Roll nigga

>>732887842
i wanna use your back passage as a cum bucket

>>732887842
I want to pew pew my little lazer in your but.

>>732888544
check em

>>732887842
So I went to the doctor for a prostate exam this morning. Never have I been so hard. Would you be willing to 'check my prostate' later? I bet you I could drown you in cum if you did.

>why haven't we had sex yet?

to op, read your fucking messages

>>732887842
In 1492 Columbus discovered America. Now it's 2017 and I'm ready to put my huge ass dick in your fucking vagina you bitch whore motherfucking uncle fucker cunt I'm going to shave your head and bite your pussy you bitch ass nigger

>>732887842
Spanky

>>732887842
tbh your face is really fucking ugly, I don't think we should talk anymore, find someone on your own ugly level.

>>732889341
this

>>732889341
do it

>>732889341
pliz

Just had China buffet, but if you down, I'm down.

>>732887842
I feel an urge to meet you so bad idk why

>>732888544
dubs.

>>732889760
reroll, this will get you laid

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>>732889045

>>732889045
you get my roll

do it nigger

>>732887842
I want to park my SS tropedo in you moist harbor

>>732889045
kek
this

>>732889045
roll

>>732889045
take my roll biatch

>>732890513
tn? wyd

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>>732889045

Just cuz we all love that one

how about we just smash regular tonight beb

>>732890513
everything will fit after some time

>>732890650
lol wtf

>>732889045
This here roll is mine. You must use it for good and the progress of all society (and also to hopefully get anon laid).

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Yal done fucked it up

>>732890785
I'll chill when I'm eating that ass

Want some fucc?

>>732890785
sorry bow dah
let's just smash tn ok
t. me nig

>>732890785
suckin on yo titties like u wantin me

Lemme smash

Trade you one rim job for a blow job. I haven't showered in a week though

wrong chat, wanna bang tho?

>>732890785
black holes are places where light cannot escape, sorta like youranus

>>732890785
I'll chill you in my freezer after I cut you into little pieces

>>732890785
was that a Schwarzenegger reference?

ya like jazz

ill take you to kektown tonight baby captcha STATE FARM luh you

>>732890984
rol

>>732890984
reroll

When u wanna hang at my place, I'll take care of the condoms

I get nervous around pretty girls. Perhaps we can just make out in a dirty alley sometime...

>>732890785
ill chill my fart on a spoon and sniff it

>>732890785
I'm sorry for what I just said sometimes I get pretty nervous. It's funny that sometimes we write things without thinking and we instantly regret doing them ... hahah I will rape you slut fucking bitch like it was vietnam all over again my jizz will be your napalm

>>732890984
time for a rollerino

ay bby u want sum fuk?

>>732890785
I know where you live slut I'll just take your asshole from you. You stupid little bitch. You dumb broad. You useless fucking cunt. Matter of fact fuck women's rights. I wish I could still beat your fucking ass and talk about it over tea with the cops the next morning. You're not shit bitch. You're not worth shit and neither is your ugly cunt. So I'll ask you nicely one more time. Let me fuck you.

>>732890984
this this this

so u wanna succ?

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Give me head, or suicidoo

>>732890984
roll 4 dis

>>732891094
rollin

>>732891003
rollo

The only thing I hate more than niggers is not being balls deep in you right now

you're not even in my league

Wnt sm fuk?

Sorry BB. I eat your ass now?

>>732890984
roll

Sorry. My friend stole my phone... I am willing to give you a rim job later though if interested

>>732890785
srs tho, when should we fuck?

spread your asshole with your fingers

>>732891223
fuck close
>>732890984
roll

How about I just make you some waffles tonight, instead?

>>732890990
Dubs have spoken

Sorry I just fucking LOVE you

I'd love to go down on you.. Wanna trade some pics?

stick my dingus in you

Do I have to wear a condom when we fuck later today?

Sorry. I've been finding it hard to not do what the voices in my head have been saying lately. They're really frustrated, like they're almost obsessed with you. They want to fuck you so badly lmao

>>732891300
win

>>732891300
here we go

>>732891300
Winrarrr

The only place I will chill is at your place with some beers and netflix

>>732891300
WINRAR

>>732891300
winrar

>>732890650
Wow

>>732891300
D'oh

haha no nigga im not rolling

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Let's smash and then we'll kill ourselves

>>732891311
Winrar

>>732891311
FUCK I ALSO WON RIGHT AFTER, GOD DAMMIT

Can I fuck you with my Gewehr 43?

Could you stop saying nigga, that's very racist of you.
Geez it's 2017.

>>732891300
Owo

>>732891224
Roll for dis

great thread op youre killing it so lit

you wanna do some transformers cosplaying?

