Going to be carrying £50 worth of weed from Edinburgh to south

>>732856694
Shove it up your ass. You should get there

>>732856694
Holy shit don't be such a lil bitch. You'll be fine. I Often travel between London and Manchester with an ounce or 2 on me all the time. Never had any problems. You and your 3 scores will be fine.

You'll probably be fine.

If you're really paranoid, double bag it then put it in a big tub of lube. No worries then.

>>732856694
What day and what time?

What? On a train? You'll be fine. Any dogs that might be hanging around will be bomb dogs anyway. They don't just sniff out crime like some kind of Superdog, they only focus on what they're specifically trained to smell. In a major transport hub, that's bombs.

>>732857689
dogs go to whatever smells they have been learnt to sniff for... what if the bomb dog has also learnt common drug smells... weed and cocaine?

Carry a self defense sausage with you

might distract them enough

>>732856694
Kings cross doesnt have any doggers

Also you are a complete pussy if you're scared of smuggling 7g of weed domestically on a train, I hope you don't think you're hard because you smoke like most chavs

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>>732859828
I think you're overestimating the training of dogs

>>732857689
I'm not british, but there are plenty of police with dogs at my country's biggest and most popular trainstation.

>>732856694
I frequently travel from Glasgow to London Victoria and I've only ever once seen 2 CSO's lol not even real cops. If you are really paranoid try to bank it, just don't squat down lol

>>732856694
the dogs are trained for weapons and explosives anyway ya dunce

Act like a sketchy bitch then you won't make it.
Act like a normal law abiding human and you'll be fine, because you are a law abiding human who isn't carrying drugs therefore shouldn't be worried.

>>732856694
If you're gonna be a little bitch about then put it in an airtight jar.

If you're white and not dressed like a chav you're going to be fine

>>732860082
This is standard procedure even if you aren't a little bitch. Why would you risk compression of weed, smell leaking out, it getting moldy and shit if you spill something on it, etc. when you can simply just clean out a jam jar and use that?

Fucking jam is like £1 or less, buy raspberry, head to Lidl and buy some croissants, slather them up and youll have a clean jar in no time

>>732859924
Fuckin savage, dude probably has a baccy tin full of pg tips and sells it to 14 year olds and threatens to beat them up if they snitch

>>732856694

Going from Edinburgh to one of the most watched, most heavily patrolled cities on earth, while carrying a Class A drug. I don't know OP...What could possibly go wrong?

>>732860082
>>732860181
You guys know that dogs pick up smell on a microscopic level, right? If there's even a miniscule smidge of thc or whatever on your clothes or body, the dog WILL pick up on it. The only way to truly hide it from a dog is to put the brick of weed in a wax mold, while wearing a hazmat suit.

>>732856694

£50?
You do know there is fucking loads of good fucking weed down here, don't you?
Why bother with that?
Take the money with you and I'll meet you with the weed and even give you something extra for being a /b/ro!
King's cross is just round the corner from my gaff.

>>732860335
good thing there's no drug dogs in pretty much any train station in the UK then because our gubment is 2 poor

>>732859828
they aren't trained like that. they learn to to sniff out either drugs or bombs/guns or they are trained to be bite dogs, but never more then one of those things.

>>732860335
Yeah just wear a hazmat suit faggot. Why is OP always such a bitch

P.S does anyone have any hookups for weed in scotland? Gonna be moving there soon and need my herbs or i'm gonna be like OP, smuggling tenbags up my asshole on trains

>>732856694
i live in edinburgh bro give me weed

>>732857053
>>732856694
Also, it is very important to tell us how you will carry it, you know, the color and shape of the container. Also a picture of you would be good as well, you know, just so we can evaluate.

>>732860278
Class A? Pretty sure it's like class C, anyway I thought classes were american, does the UK even use them?

>>732860605
its a class B, you will only do 5 years in prison so no big deal

https://www.gov.uk/penalties-drug-possession-dealing

>>732860605
Pretty much every organized country does and weed is almost always noted as one of the most dangerous and addictive substances. I was walking with some friends when they were stopped by the police because they looked high. They took us all to the station after finding weed on one of them, and we got piss tested. $600 fine for having smoked 2 weeks earlier.

