All Hail Hail Magic Conch.

Am I gonna end up bailing out my ex?

Does Sarah like me

Is OP a faggot?

Should I get drunk tonight?

Will I get the jad pet?

is jimmi hot

Will I find someone in college?

>>732810725
will i get a girlfriend next year

>>732810725
my dick is really small?

Does she love me?

will i be in this relationship forever?

>>732810725
Will I succeed moving out of this state??

>>732813523
Damn it tell me

>>732813568
WHAT THE FUCK TELL ME IF I WILL DO GOOD OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHIT STATE

>>732813650
Please, just tell me?

>>732813727
Why are you mocking me

>>732813727
lel

Will she fuck me?

Will I get two 4.0's this semester?

>>732810725
Is she gonna suck even deeper tonight?

Did hitler do nothing wrong?

>>732810725
i fucked up, can i fix it?

>>732814414
reroll

Should I leave my gf?

Was I right?

>>732810725
will my mom die in her sleep tonight?
>asking for a friend?

Should I go the fuck to sleep?

>rolls

>>732816634
BED TIME, CONCH???

do i fuck dogs?

>>732816734
Reroll. Fucking bullshit.

Should i eat right now?

Is op a faggot?

>>732816794
And again.

Reroll

>>732816794
holy shit kek

Its 4:00 am....Should i sleep?

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>>732816860
I don't think so.

Is leaving my home to go rent an apartment and work a probably minimum wage job gonna end in disaster and humiliation?

>>732816943
That is not a fucking valid response....

Is Hitler Still Alive?

will I fuck her

I wanna kill myself
should I?

Sex me will?

Should I call Lauren tomorrow after a very drunken fucking last night?

Is the managing attorney going to be pissed I called in sick today??

>>732818290
Well, that takes care of everything

Can I find a will to live?

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Oh great Magic Conch of wisdom, should I go masturbate?

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>>732818540
Just give it to me straight

>>732818574
Again

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>>732818597
Does that mean gay porn?

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>>732818644
well does it?

Will I ever fuck Luisette?

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>>732818667
DAMMIT TELL ME ALREADY CONCH

>>732818707
ok

Should I stay with the dad of the baby I'm expecting?

>>732818707
Assumming I'm homosexual, will I fuck her anyway?

Is my luck running out?

r o l l

Will my financial situation improve?

>>732811227
>>732811801
>>732812298
>>732812700
kekl

Cuck?

>>732810725
Will I die this year?

Hawaii kek.

Will I graduate college before I kill myself

>>732819134
Asking again

Will I win the Powerball lottery by playing the numbers I usually play on Wednesday 5/17/17?

>>732810725
Where is the Hillary clinton sextape?

>>732810725
Is Trump with russia?

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Will I ever be put into restraints and fucked as hard as physically possible by a tall strong nordic man who I can then worship like a god?

>>732810725
is trump going to be the greatest president of all time?

>>732819336
is this what you really want for this mortal man
divine magic conch

>>732810725
Was Hitler right?

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will i get this girl?

>>732810725
Can woman be trusted

>>732814388
>88

>>732819632
Nigger btfo

>>732810725
Is she worth pursing?

>>732819586
im not homo
i just like to see trap
i not in to the d but it sure is cute to see it on them
am i right conch

Does she want to fuck with me?

>>732819755
im using my dubs to reroll

>>732814388
>14388
>1488
>Off by one digit
>Which is 3
>Not sure

The magic conch is a goddamn cock tease

Death in 7 years?

>>732819803
damn you magic conch with your lack of answers

>>732819800
Kek

>>732819800
Livestream pl0z

>>732819844
Firts dubs.
Reroll.

>>732810725
Will I find someone?

>>732819901
I second this.

Will I get the girl I want?

will i ascend to godhood?

>>732819953
Roll, I need answers

Is Donald Trump the best President of the United States of America to ever be elected

>>732819932
reroll

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>>732820031
The conch says yes

>>732810725
Will the white race be saved?

>>732810725
should i rape my cousin stevie?

>>732810725
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

>>732820031
>>732820070
/thread

>>732820129
drats, my evil plan has been foiled again cya never 4chan

Is somebody watching me?

>>732820096
>If you want
Please purge men like me last I wanna fight for the whites.

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>>732820031
>Implying kicking course the Mexicans and displacing the Jews is enough

Magic conch, can I take this one step further by having the Donald put liberals into camps?

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>>732820070
>>732820199
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

>>732820249
tf reroll

>>732820277
You're a faggot

Will I win this ranked match?

>>732820283
Alright conch are you sure now? Whats your answer?

Im gonna be rich, famous and a genius under 25?

>>732810725
Are you a lying faggot based entirely on random probabilities to give a final answer that has nothing to do with what I asked?

>>732810725
Can we bring back hitler

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>>732810725

I hate children.

>>732820464
Asking again.

How do I shot web?

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>>732820337
>7
Looks like we both are pal.

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>>732820522
DELET THIS

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>>732820464
>>732820511

Ha, I fucking knew the magic conch is a piece of sh- holy shit, it's dubs... this means he's legit.

>>732820487
I second this

Will i have a successful 2017?

>>732820591
Don't deny it.

Fap?

Im gonna die this weekend?

Back to the good ol days

Should I ask her out?

Should I ask her out??

>>732821810
Jej

Will I die this month?

this new guy reliable

>>732821893
This week?

Am i a faggot

>>732810725
Will i jack off tonight?

Rolo

is moot alive

If I ask my crush out, will she say yes?

>>732822077
I know I'm gay, will she say yes?

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is op faggot?

Goddamm you magic conch. Will she say yes?

Should I beat my wife tonight?

will I get a fucking A on my chemistry final?

>>732822337
fuckin answer the question

>>732822424
ask again reroll faggot shit

>>732822477
what the actual fuck answer please

>>732822538
I came 5 minutes ago just fucking answer

>>732810725
Is liking traps gay?

>>732822643
Not sure... Is liking traps super gay?

Rolling.jpg

>>732822627
what the actual fuck

Is there any reason to keep existing?

>>732810725
Should I have sex with Maggie

Will i finaly hit 3rd base?

>>732822717
please stop calling me gay and answer

>>732810725
Is she fed up with me

>>732822705
It's gay. The question is...
Is wanting to be a trap gay?

>>732810725
Will she grow up and suck my dick

>>732822834
>fuck, asking again

>>732822810
I don't want to kill myself I just want an answer

I'm I gonna get drunk today

>>732822893
FUCK

Will i get a girlfriend soon?

>>732810725

should i buy a lottery ticket tomorrow?

>>732810725
Is my exist nice utterly meaningless

>>732823236
Existence

Am I bipolar?

>>732811801
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

>>732822869
Nah dude the conch said maybe.. Get with the program.

Will I fuck tomorrow?

>>732810725
should i become MGTOW

Will I find a job after college?

Do I care?

Is my acquaintance pleasured by my services

WILL I FIND A JOB AFTER GRADUATING COLLEGE?

Ask the black girl out soon?