*dick pic, taken over a series of like 10 images*

>>732890785
Since you seem a bit confused about the purpose of the previous texts, I'll explain. I am a massive neckbeard obese faggot who thought it would be a good idea to sacrifice a potential relationship and future to entertain strangers and fellow BBC loving tranny 13 year olds on the internet, specifically the website 4chan. This is where disgusting immoral and immature rejects of society go to entertain themselves, and I have in my infinite faggot wisdom decided to let them tell me what to text you so I can enter homosexual relationships with them so we may chuckle in the darkness of the basements we dwell in.

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>>732891300

Idk about this anymore

Ein Volk,
Ein Reich,
Ein Fuehrer.

I'll be your nigga, bitch. Fuck that pussy up, get you pregnant than David Blaine the fuck out of your life

>>732891524
your*

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>>732891466
Winrar

>>732891533
shit. dum

>>732891533
Hahahahahahahahahha

>>732891533
Winrar

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>>732891533
1933! Do it op! DO IT NOW!!!!

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>white people calling each other nigga repeatedly

>>732891523
roll

>>732891524
sorry my friend stole my phone typed all that bullshit, i'll make it up to you when we meet if you want me to..

>>732891566
winnerooo

>>732891524
I'll repay you with cunnilingus

I drew a picture of me giving you a rim job while the guy from saw looks on... want to see it?

>>732891566
This winrar for this
>>732891224

Roll for send completely flacid dick pic

Sorry I'm just really excited to get to see you... you are gonna let me eat your ass, right?

>>732891533
winrar

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>>732891733
Oh my god..

Is that a banana you have in your pocket, or you are just happy to see me?

For clarification of people on the internet, are either of us black?

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>>732891635

>>732891533
topkek

>>732891644
Winpls

>>732891888
Damn them tripps

>>732891888
kek

>>732891786
>>732891488
I change mine to *Flaccid dick pic*

>>732891888
winrarrr

>>732891888
WINRAR

Do you like Brazilian nut.. i mean nigger toes?

>>732891944
And another wasted one.
I think op bailed

>>732891984
Heil Hitler

I just find so freaking cute , can't control myself some times

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>>732891533

124 replies and 3 pics from op! He sure is a wacky noodlehead! So fresh!

>>732891984
Hadilly diddly neighborino

>>732891966
do it

>>732891466
Ya missed this one

Send flaccid dick pic

>>732891984
what are your views on industrial freezers

I'm glad we have chosen "nigga" to talk to each other. Can I kiss your big nigga lips later?

>>732892133
kek winrar

>>732891888

Do you want me to actually answer that or really text that,

To answer, no we aint, she tight little asian

/b/ helpful as always

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Send this pic

>>732892151
Reroll

>>732892133
Kek

fr tho, wanna fuck?
I turned my garage(/shed/whatever you wanna put here) into a fetish room

>>732887842
I want your ass to be Japan, and I want to be the Americans dropping bombs in it

Lemme lather that sloppy cunt in mustard

“the Jews had brought the Negroes into the Rhineland with the clear aim of ruining the hated white race by the necessarily-resulting bastardization.”

Ask for tits

>>732892181
The fuck is this?
Also rolls for this

Are your eyes the only thing slanted on you?

>>732891894
>society 2017

>>732892172
Don't type that for the sake of this thread

>>732892279
reroll for vaterland

Wanna see my child porn collection?

Enogh bullshit. Sends nudes.
please

>>732892181
Roll for dis

>>732892262
reroll for this shit

Ching chong Bing bong... does it help you to understand when I speak like a yellow?!

>>732892181
including
>for her pleasure

>>732887842
*send picture of your dick* ask to see tits

>>732892339
Rollo

I'm hornier than a Rhynocerus, send me a picture of your tits nigga

>>732892262
ROLL

Hey wanna come over and watch some porn.

>>732891644
winrar here if u want to get laid OP this one

>>732892339
roll

>>732892279
reroll evens
>>732892339
reroll odds

I love that your hair smells like fried rice

Hey wanna come over and watch some Child Porn

>>732892422
WIN

>>732892511
and dead niggers

It's clear to me you want my herpes in your mudhut bitch.

>>732892339
reroll

>>732890650
He wasnt a dub

>>732892546
reroll

Interracial facial?

My cum wants to die in you like kamikaze pilots in the ocean

I'll fuck you just as USA fucked Japan August 9 1945.

>>732892172
I mean... You dont have to...it is the funniest roll I have ever done tho.... post pics instead of replying with that nigga.

Op u still here?
Also roll for this if you are
>>732892546

>>732892422
Don't you forget this WINRAR, OP!

