Ask me a question. And then tell me something about you. Then

>>732808819
the first song that comes to your head

mine right now is Deja Vu Affair from Sofi Tukker, I love listening to it in a cold night

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>>732808954

girl in the window by mark lenover. check it out he is pretty underated

What is your favorite beverage?

>>732808819
>that puffy pussy

MOOOOOOODS

>>732809097
humans are magnificent creatures

>>732809097
Why would you call mods over a puffy pussy

>>732809206

and the one in question is emily bloom i believe, and she is over 18

>>732809097


xhamster
com/movies/7182901/harika_amcik.html

is zero a number?

>>732809097
>virgin detected

>>732808819
>Ask me a question
Why are you a faggot?

>And then tell me something about you.
I think OP's a faggot.

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>>732809475

it is the lack of numbers. so sure.

Have you even been happy?

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>>732809536

thanks

please go back starting cock rate and trap threads now ( we all know you just found this site last year )

>>732809040
beer, of course. I can't imagine a life where I cant drink beer with my friends every once in a while

yours? where are you from? (i'm brazillian btw hue hue hue)

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>>732809715

i love beer as well. drinking Erie's scotish ale i got from a beer of the month club now. Though blue moon or Franseskaner has to be my favorite. From maryland in the usa

What is your biggest pet peeve? also i have a lot of friend who lived in brazil

Hi OP. Do you hate the Jews? Something about myself: I hate the Jews.

>>732809667
Nah, I've been here since ... 2010, I think? Something like that.
I did come back today for the first time since the gamergate stuff/infinitychan split and Moot sold the website, though.

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>>732810015

yes i do. I work a blue collar job where i have to see a ton of jews everyday. at first i never did but now i realize they are always trying to fuck you over and very need. though i have a jew friend fuck buddy and it is odd because she loves paying for stuff but is very honest like a jew

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>>732810084

well it sucks more than ever here now. i was here since 07. not that that is something to brag about. this has always been weeb land but now it is just faggot threads and nigger memes

>>732809608
as in having defining memories of pure joy? no, but i mild enjoyable happiness from social events, definitely.

Do you think there a something higher plane of existence than what we experience?

>>732808819
>brap

>>732810242
Also, the fucking captchas are extremely annoying.

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>>732810295

i would like to believe so. i hope so. it seems like a fairy tale but i think the alternative is just as insane. so for my own self i like to believe there is a chance of something else. Are you afraid of death? if you had to go how would you want to go out?

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>>732810337

yes they are. but can you imagine bots on this already cancer site?

>>732809878
the most famous beers around here have shit-quality (most of them have even corn in their brew) but my city is a national center of small scale beer brewing, we have some top notch stuff around too. although when I drink with friends for the sole purpose of drinking we just go with the normal ones anyways


a pet peeve? well, the first thing that came to my mind and probably the only thing that really angers me in my day to day life is when someone interrupts me when I'm talking. this happening many times in a row drives me nuts

>>732810475
I can. I've seen it. But even the captchas before I left weren't this bad. It was just "type these two words", if I remember correctly.

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>>732810734

so talking to women? hahh

>>732810746

true. the fucking images didnt come til pretty recent i dont think. i rarely post so not too sure

tell us about your first sexual encounter.

me? i really like playing a guitar but i don't think ill ever be that good at it, so i go to school in hopes of becoming a music journalist.

>>732810429
extremely, the idea of not existing is terrifying to me, so I have a fantasy of at least making my name live as long as possible, like Plato, or Genghis Khan.

Would removing the anonymity on the internet ruin it for you, personally

>>732810814
yeah, altough I'm really easygoing that's still something that gets me. but it's not any interruption of course, it's just that people interrupting when you're really trying to tell something relevant is really rude

one hobby of yours?

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>>732811284

not really. i mean i like that there is anonymity. i really don't troll or talk to much shit. though if they saw my porn i would be uber fucked. the only time i rage is for fun on this site against trolls and in online games. though i do have some fake facebooks i fuck with people with

have you ever been in love?

