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I found this thing in my back yard.

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I found this thing in my back yard.
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>>732851290
za
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>>732851290
put it into a comfy bed if this post ends in singles
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>>732851290
you are his now
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did you pet it
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>>732851554
>>732851487
Cat is inside and on my bed it looks kind of scared I am going to get some food to feed it
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>>732851290
Raccoon tail
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>>732851290
Be careful. Raccoons can be dangerous.
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>>732851643
be a good human and be nice to your new king!

Also, we need to name that fucker!
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>>732851290
give it pepperoni pizza
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>>732851290
love it unconditionally until it passes away from old age
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>>732851686
Dubs decides the cats name
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>>732851290
Fuck it with a stick if dubbs
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>>732851290
>>732851643
kitteh is cute OP
get him something tasty and fish flavored
or just a can of tuna

show kitteh love!
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>>732851731
Nigger Destroyer
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Don't fuck with stray cats, dude. You're going to get brain parasites.
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>>732851731
coon
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>>732851731
Kike mike
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>>732851731
Geno
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>>732851731
autism
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>>732851731
General Mittens
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>>732851643
Nice...give her a bag of Love and you're never alone
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>>732851731
King Julian the Jew Hunter
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>>732851811
Autism the Cat!
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Shadicat
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>>732851811
fuck that that's a gay name
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>>732851811
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>>732851811
Ok the cat will be called autism and I will care for it
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>>732851842
yeah, we should take another name...
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>>732851873
thanks OP xD
take care of kittum
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President Meow
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>>732851731
Mulch
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>>732851922
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>>732851890
>>732851842

samefag gtfo
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>>732851922
KITTUM IS THE NAME
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>>732851873
Is that a tic on the ear?
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>>732851965
>>732851811

Blind fag
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>>732851643
It's needs somewhere to piss and shit bro or it will do it all over your house instead. Also am glad you are being cool to it but there is a 99% chance it is flea ridden if it's been outside. There is also a chance it is someone else's cat it looks pretty well fed for an outdoor cat.
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>>732851978
Same thoughs, based on the surroundings I'd say you've just infected your house with insects, gj.
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If trips keep it outside until you get it to a vet
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>>732852007
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If dubs, cat is renamed to Fuzzington III
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>>732852027
So in other words keep it outside and still care for it. Unless you want to drop a good amount of cash for a vet that is.
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check it isn't microchipped so you don't get doris' lost cat posters everywhere
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>>732852048
>>732852027
fuck I never thought of that I'll have to wash the sheets and just feed it outside until I can take it to the vet to deflea it
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>>732851873
good job OP
>>732852081
let's get Autism checked
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Check to see if it has a micro chip in it's shoulder. Mine used to.
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Wild cats much like raccoons, mice, rats etc should be shot with a rifle. End of story. You want a pet cat get one from a shelter and make sure it's spayed.
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>>732852204
yeah, you should bring him to a vet, he'll check if he has a chip and probably will give you some stuff against fleas

>>732852372
(you) should be shot
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>>732851290
Grab it by the tail and swing the shit out of it
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>>732852372
Probably b8 buuuuut... You are a fucking retard there is nothing wrong with someone keeping an outdoor cat. They still get taken to the vet and keep any rodent problems to a minimum.
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>>732851290
In what kind of suburban shithole do you live...? Don't touch raccoons with bare hands - they are dangerous!
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>>732852524
Must be someone who got fucked real good by daddy. You cut yourself from that edge bro?
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>>732852204
check how much food yer supposed to give it too. prolly like 150-200 grams a day tops.
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>>732852372
Don't listen to this dude, anon. My family adopted a cat from the outdoors, and we had her for 18 years. Nothing wrong with outdoor kitters.
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>>732852334
I will put up posters and get it microchipped too - I'm quite lonely but I have quite a bit of money so I will do the stuff at the vet on Friday.
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>>732851873
Too much food my man
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>>732851771
too late.

Toxoplasmosis is the only social disease more prevalent on /b/ than aid's
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>>732852372
Kill yourself faggot. Best cat I have ever owned was wild. Id rather murder fuckers shooting animals like you than standby and see them harmed.
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>>732852705
Kitty will love you forever if it has no owners which is a possibility if it has fleas and shit. Either way if they won't give it the treatment it needs then fuck em. Cats are nice because they are low maintenance and not always trying to lick you and play like dogs.
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>>732852721
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>>732851643
Good!
Gotta luv da kitty
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>>732852372
This isn't a feral cat it's a stray
>shooting mice and rats
kek what a faggot
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>>732851873
Good Lord!
That's a bit TOO MUCH food!