I only listen to smash mouth and draw pictures of me giving you rim jobs. Fun fact.

>>732892773
Roll

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>>732891733

Too mich to keep up my turn for haircut is up, will continue after

>>732892705
roll for this

I want to get laid. Any advice ?

>>732892843
lets get this chat the sexual way

>>732892843
>OP
>Over here
>>732891644
>>732891644
>>732891644
>>732891644
>>732891644

>>732892284
PPP, people think its herpes but its not. they're basically skin tags, completely harmless and might go away with age.

2nd year med student

I like the word poopoo. When you say it your mouth does the same motion as your butthole when you take a log

>>732892933
If you're looking for actual advice, just show her the dubs. Wet panties, instantly.

I love it when two niggas like ourselves can chit chat... now let me make you a nigga welfare baby in your belly, you chink.

the only thing that doesn't make sense is why im not inside you right now

>>732892990
Was meant for OP lol

I'll bang you better than Tsar Bomb.

Have you ever played Skyrim?

>>732893053
reroll

>>732893053
rollig for this

>>732893367
reroll

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>>732893195
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperials. Can you say the same?

>>732893399
WINRAR

I need help changing my colostomy bag

>>732889045
please this

How about you fuck my plump tender ass instead you filthy trick?

>>732893663
it has already been u fag

Can we skip this Home Depot shit and straight up have sex? Reply to me or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>732894121
Roll

reroll

reroll.

>>732894121
Re rolllll>>732894215
>>732894215
Re rollll

rereroll

>>732894239
nigga what u rollin

Sorry gurl, I'm just tired, ya know? Let's see those tits and I'll show you what I got you at the store today.

>>732894311
Gettttttt

>>732894323
for the word "roll", cuz why not?

>>732894362
stupid faggot, waht are you rolling for?

>>732893399
winrar

i'd love to give you a oil massage.... get u all lubed up, then start playin with yo clit.. tenh id put my muddle finger in you, and as you'd be screamin in pleasure id slide 2 more fingers... os baby... just imagine my whole hand in your human purse pumping up and own.
Actually fuck it, id slide my entire upper torso inside of you and lick you from inside... just imagine... me, all inside of you... you, carrying me in your uterous, pregnant with me...

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send pic

rereroll.

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Send this picture and then say "Woops wrong person!"

>>732894311
DUBS!

>>732894311
winrar

Me, you, and a big strap on, tonight.
Fuck me hard.

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>>732894844

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>>732894844
Winrar
Winrar

>>732889045
roll

>>732894311
>>732894844
kek

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>>732894844
Good luck with that one

Lets make it clear: My dick is ready, the lube is opened, there is pizza coming.
All is missing is your ass.

>>732894844
>>732894311
winrar

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>>732894844
Don't forget the anal lube...

>>732895041
no lube fagggot

Are you ready for the best 2 seconds and inches of your life?

>>732894844
>>732894844
>>732894844
+1 internet for you.
Winrar

Why are you faggots still rolling?
OP left

>>732894844
This conversation ending winner

>>732895189
Hims is getting his hair cut.

>>732895288
Damn wasted,
Strap on one though

>>732895016
.rar

>>732894844
Got to be done op

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>>732894844
>>732895377
Ha double dubs confirm

I never get these threads, these beta cucks actually prefer ruining this over actually fucking.

Roll to post
>>732894311

>>732892181
i have that PPP. AMA

Send her link to this thread roll. >>732887842

>>732895626
same

>>732895626
Do you tell the ladies it's ribbed for their pleasure?

>>732895626
>>732895720
Why not get it treated?

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OP, don't leave us here you cuck bastard.

>>732892181
The incidence of pearly penile papules reportedly ranges from 8-48%. [2] Several reports suggest an increased incidence of pearly penile papules in uncircumcised versus circumcised men (22% vs 12%, respectively). One study found an increase in frequency in black versus white men, in those circumcised (21% vs 7%, respectively) and uncircumcised (44% vs 33%, respectively).

>>732896264
will he die, anon?

>>732896264
Damn 1 in 5 of uncut dicks have this shit.
Ever get a blowjob?
If yes. How do you prepare a woman for that?

>>732895851
Because no one gives a shit, and i'm not gunna risk my cock for cosmetics, mines not as noticeable as that guys.
>>732895776
I actually made that joke to my ex gf

>>732892843
You coming back op?

>>732896475
Why not castor oil treatments.
Safe
And at home. Seems to work for most peeps

>>732892181
REROLL REROLL

>>732892181
Rerolls because how this thread has devolved.

>>732896585
Never heard of that tbh. i used to be worried about it, but then i realized how common it is and i stopped worrying about it