Alright, I'm new here. How does this retarded community work?

It doesn't

>>732852771
>Retarded

U know all.
Go and fap to traps.

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>>732852771

>>732852771
Fuck off we're full.

Lurk more

>>732852771
lurk more and stfu

>>732852771
show me your gf or wife

>>732853020
You can crash on the moon if you want

>>732852771
lurk then kys ASAP

>>732852771
>>732852771
>Lurk more.
>Call people faggots.

You'lll be find kid.

>>732852771
For starters stop posting from your phone

OP is a faggot. Get it?

>>732852771
Don't listen to the faggots who say "lurk moar." That isn't sound advice anymore given /b/'s current phase widely consists of pornography.
Tips:
Greentext is done by inserting an arrow next to a phrase
>like this
The rules state it's meant for quoting, but that doesn't mean that's *all* people use it for. People also use it to nuance their typed out speech or to incorporate hypothetical scenarios, or flat out disparrage another poster or idea. For example,
>being this retarded
So if someone uses it like that, don't ever ask
>who are you quoting?
You'll look like a real idiot.

Additionally, welcome to free speech heaven, where you can say whatever the fuck you want. Just be sure that while you're free to do that, others are free to deride, insult, or otherwise attack anything you post without reprocussion.
*Third, if you see threads about Andy Sixx's log of shit, that is what we call a forced meme, where some idiot (or autist if you want to sound like an uneducated slob) keeps spamming their annoying joke they think is funny hopes of materializing into a legitimate meme. Don't respond to them, pretend they don't exist, or derail them if you're feeling aggressive. Derailing works by spamming a shitload of pictures in the thread until the initial topic is ruined. Please note that's against the rules, so try at your own peril.
*Fourth, seriously read the global rules, they could save your ass.
Fifth, there are no girls here. On the rare occurrence one posts
>femanon here
And is blatantly revealing their female status for no good reason, rebuke them with the phrase, "TITS OR GTFO."
An example would be a thread about something mundane like breakfast. If everyone is talking about ham, eggs, coffee, or goat testicles FFS and then you see a girl posted with the phrase femanon here, you say TITS OR GTFO. This does not mean you should do this when a poster reveals her gender when she's doing so for a legit reason like providing a woman's perspective. Cont

>>732854559
>who are you quoting
I see anons doing this and couldn't tell if it's a joke or if they're actually retarded.

>>732852771
Avoid all Andy Sixx Threads!

>>732854559
Sixth, you may notice lots of threads about mtf transgender women. They call them traps here. You're free to masturbate to them if you like, but claiming heterosexuality is strongly discouraged given you're jerking it to a penis.
Seventh, this site changes *a lot.* In the last five years it went from memes, to neckbeards, to a war with tumblr, to people pretending to be tumblr, to the founder selling it, to lots of porn. Don't expect anything here to be forever except you and the people.
Eigth, you can hold any political opinion you want, but be aware this board sways left-wing. If you want a right-wing perspective, go to /pol/.
Ninth, we have people post things called copypastas. These are long strings of text meant to convey some kind of meaning, usually in a comedic or obnoxious way. If you want an example then google that shit, they're too long to mention in this post.
Tenth, no matter what you find here we'd prefer you don't mention it to your shitty friends on Facebook. It doesn't help you, it doesn't help us, don't do it.
Other than that, you're on your own.

>>732854723
I don't fucking know, but in case the OP gets that genius idea, he's been warned.

>>732854913
^This. I fail to see why it is such a popular meme. I have no idea who it is, only know it from /b/, and apparently some people are into scat porn involving him.

>>732854926
Oh yeah, one last tip, if someone claims to be under the age of 18, report them. They don't belong here, they knew the risks they were taking, now they're paying. If you're under 18 we can't stop you, but use your head and don't admit it if you wanna post here.

>>732854926
This board does not have a political preference you raging retard. Lmao. It never has. If anything it's right-wing.

>>732855296
The hell it does, /b/ has been left for years now.

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>>732855378
Just because /b/ is against trump doesn't make it left wing. Everyone here literally is literally in the middle area on all political views. What one side hates, we love.