>>732860498
I could put you in touch if you are on SW coast

>>732859872
Kek

Yeah posting on the interwebs the route of an obvious drug deal is a bad idea, yeah.

>>732860707
It is illegal to be high in your country?

>>732861563
Oh yeah, basically anything that has to do with any drug (except alcohol and nicotine) is very illegal. Our police is very well trained as well, so when you first encounter them it ain't easy. I've been pulled over 3-4 times while high though, and actually gotten away with it lol.

>>732860336
shadiest thing I have read this week.

Never had this problem, because I live in holland:)

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we're aiming for over 1000 posts

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>>732856694
>SMH
Moving 50lbs of weed by public transpo. No wonder you people lost the war.

This is not a movie OP. You will be fine.

>>732856694
Live in canada bro, can carry weed in my hand from one side of the nation to the other.

>>732860673
not for £50 worth

>>732856694
Greetings fellow narcotics enthusiast, What is the departure time of your train?

>>732856694
if it's during the weekend then yes, there's likely to be dogs there. My advice? Megabus

>>732857689
I had a friend who got done with weed at a train station recently, because they had sniffer dogs, and they weren't sniffing for bombs.

>>732860673
if it's his first (or sometimes even second) cannabis/drugs offence it will just be seized and he'll be given an on the spot warning. then left to go about his day, sans the drugs

>>732862881
this is because training bomb sniffer dogs is a lot more expensive and they haven't got the money. so they wander round with run of the mill drug sniffer dogs and people say "look how brilliant it is that they're preventing terrorism"

bag it, twice in ziplock bags, place into a jar with some tomato juice, seal the jar and rub down with alcohol. Done.

Just use wickr and massroots dude. Then there's no problem.

Lol £50 either that's a Tiny amount of good shit or alot of shit quality as some other peeps say stop being a faggot you will be fine

>>732856694
get a smell proof bag
they're really useful and reusable

>>732856694
Stick it in the mail inside a condom, then stick it in another condom with pepper. Sorted

>>732856694
Contact a women from the next gaping asshole thread you see on /r9k/ and ask her to store it in there for you

>>732856694
They won't need dogs to smell for weed on your body lmao.

>>732856694
Not a thing to worry about.
Had a good source in the north, cheaper than any down south. Used to travel up on the train couple times a month and bring down a oz at least. Wrap it up good so it doesn't stink out the train and all will be well.
Enjoy too!

>>732856694
I'm American, not British, so I don't know exactly how your public transit is policed, but do it by car you fucking mong. Much safer. Private transit is always a safer way to move contraband.

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Hmmm while we are at it. Any contact in Glasgow ?

>>732865058
i can help you out if you don't mind heading out to the east end

>>732865058
Git yer boaby oot first

Pop it in a backpack but put it in a baggie and then in a mason jar, will work a treat.

>>732860673
Prisons are too full.
A grower on my street caught with 60plants. 2year suspended sentence.

>>732856694
Ukfag here don't be a pussy just wrap it up a few times and put it in a bag and be on your way when I go Amsterdam I bring 4 5 grams through the airport gets through everytime and I send a package back

Why isn't weed legal yet in the UK?
Not trying to shitpost, just curious because I always though that a sizeable percentage of the population smoked and figured they would have legalized by now

WTF? Is 50 quid of week even enough to get arrested for? Probably a slap on the wrist and get it confiscated.

>>732864639
is life comfy in uruguay anon?

>>732857689
> They don't just sniff out crime like some kind of Superdog

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

So many people think like that. OMG A DOG

>>732866770
Sent a very minor package from Amsterdam to my shared house, false name a few years ago.
Get a letter for the alias "Dear Anon, we have intercepted a package destined for you. You may collect the package from such-n-such address or you can ignore this letter and we'll incinerate it for you"
I forget the exact wording but it was actually intentionally witty.

>>732863103
but he still got busted, so we are no further now are we?