a man that can grow facial hair not having it. Make men manly again.

Got long hair. Pain in the ass, but looks good (Got a bit of native in me so it comes in nice). Thinking of cutting it though.

>>732890942
you are a faggot and a cocksucker
that's how you know

>>732899084
Thanks dude. Like I said, my roommate used it with pretty good success, but I think I'm going to wait a bit before I try it, just because I've heard it can have adverse effects on your heart, and my family doesn't have a great history of that shit, on my dad's side.

I'm 27 though, so I don't know if I'll really get that much more of my beard filled in without using shit like minoxidil. Is it true you have to keep applying it to keep those hairs from falling out?

>>732899129
i highly recommend anybody who wants to grow a beard to do some research on it, genetics isnt a problem anymore, even trans people are growing decent beards, even fuller than mine is now, crazy

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Old mountain man

>>732890517
Who cares what /b/ thinks? I used to have girls approach me all the time, telling me how much they liked my long hair, and basically starting conversations with me about it. They also liked the fact that I'm a natural blonde too. I'm not a social butterfly at all, and have difficulty approaching chicks. Long hair proved to be a great way around that for me.

Actually, I'm thinking about growing it back out again. My dad and brother were well on their way to being bald by my age. I'm not showing signs of balding yet, but I guess I could still. I want to enjoy having long hair again until that happens. Short hair is of course a lot less trouble though.

>>732899393
sadly yeah there are a few side effects, for the first 2 months my skin was mad dry and flakey, and my heart did race for a minite or 2 after applying it in the mornings but other than that its beens fine, and all the side effects are just temporary, usually 4-8 weeks from person to person.. and yeah you do need to apply it atleast a few times a week if you want to keep your gains, but only till your hair turns terminal, its not the same as balding men who have "dead" or closed follicles on their heads, these on your face are new and fresh so after your hairs are all dark it wont fall off.. been proven by alot of people on youtube, but if you want fastest results twice a day is the best way, that way it wont take as long as opposed to applying it every few days, after about 6-8 months you should be done and wont lose any hair

>>732890517

If you aren't a big manly guy, you look ridiculous.

Only people so manly that anything on them looks good can really get away with it.

See: Fabio, the actor who plays thor, OP's picture.

>is thinking about putting my face on /b/

>>732899830
Well, shit I'll reconsider then. I really want a full beard so fucking bad. It's not that expensive either, I hear you can get some at Walgreen's for like $10, and it'll last me a while.

>>732892295
It looks like a mullet that got out of its cage.

>>732892848
Like the gay lover of the prince from Braveheart.

>>732900065
Do it fagget. I never thought I'd post my dick or my face on /b/, but I finally said fuck it, and nothing bad came from it.

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>>732894594
>white people dreadlocks
Not even once.

>>732900282
He doesn't look bad at all anon.

>>732899830
>>732899402
>>732899393
>>732898986
anybody interested is welcome to check out these guy's channels on youtube
The beard solution
or
ali's beard
or
beardology

stay away from that guys videos with the yellow backdrop tho... hes a scammer even tho he has an amazing beard

>>732900072
maybe 2 or 3 months worth for $10... got mine at a pharmacy for $30, 6 months supply.. dont go straight out and buy it tho, its good to look into it on youtube theyll tell you everything you need to know and they all oost pictures of their progress weekly, def worth a look if you really really really want a nice beard

>>732896913
Not bad, but the snakebites are showing you have a black belt in cocksucking. If you're into that sort of thing, fine, but I wouldn't want you to give the impression that those rails are to guide the cock into your gaping maw if that's not what you're going for.

>>732893420
singles confirm singles

>>732899511
Fat greasy fedora

>>732890517
had long hair for must of my adult life used to think it was cool now i see pics of myslef and cringe.

>>732890517
"until you have muscles or a beard the long hair is the only thing manly about you."
-GF

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>>732900397
He has dreadlocks. Your argument is invalid.

>>732900496
kek made me laugh, it suits my personality i think, i like em, dont care if anyone else doesnt haha, if i cared what anybody thought i wouldnt have long hair, a scruffy beard, or all my shitty tattoos.. plus i wouldnt post my face either.. but thanks for the opinion anyway m8

>>732900599
Yah man on point for sure.