But an A for effort.
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>>732851290
newfags...whatever the fuck happened to timestamp or gtfo?!
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>>732851643
>>732851873
>I am going to get some food
>Dumps entire can of whatever the fuck
You must be pretty lonely to be that excited about a random stray.
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>>732852826
Cat-lovers seem to think it's our cats that rule our lives and the world, but they couldn't be more wrong.

Amoebas.
Are actually the dominant life form on Earth.
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>>732853187
dont rip him newfaggot
he's loving kitteh
that's what important
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Fucking morons. Why has no one called bullshit. He happens to have cat food and tray for the cat to eat from. Are we just entertaining this fag or has /b/ become riddles with fag posters.
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>>732852665
That's the toxo in your brain speaking.
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>>732852724
I live in a place where you morons feeding cats has decimated entire families of endangered birds but because "muh kittie cats" nobody does anything about it. Stray animals should be put down, cats especially.
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could this cute cat be a GOOD BOI?
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>>732851290
Bite their ears.
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>>732852705
why not just go to a shelter and get a cat like a normal person

you better not fuck this up nigger
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Stray cats are the best of all.
But as said, you need to get him to the vet.

Be happy: as a street-proof cat, your new little fella is less likely to have health problems during his lifetime, so GG.
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>>732853666
satan, would you happen to live on a island infested with maoris in the south easth pacific
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>>732851290
That's a rare Russian Wetlands Raccoon. Be careful
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>>732851643
just kill it on livestream

25,- bucks per injury
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>>732854114
Holy shit scrolling through and see this lol I do live in such a place and hold similar opinions . but I also cheer my cat on when he brings home a winged rat so I'm not vegan about it
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Nugget?
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If trips op has to shit in litter box instead of toilet from now on
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>>732851731
satan bazinga
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>>732853666
Fuck off Garath
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>>732853666
Then get better birds faggot
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>>732852613
Na bro all that fucking your sick austistic mother in the ass while she sucked off your dog has given me a complex about pets, I fucking hate all pets now!!! Pic related
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>>732853666
who cares
raven eat young / small animals
thats nature my friendo
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>>732852705
Donn't listen to this faggot >>>732853936

Go for it, keep it if you want, cats are good companions. It will love you back for sure.
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>>732856038
What is that fucking thing?
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>>732852705
thats a handsom cat OP. take good care of it. they can be really fun.
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>>732857579
its a woman sucking a sogs dick
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>>732857836
dog**
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>>732851290
You have found a wild Demousealator. Bring it in and feed it and love it and you'll never have a mouse problem again.
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>>732851290
Op you should post sometimes in /b/ to tell us how's autism doing in the future
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>>732851290
Cute kitteh. Tail has a nice pattern.
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Name it Luci and give it food.
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>>732856038
haha nice
MOar pls
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You should start fondling it between the legs. Cats love that.
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It's a cat
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If trips micro wave the cat.
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good guy OP
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>>732851290
someone taught him to use toilet paper? That's pretty fucking amazing
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That is a FAT cat
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niggerr
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Check cat for fleas. They are fucking disaster, I assure you.
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Proof of the Russian hacking
https://youtu.be/CjDw36BUE_k
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>>732851873
Protip: Get him some ear mite medication
Its dirt cheap, and almost every stray I've ever seen has ear mites
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>>732853666
nice bait ya got there
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It's not a good idea to home feral cats.
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>>732863099
thats not a feral cat. its fat af
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if dubs his nickname becomes "the don of 4chan"
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>>732863205
reroll
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>>732863205
reroll?
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>>732863205
rerawl
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>>732863205
gimmie dubs dud
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>>732863205
dubs
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>>732863205
samefag rerollin
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>>732863322
He did it boys
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>>732851290
Love his face!! Feed him and be nice to him!!
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that's a half bob cat half house cat. A bob cat raped a house cat. Holy shit bro
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>>732851643
Hrs amazing. Feral cats might take some time to adjust. But make sure he can get his scent in there. Get a litter box. That helps. He looks so sweet! Catfag here.
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>>732863205
Reroll???
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>>732863205
It's already been decided Fag. The OP has spoken It's name is Autism. Autism the cat.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHEN ARE THE GOOKS GOING TO FIX THE NO-IMAGE POSITNG. I WANT TO MAKE A THREAD GOD DAMMIT
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>>732851290
Grab it by the pussy
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Thank you OP for this thread
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>>732852705
put a small pet door in for him, my cat loves it and no litter box
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>>732864057
If you want raccoons to waltz on in and fuck your shit up, then do this.
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