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>>732811395

i agree. people are really selfish. like most people are just fucking assholes.

i play guitar and write stupid little stories for shits and giggles

what is your worst fear

>>732811625
i don't think so, i've cared for the people i've been in relationships with(romantic or not). but the concept confuses me

do you believe in love?

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>>732811973

i think so. though for most it is either lust or infatuation

i think couples that have been together for decades and are still happy or for like your kids or something that can be love. but for like a gf of a year...nah that is just lust

if you could only have one form of entertainment in say jail what would it be ?

>>732811730
an unhappy life, meaning one I can't enjoy or will regret in my later years. shit's gonna happen to all of us, but how you deal and come out of it is what really defines your situation

I think of myself as very happy, as a medicine student with great friends and family, don't have a gf but that's not really a problem in brazil anyways, I got crazy beautifull friends, I can send a pic or two

your worst fear m8

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>>732812432

my worst fear is being stuck. in a job. in a family i dont like. in a relationship i dont like. that is the worst. and yes pix

do you have a big regret that hangs over you?

>>732809040
>underrated
>beverage
>underage

>>732809667
i'mma need a name for this lassie

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>>732812576
nothing I haven't solved yet. once I kinda molested a girl cousin of mine (grabbed her tits while she was asleep) but after that we talked about it and it's fine already. with all the shit we see around /b/ i think that's pretty lightweight, right? anyways, we're fine

this girls is my classmate, I have to stay in a room with her and other 8 colleagues for hours everysay, and I just can't keep focused with such a hot girl around, she is very very rpetty

are you in a relationship? what are your mid-term goals by this point in your life?

>>732813156

25 thank you :D

>>732813315

no idea. tineye.com son

>>732808819
How would you like to die?

Me, from old age, sleeping and suffocating with lung failure while triping on morphine.

>>732808819
Nice shop by the way.

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>>732813318

damn she is hot. do you guys have any sexual tension or anything?

and i do have a gf... though we are not that great of a match. Really i my goals are to move the fuck out finally this year, get a new girl, and find a better job. i just want to keep moving forward. i am not in a bad place by any means but i do not want to be in my current situation for more than a year

do you ever wish you were born in a different time period ?

>>732808819
whats your job? Mine is terrible and temporary and i worry i wont do anything interesting, lucrative or comfortable. Ever. On top of not wanting to work, work for some1, work by somebody elses rules

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>>732813491

doing something i love and badass. maybe ill become a pilot when i am old and my grandkids will read that i blew up in the middle of the ocean. i don't want to go out in a ordinary way but i don't want it to be painful.

do you think that we are keeping people alive for too long? do you think we should just off them before they become vegetables or basically brain dead with dementia?

>>732813782

i am a exterminator. i really do not want to be doing this in 2 years. but it is not as bad as it sounds

do you still keep in contact with your family? are they proud of you? btw what is your job?

>>732813856
That's sick, i would not do this because i can't swim and i would never kill myself.

Yes i do believe, I've told my relatives already about it. I'm a organ donor and i would rather die than be keept alive by machines.

>>732814021
i live with my family. I dont think they r proud, but i doubt they r disappointed in me.
I sort courier mail.
Did u do anything else? How long have u been killing vermin? How long have u done that for? What r u plannin to do instead?

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>>732814327

how do you think the world will end? do you think it will be in our lifetime?