>>732900607
fucking dyslexia man.

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>>732900674
The fuck? Why is your hand talking shit about you?

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Theres long hair while doing it right and doing it wrong.

I'm a degenerate who doesn't brush it often. But y'know, girls like it soo...

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>>732900719
>I-it's not like I want to s-suck your cock or anything.
Keep posturing, cupcake. It's cute when you act all coy.

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>>732900188
Fuck it

>>732900767
Peyton "5head" Manning.

>>732900877
I wish my hair was a little more wavy like yours. Mine would look like that if I grew my hair out as long as yours.
>>732898705

>>732900734
Actually, his hair looks clean and maintained, which is not the norm with fedoras, but his beard is weird and his glasses scream, "I'm a tumblr feminist, how dare you assume my gender, you WHITE CIS MALE SCUM!". That shirt is terrible, too.

>>732901081
Not bad if you stop making stupid faces.

>>732901219
I have kids so it was the most sturdiest pair I could find. The shirts an old Versace shirt so of course it looks gaudy.

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>>732901081
You look like you get easily offended and ask to speak to the manager often. Soccer mom?

>>732901081
Not bad, You should try growing out a beard though, just my 2 cents.

Hahahahaha nope.

Long dreadlocked guy here. I'm almost 30, married, and in a reputable career (locksmith) and still get looked down upon for my hair and beard. Both are well kept and clean. I'm not fuck ugly and at least slightly above average intelligence and have good conversation skills. None the less, still get shit daily about looking homeless or something of the like. I capture the unicorn once in a while and get a sweet old lady who compliments me on my hair. I say to my fellow anons, be strong and let thine mane flow freely

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>>732896913
You look like a passable trap with a fucking hormone problem.

>>732901725
Reminds me of the time I was working a construction gig, and I was the "mountain man" and "curls". Was a pain to keep my hard hat on my head with all that fucking curly hair.

>>732901365
Was trying to avoid staring into the camera. Didn't wanna have that serial killer look.

>>732901103
That's not my natural hair unfortunately.
My natural hair is bigger and harder to manage.

I wish my hair was wavy like this regularly.

>>732901969
doesnt look like much tbh

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>>732901081
NoCountryForOldMen/10

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>>732890517
I like.
>>732890942
Had an ex with long hair. His dick was too big TBH. Talking about you, if you're reading this, Anthony.

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Ok trying again, here's mine, it's a couple inches shorter now though, and probably too thin to be as long as it is

>>732902055
>blots out the best part
Now we'll never know if your hair fits you or not. But nice hair either way

>>732892295
Incubus/10.

>>732902175
Bruhhhhh I've gotten that before. Nothing new haha

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>>732900932
fur sure

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>>732897108
Oh, so you mean like this? =)

>>732893262
educate yourself immediately faggot

>>732896913
You seriously look like you compose music in the 1800's.

>>732902053
What do you do to get it more wavy? I'd like to try it and grow my hair out longer. Otherwise, my hair fans out like crazy.

>>732901081
... Colin?

>>732896913
youd look better with short hear TBH

>>732896913
You should cut it unless you're trying to look feminine.

>>732902422
No but I wanna see him if he looks like me. Lol

>>732902520
Don't have any pics of him, but you definitely look like a younger and less depressed version of him.

>>732901893
It can be rough at times but regardless of what the public thinks and especially regardless of what the naysayers in this thread think just keep growing it. If you end up not liking it, just shave it off. I've had probably 4 haircuts in the past 15 years and just grown it out untamed then shaved it. It feels good for like 20 minutes till the first time you go outside and the wind doesn't have anything to whip through

>>732897640
Looks great on you 11/10

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>>732902408
It's simply grease from lack of washing it. My hair is naturally puffy so it curls and sticks together to become wavy.

I do not recommend this method though.

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OP here.

Rate the samurai hair do

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Fuck you 4chan fags, i'm the only guy on here manly enough to pull off long hair

the guy in OP's photo needs to throw a baby in me.
The rest of the sad, sorry /b/tards who posted their photos... not so much

>>732902343
Bro. Please. Work your triceps. The long head.

