Dubs decide what I record on vocaroo in my british accent.

Trips get a none perverted picture along with it. Here's the time stamp to prove I am back m'dudes.

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>>732864117
Took a while to make the thread...

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>>732864151

"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

welcome back op, your readings yesterday were great

>>732864493
roll

Do you really wanna smell my feet? I wore the same socks all week and they're really gross... Wait what? They're SO bad, come on...

>>732864538
Thanks man. I had trouble getting this thread up, don't know why.
>>732864328
Another rule I am including is that this is not a nude dump thread. sorry lads.

>>732864629
>no tits
>no gtfo

I'm having trouble getting it up, too.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

>>732864779
rell

You better hurry before mom and dad get home! Do you need me to step on it? ... Eww you're already cumming!

>>732864779
pls

>>732864944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HO8op2rTwp
blrhlrhjlehrjk

>>732864944
fuck.. I read that wrong, want me to redo it?

>>732864779
rollan

>>732864779
again

>>732865065
>>732865135
That would be nice! thanks op

>>732864779
rollll

>>732865229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15vCCnojSLF
sorry, I'm so out of it today. Hope this is better m'dude.

>>732865353
MY DUDE

thanks!

>>732864779
This

"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys don't come that fast."

>>732864779
reroll

>>732864779
and again

Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. I'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out.

>>732864779
got my sides. I haven't seen this version

>>732864779
You must do this OP to not remain a faggot

>>732864779
Roll for this

>>732864779
cmon

Is that it? Oh my god, daddy's is way bigger...

>>732864779
roll roll roll

OP, what do we call you?

>>732865617
roll

>>732864779
rollaroo

>>732864779

>>732865769
You can all call me Komoi.

>>732864779
checkem faggot

>>732864779
dis

>>732864779
>>732864779

>>732864779
rollarino

>>732865819
Neat, thx

>>732865617
roll

>>732864779
Fucking this

>>732864779
rollerone

dubs nigga

>>732864779
rereroll

>>732864779
DUBS AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>732864779
Fucking hell

>>732864779
Here we go

>>732864779
Dubs?

>>732864779
DUBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>732864074
you're back!!!!
roll for pic

>>732864779
rollin'

>>732866055
Check em OP. Get on it faggot

>>732866055
WINRAR

A hundred bucks gets you an hour, just don't hurt her. She's at the end of the hall. There's plastic wrap on her arms and legs - don't take it off. It's for a photo shoot later tonight. Condoms and toys are in the box.

>>732866085
reroll

"Look daddy, it's your *favorite* toy! Aw, I *know* you just came... daddy always has more cums for his favorite toy, right?"

>>732866085
rollan

It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator and she hates it so much. You can play with the control if you want… turn that one up and she’ll lose her mind in there.

>>732864779
>>732866055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xMkm2iuLrT
haha I should stop trying on the first go... arrr

>>732866444
the fuckin trips win

>>732866318
Reroll

>>732866085
roll

>>732864493
reroll

>>732865504
fucking kek, reroll

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>>732866444
Here is a blonde komoi with skull face. I love doing facepaints.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19r8D1NCxjp :3

>>732864074
Potato. Potato. Potato. What a wonderful word! To potato or not potato, this is the question. Potato is love, potato is life, every morning I wake up to a potato in my wonderful potato wife. It was long ago and I was merely a child, please father, please do not leave me filthy and full of sin, with the potato that art from heaven, shove that potato up my rectum so I may be free, and within that moment, in a single thrust both strong and true, an potato was inserted up into my poo.

BING BONG BING BONG. ITS TEA O CLOCK GET UP NAWAF ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL

>>732866776
roll

>>732864074
Say "faggot"

>>732866776
reroll

>>732866708
sp00ky, thanks!

>>732866318
roll

>>732866745
Holyshit roll

>>732866532
That giggle at the end alone was wortg all the rerolls, thanks OP

>>732866950
>>732866745
reroll

(moaning) oh yes fuck me... harder... faster... (more moaning) fill my wet pussy up (moan)... but please... don't... don't come in my... pussy.... (moar moaning) oh yes.. I'm... I'm almost... there.... (climax) wait... did... did you just (huffing) fucking cum in my pussy?!

>>732866745
haha this

>>732866888
WINRAR

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>>732866776
>>732866888
Blue haired komoi wearing my favourite type of clothings..http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v8fW99CBte

is OP a chick or a little edgy faggot?

>>732867203
Definitely a chick. Unless something is very very wrong here.

>>732867065
RE
ROLL

>>732864151
Say
I love you, buckaroo

>>732867203

Why not both?