>>732813663
she is my friend, we talk a lot and went to some parties togetherf but it's hard to tell anything about that tension because when you're face to face to a girl like this it's kinda hard not to think about fucking her. I already tried making my moves on her but those didn't work out so well, although I'm pretty confident I still may be able to get something out of this

that's a nice way to go man, keep going forward so you won't get stuck like you said. just let me tell one thing: you may not be satisfied with your current girl and that's okay, but be carefull so you won't miss someone that is special to you by mistake (may or may not be the case, you get what I'm saying)

I'm really confortable in our time period, things are changing and the worlds is ever more interesting, I couldn't imagine myself with less knowledge than I have access to today so the past wouldn't fit me and the future is too uncertain

can I ask you something? is my english writing okay? I rarelly get to practice it outside the internet

>>732814338

do you like it? i though about being a mail man or work for ups

i worked in grocery stores before that. i have been doing it for about 3 years, and i am not sure., really i want something with freedom that will not make me want to kill myself and atleat make 30 bucks an hour. i make 15 now and there is a certain level of freedom. but i am so far from my route it is killing me

what is your dream job?

>>732808819
What in life makes you happy?

I bought into the bullshit that being "successful" is important, so now I'm a depressed wizard making six figures.

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>>732808819
do you think natural light should be used in photography more than studio lighting? personally i feel people are so used to seeing studio lighting and instagram filters that natural light is fading out and i found a dead bird today and put it in a jar as part of an art project looking at how humans are drawn to things that make them feel uneasy if viewed from a safe invironment.
Also i'm the fag that used to post Morticia reaction images in every thread possible a couple of years ago

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>>732814481

yeah man it sounds fine. sound advice as well. when was your last gf? what would happen if you straight asked this girl to fuck or go out with you?

>>732814449
Ah dude c'mon, we are talking mass extinctions. Earth will end in sun growth, now humans IDK, we are looking for new planets to colonize right now...

>>732814706
so you're THAT fag huh? never heard of you anyway

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>>732814668

LOL this got me

honestly caffeine, heavy metal, and driving fast. that is the most i ever feel happy. also random flings are fun to... though i am stuck in a relationship. how can i avoid being a six figure wizard? what is the craziest thing you have done and what is the craziest thing you want to do?

>>732814622
i dont like it. Its 8h standing up without the right for breaks and u gotta lift heavy shit
Id like to do entertainment, politics, game testing or try psychoanalysis.
Wanna be paid 30 moneys/h? Tall order.
Got higher education? Know foreign languages?

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>>732814706

i love natural light. i took film and photography classes in college ( hence why i do pest control now)

do you think that there is too much technology? is it ruining people now a days? will our generation ever be happy?

>>732814706
i wanna chime in.
id rather see cameras handle wide light intensity range well, like a human eye, instead of worrying if its artificial light, or natural. Suns well dispersed, but having a chandelier clearly isnt enough to take house pics

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>>732814831

in that case do you think we will live on mars.... or atleast a space station? you don't think war will wipe us out before that?

>>732814803
sauce?

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>>732814991

unfortunately i do not. hence why i am not making that lol

i heard game testing sucks. like i wanted to do it and i researched it and they say it is you playing the same fucking little level for 8 hours a day for weeks looking for bugs and you get paid and treated like shit. btw what games are you into?

>>732815293

no clue

>>732814934
>how can i avoid being a six figure wizard?
I'm probably the wrong person to ask. However, I guess it's easy to avoid being a six figure wizard by quitting your job and working at Taco Bell.

My blood is about 10% caffeine, so right there with you. Craziest/stupidest thing I've ever done is driving too fast while drinking from a bottle of scotch in the car, crashing, and completely fucking up my life.

Craziest thing I want to do is consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of having fun, but I doubt I'll ever do that.

>>732815060
Could you please share any more pictures of her if you have them? I've been looking for them. Please and thanks homie

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>>732815409

ever had a gf? are you in a relationship? what is stopping you ? and did you get a DUI?

>>732815165
Space station is an ongoing thing.

Mars? No way, terraforming is beyond our chemistry, we need bigger bombs. Maybe we can craft some vessels to travel to know earth like planets, but, i believe something similar to our primitive colonies will happen when we crash there.

>>732815332
Rollin m8

>>732815165
I think war is slowing. Really one of the main problems is small remnants of terrorists, lingering like a disease

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>>732815495

only two i got

>>732815660
Mm, well thanks, at least I have them as reference