>>732901081
eric foreman lookin ass

Men who are allowed to have long hair
-movie stars
-musicians
-barbarians

Men who should NOT
-baristas
-chefs
>(you)

>>732902767
>long
>has short hair
>k

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Currently growing my hair out, one friend keeps saying it looks like a mess and other says I look autistic with short hair

>>732890517
i like my long hair.
i had some1 tell me id look better with short. Im not cutting them

>>732902767
Your hair is not long. Stop posting your faggotry here and get over to >>>/soc/ where plenty of traps and lonely whales would love to suck your internet dick.

>>732902935
14yo/10

>>732902935
longer hair is always better

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>>732902782
I'm gonna put potential babies in that ass of yours, bitch. =)

>>732902861
>baristas
>coffeemaker/cashier

Stop giving low level ultra-shit tier jobs fancy names to try and make it sound more prestigious. You're pouring slave coffee from south america for hipster faggots willing to pay 6 dollars. Its on the same level as being on till at mcdonalds.

>>732902662
How old do I look? And thanks m8. I'm actually pretty depressed lol.
>>732902710

Slash hair lol

>>732902767
You look like you got fucked by a radioactive penis

>>732896913
i kinda look like u. Kinda. Sorta.
>>732902969
well, i dont like my hair that much. They r curly. Id rather they were straight

>>732903068
17-18?

Eyyyyy. I'm 24

>>732902343
Work your delts and traps more to blend with your biceps, hit some lats and you would have a good v- taper, nobody gives a shit about your hair

>>732896364
Howard Stern is on /b/ everyone

>>732902782
And that's why you'll die alone

>>732903071
How'd ya know? Was it the kissy face?

>>732902998
I just turned 19, had a job interview and the guy asked to see my id

>>732903207
Well I'll be damned.

>>732903060
The implication there was that they're effeminate turds. And i certaintly never held that title.

>>732890517
The phenomenon of short hair started with the Romans who required their soldiers to crop their hair short so they could tell the difference between themselves and the "barbarians" on the battlefield. I side with barbarians myself. Long hair rulez.

>>732903055
Delts bro, hit the delts

>>732890517
Long hair is superior to short hair. Grow it long, gentlemen.

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Donating this next week.

This next 10 inches marks 60 inches.

I had a girlfriend for almost 7 years until I left her last month. Can vouch that penis size and hair length are statistically correlated purely through coincidence.

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as a man with longer hair than most women i meet. i like it. Wont cut it unless i ever actually am required to.

>>732903335
Fuck dude, I'm sorry. You're bound to get carded for the next ~10 years at least.

>>732903453
You look like a Weird Al axe-murderer.

>>732902735
suck dick, wont post face cus in 10th grade confirmed.

>>732903453
Lyev?

>>732890517
If you're burly enough to pull it off, it can look good.
Everyone in this thread is an autistic skinny neckbeard faggot who looks like a feminine idiot and makes everyone uncomfortable to be around.

>>732903537
there have been three names ive been called since ive started growing my hair
>weird al
>howard stern
>slash

>>732903626
nay

>>732894715
You're just all over the place, aren't you?

>>732903465
I'm used to it

>>732902667
I love my long hair, and I usually get compliments for it. Besides the time I buzzed my hair my freshman year in college (which I will never do again, I looked really shitty), I'm keeping my hair long for the rest of my life.

1 Corinthians 11:14
Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him

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>>732904053
weird how the bible works

>>732903597
oohh clever. havent heard that before. how long did it take for your little brain come up with that one?

>>732903453

How do you get a job? Tired of hearing shit from my family saying I wont beta job with long hair.

>>732902223
Varg?

>>732904161
weird how that's not an actual portrayal of Jesus Christ.

>>732904317
*get a job

>>732894712
pretty much this right here. pretty much every girl i've been with has said that they love my long hair and tell me to not cut it.

i grew it out because i wanted to in high school. i have no idea why, i just wanted to. i'm 26 now and have it in a bun now. feels good man. i feel like i look much better with long hair than short hair

>implying i give a shit if you think i'm a tool/gay for having a man-bun.

>>732890517
depends on how masculine the rest of your body is. if youre buff and look like a medieval viking warrior it's pretty badass. if youre skinny tho you just look like a fag or a hippie

>>732902710
Now that you mention it, my hair does gets more wavy when I haven't washed it for a couple of days too. Fuck man, maybe I'll figure something else out.