>>732867203
"
- this anon, getting himself pumped in the morning

>>732867065

Reroll

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>>732866745
rolling for this fucking kek

>>732866708
op I fucking love how you say "cunt"

>>732866245
roll

>>732867294
roll

>>732865504
rollerino

>>732866776
Rollllllll

>>732866745
rollorino

>>732866745
roll for potato nigger check em

>>732867466
Winrar

>>732866745
ROLL

>>732867466
>>732866245
Thanks m'dude.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xM7fwyhwyc

>>732865718
roll

>>732867065
Rolling for the love of jebus pls dubs

>>732865504
reroll

>>732867065
Roll, OMG ROLL

See, isn't this better than jerking off?

>>732866745
checkem

>>732868027

wait.. you aint jerking off to this?

>>732868027
> .....................................................................

>>732866745
reroll 4 potato storie

>>732868106
>>732868096
are you really too autistic to see the context of a girl reading this line?

>>732866745
fuck reroll

i want to be mandy's little baby tampon girl. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon girl. she would stick me in her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her mandy blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon girl body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby girl. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo mandy blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby girl excitement as i roll around in her mandy hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon girl goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon girl body so that her mandy hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her mandy face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon girl body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human woman.

>>732868293
Roll

"Why do you keep looking at my feet? Oh my god you're a pervert aren't you?"

>>732868293
This, lmao

>>732868293
Reroll

>>732867065
Roll

>>732868367
Reroll

I’m just gonna play on my phone ok? I don’t care - do whatever you need to, just hurry up and cum so you can stop bothering me. ... god, what is *wrong* with you?

>>732868293
Kek this

>>732868293
Rereroll

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>>732868255
Yes.

>>732864624
roll

>>732868293
Rerereroll

>>732866745
>>732868255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107GEgVMjbt I love potatoes!!

>>732868293
Rererereroll

>>732864493
reroll

>>732868293

>>732868522
WINZIP

Record yourself slapping your own ass while saying: "I am a naughty little girl." Slap your ass again, then moan and say: "Yes daddy harder"

Do it is not sure you are the other than the way of the new one more about the new one is a bit more information contained within your email is the new one is not the way you can be in a few months ago but it is a lot to the new one more about it is a lot to the new one is not be in this message is a lot to the new one more about it is a lot to the way of the new year of a few months and the other day of this message and I can get a few months and I am going to be able to be in the way

Daddy, baby's getting cranky and she doesn't want the toy anymore. I think she needs your *special* pacifier...

>>732868548
reroll

>>732868556
FUUUUUUCK

>>732868548
this

>>732865718
rollerino

>>732868548
rolling

>>732868388
>>732867065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQWR0EQND7 Haha it's awkward to moan on command.

>>732868548
This but schliking the whole time

[unimpressed] Wow, it's *so* big...

OK to see you are the new York city on the way you can get a few months and I am going on the new one is a few months and I am going on to the other new year one more about this message is a lot of the way you can be able to the way of the new one more about this is a lot to the new one more about information that I can get a attachments questions about it is a lot to the way to lot and I can have

>>732868404
Reroll

>>732868357
rolling

>>732864624
footfag reroll

>>732865504
re-lol

>>732868666
oh baby a triple
winrar

>>732866318
roll

Sing the opening to spongebob

>>732868357
reroll..

>>732868415
rollan

>>732868661
best one

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>>732868522
>>732868293
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tma2LE24Hd
>>732868666
>>732868548
dafq is schliking?!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p6dTo3qlpu I'm so sorry I couldn't haha wut... bun bun onesie ~

>>732864074
sab, your cock is too small reeeeeee

>>732864074
sab, your cock is too small reeeee

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>>732868522

Daddy, how come you were taking pictures of my friends? Am I not good enough? Do I have to tell mom about how we always played the "bouncy game" when she wasn't home?

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>>732869334
>>732869334
too close reroll

I'll take two cocks up my vocaroo plz.

Krasivaya rubashka. Ti lyubish rubashki? Kak krasivo. Odna istoriya ohuitelnee drugoy prosto. Ti ponimaesh, shto to poehavshiy?

>>732869422
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gY3dzVpjgn

>>732866318
role

>>732869334
REEEEE ROLL

>>732868357
reroll

>>732869277
Wet vagina noises.

>>732864074
'sab, your cock is too small reeeee'

>>732869628
reroll

>>732865718
Roll

>>732869628
REROLLING.

>>732864074
sab, your cock is too small reeeeee

>>732869277
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p6dTo3qlpu
fucking kek

>>732869676
oh... no no no sir.

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>>732869628
PLEASE

>>732869630
HNNG

>>732865718
rolling for more daddy kink

FUCKING NORMIES, GET OFF MY BOARD!

(high pitched as fuck) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732864074
say: 'sab, your cock is too small reeeeeee'

>>732869820
re reoll

>>732868661
not rolling for anything but doesn't reading shit like that feel autistic as fuck?

>>732869866
Winrar, Read this.