>>732855495
Go see a political compass thread and tell me that again gaydo, an anon in those usually compiles every result and it's all disproportionately to the left.

>>732855602
Are you retarded?

>>732855805
Are you? Have you really been ignorant to see the levels of leftism that have persisted here? /b/ is anti-PC, that doesn't make it right-wing.

>>732855881
*to not see

>>732852771

first you collect the evidence then you go to the journalists and make your case then you get semi-famous and hire a lawyer to sue

>>732855805
Yes

Learn to do this
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Fuck

THan this
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>>732855948
next step become gollum

>>732852771
Celeb Threads are filled with enormous Faggotry.

>>732852771
Go shit urself cut ur dick stick it in ur ass ma a pic and youre in trust me ..its the easiest waY

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>>732855948
Here even found a little tutorial for you OP

His name was Seth Rich

>>732856715
This will crash your computer

>>732854559
Don't forget that arrows can be used to refer to posts on other threads, and other boards entirely.
For example

>>>/bant/

>>>732850000

>>732852771
Go to /bant/ it's a bit less autistic

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>>732856750
I'm trying to teach this anon about an important part of /b/

>>732852771
It doesnt.

>>732854559
No don't listen.
You are free to feel free
< greentext

>>732855602
I like to think that I am at least somewhat similar to all the other /b/tards here and the political compass always says I am left wing despite my being far right so a single example of anecdotal evidence proves beyond doubt that the compass is a load of shit

>>732856857
Shit, totally forgot. Thanks anon.

>>732857415
What makes you think you're far right?

>>732852771
stay here in this shithole until you graduated, then commence to go on better boards

>>732857540
He just hates niggers/jews/whatever and thinks that somehow makes him right wing.

>>732857633
That's what I'm guessing but racism isn't right-wing specific, just look at black power.

>>732852771
doesnt work , its a bunch of virgin losers browsing internet 24/7 , looking at stupid pictures and fapping to anime

>>732858220
Yeah that's my point.

>>732854926
Also, the addition of "fag" to any word, (as in samefag, newfag, etc.) typically denotes a title and oftentimes means "One who posts/ poster of [preceding word]".

testing

test

hmm seems like we can post but i get upload failed error when creating new thread

maybe they dont want us to talk about the freeze time?

FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME
FREEZE TIME

>>732856750
You are only saying this because you're a newfag and can't triforce

GTFO NIGGER, HEIL HITLER

When do the cheese pizzas come back ?

Images are failing to upload and it's pissing me off.

do you see my posts? i feel like i might be a ghost

dub and op an hero

I WANT TO MAKE A FUCKING THREAD, PLEASE

4chan is a website exclusively for discussing japanese stuff like anime and shit

everyone who says otherwise is a turbofaggot and should fuck of to SASS or fark

>>732852793
Fpbp

/b/ hasn't been trash in more than 6 years now from the summerfag takeover and /r9k/ hasn't been traah in more than 2 years from the normalfag/leddit takeover

4chan truely is dying a slow, painful death

>>732852771
get

>>732852771
/b/ is where you learn the art of underwater russian basket weaving. welcome to the club

Worm anf bobber post. Zzzzzzzzzz

>>732852771
I learn how become gay astronaut

>>732853887
Why?

>>732852771
desu desu desu

>>732853134
This

>>732853134
Or daughter.

>>732863412
Also this

>>732852771
>Iam new here,

Wellcome, you entered the colony of le reddit and tumblr

>>732855218
It's mostly a bunch of angsty 14 year olds thinking they're funny.

>>732855602
You fucking homo nigger. I'll post a half dozen different compasses just for keks.
dumbass

Inb4 waving magnet over SSD.

>>732863919
> magnet
> SSD

try again

>>732852771
>Alright, I'm new here. How does this retarded community work?
You need a 4chan pass to post images or else you get upload failed.

>>732864014
the only way to post images on underwater basket weaving forum is to post nudes of your girlfriend. We'll know if it isn't original content faggot don't try any fucky fucky business

>>732863868
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?