>>732901081
Almost looks like a young roky erikson.

>>732902782
I'm sure you're a dime piece yourself. Post a pic of yourself or stfu.

>>732904317
depends on what you go for and how you present yourself in the interview. always go in with it in a ponytail at least. every place ive ever been at has just asked me to tie it back and some didnt care. Ive only worked at factories/ups/gas stations at the moment

im going to school for a trade, so nothing really "professional." im not sure how hard itl make my experience but from what i hear, it shouldnt be that difficult considering when ive toured places ive seen people with long hair. just gotta put it in a bun or something so its not everywhere

>>732902343
>>732892848
>>732892295

lol i was not expecting that last picture of you being pretty well-built. no homo but that's a nice body man. the hair isn't what makes you look weird though, it's the shitty facial hair. if you can't grow it out properly/fully enough, then don't grow it out at all. seriously, get rid of it and you'll look much less creepy.

>>732903335
I used to get that all the time, but not so much now since I grew out a beard, but people still think I'm like 5 years younger than I am.

>>732890517
They are called faggets

>>732896913
baroque-ass nigga

>>732892295
i would push it back or do a 3/4 part
don't trim it, just get through the shitty phase.

>>732892295
>>732892848
you look like the kind of guy that sits at the back of the class staring at your desk and quietly laughing to yourself

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>>732890517
It works if you live the outofdoors kind of life

catching the breez and what not

if you use shampoo and conditioner and all that shit , your gunna look like a fag.

>>732900677
nah i dig it
also, not samefag

>>732902343
arms look weird and shooped af

>>732905229
>if you use shampoo and conditioner
so basic fucking hygiene? if you dont your shit can get all fucked if you have hair like mine

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Photoshopped a pic of myself with long hair. This is a similar style I'm trying to achieve.

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Growing out my hair...

>>732904053
>anyone cares

>>732903055
>>732903351
this.
start now, and by the time your hair stops looking stupid so will your upper body.
But in all seriousness keep up the hard work.

>>732905605
FOLLOW THE FREEZING MOOOOOOOOOONAHHHHH!

>>732905605
tie that shit up. ponytail or something

I have longish hair. Ive been growing it for almost two years to donate to Locks of Love for the 2nd time. Its dark and curly so a lot of women actually like it and ask if they can touch it. I try to straighten it once or twice a month but otherwise it is pulled back in a puff behind my head.

>>732890517
Some guys can pull it off and others just end up looking like ugly girls.

>>732906134
dont donate to locks of love, theyre a shit tier organization. there are better ones out there

>>732902208
Anthony, come back to him/her. they miss you!

>>732892295
You're that faggot on criminal minds, aren't you?

long hair is fine

man bun is cancer and deserves death

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>>732906563
i can deal with the man bun if you have long hair. but i get genuinely mad at this shit. it looks fucking terrible.

>>732902208
Sup Michelle!

>>732906235
Alright I'll look around. Its still more manageable when its long. Otherwise its got to be super short or it becomes a jewfro.

>>732890595
as someone with long hair, no matter what hairstyle i have; i'm ugly as fuck

>>732906764
>worrying this much about another mans hair

are you some sort of faggot nigger?

>>732899511
Yeah dude.
That is not mountain man status.

Get more stubble on the cheeks and lose that fat rimmed hipster glasses.

Then switch the button up flannel shirts and khakis or jeans.
Then you'd be decent.
Also stop trimming that god damn beard. It isn't even beard yet. Don't touch it.

>>732890517
Long hair is a phase everyone goes through... no big deal. The new string of all kinds of slicked-back, long banged, fake-parted, man-bunny, hipster doos are a bunch of crap. I don't kill them... leave them alone, it lets you know whom to avoid.

>>732907153
more of a nigger faggot actually.

>>732890517
I have it. I'm 38 and I have had it since I was 13. Haven't had a hair cut since 12 or 13, other than trimming split ends over the toilet myself.

I am terrified of changing it, but I'm starting to go bald at a good pace. It's fucked.