>>732869820
re roll

>>732869866
waste

>>732869900
Winrar, the dubs comands it.

Hello you must be my patient for today.

Let's start the examination.

Please pull down your pants and let me have a closer look.

Oh wow I have never seen an uncut one before. Is it true that they collect smegma.

*sniffing*

*moaning* Oh yes. That delicious cheesy gold i have been looking for.

*licking and sucking noises*

*moaning* Oh it tastes so good.

(talk as if a dick was in your mouth)
Never wash your dick ever again. Do you understand? You are now my personal dick cheese slave.

(talk normal again)
Now pull up your pants. Your next appointment will be in june. And remember what I said. Don't wash your dick.

>>732869817
Roll

>>732869951
re fuckin roll

>>732869951
roll

>>732868589
reroll

A ya lyublyu obmazivatsa nesvezhim govnom I drochit. Kazhdiy den ya hozhu s meshkom dlya musora I sobirayu v nego vsyo govno, kotoroye vizhu.

>>732869951
lol.. rollerino

u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer.

>>732869866
Yes yes yes!! I feel I am going insane but don't want to anger anyone. I have boundaries.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tAAk1ovM30
>>732869900
is the vocaroo above alright?

>>732869951
rr

>>732865718
roll, maximum smugness

>>732870099
The dubs are pleased for now.

>>732869951
this

>>732870099
what kind of stuff do you want to read?

>>732870177
winz

>>732869951
Roll. But add a high ptched REEEEEEEE in the end

>>732864074
sab, your cock is too small reeee

In the other than the other than the way you are you are not be a few months of a bit of the way of the way you can be in the new one is a few months of a lot to the other use of the other day of this message and I am going on the new one is a few months of a lot and then you can be able at your browser to the new year York and then you can be in this email is not be in this email is not be a few days of the new York city and then I am going on the way of a

>>732870099
you seem like a bretty cool dude anon. also roll for >>732866085

>>732864074
'tristan, did you just take a picture of my ass?'

>>732870221
nope

>>732870383
roll

>>732870177
that's disgusting

The rules did not specify that it had to be something we typed that get read. Just that dubs decide.


With these dubs i demand you to tell us your darkest dirtiest fantasies!

>>732870194
i'd love to do poems or sing songs or try and read something complicated for shits and giggles but I don't mind really, if it's too much I will say.
>>732870177
>>732869951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tp2G3y6qhQ

>>732864624
gross reroll

>>732870383
rolling

>>732864493
roll?

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Read this :^)

>>732865504
roll

>>732870517
roll

Sing me the spongebob opening!

>>732864074
'tristan, did you just take a picture of my ass??'

>>732870517

Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

>>732870517
do it

>>732870517
.

>>732869817
Roll

>>732870466
and here we are making you read smut...

thanks for sticking it out, I absolutely love this kink shit and I'm sure I speak for a lot of anon when I say that...

>>732870517
come on!

>>732870567
This one

>>732870488
>>732864493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12FsVVV2UdB

>>732870517
rolleroo

Ali mac your dick is very small

>>732870517
check em

>>732870567
Roll

>>732870587
Roll

>>732870517
go go

nothing

>>732870715
Pls

>>732870587
Reroll

>>732870567

Sing bitch SING! m'lady

>>732870517
dubs sooner or later.

>>732864074
you better not be taking pictures of my ass again, tristan...

Eternal Glory to General and President George Washington

>>732870517
get

>>732870715
Ok

>>732870587
R
Rolling.

>>732870517
sdfg

Sing the opening to spongebob in a seductive voice.

>>732870517
Sorry for spamming the thread, I just, I need this, ok..

>>732870466
read this in bosnian:
Od Bihaca do Petrovca sela, do Petrovca sela
Srpska zelmja napadnuta cela, napadnuta cela

Karadzicu vodi srbe svoje, vodi srbe svoje
Nek se di vidi nikog se ne boje, nikog se ne boje

Ustale Hrvatske Ustase, Hrvatske Ustase
Ne dirajte u ognjiste nase, dirajte ognjiste nase

Karadzicu vodi srbe svoje, vodi srbe svoje
Nek se di vidi nikog se ne boje, nikog se ne boje

Iz krajine krenuli su vuci, krenuli su vuci
Cuvajte se Ustasi i Turci, Ustasi i Turci

Karadzicu vodi srbe svoje, vodi srbe svoje
Nek se di vidi nikog se ne boje, nikog se ne boje

U obrani svoga srbskog roda, svoga srbskog roda
Borimo se draga nam sloboda, draga nam sloboda

Karadzicu vodi srbe svoje, vodi srbe svoje
Nek se di vidi nikog se ne boje, nikog se ne boje

>>732870873
roller

>>732870517
rolll

>>732870922
Winrar

>>732870920
roll

>>732870517
..

>>732870587
let it roll

ALBA GU BRATH