Since I haven't gotten laid much, I don't know if the hair is to blame. I was fat as a teen and didn't develop social skills. But, in my early teens, my hair seemed to attract girls (which is part of why I latched on to it).

>>732890595
I feel your pain.

>>732890942
Mine is average-ish.

Nowadays, I think it's mostly old broads that like long hair on dudes. At least, that has been my experience over the past decade (or decade and a half).

>>732907207
Yeah I had to trim it up for a job that's why it looks retarded. I posted the wrong it pic. It's considerable mountain man now.

>>732890517
Older bitches love my long black hair and colored skin.

>>732890517
If you're a tall guy with a good looking face, long hair can look good.

Otherwise it makes you look creepy.

>>732908289
I've seen alot of creepy tall guys with long hair.

>>732902343
>>732905350
>arms look weird and shooped af
Yeah, that right bicep, definitely photoshopped. The proportion is off, kinda the way synthol looks but not quite, and the shading is shit. The dude's in decent shape, so why fuck around like that? Also, he is a curl-jockey/pussy. I guarantee he has no wheels. Low testosterone confirmed.
>>732903055
>>732902767

>>732904317
I got a degree in astrophysics, wound up designing telecom infrastructure for a little while, before stumbling into high-level scientific research at a variety of top universities, where I've spent most of my adult life. My hair hasn't been much of an issue, that I know of. But, yeah, if I was a dipshit working a register, I'd worry.

>>732902343
honestly tho these are legit criticisms
>>732902786
>>732903233

>>732892295
Get the back trimmed up. I didnt while growing mine out and it just made the awkward phase take waaaay longer than it should.

>>732902343
even though youre more /fit/ than ive ever been close to in my life. seriously, that right arm looks weird as fuck. popeye was the first word that came into my head when i saw that

>>732907520
Nowadays, I think it's mostly old broads that like long hair on dudes. At least, that has been my experience over the past decade (or decade and a half).

thats because the broads that are old now were young teens when long hair on men was fashionable and they developed a penchant for it due to their first sexual crushes being men with long hair.

Now that long hair on men is making a resurgence the cycle will repeat. In about 10-15 years long hair on men will make many of them moist in their nethers and the old broads will like short hair.

>>732899511
Bro that is a neck beard.. i dont care how much you shower you will always look filthy

>>732908129
Fuck man, maybe I should hit up this bar in Denver where all these rich cougars congregate.

Get me a sugar mama.

>>732909471
Neckbeard? Considering I don't have any hair on my neck you're just saying shit.

>>732909648
its a neckbeard bro and it looks gross

Guys with long hair

You mean women!

>>732902343
Im not trying to put you down. You clearly hit it hard at the gym. But focus of your proportions. At the moment they are all fucked and it undersells your effort

>>732909074
> Now that long hair on men is making a resurgence the cycle will repeat. In about 10-15 years long hair on men will make many of them moist in their nethers and the old broads will like short hair.
That doesn't do me any good. I'm pushing 40 and am aging out of any hope of young pussy already. I was totally out of phase with the style and ruined shit for myself.

>>732896152
this

>>732909824
I don't think you understand what a neckbeard is but sure.

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It is only good if you are handsome.

>>732902735
You can tell your hair isnt long enough. You have obvious breakage at the front which is so obviously from trying to pull ypur hair back too tight just to make it "work". Also its thin, so if you keep doing this you will fuck up your hair line.... worse than you are already

>>732910278
you look like a gay faggot in my country( brazil) you would be raped on 1st day

>>732908547
Why fuck around like that? If you've ever been in shape, you know that it's never good enough. When I looked my best, something was still always wrong. Weird thing is, now that I'm married I've stopped hitting the gym as much and lost a little gained some fat, but I'm not stressing as much about small things.

though it's probably because I hate my whole body now, not just parts.

>>732910143
Stop being in denial dumbass not being able to grow anything above the chinline is considered nevkbeard/beta/unnatravtive and gross you are NOT an exception trust me

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>>732910837
Gay dudes want to fuck me here (USA) too. Comes with the handsome part.

>>732909554
Just make sure she's fucking rich first!

>>732911095
I can grow above it though. I kept having to trim mid face because my job was weird like that. But yes it does look retarded.

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I've been told I have nice hair, and people say I shouldn't cut it